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Post by Piono on Sept 25, 2016 3:45:19 GMT
Okay, sinkingsailor has been chosen as the next GM. Bets have been taken, I'm doing a late-night update because I WANNA WATCH YOU GUYS SQUIRM over the grand finale. Night 7 Horuss Zahhak and Matchsticks hold hands. Horuss. Stop flirting with people like this. It's stupid. TrickleJest, Meenah Peixes, and Quarters sleep in shifts. Calliope, Nepeta Leijon, Damara Megido, and Latula Pyrope track down and kill Vriska Serket. RIP everyone's favorite character (apparently)
Day 8 Latula Pyrope defeats Calliope in a fight, but spares her life. Matchsticks is pricked by thorns while picking berries. And doesn't die of poison. Because he's a manly leprechaun. Meenah Peixes bashes Damara Megido's head against a rock several times. Meenah finally gets revenge. Horuss Zahhak goes hunting. TrickleJest collects fruit from a tree. Nepeta Leijon runs away from Quarters. Echoes of bad things to come?
Night 8 Horuss Zahhak, Meenah Peixes, and TrickleJest sleep in shifts. Trickle, you need better friends. Calliope pushes Nepeta Leijon off a cliff during a knife fight. And as always, the involvement of cherubs hails the death of any and all narrative foreshadowing actually meaning something. Latula Pyrope receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Quarters overpowers Matchsticks, killing him. The Felt really need to learn to teamwork better.
Day 9 Horuss Zahhak tends to Calliope's wounds. This is going to end badly one way or another. Latula Pyrope begs for Meenah Peixes to kill her. She refuses, keeping Latula Pyrope alive. TrickleJest receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. "USE IT WELL" Quarters receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Summary:4 deaths: Vriska, Damara, Nepeta, Matchsticks 42 dead: Odd, Gamzee, sinkingsailor, Die, Cans, Meulin, Karkat, Mituna, Sawbuck, Terezi, Stitch, Feferi, Fin, Itchy, Biscuits, Jake, Crowbar, Eridan, Kurloz, Porrim, Jade, Trace, Dave, Rufioh, Cronus, Roxy, Equius, Jane, Eggs, Dirk, Caliborn, Hussie, Rose, John, Spades, Sollux, Aranea, Tavros, Vriska, Damara, Nepeta, Matchsticks Bets: Nepeta will win x2 Why can't Calliope be nice anymore? ;-;Trickle will win x2 Vriska will win x3 I swear to Lord English I did not rig that, that is legitimately what happened when I ran the sims a week ago. ... It's down to the wire... Who will win? Who will die? Who will escape the Hunger Games? Heh. Good Question.
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Post by Piono on Sept 25, 2016 3:57:13 GMT
Also, we need a suggestion for the character that's gonna get swapped in next run.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 25, 2016 4:38:53 GMT
switch out one of the felt.
Edit: oh wait i'm hosting this after this aren't i
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Post by Piono on Sept 25, 2016 6:29:29 GMT
Ya goof, the winner is always the one who gets swapped out, I meant the person that gets swapped in in their place, so shame on me for sentence failure I guess
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Sept 25, 2016 7:15:50 GMT
(Placed bet on Vriska.) (Vriska dies in the next update like Dave last time.) I have the most rotten luck with this kind of stuff.
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Post by arcanecynic on Sept 25, 2016 8:13:08 GMT
I wouldn't mind being in it.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 25, 2016 8:20:34 GMT
Vriska is my least favorite character hahahaha
Don't kill me please
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Post by Piono on Sept 26, 2016 18:18:50 GMT
(Placed bet on Vriska.) (Vriska dies in the next update like Dave last time.) I have the most rotten luck with this kind of stuff. Hey watch the tables, man. Those're expensive. I wouldn't mind being in it. Alright, I'll add you to the roster when I send the reaping to sailor. Vriska is my least favorite character hahahaha Don't kill me please Tell you what, if you survive the Hunger Games, I won't, and if you don't, it's not my problem because it'll already have been done. Sound fair? Anyways, I did something silly. Enjoy "The Night before Day Ten" The final showdown is in progress... Doo do doo... Ending spoilers ENGAGE Night 9 'Twas the night before Day Ten and all 'cross the land, Trouble was brewing, which for us is just grand.
