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Post by Piono on Sept 14, 2016 19:56:28 GMT
I cri because my baby Mituna got killed by his matespirit's dancestor ;_; RIP in PIR c'mon odd! DON'T DIE ON ME NOW!!! "What if he dies on you later?" In all seriousness, Odd is doing a lot better than I expected, at this rate he might be at the top of the list to getting removed from the list of tributes... Alright. I place my bets on Dave. This is gonna be such a big bloodbath! Bet placed on the dirty brother sister killer. Night 5Terezi Pyrope loses sight of where she is. Hah. Haha. Blind puns.Dave Strider sets up camp for the night. Kankri Vantas and Nepeta Leijon sleep in shifts. I've got my eye on you Nepeta...Jane Crocker, Andrew Hussie, and Meenah Peixes cheerfully sing songs together. Jane and her not going to sleep songs.Jade Harley screams for help. theoddisee sets an explosive off, killing Calliope, Aranea Serket, and Tavros Nitram. Odd? When did you become a bad***?The FeastThe cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families. Andrew Hussie and Dave Strider fight Jade Harley and Kankri Vantas. Jade Harley and Kankri Vantas survive. GEEEEEEEET DUNKED OOOOOONNNNJane Crocker decides not to go to The Feast. Nepeta Leijon tracks down and kills Terezi Pyrope. Why do the cute ones keep going murderous psychopath?theoddisee decides not to go to The Feast. Smart move. Everyone keeps dying.Meenah Peixes cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide. "There's more stuff than I can steal! ITS TOO MUCH!!!!"Day 6theoddisee questions his sanity. Was your lack of sanity ever in question?Jane Crocker tries to spear fish with a trident. Jade Harley tries to sleep through the entire day. She just killed her last true friend...Nepeta Leijon and Kankri Vantas split up to search for resources. THE ONE TRUE SHIP Summary:7 deaths: Calliope, Aranea, Tavros, Hussie, Dave, Terezi, Meenah 31 dead: Sollux, Porrim, Rufioh, Latula, Eridan, Jake, Roxy, Dirk, Trickle, John, Vriska, Damara, Rose, Cronus, Karkat, Gamzee, Spades, Meulin, Caliborn, Equius, Horuss, Feferi, Kurloz, Mituna, Calliope, Aranea, Tavros, Hussie, Dave, Terezi, Meenah Well. That bet didn't last very long. Bets: Odd will win. Dave will win. HAVING A BAD TIMETomorrow comes the last update of this season of the Hamsteak Hunger Games. Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion.
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Sept 14, 2016 21:09:26 GMT
I always lose bets. D:
But yeah, this is so exciting! I can't wait to see who gets to win.
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Post by sillyConformist on Sept 15, 2016 1:09:51 GMT
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it too. At this point I really want to see Nepeta win just to show everyone that she is capable of fighting when she needs to. No, this is not a bet.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Sept 15, 2016 7:15:08 GMT
Betting on myself to win as well, seeing how I just got Play of The Game.
Also there's some kind of spiritual revenge killing tavros although Rufioh is already dead.
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Post by Piono on Sept 15, 2016 17:13:06 GMT
I always lose bets. D: But yeah, this is so exciting! I can't wait to see who gets to win. Well, that's why nothing's at stake in these bets. They're just here so people can make predictions. Also, I'm glad people are actually enjoying this, usually people look at silly stuff like this and pass it by, I honestly didn't expect it go anywhere once it became apparent the homebrew engine wasn't happening any time soon. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it too. At this point I really want to see Nepeta win just to show everyone that she is capable of fighting when she needs to. No, this is not a bet. Bet added anyways. Neottolemo didn't show up this time so we don't have enough. Betting on myself to win as well, seeing how I just got Play of The Game. Also there's some kind of spiritual revenge killing tavros although Rufioh is already dead. It's the CIIIIIRRCLE OF DEAAAAATTTH Odd's not even a Homestuck character and he's getting in on the whole "cycle of vengeance" thing. It's time. Everything spoilered as usual. Night 6 Jane Crocker stabs Nepeta Leijon while her back is turned. The Condesce would be proud. Kankri Vantas begs for theoddisee to kill him. He refuses, keeping Kankri Vantas alive. N9t assisting with suicide triggers me. Jade Harley receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Day 7 theoddisee scares Kankri Vantas off. "BOO!" ST9P TRIGGERING ME! Jade Harley dies from hunger. Looks like she didn't need those medical supplies. Jane Crocker accidentally detonates a land mine while trying to arm it. I don't even know what to say to this one. I think this is the single funniest death message I've seen so far.
