zetaVassal
Juvesquirt
Wonders where the pumpkin went?
Posts: 18
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Post by zetaVassal on Jul 13, 2016 6:48:48 GMT
It's the butler game! Request your butler (the next poster), to acquire an item (any item) for you. The next poster must then accept or refute the challenge. For example:
"Butler, get me frozen air!"
"Your frozen air, sir, on the rocks."
or
"Butler, get me some milk!"
"But the cow died last week, sir!"
START:
Butler! Find me a sock without a twin!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 13, 2016 14:59:24 GMT
Done sir, I get you a windsock. Butler! Make me a sandvich!
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Post by Neptz on Jul 13, 2016 15:00:45 GMT
Done, Sir Heavy. I made one for your gatling gun, too.
Butler! Get me a life!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 13, 2016 15:07:12 GMT
Extra life coming up! Butler! Bring me a chocolate malt!
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Post by whowhatwhenwhale on Jul 13, 2016 18:13:24 GMT
Here is your me(a)lted chocolate, sir. Butler! Get me ONE MILLION DOLLARSSSSSSSSSSsSSSSSssSSSsSsSsssSsSSSssssssSSssssssSSSSSsssssssSsSsSSSSsSssssss(so many s's)
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
Posts: 1,148
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by The One Guy on Jul 13, 2016 18:36:49 GMT
But sir, our coffers are nearly empty! If you continue to gamble away all our savings we may be forced to sell the mansion!
Butler! Get me a shrubbery!
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jul 13, 2016 18:56:20 GMT
Here it is, sir, with a little cherry on top.
Butler, bring me a glass of melk, would you.
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
Posts: 1,148
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Post by The One Guy on Jul 13, 2016 19:03:34 GMT
I'm sorry sir, but I can't fit a whole city in a glass. Butler! I would like a footrest!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 13, 2016 19:11:38 GMT
I can't, sir! It's not edible! Butler! Bring me Sharkalien so he can update Item Fight!
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 13, 2016 19:56:14 GMT
Yes sir, very good sir Butler! Fetch the torture instrument!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 13, 2016 20:06:26 GMT
(Seriously Sharkalien when will you update) NO! Fetch me a Fetch!
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
Posts: 1,148
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Post by The One Guy on Jul 13, 2016 20:06:33 GMT
With or without the victim, sir? Edit: Ninja'd Here is your pet dog as requested, sir.
Butler! Bring me my steak dinner!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 13, 2016 20:21:54 GMT
I can't sir, that would require the brutal murdering of our cow mascot! Butler! Tell me joke!
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 13, 2016 20:42:07 GMT
Yes sir, very good sir. Ahem. Your mother Dark Butler! Show me the forbidden yacht clubs! Also, can this thread be renamed "Butler Island"?
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Post by Con Air on Jul 13, 2016 21:05:01 GMT
I only work with dark places! Butler! Fetch a glass of lasers!
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zetaVassal
Juvesquirt
Wonders where the pumpkin went?
Posts: 18
Pronouns: [any]
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Post by zetaVassal on Jul 14, 2016 6:09:13 GMT
A smartphone for you, sir!
Butler, cut my milk!
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NeoTTolemo
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Posts: 126
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Post by NeoTTolemo on Jul 14, 2016 10:19:25 GMT
Sir, I'm afraid we don't have a milk knife. Butler, nak nak the salamanders!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 14, 2016 14:35:12 GMT
What is this, homestuck? Sandwich! Make a butler!
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
Posts: 1,148
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by The One Guy on Jul 14, 2016 14:47:25 GMT
*Sits quietly on the table doing nothing since I'm inanimate.*
Butler! My nail clippers, please!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 14, 2016 14:52:47 GMT
All we have is fish filet. Butler! There's a soup in my fly!
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 14, 2016 18:42:39 GMT
Excellent observation, sir Butler! Update Househeld for me!
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Post by Marimarine on Jul 15, 2016 1:06:35 GMT
Yes, sir, i will, because leonardo looks exactly like john egbert, and i can copy john egbert poses this way. Butler! get me a smol terezi!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 15, 2016 1:27:45 GMT
We don't have trolls! I want some Bonk! Atomic Punch!
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 15, 2016 1:41:43 GMT
A fine choice, sir. As you can see, I have poured some into these wine glasses Butler! Fight to the death with a rival butler!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 15, 2016 2:49:41 GMT
Done! I have his remains as proof. (Holds up skeleton with tattered butler clothes) Butler! I need a giant aquarium!
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