The first of our tales is a three-way showdown Tricklejest, Horuss and the cherub all 'round
Calliope brought her own gun to the fight While Horuss brought winks- wait that isn't right.
Have we had the wrong man in these games the whole time? Well we'll send out security to deal with this crime
While AARON, who seems to have taken his place Sat and just stared, sweat streamed down his face.
Before trickle or Callie could start to attack A light glowed in the sky, and with a great crack,
The orbital laser struck down from the clouds, And removed poor old Aaron from the end of the round.
Calliope stared at the sky with great awe... And tricklejest crept up behind with his saw...
Calliope turned and then dread filled her chest. *bing!* The victor this brawl is our own TRICKLEJEST
Our camera turns next to the thief-queen supreme Meenah sits on a pile of supplies that she's gleaned
But one man with envy looks at her with rage. No it's not the Grinch, and please don't say Nic Cage
The one that I mean is the leprechaun Quarters, Who has spent all day running from the closing-in borders.
Too bad he doesn't have his old minigun He'll have to be crafty to get this job done.
To claim the supplies he'll have to be clever, So he grabs some explosives, a knife and a lever
The crafting's complex and really doesn't make sense, So what is he making... ooh man, the suspense!
Oh, he just made a trap, that's really quite boring but it works I guess, wait where is he going?
He walks into the clearing and looks at the girl, Who twists on her throne made of food, steel and... pearl?
How did she get that, you probably ask Well shut up, I say, Quarters has a task.
He offers a... sculpture, for Meenah's approval Uh... uh... what rhymes with approval?
Bah, doesn't matter, what matters is this: Meenah accepts it, she's one stupid fish.
The statue explodes, as I'm sure you expected. Quarters grabs a shield, the shrapnel's deflected.
The last one that's left is Latula Pyrope The night's growing cold, so for warmth does she grope.
She tries and she tries but the fire won't light So she shivers and chatters the entire night.
Those are our contestants, only three of them left. The tension is high, but of rhymes I'm bereft.
This entire poem was really quite taxing, And you people sit there just reading, relaxing.
Well I'm out of ideas, I'm afraid to say, So back to just prose for the following day.
Day 10 It is the dawn of the final day. Three contestants remain. The gamer girl... One of those [GOSHDARN] leprechauns... And the crowd's favorite pile of eggs... ITS TIME FOR A DEATH BAAAAAAA-*shot for copyright infringement*
The sun is hot, clouds boil on the edges of the horizon, but the storm hasn't arrived yet. Strange, now that she thinks about it, the storms never seem to arrive. (cries because homebrew generator) She sits down and waits, a chill running up her spine... She still hasn't recovered from the cold of the previous night. There's not much she can do now but wait, and hope the other two find each other and take each other out. If they're not weakened from a fight, there's no way she'll win. Of course, considering the explosions earlier, they may well have already gotten into a fight. A cannon fires. She stands up. It's time t- Another cannon fires. Wait, wait. TWO cannons? That's not right! There's supposed to be a... Hold on a second ladies and gentlemen... I need to check on something... Right, okay... "Latula heads to higher ground"... What? That was the most interesting thing she did? What happened to the...
The camera zooms in on the two events that had transpired...
Quarters creeps along the forest floor, minigun raided from Meenah's stockpile in hand. All he needs to do are find those other two combatants and then he'll be good. His destination? The Cornucopia. Lots of wide open space, perfect for a minigun. He steps out beyond the treeline, completely failing to notice the small line of mounds stretched out in front of him... The footage abruptly ends when the massive chain explosions completely obliterates the camera. Quarters lies on the ground, blown in half, he bleeds to death an hour or so later.
Tricklejest creeps through the woods, following Latula. He's waiting for the right time, although from the explosions he heard earlier, he might not need to worry about the leprechaun... But still, he wants to make certain. Weakened as Latula is, trolls are still strong. Trickle wants to make sure that he's in top fighting condition. He reaches into his satchel and pulls out a handful of berries. A quick snack on the go, gotta keep up his energy. He pops them into his mouth. Ten minutes later he falls out of a tree, suffocating. He dies of poisoning ten minutes after that.
