InternallyLactiad
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Post by InternallyLactiad on Dec 19, 2016 22:27:12 GMT
I drank ten cups of coffee yesterday.... How are you still alive?!!
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 20, 2016 0:28:06 GMT
I drink at least 10 cups of black tea, like, every day. I know it's not the same as coffee, but still...
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Post by ninjabuttocks on Dec 20, 2016 1:27:23 GMT
Caffeine doesn't affect me at all, but I did get a stomach ache.
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InternallyLactiad
Calloused Tenderfoot
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Post by InternallyLactiad on Dec 20, 2016 3:20:29 GMT
Caffeine doesn't affect me at all, but I did get a stomach ache. Did you add cream?? I can barely make it through the day after drinking a carton of milk...
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Dec 20, 2016 4:55:37 GMT
I bought something similar to this picture recently. The only difference between the thing I bought, and the picture above, is the head was of a Dinosaur, not a horse.
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Post by TrickleJest on Dec 20, 2016 9:00:53 GMT
I drink at least 10 cups of black tea, like, every day. I know it's not the same as coffee, but still... Yeah, I live in a country where people practically only drink black tea. But that's a good thing, since it's actually really good.
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Post by ninjabuttocks on Dec 20, 2016 15:17:10 GMT
Caffeine doesn't affect me at all, but I did get a stomach ache. Did you add cream?? I can barely make it through the day after drinking a cartons of milk... I only add sugar to coffee, dairy hurts my stomach.
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Post by TrickleJest on Dec 21, 2016 10:47:59 GMT
Alright, here's a confession more of the ilk this board is dedicated to: I know my mother's phone password, and she doesn't know I know. She should really be more careful when she types it in. I'm not supposed to have electronics in my room at night, and although she used to leave them be, she always takes my devices away now because I forgot to take them back downstairs once and she "doesn't trust me". (She shouldn't.) So, since I know her password now... I found a way to do it anyway. (Don't worry, I have all of my excuses in order in the hypothetical event that she does figure out what I'm doing.) Sorry if I'm freaking out and reposting everything you say, but I have the EXACT SAME SITUATION, up to the point where it's actually stupendous how our stories match up like this. O-O On that note, here's my Confession Tax, since I can't just repost your post without confessing to something. WARNING - I wanted to make this a separate post due to the sheer amount of disgust it can bring up, but people HATE double posting and I just HAD to post this somewhere. So don't read this if you don't like grotesque things! ALSO, THIS IS 100% NSFW! That being said... oh boy... As everyone probably already knows, I'm a cisgender male, so I was born with a penis. I'm also still a virgin, quite obviously due to the fact that I'm still a minor, but I've never actually been in a relationship before. I mean, I do have this one gal that I think might be into me, and I find her very cute, too, but I'm getting off topic here. Basically, my family are semi-Muslims, but they're not really dedicated to it. Sure, we have a Quran in our house, and yeah, my mother and grandma are Muslims, but aside from that, nobody else believes in Islam. My dad is a theist, so he simply believes there's a God, without the extra details, and me and my sisters are atheists. At this point you're probably wondering how all this collides into a confession, but look - since the elders in my family are religious, if not a lot, I was circumcised. But... errr... my circumcision went a tad bit wrong. I'm not going into details, but my penis is a bit defaced, not a lot, but still enough to probably leave me a virgin for life. Yeah.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Dec 21, 2016 10:58:07 GMT
I bought something similar to this picture recently. The only difference between the thing I bought, and the picture above, is the head was of a Dinosaur, not a horse. Wait, I've got a picture of the product I bought. This is exactly what it was.