Night 7
The Sun begins to set. It was a hot day, and a bloody week, and as the week comes to a close, so shall the dying. 34 people have already lost their lives (albeit only for as along as it takes to set up the next season) and before the Sun rises again, the 35th will also fall. Odd misses his home, he truly does. He wonders how far along Cool and New Webcomic has gotten since he first got thrown in this awful hole. Then again it might not have updated at all. He makes a promise to himself though, that he must make up time for all the lost crudposting. All he has to do is kill that last troll... Maybe he should've obliged Kankri's death wishes. It would'be stopped with all the bloody trigger warnings.
Kankri stalked through the forest. There was only one obstacle left before he finally won. An obstacle that had been harrying him for the past several days. Well he was done. It ended TONIGHT.
It was getting late. Odd was starting to wonder where his adversary was. Kankri should've reached the cornucopia by now. The walls were closing in. Kankri can't have died yet, or, if he had, he'd died very recently and the hovercraft hadn't been able to come yet. But until that hovercraft came, he had to stay on his guard.
Then something exploded, there, by the edge of the woods. A massive fireball, pieces of turf and wood flying everywhere. Odd's jaw dropped. Was it really going to be that easy? Had kankri seriously just blown himself up on one of the old landmines? Wow, Odd has overestimated the troll. He had to make sure though. He still couldn't let his guard down. Odd slowly crept across the clearing to the crater, picking his way across the minefield, carefully avoiding the small mounds that signified the inexpertly placed landmines left by other tributes.
He peered over the edge... that's odd, he couldn't see a corp- And then he felt the rope pull on his neck.
Kankri wiped his hands clean and walked away from the morbid corpse now hanging from the tree behind him. Y9u sh9uld have paid attenti9n t9 my trigger warnings.
Bets found within: Bets:
Odd will win. T R I G G E R E D
Nepeta will win. Backstabbed by Betty Crocker to be.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 15, 2016 17:30:01 GMT
FUCKKKKK!!!! WHY, ODD, WHY?! I know I'm a ghost and shit, but can't ghosts revive people?! PLEASE TELL ME THEY CAN!!!! SHITTTTTTTTTTTT AHHHHHH!!! Anyways, looking forward to next season (ramp it up to 48 adding the felt and other bullshit, maybe add another tribute from the forums to make a full forum district)
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Post by Piono on Sept 15, 2016 17:40:13 GMT
FUCKKKKK!!!! WHY, ODD, WHY?! I know I'm a ghost and shit, but can't ghosts revive people?! PLEASE TELL ME THEY CAN!!!! SHITTTTTTTTTTTT AHHHHHH!!! Anyways, looking forward to next season (ramp it up to 48 adding the felt and other bullshit, maybe add another tribute from the forums to make a full forum district) Which Felt should I add though? I kinda want to keep Odd in, maybe do a thing of only switching out the top person every round (man I wish I knew coding well enough to do that homebrew generator) and there's 15 Felt (17 if you count Scratch and LE) which is 3 too many to add. Clover and Snowman are out obviously, but which Felt member would be kept out additionally?
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Post by TRIGGERDNOMETRY on Sept 15, 2016 18:05:55 GMT
welp
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 15, 2016 19:05:01 GMT
I volunteer as tribute. i will kill vriskan before it can happen.
it is my definite N O T P
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Post by sillyConformist on Sept 15, 2016 19:13:54 GMT
Well, it's a good thing I DIDN'T BET ON NEPETA because she died instantly. Whew. Incidentally, my bet for next time will be Nepeta.
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Sept 15, 2016 20:46:07 GMT
Another fun season has come to an end.
Are you going to add another forum goer for the next season?
