iris
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Post by iris on Jun 11, 2016 22:39:39 GMT
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Post by homeysomey on Jun 11, 2016 22:42:41 GMT
>But first you need a name, lets name you Bobby.
>Then unlock the door.
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Post by Neptz on Jun 11, 2016 22:43:54 GMT
S-someone who draws just like me?? THis is my new favorite adventure!
>Unlock the door, obviously.
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iris
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Post by iris on Jun 11, 2016 22:57:09 GMT
>But first you need a name, lets name you Bobby. >Then unlock the door. > You're Bobby. Unlock the door. What? Seriously, bobby is a silly name, and you're not entitled to take whatever fancy name there is. You're a SQUARE, that's just how things are.
You wish you could unlock that door, but alas, you have no ARMS. In fact, it's actually smaller than you are, how would you even go through that door?
You'll need to get creative. Can a SQUARE even get creative? Let's hope so.
What will you do?
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 11, 2016 23:05:39 GMT
>Gain a new perspective on things. Literally. Become a CUBE
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iris
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Post by iris on Jun 11, 2016 23:19:20 GMT
>Gain a new perspective on things. Literally. Become a CUBE > Become a CUBE
You become a cube..
But you can't. You need at least 100 HP in order to magically turn into a cube, and you have none. In fact, you're not sure if you're actually even alive.
Your best guess is that you're at least barely so.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 12, 2016 0:35:43 GMT
>Run around screaming. It will make you feel alive.
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ilikeswordz
Moppet of Destiny
Halloo hullo! Just that dude who's making >BaRA a thing.
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Post by ilikeswordz on Jun 12, 2016 0:51:28 GMT
>convert yourself into lines
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 12, 2016 2:01:16 GMT
>Flail around room
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Post by homeysomey on Jun 12, 2016 6:23:47 GMT
>Flail around like a banshee.
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Post by eerr on Jun 12, 2016 9:42:51 GMT
>Walk out the door.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 12, 2016 21:01:46 GMT
>Eat the cardboard box for nutrition
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iris
Juvesquirt
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Post by iris on Jun 12, 2016 21:20:31 GMT
>Eat the cardboard box for nutrition.  What? No! You won't eat that, it's absolutely preposterous. You're sure there must be something else to eat anyway.
A pink pellet falls out of the box as you hold it.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 12, 2016 21:23:39 GMT
>What the fuck, are those arms
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 12, 2016 21:25:01 GMT
>Inspect pellet
>This piece of shit lied. Look at those arms.
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iris
Juvesquirt
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Post by iris on Jun 12, 2016 21:30:30 GMT
>What the fuck, are those arms > What the fuck, are those arms?
Arms, what arms? You're positive you don't have, and have never had any arms whatsoever. |
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Jun 14, 2016 8:05:12 GMT
>Remember, you were born to not be clive.
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Post by eerr on Jun 14, 2016 21:04:33 GMT
>Press your face against the window and pretend to be a tv.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 14, 2016 21:33:37 GMT
>Lick pellet
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iris
Juvesquirt
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Post by iris on Jun 15, 2016 18:37:38 GMT
> Remember, you were born not to be clive.
You stop for a moment and think on these few words your bizarre mind has fabricated.. who's Clive? And, a more important question, were you even born? Everything you remember is suddenly.. existing, in that room, and that's all. How bizarre. You freak out for a moment and decide to stop thinking on this before you have an existential crisis.
>Press your face against the window and pretend to be a tv.
You press your face against the cold glass and do your best to pretend you're a TV. Wait a moment, what's that..?
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There's a strange structure out there in the middle of all that NOISE, simply floating out there! You wonder what it is, but of course there's no way to know for sure. It seems to be at least a mile away.
> Lick the pellet.
You give the pellet a few licks, before simply deciding that its tasty and that it belongs in your mouth.
->
You instantly feel an unusual warmth. You feel a little more alive now! Eating is something living beings do, isn't it? You look forward to eating such a pellet again! You merely hope that pellet wasn't the only one.
->
So there you are, a somewhat happier SQUARE in a confusing and NOISY world, who feels at the very least alive after such a wonderful meal.
What will you do now? |
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Post by charcoalTorture on Jun 15, 2016 18:42:02 GMT
> Wear box as a helmet.
> Go back in the other room and grab the key.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 15, 2016 19:02:34 GMT
>WHERE THE FUCK DID THOSE ARMS GO
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iris
Juvesquirt
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Post by iris on Jun 15, 2016 19:18:53 GMT
> Wear box as a helmet. > Go back in the other room and grab the key. > Wear box as a helmet.
For unknown reasons, you do exactly that, and even though you probably don't, you feel like you look a little better now.
> Go back and grab the key.
Yoink! You snatch the key with ease.. But, as you do this, you notice a few new items within this room.
Oh, and you're still in possession of your arms. |
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iris
Juvesquirt
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Post by iris on Jun 15, 2016 20:41:17 GMT
( Quick note: This terrible and poorly drawn amazing adventure has a mirror now here! I've even caught a few typos, so it's most likely somewhat better. Or at least, it is until I get rid of those pesky typos here too. ) |
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