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Post by sillyConformist on Sept 8, 2016 0:34:09 GMT
I have no problems with the roster, though I do feel like placing a bet this time before it even begins.
I bet on Rose.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 8, 2016 11:45:10 GMT
I'm already in, what do I have to lose? I'm betting on odd to win.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Sept 8, 2016 18:52:50 GMT
I'm betting on odd to win. Daw, thanks! I doubt I won't die though
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Post by arcanecynic on Sept 8, 2016 18:56:42 GMT
i'm betting someone from district 10 to win so either roxy, dirk or cronus
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Post by Piono on Sept 8, 2016 19:16:39 GMT
Bets taken! It is time for Season 3 of the Hamsteak Hunger Games. The Bloodbath.
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds. 321GO! Damara Megido runs away with a lighter and some rope. I can't think of any possible benevolent use for those two items. Meulin Leijon grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty. Jake English and Rose Lalonde fight for a bag. Rose Lalonde gives up and retreats. Jake's always the best in a scrap. Aranea Serket runs away from the Cornucopia. Wow, longest time we've had before a runner. Karkat Vantas runs away from the Cornucopia. x2. Horuss Zahhak finds a backpack full of camping equipment. Tavros Nitram throws a knife into Sollux Captor's head. Tavro2... Why diid you 2tiick a kniife iin my eye? ii'm bliind enough already... John Egbert finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver. Now if only he had the bowkind specibus. Rufioh Nitram runs away from the Cornucopia. x3 Jane Crocker runs away from the Cornucopia. x4 Caliborn runs away from the Cornucopia. NO DISASSEMBLE NUMBER FIVE Latula Pyrope runs away from the Cornucopia. x6, you know... Feferi Peixes runs away from the Cornucopia. x7 I've been doing this running gag for a while... Calliope runs away from the Cornucopia. x8 And I'm starting to wonder... Dave Strider and Kankri Vantas fight for a bag. Dave Strider gives up and retreats. Mituna Captor runs away from the Cornucopia. x9 Is it even funny anymore? Meenah Peixes runs away with a lighter and some rope. Eridan Ampora snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag. A drink to ease the pain and a rag to clean up afterwards. Wait, hold on... Nepeta Leijon runs away from the Cornucopia. x10, I mean... Andrew Hussie runs away from the Cornucopia. x11 At this point I'm starting to question... Jade Harley, Vriska Serket, Equius Zahhak, and Cronus Ampora share everything they gathered before running. Dirk Strider bashes Porrim Maryam's head in with a mace. I think you took the "irony ninja" thing too far, dude. Gamzee Makara runs away from the Cornucopia. x12 whether it was even funny in the first place. Spades Slick runs away from the Cornucopia. x13 Because really, no one's ever mentioned it yet... Kurloz Makara runs away from the Cornucopia. x14 So what do you guys think? theoddisee runs away from the Cornucopia. x15 Should I stop the xrunaway combob joke? Terezi Pyrope snatches a pair of sais. Roxy Lalonde runs away from the Cornucopia. x16 Or should I- oh crap here's the end. TrickleJest runs away from the Cornucopia. TIMES SEVENTEEN RUN AWah who cares anyways?
Day 1
Dave Strider receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. But is it a BROKEN hatchet? He can't use it otherwise. Terezi Pyrope runs away from Mituna Captor. A blind girl runs away from epileptic seizure incarnate. This sounds like the start to a bad joke. Tavros Nitram explores the arena. Rufioh Nitram, Latula Pyrope, Eridan Ampora, and Jake English form a suicide pact, killing themselves. And this, children, is why joining cults is bad. Karkat Vantas receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. I think someone's trying to ship Dave and Karkat subtly. Clearly it wasn't subtle enough. Spades Slick travels to higher ground. Calliope stalks Rose Lalonde. Why is Calliope so much less cute in these gaaaaaames. Roxy Lalonde goes hunting. Gamzee Makara sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate. Still too stoned to look for things I see. Aranea Serket hunts for other tributes. Can't play exposition fairy without customers. Damara Megido, Caliborn, Meenah Peixes, and TrickleJest raid Horuss Zahhak's camp while he is hunting. John Egbert diverts Vriska Serket's attention and runs away. hey look, tavros with a wedding ring! Nepeta Leijon overhears Jade Harley and Dirk Strider talking in the distance. Andrew Hussie and Cronus Ampora hunt for other tributes. And then Andrew rides away on Cronus's seahorse. Kankri Vantas and Jane Crocker hunt for other tributes. theoddisee makes a slingshot. Kurloz Makara fishes. Equius Zahhak picks flowers. Why can I not see Equius doing this under any circumstances? Meulin Leijon hunts for other tributes. Feferi Peixes tries to sleep through the entire day.