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Post by Piono on Sept 15, 2016 21:06:14 GMT
I volunteer as tribute. i will kill vriskan before it can happen. it is my definite N O T P sinkingsailor added to tribute list, replacing Kankri Well, it's a good thing I DIDN'T BET ON NEPETA because she died instantly. Whew. Incidentally, my bet for next time will be Nepeta. Okay, wow, bets already. Another fun season has come to an end. Are you going to add another forum goer for the next season? At least one. Already added sinkingsailor, and any more people that are suggested will replace members of the Felt, who will be added in to bring the total tribute count up to a whopping 48. Bets: Nepeta will win
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Sept 16, 2016 0:48:36 GMT
How the fucking Fuck do you arm a trap to hang someone? Fucking Vantas' and their bullshittery keeping them alive. Kankri hates violence but he's all like "Eh Fuck it"
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Post by Piono on Sept 16, 2016 16:57:38 GMT
How the fucking Fuck do you arm a trap to hang someone? Fucking Vantas' and their bullshittery keeping them alive. Kankri hates violence but he's all like "Eh Fuck it" RIP in PIR. But hey, this means you get to stay in the Hunger Games! Great, Riiiiiight? Actually, my bad, not simulating yet, gotta give you guys time to make bets: The list: District 1: John Egbert and Rose Lalonde and Damara Megido and Itchy District 2: Dave Strider and Jade Harley and Rufioh Nitram and Trace District 3: TrickleJest and Sollux Captor and Mituna Captor and Fin District 4: Nepeta Leijon and Equius Zahhak and sinkingsailor and Die District 5: Karkat Vantas and Terezi Pyrope and Meulin Leijon and Crowbar District 6: Eridan Ampora and Feferi Peixes and Porrim Maryam and Stitch District 7: Tavros Nitram and Vriska Serket and Latula Pyrope and Sawbuck District 8: theoddisee and Gamzee Makara and Horuss Zahhack and Matchsticks District 9: Jake English and Jane Crocker and Kurloz Makara and Eggs District 10: Dirk Strider and Roxy Lalonde and Cronus Ampora and Biscuits District 11: Spades Slick and Aranea Serket and Calliope and Quarters District 12: Andrew Hussie and Meenah Peixes and Caliborn and Cans Bets: Nepeta will win EDIT: Just to clarify, I was a doof and simulated already, so no more character suggestions are being taken until next time.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 16, 2016 17:18:42 GMT
Lol, I'm with the Captors and... Fin? Hahaha, anyways, this should be fun. I'm gonna wait until we're two posts in to bet, is that okay?
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Post by arcanecynic on Sept 16, 2016 17:48:52 GMT
district ten again
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 16, 2016 18:36:38 GMT
I will win. Nep will win. Odd will win. If trickle is still in, he will win. Crowbar will win (my fave of the felt.)
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 16, 2016 18:46:09 GMT
D'aww, thanks! Actually, fuck the whole "two posts in" shit, I'm no pussy, I'm placing my bets on either me, Sail, Odd or the Huss man. Honestly, I really wanted to be on the same team with the others, but thanks for hosting this anyways Piono.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 16, 2016 18:48:15 GMT
no problem. PIONO, PULL THE LEVER!
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Post by Piono on Sept 16, 2016 19:13:44 GMT
Jeez guys, you gotta wait until tomorrow. I have full-day pauses between my updates, you already know this. As a note, you can in fact place bets (of any kind) at any time that isn't the very last day. I don't bother to keep track of who made which bets though, since there's nothing at stake here.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 16, 2016 20:50:12 GMT
oh. cri
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Post by Piono on Sept 17, 2016 18:07:29 GMT
It begins. Also, I remembered to turn down the rate of cowardice, so that should make things run a little faster. The Bloodbath As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds. I'm imagining the Ewok warhorns from Episode 6 right now. Roxy Lalonde runs away from the Cornucopia. Dagnabbit Roxy that's not allowed. Matchsticks takes a handful of throwing knives. Andrew Hussie runs away from the Cornucopia. Stop doing that. Damara Megido takes a spear from inside the cornucopia. Mituna Captor snatches a pair of sais. People really like weapons, don't they? Trace and Cronus Ampora fight for a bag. Cronus Ampora gives up and retreats. The best part was Trace wasn't even there yet when the fight happened. Vriska Serket runs away from the Cornucopia. Hey. I said stop running away. Aranea Serket gathers as much food as