CTF: well, it's nδt a nδrmal trδll name] CTF: because im nδt all trδll] CTF: (alsδ Æthelstan is the grÆt grÆt grandsδn δf "egbert δf wessex". sδund familiar? thδse fuckin' big kahunas)] CTF: I'll take it δne thing at a time. calm dδwn. everyything's, gδnna be gradefruit. and nδt all "La chasse damdlemδuss de bδis" gradefruit.]
lets talk about you, about me, and about homestuck.
Post by SpottedBlades on Sept 9, 2016 11:23:50 GMT
-- FUTURE matricianKarkinos [FMK] THREE YEARS FROM NOW has joined the memo -- FMK: This might be my last log ever. FMK: I don't know how long the connection will last, but I hope it can convey a few last words. FMK: They're all dead. All of them. FMK: Jason, Rose. even Rayze. FMK: Speeder has broken down and can't be repaired. FMK: I don't know whether the others back at the base are still alive. But there are many chances they're not. FMK: There's no more food left, and my nanos don't work anymore. FMK: I've been stuck here for longer than i can remember. FMK: I'm wounded and starting to black out. It won't be a quick death. FMK: And all of this for what? FMK: To find a stupid Factory that looks nothing like home? FMK: To try and find a way home into my own dimension? FMK: ALL I WANTED WAS TO GO BACK! FMK: WHY CANT I FIX MY MISTAKES FOR ONCE!? FMK: ... FMK: The portals don't work. The dimensional threads broke down. I never knew how to use them. FMK: This is the end. FMK: I'll try to hold on as long as I can, but I don't think it'll be useful. FMK: I'm cold... FMK: want to go home -- FUTURE matricianKarkinos [FMK]'s connection timed out --
-- FUTURE matricianKarkinos [FMK] 26376 HOURS FROM NOW has joined the memo -- FMK: theyre coming FMK: im scared FMK: i don't want to die -- FUTURE matricianKarkinos [FMK]'s connection timed out --
-- matricianKarkinos [MK]'s account has been suspended for the following reason(s): Prolonged idleness, Possible death --
PME: WELL, THAT'S YT, THEN. PME: Y JUST READ S0ME0NE DYE. PME: *die. PME: AND YT'S ALL Y0U ASSHEM0RRAGES' FAULT. PME: BECAUSE Y0U W0ULD N0T HELP MK! PME: Y SUPP0SE Y CAN'T BLAME Y0U F0R BEYNG C0NFUSED BY THYS SYTUATYON. PME: OH, WAYT, Y GUESS Y CAN. PME: THAT'S WHAT Y'M D0ING RYGHT N0W, YSN'T YT? PME: ALTH0UGH, S0ME 0F Y0U GUYS ARE ALRYGHT. PME: LYKE, PR0G, THAT DYSC0VERY Y0U MADE YS ACTUALLY REALLY FUCKYNG YNTERESTYNG. PME: ETHELSTAYN Y D0N'T KN0W WHAT Y0U'RE TALKYNG AB0UT. PME: PERHAPS Y0UR NAME YS FAM0US IN WHATEVER C0RNER 0F THE UNYVERSE Y0U C0ME FR0M BUT YT D0ESN'T RYNG A BELL T0 MY ALTERNYAN AURYCULAR RECEPTORS. PME: AND H0W CAN THYNGS THAT ARE N0T GRAPEFRUYT BE GRAPEFRUYT? PME: WAYT Y ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND THAT PART. PME: BE RYGHT BACK, GOYNG TO PAYNT FACES 0F CLYMAXYNG FAUNA 0N GRAPEFRUYT AND THEN WRYTE A BUNCH OF STUFF Y0U ALREADY READ AND BREAK YN YN S0MEONE'S H0USE. PME: MK'S DEATH LEFT ME YNSPYRED.
spelebook - my vaguely Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff-inspired fanventure about a Wizard and his Troll Moirail; the first panel's in my signature!
Post by sillyConformist on Sept 9, 2016 20:03:42 GMT
PSB: i can't say i ever really cared about him anyways. PSB: i was just hoping to make some profit off of his misery. PSB: oh well, i guess i missed that chance. PSB: this should also give everyone in this memo a reminder that you shouldn't become too emotionally invested in someone who's going to die soon.
Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Sept 9, 2016 20:16:31 GMT
CPU: Oh no! I never knew MK, but I wish he didn't have to die. FPU: Yeah, it sucks. FPU: I could never piece together what he was doing, might be my own inability to understand, though. CPU: Couldn't you feel a bit more sad about his death? FPU: When you've seen the **** I've seen on this site after a while? FPU: I've gotten used to it. Not saying I don't feel anything about anyone's death, of course not. FPU: But as SB said, you shouldn't let yourself get too attached to someone who might die.
CTF: well ima gδ get a gradefruit frδm the fridge.]
CTF: we shδuld all tryy and calm dδwn anyywayy theyy can.] FUTURE twinFuckyou [FTF] 17:44 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo. FTF: WAIT!] FTF: DΔNT ÆT THAT GRADEFRUIT!] CTF: Δkayy.......] FTF: IF YYΔU DΔ, BΔVE WILL DIE!] CTF: wait, what?] FTF: HE'LL GET BIT BYY A VENMΔUS CRÆTURE ΔN HIS DLANET!] FTF: WHILE SAVING HIS DAD!] FTF: AND THE ΔNLYY CURE IS GRADEFRUIT JUICE!] CTF: HΔLYY SHIT THEN I WΔN'T ÆT IT] FTF ceased responding to the memo
Post by sillyConformist on Sept 15, 2016 1:53:19 GMT
PSB: i think that raised more questions than it answered. PSB: maybe i should stop trying to figure you aliens out, PSB: and just assume that any word you say that i don't understand is something that wouldn't interest me. PSB: what i do understand from what you're saying is that people are dying. PSB: again. PSB: seriously, is staying alive really that difficult/1 PSB: just stop doing stupid things1
Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Sept 15, 2016 22:01:43 GMT
CPU: Did you make a typo? CPU: I almost read it as "grapefruit". FPU: It's alien-stuff. CPU: So, future me, you said you've been on this site for while? FPU: Yep. I visit random memos like this one, and I'm a reg on a few of them. FPU: I'm not in any danger, though. FPU: At least, I don't think so. FPU: I apparently live in an universe where nothing universe-changing stuff isn't going to happen anytime soon. FPU: I'm still in the room you are sitting right now, in fact. CPU: I guess that means I'll be safe for a while. FPU: Yeah, but don't get your hopes up. Maybe I'll live to old age, or I'll get randomly murdered in the next hour. FPU: You'll never know. FPU: Anyways, I gotta sign off for now. Chores and stuff. See ya.
CTF: well, i gδt cδnned δut δf Æting a gradefruit byy myyself] CTF: and anδther guyy was insdired tδ dδ sδme artsyy shit] CTF: it was a gδδd dayy] CTF: (excedt that sδmeδne in the future died, which i was just infδrmed byy the gradevine was a reference)]
Post by SpottedBlades on Sept 20, 2016 12:34:49 GMT
-- FUTURE gardenForester [GF] EIGHTEEN MONTHS FROM NOW has joined memo -- FGF: i've been snooping on kanny's weird phone trying to find signal FGF: it seems like one of his future versions has died FGF: which is unfortunate. FGF: do you think there's a way to change that? FGF: he said i'd die too. i don't want that to happen FGF: guess i'll just try and be careful FGF: nice to meet you guys, back on earth FGF: my name's jason.