"Oh jeez, this is like... the fourth time that someone has professed love for a fictional character I've written less than a month after their debut..."
And because not all of them have to be funny... "Infinity is a strange number, it... warps, and twists in on itself. It takes strange pathways that can take it to smaller places than the realms of the finite."
Welcome to a world of myth and mystery, death and destruction, antics and ambivalent morality. DTG: Renewal (Don't Feed the Troll)
Just maybe a googly eyed dragon was on the way home one late evening. Maybe he was tired from all the googly eyed dragoning he did that day. He works very hard, you know. Just maybe he fell asleep just for a second. Allowing his googly eyes to drift closed. Just maybe that's all it took for this googly eyed dragon to ever so slightly edge out of his lane and slam into the wall. Just maybe.
Most of these arnt mine but at least a few are 1. Explaining jokes is like dissecting a frog 2.some species can only be eaten once 3.bad things are good people 4.I took a hiatus from the hiatus 5.How does she fit digitigrade legs into plantigrade boots? 6.suggest softly and carry a massive hammer 7.Really, spanish and german are the same? 8.Defeat their opponents, adventure into the big wide world, get rich, get famous, get married, get children, and finally have a happy and fulfilling life.
Or more likely, burn everything to the ground accidentally.