I... I... WHAT. No. NO. That's... That's [ARFARF]!!! I can't... Okay, calm down... We'll just... *You hear a small click. Then more clicks, growing more and more frantic. What. JIMMY! *You hear footsteps "Yes sir?" Why aren't the... THINGS working? "Why are you being vague about the ti" Don't, the audience can hear us, tech's done goofed the system again. "Oh, um... I don't know. There was interference of some kind." Ugh, just great. *you hear fingers tapping Call up Sailor, he applied for the job, right? "Yessir." Alright, help him run the place while I go see what the [REDACTED] went wrong. I'm gonna be gone for a while, don't let him burn the place down. "Alright sir."
The audio screeches and crackles again Latula sits and blinks. The sound of cannons still ringing in her ears. She's... was she always sitting down? That was weird, deja vu. She hears the hovercraft far overhead, and stands up. She guesses she won. That was... anticlimactic though... but at least she won...
Bets:
Trickle will win x2 Toxic berries. Quite the callback joke.
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Post by TrickleGuest on Sept 26, 2016 18:27:45 GMT
If I win, I'll un-die in this thread, meaning that the whole "I'm Dead" gag will be reduced to two threads instead of three.
Also, Callie did some bad shit in this, so I'm sorta glad I killed her even if she's a cutie.
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Post by Piono on Sept 26, 2016 19:31:51 GMT
It is done. Sinkingsailor is the new GM, I'll be PMing them the stats shortly so that they can begin tomorrow or whenever they decide to start.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 26, 2016 19:54:52 GMT
NOOOOO. FUCKKKKK. Ugh, it's okay though. At least i was close.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Sept 26, 2016 21:26:37 GMT
*Internally Screaming*
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Post by Piono on Sept 26, 2016 21:30:41 GMT
So, what did people think of how I wrapped things up?
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Sept 26, 2016 21:42:34 GMT
Tem/Tem
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 27, 2016 0:34:01 GMT
YES, HUNGER GAMES SIM. GO OFFLINE JUST AS I'M ABOUT TO SAVE THE GAME SO I CAN RUN IT AND POST THE FIRST HUNGER GAMES OF MY TIME TO SHINE. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 27, 2016 15:52:01 GMT
It's Time. As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds. the pain begins
Karkat Vantas runs away from the Cornucopia. how do i decrease cowardice
Spades Slick takes a handful of throwing knives. But you already have a knife.
Eggs runs away from the Cornucopia.
Damara Megido runs away from the Cornucopia.
Rose Lalonde takes a handful of throwing knives. But you already have a kni- wait
John Egbert runs away from the Cornucopia.
Meenah Peixes runs away from the Cornucopia.
Vriska Serket runs away from the Cornucopia.
Sawbuck runs away from the Cornucopia.
Jake English grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Dave Strider snatches a pair of sais. *sighs*
Gamzee Makara runs away from the Cornucopia.
Horuss Zahhak and Mituna Captor fight for a bag. Horuss Zahhak gives up and retreats.
Trace runs away from the Cornucopia.
Andrew Hussie runs away from the Cornucopia.
Itchy runs away from the Cornucopia.
Equius Zahhak runs away from the Cornucopia.
ArcaneCynic runs away from the Cornucopia.
TrickleJest stays at the cornucopia for resources.
Terezi Pyrope gathers as much food as she can.
Matchsticks finds a bag full of explosives.
Tavros Nitram runs away from the Cornucopia.
Jane Crocker gathers as much food as she can. Betty CrockerTM Gushers i suppose.
Cans finds a backpack full of camping equipment.
SinkingSailor runs away from the Cornucopia.
Calliope runs away from the Cornucopia.
Porrim Maryam scares Nepeta Leijon away from the cornucopia.
Eridan Ampora runs away from the Cornucopia.
Fin runs away from the Cornucopia.
Dirk Strider finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver. There is a joke for this i know it, the bloodbath is boring to me.
Cronus Ampora runs away from the Cornucopia.
Rufioh Nitram runs away from the Cornucopia.
Feferi Peixes runs away from the Cornucopia.
Sollux Captor runs away from the Cornucopia.
Meulin Leijon snatches a pair of sais. *sighs X2 combo*
Jade Harley runs away from the Cornucopia.
