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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 9, 2016 15:48:20 GMT
I shoot lord English with a fish gun!!!!🐟🐟🐟🐟🔫 Yowch, that's gonna hurt, I think. Apparently Lord English hates the smell of fish! He stinks like fish. However, he can't get fished anymore, you'll have to find another way to make him stink more. Keep it up! Con, you can also use your summon, the Rock Candy Monster, to attack. I RIDE THE DUDE INTO BATTLE and dump a bucket of legos onto LE's head. With luck he'll step on at least some of them. 3/5 for Giant Robot Dinosaurs with Freaking Laser Beams Woah, a 2x ATTACK COMBOB! You combine your summon's move with your move! The legos transform into Spiny Shells! Two Spinys emerge from the shells and join you. You're getting quite the army! The Dude levels up. His health is maxed out and increased! 4/5 sigils. The knight, though his face is covered by a visor, smirks a little as his chanting and glowing intensifies further. Wow, the knight is packing a punch! English is almost scared to see the attack. Almost.
The Dude
9091/9091 HPRock Candy Monster
200/200 HP
Spiny [x2]
10/10 HP
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Post by arbitraryTemplar on Sept 9, 2016 17:01:51 GMT
5/5 sigils.
The very foundation of the ground beneath you shivers and trembles as the legendary Black Knight is summoned, resurrected from the dead once more to smite the unjust.
The magic-oriented knight was merely an emissary.
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Post by Piono on Sept 9, 2016 17:08:18 GMT
I cheer for the summoning of the Black Knight, which was awesome.
Then I slap LE with a rotten haunch of ham. Rotten meat stinks pretty bad, and raising LE's meters NEVER does anything bad...
4/5 for Giant Robot Dinosaurs with Freaking Laser Beams
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Post by heyitskane on Sept 9, 2016 18:16:23 GMT
I call for the orbital cannon secretly owned be the illBLUEminati to aim at lord English. 1/10 orbital cannon.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 9, 2016 21:19:26 GMT
5/5 sigils. The very foundation of the ground beneath you shivers and trembles as the legendary Black Knight is summoned, resurrected from the dead once more to smite the unjust. The magic-oriented knight was merely an emissary. Wow, that's sick! BLACK KNIGHT summoned. I cheer for the summoning of the Black Knight, which was awesome. Then I slap LE with a rotten haunch of ham. Rotten meat stinks pretty bad, and raising LE's meters NEVER does anything bad... 4/5 for Giant Robot Dinosaurs with Freaking Laser Beams Good job. Can't wait on the insane GRBDwFLB attack! Your cheering raises the Knight's self-esteems, boosting his attack. I call for the orbital cannon secretly owned be the illBLUEminati to aim at lord English. 1/10 orbital cannon. Cool, that's gonna do a crap ton of blue damage when it hits. The charges are insane, so Lord English summons some lackeys! Crowbar [x1] Clover [x1] Biscuits [x1] Lord English also attacks, de-spining the Spinys! The Felt, or rather 1/5th of The Felt attacks the Rock Candy Monster and damages him, but not too much. Bad luck, bro. As Con isn't really using the Rock Candy Monster to attack, I summon the "Handsome" and "Charming" Bastard to take control until Con steps in. The Rock Candy Monster attacks Biscuits, who hides in his oven for cover.
The Dude
9091/9091 HPRock Candy Monster
170/200 HP
BLACK KNIGHT
50k/50k HP
10/100 S.E.
Lord English 90/95 HP 0.26/1 Stank-O-MeterCrowbar
300/300 HP
7/7 Crowbar
Clover
1/1 HP
∞/∞ Luck
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Post by arbitraryTemplar on Sept 9, 2016 21:21:33 GMT
1/4 turns to re-charge before another spell can be prepared.
Did you really think that was his only trick?
The BLACK KNIGHT moves to attack English's underlings first.
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Post by Piono on Sept 9, 2016 21:46:00 GMT
Actually, GRDWFLB isn't an attack...
It's a summon.
I order the Dude to try and steal Crowbar's crowbar.
And then I begin my summon:
5/5 for Giant Robot Dinosaurs with Freaking Laser Beams
I run back a little bit from the fight and quickly clear out an area using my expertise in explosive weaponry.
Having done that, I quickly place down a beacon.
The beacon sends light flying upwards...
And then a distant, vaguely metallic, roar is heard, and another light rises up in the distance.
And then it stops, and powerful rockets can be heard.
A large shadow flies over the battlefield and slowly descends down to where I put my beacon.
A giant tyrannosaurus rex made entirely out of metal enters the fray, say hello to the CYBERSAURUS
The Cybersaurus has, just like most entities seem to have, a gimmick.
The Cybersaurus's gimmick is that he's made of three parts: The body, the tail, and the head.
The body has the most, but if the body is destroyed the head and tail die too, obviously though, it's pool of health is high enough to avoid having that be a huge concern immediately.
The tail is one of the two additional part, and it's health is much less than the body. What it does is that while the tail is alive, the Cybersaurus gets two attacks instead of just one.