Summary:6 deaths: Sollux, Porrim, Rufioh, Latula, Eridan, Jake 6 dead: Sollux, Porrim, Rufioh, Latula, Eridan, Jake Bets: Rose will win Odd will win. Roxy wins Dirk wins Cronus wins
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 8, 2016 19:22:13 GMT
Poor Horrus, why did I raid his camp. Now he wouldn't have his giant horse dildo to play with. I guess I'm gonna give it to Damara.
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Post by arcanecynic on Sept 8, 2016 19:24:32 GMT
still haven't lost a bet a 1x not lose combob and yes it is funny, but quit it if you're still going after part five, unless you're going for nostalgia
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Post by Piono on Sept 8, 2016 19:28:10 GMT
still haven't lost a bet a 1x not lose combob and yes it is funny, but quit it if you're still going after part five, unless you're going for nostalgia Meh, I still find it funny, but I'm starting to run out of jokes to do with it, then having a meandering rant about it came into my head so I decided to do that. The problem is there's not much else I can do with "X ran away" besides that, and it happens SO MANY TIMES during the Bloodbath.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Sept 8, 2016 20:22:29 GMT
Poor Horrus, why did I raid his camp. Now he wouldn't have his giant horse dildo to play with. I guess I'm gonna give it to Damara. Canonically, she'll just make lewd gestures at tributes while being highly suggestive in Google Translate Japanese with it.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 8, 2016 20:26:09 GMT
Poor Horrus, why did I raid his camp. Now he wouldn't have his giant horse dildo to play with. I guess I'm gonna give it to Damara. Canonically, she'll just make lewd gestures at tributes while being highly suggestive in Google Translate Japanese with it. While also doing god knows what with the dildo.
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Sept 8, 2016 21:36:00 GMT
Whew, I'm late to this, aren't I?
I'm surprised, not that many people died at the Cornucopia. Really, the bulk of the deaths was the random suicide pact.
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Post by Piono on Sept 9, 2016 17:44:19 GMT
Whew, I'm late to this, aren't I? I'm surprised, not that many people died at the Cornucopia. Really, the bulk of the deaths was the random suicide pact. Yeah, it was kinda disappointing. That's sorta been the norm for these so far. I'm starting to think that next round I'll click the marker that turns down the rate of "so-and-so ran away" events, since I've pretty much run out of x# ran away combob gags to use. Night 1 Mituna Captor fends Kurloz Makara, Gamzee Makara, and Jade Harley away from his fire. STAY AWAY. I WILL BURN DOWN THE FOREST WITH MY EYES!!! Jane Crocker and Tavros Nitram huddle for warmth. This is a strange ship, but why not? TrickleJest stays awake all night. Meulin Leijon passes out from exhaustion. Wanna trade places with Trickle? Calliope looks at the night sky. Andrew Hussie thinks about home. "I'll never pet another horse agaaaaaaaiiiin." Roxy Lalonde poisons Cronus Ampora's drink, but mistakes it for her own and dies. Wait, seriously? That's like, a comedy trope. Why is it happening here? Roxy, you're the worst rogue ever. Karkat Vantas thinks about home. theoddisee thinks about winning. STAY DETERMINED Terezi Pyrope looks at the night sky. "4ND 1 C4NT S33 4NYTH1NG." Horuss Zahhak cooks his food before putting his fire out. Feferi Peixes severely injures Dirk Strider, but puts him out of his misery. I can't process this very well. Isn't Dirk supposed to be the best fighter? Meenah Peixes receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor. Equius Zahhak looks at the night sky. Caliborn and John Egbert hold hands. Okay, even I'm not going to bother letting this be a legit ship. Someone just shoot these two, please, before it gets fanart. Vriska Serket looks at the night sky. Nepeta Leijon goes to sleep. Dave Strider fends Damara Megido, Rose Lalonde, and Spades Slick away from his fire. Your own sister... Cold Dave. Cold. Kankri Vantas defeats Aranea Serket in a fight, but spares her life.
