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Different Context Thread May 29, 2016 9:24:05 GMT Sharkalien, NobelSmashington, and 1 more like this

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Post by NobodyIP on May 29, 2016 9:24:05 GMT

reposting this old one i made on the mspaforums thread because it is by far my crowning achievement

> Roxy: Complete the ritual.

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ROXY: whew
ROXY: man that marathon took forever
ROXY: totally flew round the world just now

ROXY: but at least now that THAT steps done
ROXY: theres just one more thing i have to do
JOHN: HEY, ROXY!

ROXY: oh shit
ROXY: john i swear this isnt what it looks like

JOHN: ...
ROXY: okay yeah i guess this is totes exactly wut it looks like
ROXY: but still you dont understand

JOHN: roxy, why is rose lying dead on the ground?
ROXY: becuz i killed her
ROXY: *shrug*

JOHN: what the fuck!
JOHN: why the hell did you do THAT???
ROXY: becuuuuaaase
ROXY: its all part of the ritual!
ROXY: jeez john ur kinda slow sometimes u know that?
JOHN: what ritual?
JOHN: what kind of fucked-up ritual requires you to kill your own daughter??
JOHN: and also mother i guess.

ROXY: it has a rly weird and unpronounceable title so i wuldnt be able 2 say it to u
ROXY: but i kinda gave it a nickname in case i had 2 explain it to people
ROXY: its called…
ROXY: ‘THE RITUAL OF DORITOS’

JOHN: the ritual of what?
ROXY: asdajshjkdl;g dont u ever listen??
ROXY: basically u have 2 do a ton of stupid shit and then u get doritos!
ROXY: simple as that

JOHN: where did you even get that dumb ritual from?
ROXY: dirky told me bout it a while ago
ROXY: he said he wasnt being serious about it but i knew that he wuz in fact being TOTES SUPER SERIOUS about it
ROXY: so i waited till we were all together in this session
ROXY: and i snuck behind her while she wasnt lookin
ROXY: and BAM BAM BAM
ROXY: now shes dead

JOHN: what do you have to do in the ritual?
ROXY: ugh dont even get me STARTED
ROXY: ok first u have to kill ur teenage mom/daughter
ROXY: (as u can see ive already prepared one right here *wink wonk*)
ROXY: THEN u have to do some dumb stuff involving 'endless parades of jiggling soft elf behinds'
ROXY: at least thats what dirk told me
ROXY: but i had no idea what he was talking about so i just took a coffee break for half an hour and then i washed my hands to get rid of all the blood
ROXY: and the next step is to stand on ur head 4 two minutes
ROXY: (which was hard af btw even with my sweet g-tier floaty powers)
ROXY: and then u have to fly all around ur planet
ROXY: which takes fucking FOREVER
ROXY: never knew just how goddamn big my planet was till now

ROXY: but now that thats all finished
ROXY: theres only one step left to do
JOHN: ...which is?
ROXY: wait until rose turns into a bag of doritos!
ROXY: and then the ritual will be completed and i will be in sweet sweet DORITO MUTHERFUCKIN HEAVEN
JOHN: ...
ROXY: gee i wonder what flavor im gonna get?
ROXY: i am pretty damn excited right now not gonna lie

ROXY: dont worry john when i get the doritos im gonna share some with u
ROXY: not ALL of them tho
ROXY: i dont wanna let my hard ritually work go 2 waste after all!
JOHN: ...
ROXY: wait till we see the look on dirks face when i tell him ive finished the ritual--
ROSE: Mmmbrrlgghlrrgb.
ROXY: wait what

ROXY: um
ROXY: is rose supposed 2 just
ROXY: come back to life again
ROXY: is this part of what happens
ROXY: hey rose do you know when ur gonna turn into a bag of doritos?
ROXY: im gettin kinda hungry
ROSE: W,
ROSE: What are you... talking about.
ROXY: ...
ROXY: wow that thing i just said made waay more sense in my head
ROXY: ill just wait until it happens then

> Two hours later...

ROSE: You still haven't told me why you keep talking on and on about me turning into a bag of Doritos.
ROSE: Is this part of another game, or are you just having one of your addled moments again?
ROXY: god mom do u ever stop talkin??
ROXY: i mean i know ur books were all kinds of heavy handed but i thought that was just how u wrote
ROXY: hey maybe if u stop talking youll turn into doritos faster i dont know!
ROSE: Can I at least get up from this uncomfortable position? The sand is starting to get into my hood.
ROXY: shushushush!
ROXY: less talkin more turning-into-doritos!
JOHN: …
JOHN: roxy, are you SURE dirk was being serious about this whole ritual thing?
ROXY: pfft yeah why wouldnt he be??
ROXY: just watch her itll happen
ROXY: aaaaany minute now…
JOHN: …
ROSE: …
ROSE: John can you please just help me get up off the floor.

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Different Context Thread Nov 28, 2017 16:10:03 GMT

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Post by NobelSmashington on Nov 28, 2017 16:10:03 GMT

>I HAVE WAITED FAR TOO LONG FOR THIS MOMENT.

I HAVE WAITED. FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE TEN THOUSAND UNITS.

AND NOW THAT THE MAILMAN HAS FULFILLED HIS OBLIGATION TO ME, AS PROVEN BY THE RED ARM-SWINGY-DEALY THING OR WHATEVER IT IS CALLED BEING FLIPPED UP AND MY CARTRIDGE HAVING PROVEN TO ARRIVE UNSCATHED, I BELIEVE IT IS NOW TIME FOR ME TO BE A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT ALL DAY AND PLAY ALL THESE GAMES.

>STARTING OF COURSE. WITH THE NEWEST ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION.

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO. LET US BEGIN!

> ==>

OH GOD DAMMIT. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN AN EXPERIENCE LIKE "HOMESTUCK ACT 6 ACT 6 & KNUCKLES" WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

CURIOUS THOUGH, THAT THEY WENT THE EXTRA MILE TO CREATE AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF THE DREADED "NO WAY" ERROR MESSAGE...

I DO NOT LIKE IT. THE DETAIL ON MINE AND SMELLY HORSE MAN'S FEET IS ATROCIOUS, THEY GOT BLUE BITCH'S SHOES COMPLETELY WRONG...

BUT WORST OF ALL MY OWN LIKENESS HAS HAD MANY CREATIVE LIBERTIES TAKEN FROM IT. I MEAN LOOK AT ME! MY CHEEKS ARE FILLED COMPLETELY WITH MY BLOOD, INDICATING THAT I HAVE TAKEN MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THE CONTROLLER OF THIS BODY, BUT THEY HAVE NEGLECTED TO NOTICE THAT I'VE DISCARDED MY RIGHT LEG AT THIS POINT IN TIME!

I SWEAR TO THE FARTHEST REACHES OF PARADOX SPACE, WHEN I FIND WHOMEVER CREATED THIS REFERENCE-DEPRIVED MOCKUP OF DUBIOUS CANONICITY...

WELL, I'M NOT SURE WHAT I WILL DO AT THAT POINT, BUT IT WILL MOST LIKELY INVOLVE BITING, BRUTAL SLAPPINGS, AND MANY, MANY BULLETS.

>Caliborn: Play Blue Sphere

I WOULD. IF I COULD ONLY REMEMBER THE BLASTED CODE...

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Post by NobodyIP on May 29, 2016 9:24:05 GMT

Post by pointycatears on May 29, 2016 16:26:38 GMT

Post by sillyConformist on May 30, 2016 19:34:47 GMT

Post by NobelSmashington on Nov 28, 2017 16:10:03 GMT

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