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Post by Piono on Sept 7, 2016 17:58:44 GMT
I look at the opponents arrayed against us... With odds like this... we can't win. I look up to the sky... I know what I must do. "I SUMMON. THE DUUUUUUUUUUUDE!" A slightly large (for a falcon) bird of prey flies down to the battlefield. This summon will stay on the battlefield like LE's minions have until it is slain.
I order it to attack Shrek
2/3 for Magic Numbers
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 7, 2016 18:37:17 GMT
I look at the opponents arrayed against us... With odds like this... we can't win. I look up to the sky... I know what I must do. "I SUMMON. THE DUUUUUUUUUUUDE!" A slightly large (for a falcon) bird of prey flies down to the battlefield. This summon will stay on the battlefield like LE's minions have until it is slain. I order it to attack Shrek 2/3 for Magic Numbers As a last resort, you summon... The man... The myth... The peasant legend... THE DUDE!!! Piono uses his LAST RESORT point! (Everybody has one, and has amazing powers, you can get more later) The Dude will stay until he is slain. The Dude kills Shrek! Eridan remains. The Dude 9001/9001
Blue Lord English 99/100 HP 100/100 Blue-ness --BLUE RAGE--
Eridan Ampora 20/20 HP
Blue Godmodder 89/100 HP
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Post by Piono on Sept 7, 2016 18:58:10 GMT
I direct the Dude to attack the Blue Godmodder, and then prepare to unleash my next big attack...
3/3 complete! Magic numbers: go! Down from the heavens descends the mighty face of Dr. Kawashima! One of the more annoying assist trophies in Smash Bros. A flurry of numbers flies in across the field, exploding all sorts of things, EVERYONE TAKES DAMAGE. The Dude of course, takes minimal damage as he's on my team, the small amount of self targeting serving as a small sacrifice to deal extra damage to the PGs.
Also, the Dude happens to be an invisible flying eagle (or was it a falcon? I dunno, it was a stupid show and I haven't watched it in a while)
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 7, 2016 19:10:28 GMT
I direct the Dude to attack the Blue Godmodder, and then prepare to unleash my next big attack... 3/3 complete! Magic numbers: go! Down from the heavens descends the mighty face of Dr. Kawashima! One of the more annoying assist trophies in Smash Bros. A flurry of numbers flies in across the field, exploding all sorts of things, EVERYONE TAKES DAMAGE. The Dude of course, takes minimal damage as he's on my team, the small amount of self targeting serving as a small sacrifice to deal extra damage to the PGs. Also, the Dude happens to be an invisible flying eagle (or was it a falcon? I dunno, it was a stupid show and I haven't watched it in a while) Your charge finishes. He has been summoned. Dr. Kawashima is upon us! He attempts to tear apart the brain of English, however, he fails! English takes some damage. The Dude attacks The Godmodder! Everybody takes damage! Lord English's blue-ness bar subsides! The Dude 8999/9001 HP
Blue Lord English 97/100 HP 81/100 Blue-ness --BLUE RAGE--
Eridan 165/700 HP
Blue Godmodder 60/100 HP
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Post by Piono on Sept 7, 2016 19:13:37 GMT
As a note, you should probably start holding back on updates so that other people can post. In the name of encouraging giving other people time to post, I don't do anything but charge. 1/3 for Baa Humbug.
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Post by arbitraryTemplar on Sept 7, 2016 19:51:14 GMT
An unknown knight begins charging a powerful spell. But who is it aimed at? 1/5 sigils cast.