Quarters retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.
Aranea Serket runs away from the Cornucopia.
Biscuits runs away from the Cornucopia.
Caliborn clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
Die, Crowbar, and Stitch work together to get as many supplies as possible. I GUESS.
Kurloz Makara breaks TheOddisee's nose for a basket of bread. No Appreciation For The Forum Guy, I Guess.
Roxy Lalonde grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Sorry if this round was boring. i'll make the next one better, promise on my behalf. 0 Deaths: 0 Dead: Bets: None Districts: District 1: John Egbert and Rose Lalonde and Damara Megido and Itchy District 2: Dave Strider and Jade Harley and Rufioh Nitram and Trace District 3: TrickleJest and Sollux Captor and Mituna Captor and Fin District 4: Nepeta Leijon and Equius Zahhak and sinkingsailor and Die District 5: Karkat Vantas and Terezi Pyrope and Meulin Leijon and Crowbar District 6: Eridan Ampora and Feferi Peixes and Porrim Maryam and Stitch District 7: Tavros Nitram and Vriska Serket and arcanecynic and Sawbuck District 8: theoddisee and Gamzee Makara and Horuss Zahhack and Matchsticks District 9: Jake English and Jane Crocker and Kurloz Makara and Eggs District 10: Dirk Strider and Roxy Lalonde and Cronus Ampora and Biscuits District 11: Spades Slick and Aranea Serket and Calliope and Quarters District 12: Andrew Hussie and Meenah Peixes and Caliborn and Cans
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Post by arcanecynic on Sept 27, 2016 15:59:40 GMT
can you put up the distrcts for the bets? regardless ill bet on the district with roxy (probably 10) and the one with me in it
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Post by Piono on Sept 27, 2016 15:59:44 GMT
Meh, you didn't do too bad, but as a note, when formatting, copy and paste stuff into the BBC code window as opposed to preview. If you post it in preview it adds an extra line in EVERY line break which is a real pain in the neck when trying to read stuff.
I bet that every single one of the forum characters will die in exceedingly stupid ways.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 27, 2016 16:07:12 GMT
Okay, I Remembered that piono goes until the cannons rack off i believe, correct?
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Post by Piono on Sept 27, 2016 16:09:48 GMT
Yeah, but you don't have to, that was just my artistic decision.
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Post by arcanecynic on Sept 27, 2016 16:14:05 GMT
i bet on district 10 and 7
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Post by sillyConformist on Sept 27, 2016 16:52:16 GMT
I'm going to bet on Itchy for this round.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 27, 2016 17:59:12 GMT
Yeah, I'm just going to post this update. Day 1 Gamzee Makara, Terezi Pyrope, and Eggs hunt for other tributes.
Biscuits forces Porrim Maryam to kill Andrew Hussie or SinkingSailor. He refuses to kill, so Biscuits kills her instead. Close call.
Rufioh Nitram runs away from Karkat Vantas. GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Dave Strider tries to spear fish with a trident.
Eridan Ampora, Jane Crocker, Sawbuck, and Kurloz Makara hunt for other tributes.
Cans and Trace work together for the day.
John Egbert discovers a river.
Dirk Strider steals from Sollux Captor while he isn't looking.
Matchsticks makes a slingshot.
Jade Harley tends to Crowbar's wounds.
Equius Zahhak and Tavros Nitram split up to search for resources.
Damara Megido explores the arena.
Jake English attacks Calliope, but she manages to escape.
Meenah Peixes questions her sanity.
TheOddisee receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Vriska Serket sets an explosive off, killing Aranea Serket, Meulin Leijon, and Mituna Captor. DAMN, VRIS. AND ALL DANCESTORS. NO RESPECT.
TrickleJest pushes Cronus Ampora off a cliff during a knife fight.
Rose Lalonde collects fruit from a tree.
Quarters makes a wooden spear.
Roxy Lalonde begs for Nepeta Leijon to kill her. She refuses, keeping Roxy Lalonde alive.
Die chases Horuss Zahhak.
Stitch convinces Feferi Peixes to not kill him, only to kill her instead. I had to fix a gender mistake, i didn't pay attention to genders
Fin steals from Spades Slick while he isn't looking. All i see is "BULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHIT".
