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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 15, 2016 6:19:22 GMT
(Scored a new butler pic, cred to SeaHitler) Yes sir, very good sir: (and aquarium by intrepidPioneer) Butler! Make me Batman
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Post by Con Air on Jul 15, 2016 15:03:42 GMT
Yes sir very good sir, you are now batman. Enjoy your riches. Butler! Make me a gelato pizza pasta!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 15, 2016 21:50:31 GMT
Um, hello? The last post in this section was 6 hours ago, and still no one is here!
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 15, 2016 22:13:56 GMT
Um, hello? The last post in this section was 6 hours ago, and still no one is here! Are you fucking kidding me, dude. It's only been 7 hours. Give it some time. People will reply when they want to reply. Don't double post about this again
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Post by Con Air on Jul 16, 2016 4:22:19 GMT
Sorry.... But after your post, literally no one posted for the day except for your post and my posts. It's almost like they were focusing on the forum adventures...
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jul 18, 2016 0:46:24 GMT
That fell apart quickly. Can we please just continue on with being Sebastian?
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Post by Con Air on Jul 18, 2016 3:42:24 GMT
Yes sir very good sir, thread revived. Butler! Make spaghetti!
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Jul 18, 2016 14:54:24 GMT
Oh dear, I'm sorry sir, I misheard you as saying to make you into spaghetti. I'll ... I'll, uh ... I'll go clean up the meat grinder and make preparations at the mortuary.
Butler! Come play video games with me!
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jul 18, 2016 17:10:22 GMT
sir, video games haven't been invented yet. Butler! I am in need of !
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Post by Con Air on Jul 18, 2016 17:46:11 GMT
Get out of here! Butler, be John Egbert!
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jul 18, 2016 20:05:39 GMT
Yes, master. Butler! Watch anime with me.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Jul 18, 2016 20:08:21 GMT
Sir, anime hasn't been invented yet.
Butler, go tend to our guests.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jul 18, 2016 20:15:29 GMT
I've already cremated them, sir.
Butler! Sing Let It Go, using only emojis.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 18, 2016 20:34:47 GMT
I'm sorry, madam, but emojis haven't been invented yet
Butler! Take the day off. Enjoy yourself.
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Post by The One Guy on Jul 18, 2016 20:48:49 GMT
Sir. ... Thank you sir!
Butler! Hold my beer, I'm gonna try something!
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jul 18, 2016 21:05:32 GMT
Sir, I must insist that you cease this reckless behavior.
Butler! Do the chicken dance!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 18, 2016 23:06:46 GMT
Done sir, here is your dancing chicken.' Butler! Get me a hotel sign!
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Post by The One Guy on Jul 19, 2016 14:27:47 GMT
Certainly sir, I've made an appointment for you to be signing autographs at the Hilton on 8th street 9:00-4:00 on Saturday.
Butler, I need more ice in my drink!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 19, 2016 15:08:26 GMT
I put a glacier in there already! Butler! I need Mario
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Post by The One Guy on Jul 19, 2016 15:15:45 GMT
I'm sorry sir, but your plumber is in another mansion.
Butler, I need you to feed the cat!
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Post by automatedTimeshift on Jul 19, 2016 15:50:09 GMT
My apologies sir, but your feline companion has already been fed today.
Butler! ... If you don't mind, please bring me my favorite book.
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Post by The One Guy on Jul 19, 2016 17:13:27 GMT
Certainly sir, here's your copy of Hunk Rump: The Hardest Buttocks in the Locker Room: Special Pre-Order Collectors Edition.
Butler! Go ice my cat!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 19, 2016 17:36:49 GMT
Here is a frozen cat. Butler: make a Butler: make a Butler: Make a butler:....
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 19, 2016 19:10:54 GMT
We butlers have been chatting amongst ourselves, and we've come to realize that we far outnumber you. So you're the butler now, be-otch. Sir.
Butler! Solve this Infinite Rubik's Cube
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Post by The One Guy on Jul 19, 2016 19:19:00 GMT
Ok sir. I hope you don't mind, but I'll have to take a few monkeys off of Shakespeare writing duties for this.
Butler! The zombies have breached the mansion's outer defenses! We won't hold for much longer like this; get the helicopter started up!
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