she can. Porrim Maryam grabs a jar of fishing bait while Dirk Strider gets fishing gear. Watch as these two kill each other trying to get the other's item. Rose Lalonde, Horuss Zahhak, and Stitch work together to get as many supplies as possible. This is a very strange image. Latula Pyrope takes a spear from inside the cornucopia. Jade Harley runs away from the Cornucopia. You're not allowed to do that! Rufioh Nitram breaks Meulin Leijon's nose for a basket of bread. Wow. All for a bread basket. Caliborn sets an explosive off, killing theoddisee. RIP in kill your hopes and dreams. Kurloz Makara kills Gamzee Makara for his supplies. Wow. No respect for your dancestor, huh? Biscuits snatches a pair of sais. Sollux Captor takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia. John Egbert breaks Nepeta Leijon's nose for a basket of bread. Whoa! Aim that Caliborn dude! Equius Zahhak pushes sinkingsailor off a cliff during a knife fight. Welp. I wonder if there was a lake at the bottom of that cliff... Meenah Peixes runs away from the Cornucopia. No, stop that. Feferi Peixes kills Die with a hatchet. "You help the green man live up to his name." Crowbar runs away from the Cornucopia. No, that's not allowed. Jane Crocker runs away from the Cornucopia. Stop. Spades Slick runs away from the Cornucopia. All of you? Tavros Nitram runs away from the Cornucopia. Seriously. Eggs runs away from the Cornucopia. I thought I turned this down. Itchy and Quarters work together to drown Cans. Please don't do th- oh hey they didn't run away. Jake English runs away from the Cornucopia. GAAAAAAAAH Terezi Pyrope runs away from the Cornucopia. Y U Do Dis. Sawbuck, TrickleJest, Dave Strider, and Fin share everything they gathered before running. I'm gonna outlaw running. Just, just running in general. Eridan Ampora runs away from the Cornucopia. TIMES THIRTEEN RUN AWAY wait, what am I doing. This isn't allowed anymore. Calliope finds a canteen full of water. Karkat Vantas snatches a pair of sais.
Day 1 Tavros Nitram tends to Rufioh Nitram's wounds. Bros don't let imaginary bros bleed out. Trace receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. Meulin Leijon bleeds out due to untreated injuries. She got them from Dirk. Calling it now. Caliborn runs away from Vriska Serket. Well, how about that. Caliborn has a crippling fear of spiders. Crowbar is pricked by thorns while picking berries. Damara Megido thinks about home. John Egbert diverts Spades Slick's attention and runs away. "nope. not getting teleport stabbed again." Eridan Ampora shoots a poisonous blow dart into Karkat Vantas's neck, slowly killing him. DEATH TO THE LAND DWWELLERS! Kurloz Makara hunts for other tributes. Latula Pyrope, Quarters, Stitch , and Equius Zahhak raid Sollux Captor's camp while he is hunting. Sollux then proceeds to have an angry epileptic seizure on return. Matchsticks begs for Dirk Strider to kill him. He refuses, keeping Matchsticks alive. Porrim Maryam receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor. Roxy Lalonde constructs a shack. It then collapses inwards because she was drunk while doing it. Sawbuck travels to higher ground. Andrew Hussie and Aranea Serket split up to search for resources. Nepeta Leijon thinks about home. Dave Strider begs for Fin to kill him. He refuses, keeping Dave Strider alive. You know, so many wasted opportunities for easy kills come from these. Calliope overhears Jade Harley and Itchy talking in the distance. But she can't understand a word between Jade's barking and Itchy talking super fast due to coffee. Jake English sprains his ankle while running away from Feferi Peixes. Eggs picks flowers. And then eats them. Terezi Pyrope hunts for other tributes. Meenah Peixes goes hunting. Jane Crocker diverts TrickleJest's attention and runs away. Dangit trickle, get your head in the games. Cronus Ampora travels to higher ground. Horuss Zahhak attacks Mituna Captor, but he manages to escape. Mituna skateboards away like a pro. Biscuits travels to higher ground. Huh, the higher ground must have a party going on there or something. Rose Lalonde fishes.
Summary:7 deaths: Odd, Gamzee, sinkingsailor, Die, Cans, Meulin, Karkat 7 dead: Odd, Gamzee, sinkingsailor, Die, Cans, Meulin, Karkat Bets: Nepeta will win x2 District 10 will win (Dirk, Roxy, Cronus or Biscuits) Odd will win x2 RIP everyone's hopes and memes.Trickle will win x2 sailor will win Jeez, the new guy didn't even last the first 12 hours. That's rough.Crowbar will win Hussie will win
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 17, 2016 18:23:56 GMT
y'know, that's pretty accurate.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 17, 2016 20:23:31 GMT
You forgot my bet on Hussie (I said the Huss man) sorry.
