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Post by Con Air on Jul 6, 2016 13:14:50 GMT
Forgotten stats... PlatinumUmbreon(Confused for 5 turns) Items: Alchemiter, Empty Oreo Wrapper, Spindle, Phone Charger, Bonsai Plant
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Post by Con Air on Jul 6, 2016 13:34:09 GMT
yo flathut flop himsrar fr on daem age (Translation: You flathut flop Homsar for 1 damage! Enemies: Homsar kicks PlatinumUmbreon in the junk for 1 damage! Pony Sharkalien is too flat to do anything! Rainbow Dash punches the air and possibly aggravates several would-be air golems while she's at it! Pom Pom distracts heyitskane by forcing him to dance! The Dirt Man throws dirt on QuixoticTokkis grave, adding to his buried alive status! Rarity shines a mirror in the Plank Golems face- analogue, blinding him! Nightmare moon summons Applejack! Allies: The Plank Golem is blinded! The Plank Man heals the Plank Golem! Players: Theoddisee (Items: Monocolor Xylophone, Monkey Forearm, Don't Drink And Drive) (Spooped for 4 turns) Heyitskane (Items: Empty Bucket, Sharp Stache) (Confused for 3 turns) (Boogying hard for 5 turns) QuixoticTokki(Items: Gore, Aerosol Cheese) (Buried alive for 5 turns PlatinumUmbreon (Items: Golf Bag) (Confused for 4 turns) Items: Alchemiter, Empty Oreo Wrapper, Phone Charger, Bonsai Plant, Spindle
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quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jul 6, 2016 16:33:16 GMT
Guess I'll keep chilling in the dirt then.
btw just wanted to point out that I'm a girl, since you keep using male pronouns for me...lol
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Post by Con Air on Jul 6, 2016 17:32:19 GMT
Whoops. You will now be referred to by female pronouns.
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jul 6, 2016 20:54:32 GMT
Welp, things certainly happened whilst I was away at an appointment.
Does confusion work like the Pokemon games? Or is it like the "busted flat" effect?
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 6, 2016 21:52:56 GMT
I combine Don't Drink And Drive and Phone Charger, to make DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE! Like Don't Drink And Drive, it fires controllable bullets, but you lose control of the bullet car after 2 seconds, as the tiny bullet driver is texting. Bullets still explode, and instead of Nausea, it makes the enemy lose interest in the fight for 2 turns
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Post by Con Air on Jul 7, 2016 1:36:30 GMT
PlatinumUmbreon: Your still able to attack, just in small quantities. Theoddisee: You get Don't Text And Drive! Enemies: Homsar summons trogdor! DUN DUN DUN Pony Sharkalien idles! Rainbow Dash summons Maxwell from Scribblenauts! Pom Pom throws some Bull Honkey into PlatinumUmbreons inventory! The Dirt Man suffocates 5 health out of theoddisee by chucking dirt into his mouth! The Dirt Golem idles! Rarity kicks Theoddisee in the junk for 1 damage! Nightmare Moon idles! Applejack throws some Cider into PlatinumUmbreons Inventory! It combines with the Bull Honkey to get a Spicy Drink! Allies:The Plank Golem idles! The Plank Man turns into the Planck Man, as in Planck time! Players: Theoddisee (Items: Monocolor Xylophone, Monkey Forearm, Don't Text And Drive) (Spooped for 3 turns) Heyitskane (Items: Empty Bucket, Sharp Stache) (Confused for 2 turns) (Boogying hard for 4 turns) QuixoticTokki (Items: Gore, Aerosol Cheese) (Buried Alive for 4 turns) PlatinumUmbreon (Items: Golf Bag, Spicy Drink) (Confused for 3 turns) Items:Alchemiter,Empty Oreo Wrapper, Bonsai Plant, Spindle, Maxwells Notebook
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 7, 2016 1:40:27 GMT
Can I alchemize some Oreos
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jul 7, 2016 3:06:40 GMT
Attempt to throw some of the spicy drink (but not the whole contents) at Nightmare Moon, hopefully not spilling some all over myself in my confusion.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 7, 2016 3:33:37 GMT
I take Maxwell's notebook, and tell Max and tell him he'll earn more shards by helping the good guys, then I use the notebook and turn myself into a black winged good demon.