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Post by heyitskane on Sept 7, 2016 20:28:53 GMT
The yellowsplision finishes charging and detonates. Lord English's yellometer is full.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 7, 2016 20:39:35 GMT
As a note, you should probably start holding back on updates so that other people can post. In the name of encouraging giving other people time to post, I don't do anything but charge. 1/3 for Baa Humbug. Yeah, you're right. I waited a bit. Keep charing. An unknown knight begins charging a powerful spell. But who is it aimed at? 1/5 sigils cast. Cool! Keep charging. The yellowsplision finishes charging and detonates. Lord English's yellometer is full. Charge done! However, he is currently in Blue Rage, and the yellowsplosion does not fill out his bar, however it almost empties out his blue rage bar! The Dude 8999/9001 HP Blue Lord English 97/100 HP 14/100 Blue-ness --BLUE RAGE--
Eridan 165/700 HP
Blue Godmodder 60/100 HP
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Post by Piono on Sept 7, 2016 20:53:17 GMT
2/3 for Baa Humbug
I nod to The Dude, and the two of us charge towards the Blue Godmodder, The Dude rakes the Blue Godmodder with his claws, and while the Blue Godmodder is busy dealing with "this brainless feathery ***hole" I come up from behind, and launch him into the distance with a gravity hammer.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 7, 2016 21:24:41 GMT
2/3 for Baa Humbug I nod to The Dude, and the two of us charge towards the Blue Godmodder, The Dude rakes the Blue Godmodder with his claws, and while the Blue Godmodder is busy dealing with "this brainless feathery ***hole" I come up from behind, and launch him into the distance with a gravity hammer. Okay, gotta go sleep again! Be back in ~10 hours, again. Sorry... Yeesh! The Blue Godmodder takes substantial damage! The Dude 8999/9001 HP
Blue Lord English 97/100 HP 14/100 Blue-ness --BLUE RAGE--
Eridan 165/700 HP
Blue Godmodder 25/100 HP
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Post by Piono on Sept 7, 2016 22:14:13 GMT
I order the Dude to do a thing, attack whoever has the least health once I finish this action.
3/3 for Baa Humbug. I walk over to Eridan, who, at this point, is sad due to the loss of his lusus. He asks me if he can have just a little bit of money, like all orphans do. But I shall play the Scrooge, and have not yet learned the true spirit of Christmas, blowing him off with a "Baaaaaaa" Wait, what? That wasn't me... I swear, it really was- And then the goat simulator goat busts through the background set piece, flailing it's tongue and head everywhere, latching onto Eridan and proceeding to charge around the battlefield, smashing into all sorts of things, flailing poor Eridan all over the place and into all sorts of things. The Blue Godmodder sees that this is going on and rushes forwards to help the poor abused orphan but Eridan swings around and smashes him forward from behind thanks to the tongue's complete disregard for physics, an the Blue Godmodder tumbles forwards right into the horns of the goat, all three of them becoming a big ball of hurt and tumbling off the stage into a pile of explosives, which finally separates them. By that I mean it blows all three of them to pieces.
Sorry if my actions are wordy, I like typing out these descriptions.
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Post by arbitraryTemplar on Sept 7, 2016 23:38:37 GMT
2/5 sigils. The knight faintly glows with ancient power.
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Post by Con Air on Sept 8, 2016 0:19:34 GMT
I use a huge Rube Goldberg Machine to paint Lord English yellow.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 8, 2016 12:00:19 GMT
I order the Dude to do a thing, attack whoever has the least health once I finish this action. 3/3 for Baa Humbug. I walk over to Eridan, who, at this point, is sad due to the loss of his lusus. He asks me if he can have just a little bit of money, like all orphans do. But I shall play the Scrooge, and have not yet learned the true spirit of Christmas, blowing him off with a "Baaaaaaa" Wait, what? That wasn't me... I swear, it really was- And then the goat simulator goat busts through the background set piece, flailing it's tongue and head everywhere, latching onto Eridan and proceeding to charge around the battlefield, smashing into all sorts of things, flailing poor Eridan all over the place and into all sorts of things. The Blue Godmodder sees that this is going on and rushes forwards to help the poor abused orphan but Eridan swings around and smashes him forward from behind thanks to the tongue's complete disregard for physics, an the Blue Godmodder tumbles forwards right into the horns of the goat, all three of them becoming a big ball of hurt and tumbling off the stage into a pile of explosives, which finally separates them. By that I mean it blows all three of them to pieces. Sorry if my actions are wordy, I like typing out these descriptions. No, that's perfectly fine if they're wordy. Yeesh! That sure was something! Normally that would be extreme, but you DID charge for three posts! The Dude 8999/9001 HP Blue Lord English99/100 HP14/100 Blue-ness --BLUE RAGE--Eridan Ampora-- DED --Blue Godmodder-- DED --2/5 sigils. The knight faintly glows with ancient power. Ooh! Fancy! Lord English feels a powerful attack coming on. He summons Liv Tyler the Bunny [x1], who is quickly converted into Blue Liv Tyler [x1]. Blue Lord English 99/100 HP 14/100 Blue-ness --BLUE RAGE--
Blue Liv Tyler 50/50 HPI use a huge Rube Goldberg Machine to paint Lord English yellow. Lord English is out of Blue Rage! Blue Liv Tyler is converted into Liv Tyler. English is experiencing Blue Hangover!