ArcaneCynic begs for Caliborn to kill him. He refuses, keeping ArcaneCynic alive. Out of character alert!
Itchy falls into a pit and dies. Well shit
ARENA EVENT Wolf mutts are let loose in the arena. Hussies Fears Have Come true
Eggs knocks Caliborn out and leaves him for the wolf mutts. no
John Egbert is crushed by a pack of wolf mutts. you didn't do the windy thing
Karkat Vantas knocks Biscuits out and leaves him for the wolf mutts. hopy
Jake English knocks Quarters out and leaves him for the wolf mutts. shit
Equius Zahhak survives.
Sollux Captor is crushed by a pack of wolf mutts.
SinkingSailor pushes Trace into a pack of wolf mutts. TRACE THIS, BITCH
Eridan Ampora is eaten by wolf mutts. WWHY WWON'T ANY 'A YOU LOVVE ME WWEH
Die survives.
Dirk Strider survives.
Meenah Peixes survives.
Cans survives.
Fin survives.
Spades Slick survives.
Andrew Hussie is eaten by wolf mutts. His fears have consumed him. literally.
TrickleJest survives.
Vriska Serket survives.
Tavros Nitram pushes Rufioh Nitram into a pack of wolf mutts.
As Roxy Lalonde and Stitch fight, a pack of wolf mutts show up and kill them both. gime my fuckig boose bak gimme* fuckin* booze* back*
Jane Crocker pushes Calliope into a pack of wolf mutts. JANE WHY
TheOddisee survives.
Dave Strider knocks Jade Harley out and leaves her for the wolf mutts. for irony or for death
ArcaneCynic is crushed by a pack of wolf mutts.
Terezi Pyrope survives.
Horuss Zahhak survives.
Gamzee Makara survives.
As Sawbuck and Nepeta Leijon fight, a pack of wolf mutts show up and kill them both.
Matchsticks pushes Kurloz Makara into a pack of wolf mutts.
Damara Megido survives.
Crowbar survives.
Rose Lalonde is crushed by a pack of wolf mutts.
26 Deaths: Porrim, Aranea, Meulin, Mituna, Cronus, Feferi, Itchy, Caliborn, John, Biscuits, Quarters, Sollux, Trace, Eridan, Andrew Hussie, Rufioh, Roxy, Stitch, Calliope, Jade, ArcaneCynic, Sawbuck, Nepeta, Kurloz, Rose. 26 Dead: Porrim, Aranea, Meulin, Mituna, Cronus, Feferi, Itchy, Caliborn, John, Biscuits, Quarters, Sollux, Trace, Eridan, Andrew Hussie, Rufioh, Roxy, Stitch, Calliope, Jade, ArcaneCynic, Sawbuck, Nepeta, Kurloz, Rose. Bets: Itchy CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIINDistrict 10 (Dirk Strider and Roxy Lalonde and Cronus Ampora and Biscuits) District 7 (Tavros Nitram and Vriska Serket and arcanecynic and Sawbuck) Districts: District 1: John Egbert and Rose Lalonde and Damara Megido and ItchyDistrict 2: Dave Strider and Jade Harley and Rufioh Nitram and TraceDistrict 3: TrickleJest and Sollux Captor and Mituna Captor and Fin District 4: Nepeta Leijon and Equius Zahhak and sinkingsailor and Die District 5: Karkat Vantas and Terezi Pyrope and Meulin Leijon and Crowbar District 6: Eridan Ampora and Feferi Peixes and Porrim Maryam and StitchDistrict 7: Tavros Nitram and Vriska Serket and arcanecynic and SawbuckDistrict 8: theoddisee and Gamzee Makara and Horuss Zahhack and Matchsticks District 9: Jake English and Jane Crocker and Kurloz Makara and Eggs District 10: Dirk Strider and Roxy Lalonde and Cronus Ampora and Biscuits District 11: Spades Slick and Aranea Serket and Calliope and QuartersDistrict 12: Andrew Hussie and Meenah Peixes and Caliborn and Cans
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Post by sillyConformist on Sept 27, 2016 18:14:28 GMT
I can't help but feel that there was a missed chance for a joke here.
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Post by arcanecynic on Sept 27, 2016 19:20:24 GMT
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