You’re a demon, and some guy just trapped you in a sinless and nearly powerless host!
You know what, good for him! You admit that that’s a pretty cool thing to do and are one hundred percent sure that he will get an award or something. He absolutely fooled you and man do you respect that.
You mean, you can still live with this you know? No problems here. No harm done. Just being an almost regular guy? Sure! You can take this sort of stuff with a passion. As long as there’s an adventure to be made and trouble to cause, you’re a-okay!
What pisses you off is that Mr. Some Guy decided to tie you to the wall with magically-reinforced ribbons. It's really hindering your exploring on a large scale and you'd rather not, you know, have them there. Around your wrists. Making you not go anywhere except here...
Oh man does looking at them make you feel angry!
That’s why you’re perpetually smiling right now. Maybe if you smile enough, you might be able trick yourself into feeling less murder-y. You may even be able to talk this through with Some Guy if he bothers to show up! All you have to do is wait for your smiles to do their magic...
Okay it’s not working. You tried the diplomatic route and now you’re going to cruise the road of rebellion. Screw this guy's magical ribbons. You're gonna bust out of here and leave a trail of wreckage in your wake.
>Try and access host's memories. Maybe he knows how to get out of the ribbon?
"How far after the post apocalypse does it start being "normal" again? 400 years after the bombs drop in Fallout, is the US of A back? has the world miraculously returned to its original state, or is it still the "post apocalypse"? Can it ever be anything else if it is perpetually technically true?"
>What makes glowing green bindings different from regular chain?
All you know is that they’re magic and that you can’t rip them even if you tried. Honestly, you didn’t know anything about magic when you were alive and that hasn’t really changed now.
For example, stuff you know about magic: Magic is glowy, some people can do it, and simple demon magicky stuff that helps you survive. The only official spell you know is Munus which summons your personal items. Some get guns, other get knives. You get two spray cans and a scarf.
>Access host’s memories
You thought that you would be able to do that, but this host doesn’t have its own soul, let alone memories. A little bit of a red flag if anybody asked you, but hey, you're not going to turn own a free host. That's just wasteful.
>Try to get the cat to assist you
Logical assumption: Some guy's a magic person right? That means his cat might be magic, too. If so, there’s a possibility that the cat can cut these ribbons.
> Get the cat's attention.
: Hey kitty! Look at me! Look at this ribbon! It's all green and glowy. Well, it probably isn't to you, but it's definitely an awesome and shredible ribbon! Oh man, look at this waving action right here. 30 percent off if you get it now!
The cat starts meowing at the washing machine, not really noticing that your voice came from over here. You think it might be a little...challenged.
Oh wait a minute. Yes! It saw you.
Yeah here you go!
Claw that ribbon. Free your wrists from their constraints! Work those-what is it?-Paws? Yeah paws! Work them! Feel the burn.
You think that the cat might've already been accounted for. Which is, you know, you can deal with this. It's just a small thing that had you wasting a bit of time is all. Five seconds. Literally about five seconds. It's nothing big, you're okay. Yup you're definitely okay. Deep breathes right?
> Vent your anger.
: What the h-nnnnnn...
Fuck that hurt! Stupid ribbons and their nonsensical magic usage...Doesn’t shock you when you try to escape that’s for sure...What sort of grudge does some guy have against swears anyways? Swears never really hurt anybody.
Ouch-Yup, it’s still going-feels like you’re getting pummeled instead of shocked though. Geez. The “why not both?” routine isn’t funny when it causes more pain. You think you’re developing bruises.
Examine the red circle on the ground in front of you, then those weird thingies on the ground in the eastern corner of the room. After that, examine the scratching post, the washing machine, the list above, and the laundry.
Finally, we need to establish your demonic nature even further. Therefore, scratch the cat's belly until it goes into belly rud overload and starts to wiggle, squirm and writhe, trying to get away. Then stop because you have better, even more demonic things to do.
Last Edit: Jul 27, 2016 10:18:02 GMT by NeoTTolemo
spelebook - my vaguely Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff-inspired fanventure about a Wizard and his Troll Moirail; the first panel's in my signature!