researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Oct 11, 2016 16:17:37 GMT
"(i finally found it after an x2 pink clone combo, blue, rita, and goldar fiasco)"
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Post by Piono on Oct 11, 2016 17:26:41 GMT
"These catfacts are the bane of the Multiverse"
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Oct 12, 2016 2:16:00 GMT
"You want to know what else is 10/10? Uncropped Lewds"
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Oct 12, 2016 13:15:14 GMT
"Sorry for another thing from my Undertale trash-ness."
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Post by SpottedBlades on Oct 12, 2016 13:23:25 GMT
"That way you'll have time to sleep and bake bread. Pepper bread, with paprika and mustard seeds.
-What if he wants banana bread instead?
-He doesn't."
"Just like you can bait a cockroach with sugar, you can bait Loading with spices and bread."
I don't know which of those two was more worth.
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Oct 12, 2016 18:42:13 GMT
"It's like they were just begging me to drop a Minotaur on them!"
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Post by Sharkalien on Oct 13, 2016 3:10:34 GMT
"I would gladly take a Twinkie to the face if it meant being a national hero"
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Post by Piono on Oct 13, 2016 8:19:08 GMT
"Oh no did I just start a meme again?"
"According to all known laws of aviation this copy pasta should not have been able to get off the runway."
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Post by heyitskane on Oct 13, 2016 22:36:04 GMT
"The moon is a ham and cheese sandwich" ~r/dankmemes
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Oct 14, 2016 1:57:45 GMT
"It stunk like a skunk, all that time sunk."
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EffinCoy
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Die.
Posts: 122
Pronouns: [any]
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Post by EffinCoy on Oct 14, 2016 3:16:04 GMT
"If Pinocchio says: My nose is going to grow now..."
This is like, years old.
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Post by Piono on Oct 14, 2016 4:45:59 GMT
"MSPope is the best crackship."
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Post by SpottedBlades on Oct 14, 2016 11:30:24 GMT
"[...] heavy metal on lyre [...]"
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Oct 16, 2016 2:48:39 GMT
Not from me, but from my mother. Still thought it was worth putting here.
"When did the penguin become British?"
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Post by Piono on Oct 16, 2016 3:03:19 GMT
"Oh jeez, this is like... the fourth time that someone has professed love for a fictional character I've written less than a month after their debut..."
And because not all of them have to be funny... "Infinity is a strange number, it... warps, and twists in on itself. It takes strange pathways that can take it to smaller places than the realms of the finite."
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Oct 16, 2016 4:37:36 GMT
"PLUNDER PLUNGERS OF PILLAGING!"
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Post by Archindale on Oct 17, 2016 4:50:54 GMT
"I can't help it. You are a very memeable person."
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 17, 2016 8:05:21 GMT
"You made me eat your farts, and now you're calling me a douchebag?!"
Me to my cousin. Don't ask.
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Post by heyitskane on Oct 17, 2016 13:09:20 GMT
Just maybe a googly eyed dragon was on the way home one late evening. Maybe he was tired from all the googly eyed dragoning he did that day. He works very hard, you know. Just maybe he fell asleep just for a second. Allowing his googly eyes to drift closed. Just maybe that's all it took for this googly eyed dragon to ever so slightly edge out of his lane and slam into the wall. Just maybe.
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Post by Piono on Oct 17, 2016 16:25:32 GMT
"You know what? I could've been eating all these weapons, couldn't I?"
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
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Post by foodman on Oct 17, 2016 17:29:16 GMT
Most of these arnt mine but at least a few are 1. Explaining jokes is like dissecting a frog 2.some species can only be eaten once 3.bad things are good people 4.I took a hiatus from the hiatus 5.How does she fit digitigrade legs into plantigrade boots? 6.suggest softly and carry a massive hammer 7.Really, spanish and german are the same? 8.Defeat their opponents, adventure into the big wide world, get rich, get famous, get married, get children, and finally have a happy and fulfilling life.
Or more likely, burn everything to the ground accidentally.
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Post by Piono on Oct 19, 2016 20:44:52 GMT
"If Homestuck were a presidential candidate..."
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 20, 2016 11:40:11 GMT
"If Homestuck were a presidential candidate..." "...then Trump and Hillary would be out of business!"
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Post by SpottedBlades on Oct 20, 2016 11:51:44 GMT
"[...] Update: they're making pie. *He does weird pose mimics and mouth noises, supposedly what 'stopping time' would sound like.*"
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Post by heyitskane on Oct 20, 2016 14:00:19 GMT
"Pink." "That's a good question"
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