Day 2 Gamzee Makara receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. Kurloz Makara goes hunting. Feferi Peixes discovers a river. She's found her natural element. She's unbreakable now. TrickleJest unknowingly eats toxic berries. WELP. gg Trickle. gg. Tavros Nitram sprains his ankle while running away from Aranea Serket. Hey look at that! Tavros got crippled by another Serket! Caliborn makes a wooden spear. theoddisee hunts for other tributes. Jane Crocker searches for firewood. Spades Slick constructs a shack. Blah blah blah four people do boring upkeep stuff. Nepeta Leijon overhears Meenah Peixes and Jade Harley talking in the distance. Kankri Vantas receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. Calliope travels to higher ground. Dave Strider and Meulin Leijon fight John Egbert and Vriska Serket. Dave Strider and Meulin Leijon survive. Whoa, Davepeta Prime verses Spider8reath. Say hello to your new main characters everyone. Terezi Pyrope discovers a river. By falling in. Blind, remember? She gets fished out by Feferi. Cronus Ampora, Andrew Hussie, Mituna Captor, and Rose Lalonde hunt for other tributes. Karkat Vantas searches for firewood. Equius Zahhak practices his archery. We all know how well this goes. Damara Megido bleeds out due to untreated injuries. Trickle, maybe you shouldn't have given her that... thing you gave her. Horuss Zahhak receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Summary:6 deaths: Roxy, Dirk, Trickle, John, Vriska, Damara 12 dead: Sollux, Porrim, Rufioh, Latula, Eridan, Jake, Roxy, Dirk, Trickle, John, Vriska, Damara Bets: Rose will win Odd will win. Roxy wins RIP in PIRDirk wins Welp, two shots, two down.Cronus wins
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Post by sillyConformist on Sept 9, 2016 20:08:03 GMT
It seems like Roxy had one drink too many.
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Sept 9, 2016 20:08:44 GMT
And a forum user goes out because they can't identify poisonous berries.
Also, yeah, it might be a good idea to turn down the flee rate.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 9, 2016 21:23:18 GMT
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK Damn poison berries! Shit, guess I'm a ghost now D: I'm rooting for odd. If he dies of berries, I am literally eating them no matter the consequences.
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Post by Piono on Sept 10, 2016 20:35:30 GMT
It seems like Roxy had one drink too many. Achievement get: Aesop's Anvil! And a forum user goes out because they can't identify poisonous berries. Also, yeah, it might be a good idea to turn down the flee rate. I mean, if you think about it, it's probably accurate. How many of us here would probably die to something really stupid? Answer: Pretty much all of us. Alright, looks like next game will probably be bit faster then. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK Damn poison berries! Shit, guess I'm a ghost now D: I'm rooting for odd. If he dies of berries, I am literally eating them no matter the consequences. I'm trying to find a way to make a pun out of your words, but I'm too lazy to give myself a good setup. Also, you can't eat berries anymore, you're a ghost, remember? Anyways, ON TO DAY THREE! Night 2 Equius Zahhak sets up camp for the night. Karkat Vantas attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful. And proceeds to be successful when his pure rage is enough to start a forest fire. Meulin Leijon tends to Kurloz Makara's wounds. Wow, we actually got one of the canon ships. Meenah Peixes, Nepeta Leijon, and Calliope sleep in shifts. Girls night out? Cronus Ampora cooks his food before putting his fire out. Andrew Hussie and Feferi Peixes tell stories about themselves to each other. I killed you once. O)( reely now... Horuss Zahhak and Gamzee Makara sleep in shifts. Dave Strider forces Mituna Captor to kill Rose Lalonde or Tavros Nitram. He decides to kill Rose Lalonde. DAVE. BAD DAVE. STOP KILLING YOUR SISTER. YOUR BRO WOULD NOT APPROVE. Actually maybe he would... Probably only ironically though. Aranea Serket looks at the night sky. Spades Slick sees a fire, but stays hidden. Caliborn is awoken by nightmares. People kept mocking his glorious "art". Jane Crocker tries to sing herself to sleep. Kankri Vantas sets up camp for the night. Making sure not to trigger anyone in the process. Terezi Pyrope tries to sing herself to sleep. theoddisee and Jade Harley tell stories about themselves to each other. Woo! Go odd! Get the girl!
