The name seems very familiar, but you don't know who that is.
>Pink Hairy Lemon
How rude! Let's try again.
Your name is BOBBY TERCORIEN. Your interests include VIDEO GAMES, SCIENCE, and ANIME. You were just laid off from your job at COSTCO, even though you are 15. Currently, you stand in a ROOM. What do you do now?
>Sign up for unemployment and rake in that sweet GOVERNMENT BENEFITS CHECKS!
You are FIFTEEN.
>Admire own vest with matching flair!
It's your WORKING CLOTHES. Nothing special.
>Examine the colored squares on your wall
These are your POSTERS. One is of influential wrestler/internet meme JOHN CENA, and the other is of the handsome BILL NYE. The former you purchased for ironic purposes a few months back. The red one on the left is, in fact, a COLORED SQUARE.
>Play the latest Videogame you bought!
That's right! You almost forgot! Your INTERNET FRIEND gifted you a copy of a new game on the game browser HotWaterVapor. You should get to your COMPUTER.
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