A'ight, so Sharkalien told me that this belongs in creative works because this is a non-suggestion adventure, so here we go!
imgur.com/VFRIgQd You are a kid standing in his somewhat desolate room. Today is the day you get the widely-hyped new game, Sburb Xi. Even though it was 13 years ago when you were given life, it is today that you are given a name. What will it be?