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Post by Arashi500 on Dec 21, 2016 20:42:18 GMT
Alright, here's a confession more of the ilk this board is dedicated to: I know my mother's phone password, and she doesn't know I know. She should really be more careful when she types it in. I'm not supposed to have electronics in my room at night, and although she used to leave them be, she always takes my devices away now because I forgot to take them back downstairs once and she "doesn't trust me". (She shouldn't.) So, since I know her password now... I found a way to do it anyway. (Don't worry, I have all of my excuses in order in the hypothetical event that she does figure out what I'm doing.) Sorry if I'm freaking out and reposting everything you say, but I have the EXACT SAME SITUATION, up to the point where it's actually stupendous how our stories match up like this. O-O On that note, here's my Confession Tax, since I can't just repost your post without confessing to something. WARNING - I wanted to make this a separate post due to the sheer amount of disgust it can bring up, but people HATE double posting and I just HAD to post this somewhere. So don't read this if you don't like grotesque things! ALSO, THIS IS 100% NSFW! That being said... oh boy... As everyone probably already knows, I'm a cisgender male, so I was born with a penis. I'm also still a virgin, quite obviously due to the fact that I'm still a minor, but I've never actually been in a relationship before. I mean, I do have this one gal that I think might be into me, and I find her very cute, too, but I'm getting off topic here. Basically, my family are semi-Muslims, but they're not really dedicated to it. Sure, we have a Quran in our house, and yeah, my mother and grandma are Muslims, but aside from that, nobody else believes in Islam. My dad is a theist, so he simply believes there's a God, without the extra details, and me and my sisters are atheists. At this point you're probably wondering how all this collides into a confession, but look - since the elders in my family are religious, if not a lot, I was circumcised. But... errr... my circumcision went a tad bit wrong. I'm not going into details, but my penis is a bit defaced, not a lot, but still enough to probably leave me a virgin for life. Yeah.
Wow, speaking of similar issues, also NSFW: I myself actually opted to get re-circumcised as I had a similar issue (family isn't religious, but circumcision is just the norm in the US even for non-religious families due to puritan tradition). So the only time I've ever had to wear a cast was actually on my dick for a month. Though since I was already circumcised as a kid there's wasn't going to be a ton of extra damage since those nerve endings had already been cut. Wasn't a pleasant few weeks in the cast following the surgery, but I don't regret having it done.
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on Dec 22, 2016 0:17:48 GMT
In ESO today, I just spent 50,000 gold buying a limited time very rare food crafting recipe as a Christmas Gift for a friend of mine who plays, but doesn't have a lot of free time this holiday season for playing video games. I also bought and traded for other limited time items to give them as well, just to round out the whole set of limited time items.
I don't plan on telling them that I spent so much in-game money on consumable items just so that I could give them complete sets for Christmas.
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Post by ninjabuttocks on Dec 22, 2016 0:19:07 GMT
I have femoral retroversion. Which means that my feet point out to the sides. (In this picture, mine is c):
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 22, 2016 0:28:55 GMT
Well, I don't have anything like that, but I was born missing an adult tooth...
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EffinCoy
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Post by EffinCoy on Dec 22, 2016 18:39:32 GMT
I never play video games seriously.
That can apply to almost everything I played. I remember Pokémon 3gen and that I won both RedFire and Emerald with a Rattata and a Zigzagoon respectively. Games like Crash Bandicoot and Sly Cooper were perfect because of the numerous bugs that I purposely made. Those stupid fifa games that I played with friends where I make a goal and then I try and maintain the ball in my team until the game ends (fun times). Games where I turn myself or too weak or too overpowered, and more.
Like, when I got Dark Souls 1&2 (the only thing I play now) I wanted to break it so badly, that I don't even do serious PvP anymore. Who would play with a lvl 3 character, for example?
People hate me because of this, and there's no reason for that.
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Post by Blizzriel on Dec 23, 2016 0:00:48 GMT
My motto when playing games is 'Try Hard or Troll Hard'. I either look up strategies and put all my effort into winning or getting the best ending, or I goof off, annoy people, and try to break the game or cheat without hacking.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 23, 2016 0:02:49 GMT
My motto when playing games is 'Try Hard or Troll Hard'. I either look up strategies and put all my effort into winning or getting the best ending, or I goof off, annoy people, and try to break the game or cheat without hacking. Now that sounds like something I could get into.
