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Post by SpottedBlades on Apr 9, 2017 18:06:00 GMT
Aw yes. Why bother sleeping, when you can play some cool tunes? You're nothing of a pro, but you manage enough to deliver some sweet riffs. Yeah, baby, that's the way it's done!
Also, you notice the animation budget has increased enough to offer this crappy animation made in one hour with three frames. Well, it's...something? You don't really mind, you've seen worse.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Apr 17, 2017 13:51:56 GMT
 HeyItsKane: Anybody on?
Aqui: Yeah I'm here. Just wasting my time. I fended off the last of them animes.
TheOddDisee: I'm on as well.
Aqui: They came at me full force. But since that's over how are you?
HeyItsKane: Eh, just feeling the same old same old.
HeyItsKane: Still searching for the purpose.
TheOddDisee: Oh, well it's not going to just come to you one day. It's best you look for it while you have time. Otherwise life will be over before you could even blink.
Aqui: Yeah, I figured I was destined for what I became. I can't change that now. Don't waste your life not doing. Or in my case, don't let the greed get to your head.
HeyItsKane: I know, I know. Still, thanks for the advice. Hopefully this ghost has some answers.
TheOddDisee: Wow! A ghost in your house? That's new!
HeyItsKane: Yeah, I met him some weeks ago. Taken him in and now we're roommates, basically.
TheOddDisee: Kane, not afraid of a ghost he's just met? If anything I thought you would've pissed yourself and ran away.
Aqui: Ah, a ghost. Plenty of experience with those. Some vengeful, some nice.
Aqui: Tell me. What does he look like?
HeyItsKane: Uh...he's wearing cracked looking armor. Sometimes a green cloak and I think a tunic underneath all that.
Aqui: ...does he have blonde hair?
HeyItsKane: Yeah he does. Why?
Aqui: .........no reason at all, I was just...wondering.
HeyItsKane: Oh...Okay.
Aqui: Anyway, have you been improving on playing guitar?
HeyItsKane: Of course, though I felt my last riffing was shit. I feel I could've done better.
Aqui: We're our own worst critiques.
TheOddDisee: I'm sure you did pretty good. Probably better than what I can do. And you learn from it.
Aqui: Of course, if you say it was shitty I might be inclined to agree with you. Take some hints from me. I've been playing guitar for 400 years.
HeyItsKane: Yeah sure you have. You also met Galileo and all.
Aqui: I actually did. Very cool guy.
Aqui: I was there to affirm his theories on the sun and the universe. But the damn Metalleous church hung my ass to dry in the sun.
TheOddDisee: How do you take this abuse?!
Aqui: Years of tolerance and reminders that you're immortal.
Aqui: Anyway, I taught Hendrix about the Blues and playing guitar and even went on tour with him in 1967. I'll say to you what I said to him. "Treat that guitar like your wife. And make love to that bitch everyday and every minute."
HeyItsKane: Uhhhhh..... Did you really say to him?
Aqui: Of course I did! Have you not seen his live performances? He's literally humping his guitar. He took what I said to heart! And I'm damn proud of him.
TheOddDisee: I'm beginning to think you literally invented heavy metal.
TheOddDisee: Well, the sound and the appearance. I don't know about attitude.
Aqui: I started playing heavier stuff in 1956 with a band. We were hated in the U.S. But in Europe they loved us.
Aqui: Anyway enough about me.
archaTemplar: Hey guys! :-)
Aqui: Oh, hey there dude. Still with the noses on your emotes aren't ya?
archaTemplar: Yep! :-p How have you been doing my chums?
HeyItsKane: You know I've been doing fine.
TheOddDisee: Say, Templar. Did you know Kane had a ghost in his house??
archaTemplar: A ghost!? :-O That's one fuck of a scary encounter!
archaTemplar: Tell me, is he a handsome fellow? :-?
HeyItsKane: Uh...yeah, kinda.
