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Post by heyitskane on Jul 13, 2016 18:44:18 GMT
I patiently wait until con air is done with the Whoopi Goldberg machine, and then use it myself.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 13, 2016 20:29:06 GMT
(Btw what happens if you die?)
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 13, 2016 20:38:28 GMT
(Btw what happens if you die?) I was going to give you health, but now that you ask, let's find out, eh?
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Post by Con Air on Jul 13, 2016 21:05:59 GMT
No! I want to live! Just tell me!
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 13, 2016 21:06:45 GMT
No! I want to live! Just tell me! How do I live without you! (I wanna know)
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Post by Con Air on Jul 13, 2016 21:09:47 GMT
Ok enough chitchat. It's update time!
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 13, 2016 21:34:12 GMT
I wield the Warhammer of Zillyhoo with my new buff strength, and attack the Lima Boss! A nautical rendition of " Warhammer of Zillyhoo" plays as you fly towards the TRUE Lima Boss! You say something about yams when all of the sudden, Lima Boss deflects your attack! The hammer only grazes its roots! 50 DMG! (950/1000)hP left Man, you'll need an ARMY to provide a distaction! I perform the Heimlich Manuver on QuixoticTokki, forcing HER to throw up HER spinach, and I eat it! I also activate the Whoopi Goldberg Machine, dressing me up like Whoopi Goldberg! (Also I want details on how the Whoopi Goldberg machine works) You're too weak to perform any kind of maneuver, let alone one on QT! That's not how the Whoopi Goldberg Machine works, you rube! It simply generates many duplicates of award-winning American actress and comedian, Whoopi Goldberg. You contemplatively suck on your thumb like a little baby, unwittingly consuming the Mystical Marshmallow Creme. +15 hP! (17/22)hP left I do not get any of the untaken items. Instead, I use the barber pole to strike the TRUE Lima Boss. Ah, the TRUE LEGENDARY ITEM, an old barber pole! Time to cut the source off at the roots! Get it? Cut? Roots? Barber? Whatever. Your play on words unimpresses the Lima Boss, but your pole will definitely leave an impression! Ahaa! 100 DMG! (850/1000)hP left You know what, that was some good wordplay. +20 hP! (28/22)hP left Lima Boss uses LEGUME AGITATE! The earth tremors! You're badly shaken up. -8 hP! (20/22)hP left I take the Pocket Protector of the Doomed and achieve true Nerd Prowess! Using my Nerd powers, I fiddle with the Proton Pack, allowing it to Ubercharge QT! *nasally* If I overclock the particle accelerator, the polarization beam will prevent total protonic reversal, allowing me to blah blah blah blah blah... You bust your stream into the back of QT! What the fuck, dude?! But your plan WORKS! QT gains an additional 500 ATK! I patiently wait until con air is done with the Whoopi Goldberg machine, and then use it myself. I use the Whoopi Goldberg machine to summon a legion of Whoopi Goldbergs and have them attack the true lima boss. My my, how courteous of you! You do that, and now Whoopi Goldbergs fill the city streets for miles! "Until you do right by me, everything you think about is gonna crumble!", they shout as they charge forwards! Enemies: (BOSS BATTLE) TRUE Lima BossItems: (LEGENDARY ITEMS) Infallible Muon Trap to Hell, Tome of Hygienic Limericks, Infinite Rubik's Cube, and a Golden Mecha Jeff Goldblum
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 13, 2016 21:51:52 GMT
I take the Goldberg machine up close to the true lima boss and summon enough Goldbergs to completely encase him/her/it.
What is the gender of the true lima boss exactly?
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Post by Con Air on Jul 13, 2016 21:58:39 GMT
I use the tome of limericks to summon a living limerick on our side! I also distract the True Lima Bean Boss by giving him the Infinite Rubix Cube!
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 13, 2016 22:07:40 GMT
I take the Goldberg machine up close to the true lima boss and summon enough Goldbergs to completely encase him/her/it. What is the gender of the true lima boss exactly? It's a fucking lima bean, it has no gender
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jul 13, 2016 22:39:51 GMT
I take the Golden Mecha Jeff Goldblum and figure out how in the world it works.
