FuzzyWish
Nipper Cadet
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Post by FuzzyWish on Jul 12, 2016 15:01:56 GMT
slams hands onto tableCarapacians! One of the most vague species in the whole Homestuck universe! Let's talk about the shelled kiddos! here is a list of all the carapacians/closely related characters, all canon (if i forgot to include someone please tell me)
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Post by mspaintpotatoe on Jul 14, 2016 2:52:40 GMT
There black. AND WHITE. Like there the most diversity-ish thing Hussie has done.
Oh and they have the ability to make can towns.
Or stack cans as well.
My case stands closed.
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Post by Zerio on Jul 14, 2016 3:06:18 GMT
One of Homestuck's most upsetting deaths was Aimless Renegade's, in my opinion. Thinking about it still makes me sad.
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by loading on Jul 14, 2016 3:11:23 GMT
Woah, don't bring up carapacians. Take care-to-pace (yourself), it ain't worth it.
(And no I have no constructive comments to make here, just a bad joke)
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 14, 2016 3:13:31 GMT
Can carapacians fuck, or what? Like do they have anything going on down there
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Post by melonlord on Jul 14, 2016 3:18:08 GMT
I've always wondered how the "re-seeding" of a planet by the carapacians was supposed to work. I guess in a normal universe, the carapacians would just keep renewing a planet and playing Sburb until it became unsuitable for life?
Kind of interesting to consider that, unless we're wrong about how the whole process works, the majority of Sburb players would actually be carapacians.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 14, 2016 3:21:03 GMT
Perhaps one of the stations will always have ectobiology equipment, so they could clone themselves.
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imglasses
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Post by imglasses on Jul 14, 2016 3:25:09 GMT
Can carapacians fuck, or what? Like do they have anything going on down there no I've always wondered how the "re-seeding" of a planet by the carapacians was supposed to work. I guess in a normal universe, the carapacians would just keep renewing a planet and playing Sburb until it became unsuitable for life? Kind of interesting to consider that, unless we're wrong about how the whole process works, the majority of Sburb players would actually be carapacians. Maybe when carapacians play the game, Prospit and Derse are inhabited by a different species. Or maybe Terezi was just theorizing about exiles being "supposed to repopulate the planet to prepare for reseeding" and wasn't actually right. Maybe that was just A2 Alternia in particular, though the carapacians on post-apocalyptic Alternia presumably were never able to play Sburb.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 14, 2016 3:30:40 GMT
I don't see why they would ever want to play Sburb
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 14, 2016 3:31:10 GMT
Can carapacians fuck, or what? Like do they have anything going on down there In WV: rise up, the soldiers were not wearing pants, and we can see that they do not in fact have any kind of dangly bits whatsoever. So no, they probably can not, in fact "Fuck".
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 14, 2016 3:34:14 GMT
God, it's about midnight, and here I am talking about whether or not a fictional species of chess people are capable of having sex. Sometimes, you need to look deep inside yourself and say, this is really fucking stupid.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 14, 2016 3:34:28 GMT
We don't see any of the kids' noses, but does that mean they don't have one?
Check. Mate.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 14, 2016 3:37:18 GMT
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 14, 2016 3:45:02 GMT
Have we ever seen a carapacian in hussnasty mode?
Two words: check mate
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Post by Zerio on Jul 14, 2016 3:48:09 GMT
I bet a carapacian dick would look like whichever chess piece they represent.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 14, 2016 3:48:42 GMT
Sburb would likely not want the players to be put off by its npcs, and as far as I can tell, it can do this in one of two ways. 1. Give them pants (which no npcs is shown to wear) OR 2. Don't give them sexual organs.
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Post by Zerio on Jul 14, 2016 3:50:08 GMT
Hussie just doesn't draw the pants, then. If we were to see a carapacian in Hussnasty style, they would be wearing pants.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 14, 2016 3:52:43 GMT
The thing is, the soldiers in WV: rise up were in fact wearing clothes. They just were only covering the top half of their body. But who knows, maybe carapacians have chest Dicks.
I'm honestly disappointed in myself for having typed that.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 14, 2016 3:54:48 GMT
Maybe their junk is retractable
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Post by Zerio on Jul 14, 2016 3:58:09 GMT
Like a turtle.
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Post by imglasses on Jul 14, 2016 3:58:48 GMT
The thing is, the soldiers in WV: rise up were in fact wearing clothes. They just were only covering the top half of their body. Confirmed: Squidward is a carapacian
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 14, 2016 3:59:02 GMT
Someone needs to draw a carapacians with a retractable chest dick now. This is where this conversation has led us.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 14, 2016 4:03:05 GMT
This is definitely not the weirdest conversation I've had
It's crucial that we know whether or not carapacians have wing-wangs. For academic reasons, of course
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 14, 2016 4:06:16 GMT
We are associated deep in chess dong.
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Post by Zerio on Jul 14, 2016 4:10:19 GMT
Someone needs to draw a carapacians with a retractable chest dick now. This is where this conversation has led us. Sigh. I guess I have to. Sorry.
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