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Post by Piono on Sept 19, 2016 16:52:20 GMT
Tricklejest's bet was added as soon as I saw his post. Night 1 John Egbert tries to sing himself to sleep. It's too bad he doesn't have access to a piano. Eggs receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. But is too stupid to use it right. Sollux Captor quietly hums. Jane Crocker is awoken by nightmares. Flashbacks to the dreams from last round. Crowbar and Andrew Hussie talk about the tributes still alive. Porrim Maryam, Latula Pyrope, Jake English, Fin, and Meenah Peixes sleep in shifts. Now ain't this the strangest sleeping party you've ever seen. Jade Harley receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. But is too stupid to use it- wait... Aranea Serket and Quarters talk about the tributes still alive. Terezi Pyrope tries to sing herself to sleep. Unfortunately, trolls are not known for their musical talent. Trace stays awake all night. Caliborn, Spades Slick, and Roxy Lalonde sleep in shifts. Damara Megido looks at the night sky. It's full of sta-no, wait. Those are just English cracks. Feferi Peixes and Cronus Ampora sleep in shifts. RIP Eridan. Horuss Zahhak lets TrickleJest into his shelter. RIP tricklejest. Dave Strider sees a fire, but stays hidden. Eridan Ampora attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful. He's a failure at absolutely everything. Tavros Nitram quietly hums. Stitch looks at the night sky. It reminds you of that fateful night long ago... Equius Zahhak and Rose Lalonde run into each other and decide to truce for the night. Matchsticks, Kurloz Makara, and Dirk Strider sleep in shifts. Itchy, Rufioh Nitram, Nepeta Leijon, and Biscuits tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood. Somehow I don't think ANY of these people are good at ghost stories. Calliope receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. I'd say good on them, but Calliope's gotten SCARY. Vriska Serket receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. Mituna Captor passes out from exhaustion. 24/7 twitching'll do that to a guy. Trust me on this one. Sawbuck sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Day 2 Roxy Lalonde, John Egbert, Dirk Strider, Stitch , and Tavros Nitram track down and kill Mituna Captor. Whoa. Whoa! WHOOAOAA! That's just mean. Matchsticks, Horuss Zahhak, and Quarters hunt for other tributes. Shoulda joined the others. You could've made hunting Mituna into a party. Get it? A hunting party? Aranea Serket discovers a river. Cronus Ampora discovers a cave. I don't trust this. Vriska Serket fishes. Equius Zahhak, Nepeta Leijon, Andrew Hussie, and Damara Megido raid Meenah Peixes's camp while she is hunting. The turntables haved... wait, crap. Itchy injures himself. Spades Slick insists it was self-inflicted. Jade Harley diverts Caliborn's attention and runs away. Biscuits and Sollux Captor work together for the day. Which is to say, Biscuits is dumb enough to follow any orders he's given. Dave Strider receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. Porrim Maryam sprains her ankle while running away from Jake English. So much for slumber party buddies. Spades Slick tries to spear fish with a trident. Calliope questions her sanity. After being thrown into a loop like this, I think you would too. Eridan Ampora forces Sawbuck to kill Crowbar or Jane Crocker. He refuses to kill, so Eridan Ampora kills him instead. Jane and Crowbar were spared because that time-traveled Eridan into the following night. TrickleJest, Fin, Rufioh Nitram, and Kurloz Makara hunt for other tributes. Trace thinks about home. He misses the mans-no, wait. That's right. Slick burned it down. Feferi Peixes makes a slingshot. Rose Lalonde and Latula Pyrope work together to drown Terezi Pyrope. Whoa. No honor between Dancestors I guess. Eggs discovers a river.
Summary:3 deaths: Mituna, Sawbuck, Terezi 10 dead: Odd, Gamzee, sinkingsailor, Die, Cans, Meulin, Karkat, Mituna, Sawbuck, Terezi Bets: Nepeta will win x2 District 10 will win (Dirk, Roxy, Cronus or Biscuits) Trickle will win x2 Crowbar will win Hussie will win
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