Day 3 Kankri Vantas thinks about home. Equius Zahhak, Cronus Ampora, and Karkat Vantas get into a fight. Equius Zahhak triumphantly kills them both. You should not underestimate the power of THE STRONK! Calliope fishes. Dave Strider receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor. He's still got fans? After what he did to his own flesh and blood? Disgusting... Nepeta Leijon tries to sleep through the entire day. Jade Harley and Andrew Hussie work together for the day. Meenah Peixes attacks Feferi Peixes, but she manages to escape. T)(ere can only be one. Caliborn practices his archery. Jane Crocker collects fruit from a tree. Horuss Zahhak ambushes Gamzee Makara and kills him. Whoa! Backstabbed by your sleeping buddy! theoddisee defeats Terezi Pyrope in a fight, but spares her life. I'm definitely rooting for odd now. Kurloz Makara defeats Meulin Leijon in a fight, but spares her life. The ship lives on... Tavros Nitram, Mituna Captor, and Aranea Serket hunt for other tributes. Spades Slick questions his sanity. YOUHATETHEHUNGERGAMESYOUHATETHEHUNGERGAMESYOUHATETHEHUNGERGAMESYOUHATETHEHUNGERGAMES!!!!
Summary:4 deaths: Rose, Cronus, Karkat, Gamzee 16 dead: Sollux, Porrim, Rufioh, Latula, Eridan, Jake, Roxy, Dirk, Trickle, John, Vriska, Damara, Rose, Cronus, Karkat, Gamzee Bets: Rose will win STRRRRRIIIIIIDDDEEEEERRRRR!!!!Odd will win. Still goin' strong.Cronus wins Nop. Sorry dude.
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Sept 10, 2016 23:51:38 GMT
Having one's art criticized: Caliborn's worst nightmare. And wow, Dave must really hate his ectobiological sister, huh?
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Post by Piono on Sept 12, 2016 18:20:43 GMT
Having one's art criticized: Caliborn's worst nightmare. And wow, Dave must really hate his ectobiological sister, huh? Achievement get: True Artist! Achievement get: Family Night 3Aranea Serket convinces Jane Crocker to snuggle with her. We keep getting crackships here. Welcome to the Homestuck fandom.Terezi Pyrope lets Kankri Vantas into her shelter. Oh so Karkat dies, and so you immediately replace him? Nice.Calliope and Feferi Peixes huddle for warmth. Spades Slick and Meulin Leijon threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die. 0_o? Really, Spades? Really?Equius Zahhak decapitates Caliborn with a sword. STRROOOOOOONGGMituna Captor and theoddisee tell stories about themselves to each other. Andrew Hussie, Jade Harley, and Dave Strider discuss the games and what might happen in the morning. hey dave, have you seen rose? uuuuhh... no? why do you ask?Nepeta Leijon convinces Meenah Peixes to snuggle with her. We're just getting ALL the ships tonight.Tavros Nitram loses sight of where he is. Horuss Zahhak starts a fire. Kurloz Makara receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. Giving the clowns explosives... brilliant idea.Day 4Calliope, Kurloz Makara, and Terezi Pyrope hunt for other tributes. Andrew Hussie makes a slingshot. Perfect for chasing away bullies.Tavros Nitram goes hunting. Kankri Vantas bashes Equius Zahhak's head in with a mace. Whoa! T R I G G E R E DJade Harley questions her sanity. Dave Strider, Mituna Captor, Nepeta Leijon, and Meenah Peixes raid theoddisee's camp while he is hunting. Sorry odd, looks like you're going hungry tonight.Horuss Zahhak bleeds out due to untreated injuries. Uh... what untreated injuries? Did he fall off a horse and get trampled?Aranea Serket and Jane Crocker work together for the day. OUR SHIP IS ALIIIIIIVE... WITH THE SOUND OF TEAMWORK! Feferi Peixes cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide. Another exciting round of death and suffering! Summary:6 deaths: Spades, Meulin, Caliborn, Equius, Horuss, Feferi 22 dead: Sollux, Porrim, Rufioh, Latula, Eridan, Jake, Roxy, Dirk, Trickle, John, Vriska, Damara, Rose, Cronus, Karkat, Gamzee, Spades, Meulin, Caliborn, Equius, Horuss, Feferi Bets: Odd will win.
