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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Jun 14, 2016 16:17:13 GMT
Hello there good people of the forums! I require assistance big time, because y'see I've had the last two weeks to work on my English summative, and it's due tomorrow, and I've not started!  Now, I know I can get it done if I work my ass off I'm just having trouble getting started. I have to do a media presentation- some people did a video game pitch for example, some did a painting- along with a brief explanation of the text you are basing your summative off. The text has to be one of the ones we studied in class so I chose Romeo and Juliet right, but now I'm sitting here like well dicks I don't know what to do. I guess what I'm asking is can you creative fellows of the forums help me brainstorm. I can do the work myself, I just need to know what I'm actually going to be working on. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 16, 2016 16:08:37 GMT
Make sock puppets of Romeo and Juliet and make your presentation just 15 straight minutes of them making out while you make kissing noises
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 16, 2016 16:51:34 GMT
pretend it's 2011 and make a rage comic. or better yet, a sbahj comic.
download renpy and make an anime style visual novel
make a pizza with one half of the toppings representing the capulets and the other half representing the montagues (idr the names but i think that is it?)
build a shrine dedicated to leonardo dicaprio's portrayal of romeo
a short comic based on romeo & juliet, but now everyone is trolls and they are playing SGRUB
play-doh sculpture, it's so bad it's good
(these are mostly silly, but maybe it will help spark something else in your brain lol)
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 16, 2016 17:09:27 GMT
Sweet Bromeo and Hella Juliet |
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Post by Neptz on Jun 16, 2016 17:29:35 GMT
Make sock puppets of Romeo and Juliet and make your presentation just 15 straight minutes of them making out while you make kissing noises No, make the presentation 18 straight minutes of you telling the pink joke using the sockpuppets. |
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Post by obsidalicious on Jun 16, 2016 21:22:53 GMT
Whatever you end up doing, make sure you open woith 'It was a dark and stormy night'. That's always the hallmark of an original and well written piece of literature. No, make the presentation 18 straight minutes of you telling the pink joke using the sockpuppets. You call that a long joke? Try this one out for size.(The punch line is worth it, trust me) |
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Post by imglasses on Jun 18, 2016 3:36:46 GMT
No, make the presentation 18 straight minutes of you telling the pink joke using the sockpuppets. You call that a long joke? Try this one out for size.(The punch line is worth it, trust me) Why did I trust you |
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Post by obsidalicious on Jun 19, 2016 11:05:51 GMT
Because I have such a friendly and trustworthy looking face. Anyway, does this thread have a purpose now that staircaseofkneecaps has (supposedly) handed in their work which we so helpfully inspired them to do? Can we re purpose it as something else? Maybe a thread for deliberately terrible professional level writing advice? |
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 1, 2016 17:15:20 GMT
Quick, guys, I need help writing a love letter to someone I'm writing a love letter to. How do I make the love reciprocal?  |
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 1, 2016 17:18:45 GMT
Try "Roses are red, violets are blue, poems are hard. Want to date?"
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jul 1, 2016 17:36:41 GMT
Quick, guys, I need help writing a love letter to someone I'm writing a love letter to. How do I make the love reciprocal? don't write an actual letter, write them a message using toppings of a pizza only. wait...why do all my ideas in this thread go back to pizza? oh well. pizza is love. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 1, 2016 18:12:56 GMT
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jul 1, 2016 19:18:13 GMT
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore bonus points if you sing that when you give them the pizza. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 1, 2016 19:40:09 GMT
I was going to write that on the pizza, but sure, why not!
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Post by obsidalicious on Jul 2, 2016 5:02:02 GMT
Dirty limericks are definitely the way to go.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2016 5:32:46 GMT
has this entire thread become a shitpost thread now
because im totally down for that
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Post by pnp on Jul 5, 2016 0:23:46 GMT
i hope your assignment went like an excavation in the earth designed to extract water from some source or sinkhole, which is to say `well`.
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