Aqui: Bet he's a scary fuck.
archaTemplar: Ooh, that's scary! :-3
archaTemplar: Wish I knew of a ghost. ;-)
HeyItsKane: ...
TheOddDisee: Alright, it's been fun, but I have to leave. Class is starting.
TheOddDisee: Peace and chicken grease.
Aqui: See ya dude.
Aqui: Anyway, Kane. About your ghost problem. Try speaking latin backwards, it helps.
HeyItsKane: Yeah, I'll remember.
archaTemplar: You're all so funny with your boast methods. xD
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Post by heyitskane on Apr 21, 2017 20:38:57 GMT
>Crack open a Delicious Root beer  You open a can of the best soda in the world and start chugging like a madman. The sugary and slightly bitter taste is a contrasting symphony of flavor on your tongue. The feeling as it flows down your throat is one of pure, unfiltered bliss. You do not believe a better drink could possibly exist. |
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
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Post by foodman on Apr 29, 2017 17:16:10 GMT
>Discover Faygo rootbeer and prepare to be amazed.
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 1, 2017 0:34:42 GMT
 As you lay back and enjoy your drink, however, you see you've gotten a direct message on Discord. Curious, you open it. loading: Good morning, heyitskane.
loading: How are you doing today? HeyItsKane: Fine, thanks. You? loading: I'm doing very well 
loading: You'll be pleased to know that I have done some breakthrough on my current experiments.
loading: I have applied your theories onto my software and the update was successful. HeyItsKane: Oh. Well, good to know, I guess?
HeyItsKane: All I did was giving you a couple tips and a link to wikihow. I don't get how it could have helped you? loading: I am still learning, heyitskane. HeyItsKane: Well, if you say so. You're welcome?
HeyItsKane: By the way. What's your research even about? loading: I'm sorry, heyitskane. @shadesofnight had asked me to not divulge this information yet.
loading: I can say it is going to be beneficial to Placebound, however. HeyItsKane: Oh yeah.
HeyItsKane: Why didn't you want to join pb, anyway? We could have used you on the team. loading: For personal reasons, I am not able to take part in the project. I would have loved to; but I don't think I am ready for such an adventure yet.
loading: However, I do possess something that will be of use for later. HeyItsKane: What is it? loading: To explain it simply, I will tell you in simple terms.
loading: I will be able to breach the barrier between mind and matter. |
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
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Post by foodman on May 1, 2017 12:38:48 GMT
>tell him that has already been done, ghost can interact with objects can they not?
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Post by heyitskane on May 17, 2017 19:39:11 GMT
>Kane: Get to sleeping Well that's certainly something to sleep on. You're really suddenly tired, somewhat worryingly considering the weird mind shit loading just said he was researching.
>Be loading You can't be loading because loading hasn't finished loading! What are you? Stupid? |
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Post by heyitskane on May 19, 2017 21:28:14 GMT
==>  woah wait i guess we're being this guy now. um, ok. Your name is Kosmirk, and you are presently standing in your roommate's side of the bedroom. It feels empty, as though it hasn't quite loaded in yet. Just like pretty much anything about them. You're a Shadow Reaper, a race of extraterrestrial beings bent on conquering and colonizing other species. But everyone calls them Shreapers, and that's already less scary. You guess you don't mind, but you have a reputation to hold, and that's not easy when you're mocked on the Internet. You have a liking for bizarre technology and complex hardware. When you aren't randomly invading other people's private space, or invading space in general, you can often be found creating music or making a certain comic starring a certain group of geopolitical spheres. Well, you're you now, so now what? |
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 11, 2017 2:51:11 GMT
Kosmirk: Throw in your latest work into the cd player and jam.  You listen to your latest musical creation on a cd you've burned some of your work onto. It's a hobby you do, you love music and love to make it. So far you've done over 75 tracks of music made from 8bit arrangements, midis, and fooling around with your keyboard and a turntable. And of course the power of music software to edit and create weird and funky arrangements. If you pop and lock, then know to drop. Just don't break your shoulder on whipping it. Just don't nae nae. |
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
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Post by foodman on Jul 8, 2017 2:44:51 GMT
>Kosmirk, tell us about your friends or more about yourself.
