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Post by Con Air on Jul 4, 2016 21:01:00 GMT
WARNING: This may contain overly violent fights. Viewer discretion is advised. NOTE: If this is not a forum game, please move it to another section. This is basically a game where you are given 4 items and you have to fight off the enemies with them in a creative way. There WILL be a storyline. EXAMPLE: Con Air: Enemies: Evil Palm Tree Items: Sword Gun Roof Piece Gunner DATGUY: I whack the palm tree with the sword. Con Air: Damage to the evil Palm tree. And so on. START! Remember: one post per update. Enemies: Sweet Bro, Zombie, Treant Items: Monkey Forearm, Golf Bag, Pool Noodle, Macaroni and EEEES
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Post by Neptz on Jul 4, 2016 21:04:18 GMT
This seems like a roleplay and a forum game simultaneously. I'm not sure what to think.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 4, 2016 21:07:18 GMT
This will not have any people playing as their avatars: you are all humans in this game.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 4, 2016 21:15:13 GMT
So like in real life?
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Post by Con Air on Jul 4, 2016 23:11:49 GMT
Yes. Y'all should start fighting the enemies by now!
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 5, 2016 3:47:12 GMT
I strangle Sweet Bro with the Monkey Forearm!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 5, 2016 4:18:08 GMT
You choke Sweet Bro, dealing 5 damage to him! Enemies: Sweet Bro pushes theoddisee down stairs! The zombie bites theoddisee, infecting him! The Treant chucks apples at theoddisee, dealing 10 damage in total! Players: Theoddisee (Infected, turning into a zombie in 10 turns Items: Golf Bag, Pool Noodle, Macaroni And EEEES, Sieve
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 5, 2016 4:24:50 GMT
I choke the Treant out with the Pool Noodle
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Post by Con Air on Jul 5, 2016 13:50:49 GMT
Ok. 6 damage to the Treant! Enemies: The Treant whacks Sharkalien with a branch for 5 damage! Sweet Bro forces theoddisee to eat a HOG DOG covered in grape jelly, causing nausea for 4 turns! The zombie jumpscares theoddisee and throws him off his make out point with Aquilius3 for 7 damage! Players: theoddisee Items: Monkey Forearm (Infected, turning into a zombie in 9 turns) Nausea for 4 turns Sharkalien Items: Pool Noodle Items: Golf Bag, Macaroni And EEES, Ice Baby, Clockwork Orange
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Post by Con Air on Jul 5, 2016 13:52:07 GMT
Whoops, forgot the sieve. Pretend it is in the items list.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 5, 2016 14:02:54 GMT
>Cook macaroni and EEES, releasing the sickest of fires, the illest of incendiaries, and the most unhealthy of pyrotechnics.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 5, 2016 14:22:18 GMT
You cook the macaroni and EEES, resulting in a huge explosion that would make Michael Bay wet his pants! The Treant, being made of wood, is roasted in an instant killing it! The other two survive! Sweet bro shoots UNREAL AIR into heyitskane for 4 damage! The zombie calls a Buckethead Zombie into the fight! An ember from the Treant lands on Sharkaliens and theoddisee Makeout point, burning them for 5 turns! Players: Theoddisee Items: Monkey Forearm Sharkalien Items: Pool Noodle Heyitskane Items: None Items: Sieve, Golf Bag, Ice Baby, Clockwork Orange, Cable TV
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 5, 2016 14:44:48 GMT
>break the TV and use the shards of glass as weapons on sweet bro.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 5, 2016 15:25:19 GMT
You break the cable TV, Samurai Jack, and use the shards to gruesomely kill sweet bro. The zombie summons a cone head zombie! The bucket head zombie throws its bucket at heyitskane, dealing 6 damage but giving him the bucket in the process! Players: theoddisee Items: Monkey Forearm (Infected, turning into a zombie in 7 turns) Nauseous for 2 turns On Fiyah for 4 turns Sharkalien Items: Pool Noodle (On Fiyah for 4 turns) heyitskane items: Broken Cable Tv, Shards Items: Sieve, Golf Bag, Ice Baby, Clockwork Orange, Sopor Slime Pie
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 5, 2016 16:02:31 GMT
I throw the slime pie into the bucket, say a few arcane spells, and summon a random troll.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 5, 2016 16:11:04 GMT
You summon Terezi, who attacks the buckethead zombie for 6 damage!