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Caneros
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Post by Caneros on Dec 23, 2016 9:18:42 GMT
I confess that I have such a strong fear of death (not just my own) that I often read about people's experiences with being able to contact the deceased. To be honest, it usually helps and eases the fear quite a lot. Another confession of mine is that I get emotional rather easily. My mom bought me a succulent and I was almost in tears because I love succulents so much. Wait, I've got a picture of the product I bought. This is exactly what it was. That's the coolest thing I've seen today! I'd say that was a great purchase. Now you can ride a dinosaur into the sunset.
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Post by Blizzriel on Dec 23, 2016 17:38:34 GMT
I've used the same alarm clock for as long as I remember. I am an adult with a Playskool alarm clock. But in my defense, it does its job really well.
The display is dirty and faded and kinda gross, but that's a good thing. I tried getting a new clock a few years back and it was like sleeping with the lights on, the display was so bright. Also, the alarm itself cycles between three songs: 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star', 'I Love You, You Love Me', and 'Yankee Doodle'. It's supposed to sound like a music box, but the speakers are half dead so it sounds like a horrorterror singing you a lullaby, except you wake up. I've actually woken up from nightmares about the sound my alarm clock makes when it turns on, not even the alarm itself. If I put it across the room from my bed, I HAVE to get up to turn it off lest I spend the morning listening to the sound I will likely hear in Hell.
All that said, I'm not getting a new one until it breaks, and considering it's 20 years old, I have no idea when that will be. The display flickers sometimes and occasionally it makes noises when it has no reason to. It might actually be possessed.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Dec 25, 2016 7:41:40 GMT
Speaking of alarms, on Mondays I have a sort of weird system. On my tablet, my alarm will go off as normal, playing Megalovania (The Undertale version) for 5 minutes. However, this alarm is titled "hey kid, you better wake up or you are REALLY not gonna like what happens next." If I do not wake up, another alarm plays, this one is Megalovania but slightly slowed down, and titled "welp, sorry old lady, this is why i don't make promises" Immediately after, a bunch of alarms go off, all playing Megalovania, all really loud, some Bass Boosted, some slowed, some normal speed, some sped up, but all are triggered at different times literally seconds apart. These alarms are respectively titled "I" "WARNED" "YOU" "ABOUT" "SLEEPING" "IN" "BRO" "I" "TOLD" "YOU" and "DOG!!!" I have 5 minutes to defuse them all.
Needless to say I have never had my heart race out of fear like leaving my earbuds in when I decided to sleep in.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jan 6, 2017 18:44:54 GMT
I don't know why I stopped doing this, or even why I started in the first place, but I used to say "Wowie wow" in my best Christopher Walken impression ALL the TIME
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Post by ninjabuttocks on Jan 13, 2017 18:28:10 GMT
Every time I make tea, I slap the tea bag against the stove because I like the sizzle sound.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 13, 2017 18:36:13 GMT
I... actually listen to ASMR. Like, often. Yeah, it can be creepy sometimes, but it does help me relax, and I have trouble with anxiety, sooooo....
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Jan 13, 2017 19:19:44 GMT
For some reason when I finish up a bunch of work I had to do and now have the rest of the day free, I often say out loud the word "alright" in a sort of half-exclamation/half-sigh. Sometimes I'll even do it again if something small delays my free time (for instance, using the bathroom). I don't know why I've developed this habit, but it's gotten to the point where it's starting to annoy me that I keep doing it.
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axolotlSushi
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 13, 2017 19:20:41 GMT
For some reason when I finish up a bunch of work I had to do and now have the rest of the day free, I often say out loud the word "alright" in a sort of half-exclamation/half-sigh. Sometimes I'll even do it again if something small delays my free time (for instance, using the bathroom). I don't know why I've developed this habit, but it's gotten to the point where it's starting to annoy me that I keep doing it. Oh, I'm not the only one. Interesting.
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Post by ninjabuttocks on Jan 17, 2017 19:30:40 GMT
I have occasional memory loss from a bad fall that caused mild brain damage when I was ten. It's really frustrating and I hate it, but I try my best to live with it.
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