Crom
Juvesquirt
"Should I make a sprite comic?" Brian Clevinger says "No."
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Post by Crom on Jul 29, 2016 6:27:40 GMT
>Maybe that guy who tried to flirt with you went into the armor shop >Encounter a red mage who thinks he is a sexy woman.>Encounter a nice guy named Garland, who's a good baker! Oh, and a knight of darkness.>Meet a flowergirlboy from the slums.As we were about to head into the armor shop, I noticed this scene begin unfolding in the street leading to the residential district.Some Nerd: Yes, please, come with me to my tower of fien- er, love. Tower of love, where our romance will be cemented among the screams of the damned.Stuffed Bra Stranger: This is the fifth time, no, dear god, no. I would rather be married off to an imp. Just stay away from me!GW: Garland-Bro, what is the up my man?Garland: Oh, you know, the usual. Trying to drag damsels in distress to my humble abode. GW: Any success on that venture bro?Garland: Oh, most definitely! I have finally captured me a princess! With this feat, I shall surely join the Council of Evil!GW: Glad to hear it bro. PF: Friend of yours?GW: Yeah, this is my bro, Garland. Me and him go way back, we met during a Vile Villain Anonymous meeting. PF: Fantastic.
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Post by eerr on Jul 29, 2016 23:05:45 GMT
>So what's with the babe? Total lesbian? Total lesbian.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 30, 2016 7:55:28 GMT
>Greet the newcomer like a wizard would wood
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Aug 4, 2016 12:42:15 GMT
>Tell Garland that she obviously had stuffed garments. However, you know exactly who to kidnap to help him out!
>Off to the castle! You have a princess to 'borrow for a long amount of time and never return probably'.
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Post by randomlurker on Aug 14, 2016 6:26:50 GMT
>Well you came all this way, might as well get something out of here. Take everything that you can carry.
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