His max HP is decreased by 5 permanently! The Dude 8999/9001 HP
Lord English 95/95 HP Liv Tyler 50/50 HP
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Post by arbitraryTemplar on Sept 8, 2016 14:57:04 GMT
3/5 sigils. The knight begins audiably chanting. His glowing gradually increases.
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Post by Piono on Sept 8, 2016 17:09:32 GMT
I look at Liv Tyler. It seems we have a mecha bunny among us. Bunnies are prey. I have a predator. The Dude eats the prey.
I am not finished with my antics. I walk up to Lord English and begin smacking him around with a rolled up newspaper. A weapon so strong it even works on First Guardians.
1/5 for Giant Robot Dinosaurs With Freaking Laser Beams
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 8, 2016 17:28:40 GMT
3/5 sigils. The knight begins audiably chanting. His glowing gradually increases. Lord English is curious about your attack. Bring it on! I look at Liv Tyler. It seems we have a mecha bunny among us. Bunnies are prey. I have a predator. The Dude eats the prey. I am not finished with my antics. I walk up to Lord English and begin smacking him around with a rolled up newspaper. A weapon so strong it even works on First Guardians. 1/5 for Giant Robot Dinosaurs With Freaking Laser Beams TACTICAL OMISSION TACTICAL OMISSION TACTICAL OMISSION Read the next post
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Post by Piono on Sept 8, 2016 17:41:50 GMT
Three notes, this is an OOC post. 1. Why does the Dude attacking count as MY action. Aren't entities supposed to attack independently? 2. Why didn't Lord English take damage like he was supposed to. He's still at 95, the same amount he had before I smacked him with the newspaper. Finally: I recommend not having the big bad's health go up permanently. If his health gets restored or buffed, it should be a temporary event that when it ends he comes out of it with less health than he had when it started. The game needs to end eventually and if the big bad can regain health, it never will.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 8, 2016 17:55:44 GMT
Three notes, this is an OOC post. 1. Why does the Dude attacking count as MY action. Aren't entities supposed to attack independently? 2. Why didn't Lord English take damage like he was supposed to. He's still at 95, the same amount he had before I smacked him with the newspaper. Finally: I recommend not having the big bad's health go up permanently. If his health gets restored or buffed, it should be a temporary event that when it ends he comes out of it with less health than he had when it started. The game needs to end eventually and if the big bad can regain health, it never will. Whoops, sorry D: I'll try to fix everything, I'm really sorry, man. John retcons everything!The Dude 8999/9001 HP
Lord English 93/95 HP Liv Tyler -- DED --
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Post by conair on Sept 8, 2016 21:36:04 GMT
I summon a Big Rock Candy Monster to fight Lord English. I then send this horde of robots after Lord English!!!!🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖
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Post by Piono on Sept 8, 2016 22:37:22 GMT
I poke LE in the eye.
2/5 for GRDWFLB
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 9, 2016 8:36:20 GMT
I summon a Big Rock Candy Monster to fight Lord English. I then send this horde of robots after Lord English!!!!🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖 You cast two attacks, meaning that the Big Rock Candy Monster is a mere Medium Rock Candy Monster. He still does some damage, though. The robots are quickly blasted to oblivion. I poke LE in the eye. 2/5 for GRDWFLB Ouch. The Dude 8999/9001 HPRock Candy Monster 200/200 HP
Lord English 91/95 HP
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Post by conair on Sept 9, 2016 13:35:24 GMT
I shoot lord English with a fish gun!!!!🐟🐟🐟🐟🔫
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Post by Piono on Sept 9, 2016 15:21:24 GMT
I RIDE THE DUDE INTO BATTLE and dump a bucket of legos onto LE's head. With luck he'll step on at least some of them.
3/5 for Giant Robot Dinosaurs with Freaking Laser Beams
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Post by arbitraryTemplar on Sept 9, 2016 15:26:33 GMT
4/5 sigils. The knight, though his face is covered by a visor, smirks a little as his chanting and glowing intensifies further.
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