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quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jul 7, 2016 4:45:56 GMT
I spit in the dirt and make a lovely Mud Pie.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 7, 2016 17:45:38 GMT
I do the dance of the ancient gods and summon fluthulu to our side.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 11, 2016 3:35:49 GMT
(Still waitin' on that update...)
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Post by Con Air on Jul 11, 2016 4:09:02 GMT
ARGH! I've been caught up in real life, so I have no choice but to pass the hosting ball to.... Sharkalien! For now.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 11, 2016 20:19:28 GMT
Oh, uhh, cool!
Everyone dies. Game two: Starts
Enemies: Giant Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Gak monster, and a literal lima bean
Items: Photon Pack, Muon Trap, a titanium spork, and a really gassy cat
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quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jul 11, 2016 20:32:24 GMT
I take the Titanium Spork and start eating the Marshmallow Man one sporkful at a time.
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jul 11, 2016 20:35:45 GMT
I use the Muon trap to attempt to trap the Gak monster!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 11, 2016 20:55:10 GMT
I use the Gassy Cat to fart on the Lima Bean!
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 11, 2016 21:03:04 GMT
I take the the Proton Pack and blast The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!
(Sidenote, since you're running Item Fight now, could you give the players health? It sorta takes away the fun from the risk.)
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 12, 2016 3:48:40 GMT
Everyone has 22 HP I take the Titanium Spork and start eating the Marshmallow Man one sporkful at a time. You eat 30 cubic feet of Mr. Stay Puft in one bite! That's 40 DMG! (40/80)hP left But uh-oh, now you have a bellyache! Stunned for one turn! -3 hP! (19/22)hP left I use the Muon trap to attempt to trap the Gak monster! The Muon Trap fails! Lord Gak isn't weakened enough! (60/60)hP left You get slimed! -2 hp! (20/22)hP left I use the Gassy Cat to fart on the Lima Bean! Gassy Cat gets sassy! With its BUTT! It isn't very effective. (1/1)hP left Gassy Cat gets TOO sassy! The bastard scratches you! -4 hP! (18/22)hP left I take the the Proton Pack and blast The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man! WOAH! Bustin' makes you feel goo-o-o-o-o-od! Buh buh buh bustin'! bbbbustin! (makes you feel good). Mr. Stay Puft is toast! 30 DMG! (10/80)hP left Photon Pack overheats a bit! Ouch, that's gotta hurt! -1 hP! (21/22)hP left Enemies: Mr. Stay Puft, Lord Gak monster, and literally just a fucking lima bean Items: All taken
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Post by Con Air on Jul 12, 2016 4:27:15 GMT
I plunder PlatinumUmbreon and QuixoticTokki for the Muon Trap and the Titanium Spork and scrape the two together, creating sparks that ignite the grass! I then roast the Marshmallow Man on the resulting fire!
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jul 12, 2016 5:02:54 GMT
Left without the trap thanks to Con Air, I remain idle until the inventory of free items is replenished!
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 12, 2016 5:08:26 GMT
You can't take another player's items, Con Air! That's not how you teamwork!
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jul 12, 2016 5:10:07 GMT
Well, forget my previous command, then. Guess I still have my Muon trap.
I'm still unable to attack, though, since the trap has no immediate offensive use, so actually keep the command about me being idle.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 12, 2016 5:18:46 GMT
Well, forget my previous command, then. Guess I still have my Muon trap. I'm still unable to attack, though, since the trap has no immediate offensive use, so actually keep the command about me being idle. You sure? You can like, swing it around and shit
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