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Post by lilmikee2004 on Jun 16, 2016 8:23:19 GMT
Just a small note for those new and old:While this is still a continuation of the same adventure I made from MSPA Forums, it won't be necessary to know the previous iteration as most of the content will be revisited in this one.
> Let me tell you a story. Long ago there was a creature called the Ocule who was once revered within our country as some sort of Deity. He grew to become a dragon that protected the entire kingdom from many badass conquerors and mass murderers over the years. > And then, the funny part happened. Out of nowhere, the One-Eyed Dragon goes crazy. Some say it was the influence of Dark Magic, others argue a Famous Warrior tried to steal his Tail. No matter the cause, all agree that the ensuing chaos brought our once great country to shambles. > In the end. No one ever saw the Serpent of the Skies again. Yet for years afterwards there were always reports coming in from the Villages about how they saw a Giant Orb flying across the sky, and suddenly noticing several of their Kin have suddenly gone missing. > Then, Old Fools spoke. Ever since the day he abandoned us, the Sages have prophecized that our Mad God will come back, angrier and deadlier than it had left. > Here's where it gets ridiculous. And they somehow expect that Five Schmucks will come in to save the day when things look their bleakest. > Next.
> Next. > Twenty Sided Die. You are the Knittborne Crypt. Although you don't look it, you are the King's Executioner. Two Idiots were apparently found guilty of stealing Magical Artifacts and it's your job to make their death quick and easy. Quick and Easy? Hah, your Guild has a reputation for not knowing what those words mean. What will you do?
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Post by cobaltergeist on Jun 16, 2016 17:23:45 GMT
> Ask if the criminal has any last words.
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 16, 2016 19:47:37 GMT
>Ask yourself why you're threatening the man with a big metal bowl
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 17, 2016 5:35:57 GMT
> KC: FINISH THAT FOOL!  |
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Post by continuityofficer on Jun 17, 2016 7:52:10 GMT
>Torture him in incredibly horrifying and gruesome ways.
Examples:
>pull out one of his eyeballs
>Allow bamboo too grow through him
>flay him
>Allow rats to slowly eat away at his body
>Slowly crush him over several days.
>Saw him in half, bottom up
>Find doing this incredibly sexually arousing
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Post by grubleafeater on Jun 18, 2016 5:01:46 GMT
>Roll to press the button that tortures him.
>Roll: Be a natural one and result in the prisoner release button being pressed.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Jun 19, 2016 9:21:51 GMT
>Break his Kneecaps.
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Post by lilmikee2004 on Jun 28, 2016 23:04:12 GMT
> Ask yourself why you're threatening the man with a big metal bowl. For future reference this is a Giant Spoon. A Giant Spoon for slowly flaying flesh. As silly as it looks, it's proven greater torture than Giant Forks. > Torture him in incredibly horrifying and gruesome ways. Oh trust me, you've been trying for weeks now. This dude must be some sort of freak because you've done everything from Gutting Him to Pulling Out His Nails and literally all the guy would do is try screaming through that damned Surgical Mask.
> Ask if the criminal has any last words. You pull out your Rusty Syringe.  > Break his Kneecaps.
> KC: FINISH THAT FOOL!  YEAH! MURDER! > Result in the prisoner release button being pressed. Aw crap, you missed.
> Next. Not again! D20 System:It's pretty straightforward. For every few actions, I'm going to roll a d20 to determine the success rate.
Generally things should go like this
1 - Failure...
2-4 - Probably gonna die
5-8 - Less than good
9-11 - Okay, I guess
12-15 - A little better
17-19 - Getting there!
20 - PERFECTION! |
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 28, 2016 23:14:08 GMT
>Seduce him into lying back down
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Post by Marimarine on Jun 28, 2016 23:45:06 GMT
Man: RUN.
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 29, 2016 2:18:03 GMT
>Seduce him into lying back down They always did say that Stockholm Syndrome always lead to the best of romances stories~ |
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Post by grubleafeater on Jun 29, 2016 4:39:49 GMT
>Crypt:Did you try REMOVING the mask? Maybe there's a gag behind it! Maybe he's been TRYING to spill his secrets the whole time!
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Post by continuityofficer on Jun 29, 2016 6:56:26 GMT
>Man: be seduced
>Events: repeat yourself
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 29, 2016 11:55:48 GMT
Man: run the hell away!
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Post by Curris on Jun 30, 2016 9:46:52 GMT
Cue Yakkity Sax chase sequence through the dungeons proper!
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Post by lilmikee2004 on Feb 19, 2017 12:33:47 GMT
authornote: Hey guys, thanks for waiting. I was so far into artist's block that I thought I'd have to give up on making the s page if I were to ever update this again. > Seduce him into lying back down. Your Charisma is so low that you assume Puckering your Lips will somehow seduce him. Well, you at least got him confused. > Attempt to stab him on the knee, adding the effect: "Disabled". He shouldn't be going anywhere any time soon. > Crypt: Did you try REMOVING the mask? Maybe there's a gag behind it! Maybe he's been TRYING to spill his secrets the whole time! I, uh... That's a good point.  Why haven't you tried this already!? > Man: Run the hell away!
> Man: RUN.  HEY! > Cue Yakety Sax.> Next. You are the Knittborne Crypt, and you are currently worried about your Job Security. You really hope the King saw you stick that landing. |
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Post by mistertorchwick on Feb 19, 2017 16:13:49 GMT
KC: Play it cool. Nail the man's hands together with the sword and march him back to the prison with dignity, with a polite bow to the king along the way.
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Post by unseenumpire on Feb 19, 2017 16:34:39 GMT
>Remove the surgeon mask and hear him out.
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Post by Sharkalien on Feb 19, 2017 21:22:10 GMT
>Pose coolly as if what just transpired was meant to happen
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Post by lilmikee2004 on Feb 20, 2017 6:54:37 GMT
> Pose coolly as if what just transpired was meant to happen. Waddup, the Royal Executioner has arrived! > Remove the surgeon mask and hear him out. YES! Now you can finally-  You probably should've seen this coming from a mile away. > KC: Play it cool. Nail the man's hands together with the sword and march him back to the prison with dignity, with a polite bow to the king along the way.    You are now the Crevettine Page, and your sister doesn't seem to have noticed you're one of the Two Idiots she's supposed to execute today. What do you do? |
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Post by unseenumpire on Feb 20, 2017 10:03:17 GMT
>Lie to her about you going to play some gentlemen game with some gentlemen friends at some gentlemen club. Which is why you have your hand behind your back at all times to be more gentlemen like.
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Post by mistertorchwick on Feb 20, 2017 15:15:18 GMT
>CP: Inform fellow idiot that is indeed a few cents short of a buck. Also trust him with the idea that this could be the key to salvation.
>CP: Tell sister that you are here for a marriage to --For lack of better ideas -- your fellow idiot.
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