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 5, 2016 18:26:53 GMT
I burp the ice baby which starts a blizzard!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 5, 2016 20:48:20 GMT
You burp on the Ice Baby, summoning a Living Blizzard. It will help you! Enemies:The zombie kicks heyitskane in the junk for 1 damage! The formerly once a buckethead zombie flathut flops Sharkalien for 1 damage! The cone head zombie throws its cone at theoddisee, dealing 6 damage but giving him the Traffic Cone! Allies: Terezi savages the Conehead Zombie for 9 damage! The Living Blizzard plows into the zombie, killing it! Players: Theoddisee (Items: Monkey Forearm, Traffic Cone) (Infected, turning into a zombie in 5 turns) (Not nauseous anymore) ( On Fiyah for 2 turns) Sharkalien (Items:Pool Noodle) (On Fiyah for 2 turns) Heyitskane (Items: Sopor Slime Pie in a Bucket, Broken Cable Tv, Shards) Items: Sieve, Golf Bag, Clockwork Orange, Kitchen Sink, Monocolor Xylophone (this is probably ninjad)
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 5, 2016 23:58:08 GMT
I use the monocolor xylophone and play the song of storms to summon a living storm!
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quixoticTokki
Void
baby gangsta
Posts: 702
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jul 6, 2016 0:08:03 GMT
I take the Golf Bag and go play some mini golf, away from all this shit.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 6, 2016 0:15:11 GMT
You summon a Living Storm! Enemies: An arm from the Zombies remains stooge pokes Sharkalien in the eye, blinding him for 5 turns and giving him the Zombie Remains! The Buckethead Zombie- thing headbutts heyitskane for 1 damage! The Conehead Zombie judo flips Terezi into the Living Storm for 5 damage! Allies: Terezi trolls the Buckethead Zombies nonexistent Pesterchum Account until it hurls itself off a cliff, killing it! The Living Blizzard hurls a fist- analogue full of snow into the Conehead Zombie, freezing it! The Living Storm strikes the Frozen Conehead Zombie, killing it! New wave! Enemies: Strong Bad, Giant Donut, Roger Wilco Players: Theoddisee (Items: Monocolor Xylophone, Traffic Cone, Monkey Forearm) (Infected, turning into a zombie in 4 turns) (On Fiyah for 1 turn) Sharkalien (Items: Pool Noodle, Zombie Remnants) (On Fiyah for 1 turn) Heyitskane (Items: Broken Cable Tv, Shards, Sopor Slime Pie in a Bucket) Items: Sieve, Golf Bag, Clockwork Orange, Kitchen Sink, Alchemiter
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jul 6, 2016 0:23:03 GMT
Using the weight of the golf bag (assuming it's full), I attempt to swing at the Giant Donut!
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 6, 2016 0:32:11 GMT
I have the Living Blizzard and the Living Storm make sweet love and create the Baby Snowday!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 6, 2016 0:33:54 GMT
Whoops, QuixoticTokki ninjad me! He putts a Golf Ball into the giant donuts hole, Scoring a hole in one that makes him excited for 5 turns! Enemies: Strong Bad mocks Terezis grammar on Pesterchum using his sbemail account, making her Depressed for 5 turns! The Giant Donut shoots QuixoticTokki with a sprinkle cannon for 5 damage! Roger Wilco dies so humorously that Terezi laughs so hard that she suffocates 5 health out of her! Roger Wilco respawns! Allies: Terezi rages, punching Strong Bad for 1 damage! The living blizzard snows the giant donut, freezing it for 6 turns! The living storm smites Roger Wilco for 6 damage! Players: Theoddisee (Items: Monocolor Xylophone, Monkey Forearm, Traffic cone) (Infected, turning into a zombie in 3 turns) (Not On Fiyah anymore) Sharkalien( Items: Zombie Remnants, Pool Noodle) (Not On Fiyah anymore (Blinded for 4 turns) Heyitskane (Items: Broken Cable Tv, Shards, Sopor Slime Pie in a Bucket) QuixoticTokki (Items: Golf Bag) (Excited for 5 turns) Items: Sieve, Napkin, Clockwork Orange, Kitchen Sink
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Post by Con Air on Jul 6, 2016 0:49:26 GMT
Ninjad again! PlatinumUmbreon: You steal QuixoticTokkis Golf Bag and whack the Giant Donut with it for 6 damage! Theoddisee: You get the Baby Snowday! Enemies: Strong Bad forces Terezi to watch Homestar Runner until she dies of old age! The Giant Donut rolls over PlatinumUmbreon, flattening her for 5 turns! Roger Wilco performs a nonsensical ritual involving moose heads, Mlp:FIM discs, and inklings, summoning Princess Celestial! First Boss! Allies: The Baby Snowday freezes the Giant donut further, destroying it! The Living Blizzard snows Roger Wilco, freezing his game! The Living Storm attacks Strong Bad for 4 damage! Players: Theoddisee (Items:Monocolor Xylophone, Road Cone, Monkey Forearm) ( Infected, turning into a zombie in 2 turns) Sharkalien (Items: Zombie Remnants, Pool Noodle) (Blinded for 3 turns)
Heyitskane (Items: Broken Cable Tv, Shards, Sopor Slime Pie in a Bucket) QuixoticTokki (Excited for 4 turns) PlatinumUmbreon (Items: Golf Bag) (Busted flat for 4 turns)
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