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Sept 12, 2016 21:14:37 GMT
Also, that means we have 14 more tributes to go, right?
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Post by conair on Sept 12, 2016 23:17:36 GMT
Spades Slick gets an achievement: Death By OOC
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Post by Piono on Sept 13, 2016 16:54:01 GMT
Also, that means we have 14 more tributes to go, right? Yup, 14 more of them. Odd's actually been doing pretty good. Spades Slick gets an achievement: Death By OOC Achievement get. You lose 5 points from your gamer card. Night 4Kankri Vantas tends to his wounds. Jane Crocker tries to sing herself to sleep. Turns out, Deep in the Heart of Dixie isn't actually a very comforting song.Andrew Hussie and Tavros Nitram run into each other and decide to truce for the night. Hey, they're both orange. Orange bros for life.Nepeta Leijon thinks about home. She misses her shipping wall.Dave Strider receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor. Bro, we know it's you. Bro Strider, stop encouraging him. He did terrible things.Aranea Serket quietly hums. Meenah Peixes receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor. Calliope bashes Kurloz Makara's head in with a mace. CALLIOPE! You're supposed to be the friendly one! Stop being so violent!theoddisee and Terezi Pyrope run into each other and decide to truce for the night. Turns out Odd is really good with the ladies.Mituna Captor cooks his food before putting his fire out. Jade Harley receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. Day 5Jade Harley receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Huh, food and water. How much you wanna bet she starves to death?Calliope, Jane Crocker, Andrew Hussie, and theoddisee raid Aranea Serket's camp while she is hunting. I can just see AH and odd dancing away in their Waste of Space costumes doing that little jig thing, both holding piles of food and making meme faces of some kind.Terezi Pyrope severely injures Mituna Captor, but puts him out of his misery. Well, you'd think that both of you having a disability would engender some sympathy but I guess not.Kankri Vantas collects fruit from a tree. Tavros Nitram, Nepeta Leijon, and Meenah Peixes hunt for other tributes. Dave Strider fishes. Ironically. Summary:2 deaths: Kurloz, Mituna 24 dead: Sollux, Porrim, Rufioh, Latula, Eridan, Jake, Roxy, Dirk, Trickle, John, Vriska, Damara, Rose, Cronus, Karkat, Gamzee, Spades, Meulin, Caliborn, Equius, Horuss, Feferi, Kurloz, Mituna This is the calm before the storm. Tomorrow we have a feast, and the day after that it all comes to an end. Can I get a hype train? Bets: Odd will win.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Sept 13, 2016 17:01:59 GMT
I cri because my baby Mituna got killed by his matespirit's dancestor ;_;
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 13, 2016 18:45:15 GMT
c'mon odd!
DON'T DIE ON ME NOW!!!
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Sept 13, 2016 21:10:07 GMT
Alright. I place my bets on Dave. This is gonna be such a big bloodbath!
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 14, 2016 17:14:21 GMT
YOU'RE BETTING ON THE SISTER KILLER?! You're a really messed up gal, you know
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