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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 19, 2016 20:06:09 GMT
I'm afraid, sir. I'm afraid. I mean, I'm afraid we disassembled the helicopter to make that zombie chopper, sir
Butler! Give me superpowers
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Post by Con Air on Jul 19, 2016 21:39:04 GMT
You ordered the toxic waste special? Butler! I need a jumpscare to scare away the hiccups!
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
Posts: 1,148
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Post by The One Guy on Jul 20, 2016 13:57:59 GMT
Sir, *Ahem* ... Boo.
Butler! I need you to dust the guest room.
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Post by automatedTimeshift on Jul 20, 2016 14:20:14 GMT
Despite my allergies, I shall do so immediately sir.
Butler, hire some people to build a secret passage way leading out from the cellar.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 20, 2016 15:56:28 GMT
We already have those! Butler! Make me a gelato pizza pasta!
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jul 21, 2016 1:49:20 GMT
But we're all out of pianos!
Butler! Do a flip!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 21, 2016 2:32:28 GMT
I flip like in FEZ. Butler! I need a copy of Space Quest!
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 17, 2016 5:29:05 GMT
But sir, Space Quest has been sold out! Butler! get me NepKat.
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Post by twinfuckyou on Sept 17, 2016 6:37:26 GMT
Coming right up sir i picked the most decent one Butler: Apportez-moi un PAMPLEMOUSSE
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Post by conair on Sept 17, 2016 16:08:59 GMT
I don't speak French. I need Doodle God!
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Post by twinfuckyou on Sept 17, 2016 17:51:56 GMT
But sir, you can't make reference to that, for fear of offending pianoPlayer! Butler: get me BLOOD
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on Sept 19, 2016 15:13:53 GMT
Virgin or Goat's?
Butler! Could you change the channel for me?
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Post by arcanecynic on Sept 21, 2016 18:25:23 GMT
no, sir! you fired me two minutes ago butler! amuse me!
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 21, 2016 18:57:59 GMT
Sir, i may have just killed you on your quest bed and made you a muse. is that what you meant?
Butler, would you kiss a ghost?
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on Sept 21, 2016 19:44:19 GMT
Sir, if you're thinking of summoning my deceased wife's spirit them I must ask you to stop; that sort of thing never goes well.
Butler, could you pass me a new roll of toilet paper!
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Post by twinfuckyou on Sept 21, 2016 23:43:03 GMT
5-ply or deluxe? butler, would you get me a new monitor?
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on Sept 22, 2016 13:51:12 GMT
Certainly sir, here you go. Shall I replace the window you threw the old one out of too?
Butler! I need you to take the care in for a tune up!
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Post by twinfuckyou on Nov 27, 2016 4:04:02 GMT
surely, sir. the care you were given or the care you use for action? Butler, click this link: melonvillesct.myminicity.com/EDIT: well, 7 hours can suck my gentlemanly butt
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
Posts: 283
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Post by venchi on Nov 27, 2016 15:35:14 GMT
Done, sir.
Butler, "convince" Hussie to change Homestuck's ending
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Post by Poligrizolph on Nov 27, 2016 16:25:40 GMT
I apologize, sir, but sir Andrew says his "single-act satisfying end to a kludgey spaghetti plot" box is completely empty.
Butler! Fetch me a bucket of steam!
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on Nov 27, 2016 20:35:53 GMT
Here you go, sir. Unfortunately, I have had to tie balloons to the bucket to allow the bucket and the steam to rise at the same rate, and therefor keep the steam in the bucket.
Butler, Refuse this command.
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Post by Poligrizolph on Nov 27, 2016 20:56:46 GMT
There is no response from the butler except for a quiet, incessant, heartwrenching sobbing.
Butler! Make me a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Post by venchi on Nov 27, 2016 21:12:49 GMT
I'm sorry sir, but the last bit of crocodile was used for your Snap, Pop and Crackle breakfast cereal.
Butler, finish this 1000 piece edgeless blank puzzle for me
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Post by Poligrizolph on Nov 27, 2016 21:43:03 GMT
But, sir, this...this is an eggshell!
Butler! Bring me the tears of my enemies!
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on Nov 27, 2016 22:03:30 GMT
But sir, you already have asked me to make me cry them a pool of tears. Their Tear Ducts are not functional anymore!
Butler, Is the answer to this question 'No'?
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