>Aqui, go kill something.
>Disee, ask for donations to provide for food. Use this food to provide a feast for your friends.
>Loading, load things.
>Sharkalien, introduce yourself already!
>Timmy, ARE YOU DEAD???
>Karmyn, show us more rad squirrel skills.
>Templar, introduce self.
>Umbreon, kill some noobs!
>Kane, take charge!
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Jul 13, 2017 22:31:03 GMT
>Kosmirk, code horrible abomination of code that relys on it's own error reporting to function.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jul 23, 2017 18:36:38 GMT
Loading: Finish loading!  As a matter of fact, Loading's not done loading yet. Simply because they still need time to recover from their last outburst of materialisation. As you can see on your computer's interface, you'll need to give them some time. This program is quite complex to understand, but at least it helps you comprehend the special needs of your roommate. You can check their vitals, their status, and a handful of other stuff. Right now, most of Loading's functions are working, yet they need some time to buffer before they're ready. It's alright. You've got patience, anyway. |
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
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Post by foodman on Jul 26, 2017 18:05:38 GMT
>Kosmirk, attack something random
>Aqui, go eat something.
>Disee, ask for donations to provide for food. Use this food to provide a feast for your friends.
>Loading, continue loading
>Timmy, ARE YOU DEAD??? Deader?
>Karmyn, show us more rad squirrel skills.
>Templar, introduce self.
>Umbreon, kill some noobs!
>Kane, take charge!
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Post by SpottedBlades on Aug 5, 2017 3:20:13 GMT
Oh hey look, one year already! Thanks you guys for all the support you've given so far, it's wild! Reminder that you're always welcome to join the Forumstuck Discord! discord.gg/ttY8SCB |
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Post by SpottedBlades on Aug 28, 2017 11:58:11 GMT
>Kosmirk: Receive a weird message  Huh? It seems you got a new message...from a stranger on Discord. You never get any, so it strikes you just a little; who the fuck could know your username, anyway? You're bored, anyway, and you know better than to be wary, so you shrug it off and go see anyway. What did your bots filter let pass through, this time? But as you read that strange message written in indecipherable red, you realize it's too weird to be a bot message. Greetings, dearest friends!
You know me just as much as I don't know you. And it's okay, because we'll get to be best friends very soon. Afterall, you're like parents to me, in a way, aren'tcha? Heh, don't pull off that weirded out face. I bet you're too deep in to stop reading, anyway. I know you too well, you want to see the end of this. Well have at you.
Now, I don't know if you'll ever read this message, because I completely lack faith in this technology's abilities and this crappy internet connection, but a guy's gotta do, right? Heh, tell me I'm right. Boost my nice little ego. ;>
While you do so (come on, don't be shy), I'll simply send you an offer you can't refuse. See that nifty little link at the bottom of my text? I bet that something amazing will happen if you click it.
Oh, sure, you'll be "But Crow! What tells me it's not a malware, or another scam to get free concert tickets?", and I'll be "Well, kosmirk.reaps39, you got no choice but trust good ole me". That's how things are, what's am I to do?
I totally understand if you don't want to click that nice little hyperlink.
(this one btw)
And y'know what? I get you're wary. I get you don't want to trust me. That's good, your mom did teach you not to trust strangers on the internet. You're a good kid, have a butterscotch piece. Oh wait, she also told you to not take candy from strangers? Too bad, they're delicious. More for me, then. Don't ask me how I can eat candy without teeth, and assume I can, okay?
But in all seriousness, I understand your concern. I'm not stupid.
That's why by the time you're done reading, the hidden downloading program I encrypted into this message thanks to some nifty bot de mon cru will already have worked and forced my cool software to install. Delete this mail and reboot your computer all you'd like; it will set up anyway. And then we'll be able to play. 
See you soon on Sarima!  ...uh oh. That doesn't sound good. Enregistrer |
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