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jul 13, 2016 23:44:23 GMT
I allow heyitskane and the Goldbergs to distract the wretched bean while I take the Infallible Muon Trap to Hell and go in for another attack. I am feeling STRONG with all these new ATK points.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 14, 2016 2:09:58 GMT
I leap into action, and now being even Nerdier, I roll a D20 and two D6s for a RANDOM WEAPON SPAWN
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Post by Con Air on Jul 14, 2016 2:20:37 GMT
Oh no its done we need a good rhyme! Arriba, it's update time!
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 14, 2016 3:00:20 GMT
Don't tell me when to update, I do what I want
Update's tomorrow
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Post by Con Air on Jul 14, 2016 14:44:30 GMT
Well it's the date you promised. So exactly what time do you update?
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 14, 2016 15:17:35 GMT
Well it's the date you promised. So exactly what time do you update? Jegus, the impatience is real.
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jul 14, 2016 18:10:53 GMT
He'll post whenever he's ready to post. I'm sure Sharkalien will stick to his promise. After all, it's still around noon!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 14, 2016 22:12:55 GMT
I'm at a theater so I may not be able to post for much longer. Maybe he will update around then!
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 14, 2016 22:25:27 GMT
Yeah, I was eating lunch and got a little off-track for 4 hours, my bad SOON
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 15, 2016 0:09:31 GMT
I take the Goldberg machine up close to the true lima boss and summon enough Goldbergs to completely encase it. You are unable to reach the Whoopi Goldberg Machine 4000 due to the sheer large amount of middle-aged black women! Which I guess is a good thing, since that's the perfect amount of Whoopi Goldbergs to engulf a giant lima bean monster. They inflict damage for 4 turns! 60 DMG! (790/1000)hP left You get stampeded on by the Goldbergs, though! -10 hP! (7/22)hP left I use the tome of limericks to summon a living limerick on our side! I also distract the True Lima Bean Boss by giving him the Infinite Rubix Cube! Why would you summon a living limerick, they're like the weakest Legendary Grunts you could summon. Anyway, you summon Old Man of Nantucket! He asks where his bucket is. You say you don't know. He seems reluctant to join your team. You give the Lima Boss the Infinite Rubik's Cube. Using it, the Boss unlocks the Storm of Fauna. It's literally raining cats and dogs! And rhinos! (for 3 turns). One lands on you! -10 hP! (7/22)hP left I take the Golden Mecha Jeff Goldblum and figure out how in the world it works. You somehow manage to figure out how in the world it works. It stutters to life! "Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh, huuaarrhhahahaha, life, uh, finds a way." You fire the rocket blasters! 100 DMG! (690/1000)hP left You see yet more animals being harmed in the fray of battle! :c -6hP! (14/22)hP left I allow heyitskane and the Goldbergs to distract the wretched bean while I take the Infallible Muon Trap to Hell and go in for another attack. I am feeling STRONG with all these new ATK points. The Goldbergs yell some more movie quotes, successfully distracting the Lima Boss! You weaken the Boss using the Warhammer of Zillyhoo first, dealing 400 DMG! Now you use the Infallible Muon Trap! Don't look directly into the trap! Too bad the Boss is a lima bean and not a ghost! (290/1000)hP left Uh-oh, you looked at the trap! -2 hP left! (15/22)hP left I leap into action, and now being even Nerdier, I roll a D20 and two D6s for a RANDOM WEAPON SPAWN You roll a total of: 25! You get... my god... YOU GET... A Pocket Protector of the Damned. It's not even all that different from the one you have. (19/22)hP left Enemies: (BOSS BATTLE) TRUE Lima BossItems: (LEGENDARY ITEMS) Pocket Protector of the Damned
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jul 15, 2016 0:12:48 GMT
(HECK YES.)
I continue my assault on the True Lima Boss with the Golden Mecha Jeff Goldblum.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 15, 2016 0:13:36 GMT
I keep using the Goldberg machine. The world Goldberg population is roughly half the population of the rest of the human race.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 15, 2016 0:25:31 GMT
I take the Pocket Protector of the Damned, and become, ULTRA NERD! THE LORD OF KNOWLEDGE AND FANDOMS! Using these powers, I summon an army of Star Wars Fans, and give them all real lightsabers to attack!
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 15, 2016 0:27:54 GMT
What has science wrought
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