Finally, the head. The head has the same health as the tail, but instead of giving an attack every round, it instead has an associated charge attack. This charge attack gains one charge passively every round (unless already full) and once it has 3 charge, it can be used in addition to the Cybersaurus's regular action. The charge attack is FREAKING LASER BEAMS, and obviously is a method of dealing even more damage.
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Post by heyitskane on Sept 9, 2016 22:17:29 GMT
You see a faint blue glow in the night(?) Sky.
Orbital laser 2/10
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Post by Con Air on Sept 9, 2016 22:32:06 GMT
I smite the person who hijacked my rock candy golem.
I then get the rock candy golem to give me some rock candy, which I then alchemically convert into a boulder that I roll at the godmodder like Indiana Jones.
1/10 Giant Robot Of Doom
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Post by ThreadStuck on Sept 9, 2016 23:11:45 GMT
I use my LAST RESORT point to take over as author of the tread.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 10, 2016 8:52:01 GMT
1/4 turns to re-charge before another spell can be prepared. Did you really think that was his only trick? The BLACK KNIGHT moves to attack English's underlings first. Hehe. Cool. The BLACK KNIGHT clobbers Biscuits until he retreats into his oven. Crowbar is also damaged. Clover is too lucky to be hit. Something has to be done about that luck. Actually, GRDWFLB isn't an attack... It's a summon. I order the Dude to try and steal Crowbar's crowbar. And then I begin my summon: 5/5 for Giant Robot Dinosaurs with Freaking Laser Beams I run back a little bit from the fight and quickly clear out an area using my expertise in explosive weaponry. Having done that, I quickly place down a beacon. The beacon sends light flying upwards... And then a distant, vaguely metallic, roar is heard, and another light rises up in the distance. And then it stops, and powerful rockets can be heard. A large shadow flies over the battlefield and slowly descends down to where I put my beacon. A giant tyrannosaurus rex made entirely out of metal enters the fray, say hello to the CYBERSAURUS The Cybersaurus has, just like most entities seem to have, a gimmick. The Cybersaurus's gimmick is that he's made of three parts: The body, the tail, and the head. The body has the most, but if the body is destroyed the head and tail die too, obviously though, it's pool of health is high enough to avoid having that be a huge concern immediately. The tail is one of the two additional part, and it's health is much less than the body. What it does is that while the tail is alive, the Cybersaurus gets two attacks instead of just one. Finally, the head. The head has the same health as the tail, but instead of giving an attack every round, it instead has an associated charge attack. This charge attack gains one charge passively every round (unless already full) and once it has 3 charge, it can be used in addition to the Cybersaurus's regular action. The charge attack is FREAKING LASER BEAMS, and obviously is a method of dealing even more damage. Amazing. Complicated, but amazing. The Cybersaurus Head, Tail and Body have been summoned! You see a faint blue glow in the night(?) Sky. Orbital laser 2/10 Keep charging. I smite the person who hijacked my rock candy golem. I then get the rock candy golem to give me some rock candy, which I then alchemically convert into a boulder that I roll at the godmodder like Indiana Jones. 1/10 Giant Robot Of Doom The Godmodder is long gone, but the boulder lands on English. He takes some damage. The Rock Candy Monster also attacks English. What did you say? I didn't hear you.  -- STATS --
The Dude
9091/9091 HPRock Candy Monster
170/200 HP
BLACK KNIGHT50k/50k HP10/100 S.E.Cybersaurus Head
4k/4k HP
Cybersaurus Body
20k/20k HP
Cybersaurus Tail
5k/5k HP
Lord English 87/95 HP 0.26/1 Stank-O-MeterCrowbar
250/300 HP
0/7 Crowbar
Clover
1/1 HP
∞/∞ Luck
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Post by ectoBiologist on Sept 10, 2016 12:59:05 GMT
i roll up my ghost busters poster and smack le!
i then use dave sprite's sword to try to kill crowbar.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 15:32:25 GMT
I use the pogohammer to bounce off of LE's head and then I smack him in da face.
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Post by conair on Sept 10, 2016 15:36:49 GMT
I force clover to chant the number 666 out loud 666 times, then decide his head looks like a billard ball.
I get a giant pool cue, then whack his head straight off, then use his head for a jack o lantern, THEN use the Jack o Lantern for a billards ball.
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Post by Piono on Sept 10, 2016 18:37:29 GMT
As a note, you might want to keep track of how much the head's special has charged up.
Anyways, I ride my giant dinosaur to victory!
The Dude assaults crowbar, keeping him distracted, while me and the dinosaur somehow sneak up on him and attack from behind.
The Cybersaurus uses it's second attack to stick a large rocket into the oven that will explode when Biscuits comes out.
1/5 for Apples
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Post by heyitskane on Sept 10, 2016 19:34:20 GMT
An alarm is faintly audible in the distance, and the light glows even brighter. Orbital laser 3/10
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Post by Con Air on Sept 11, 2016 2:33:11 GMT
Forgot.....
2/10 Giant Robot Of Doom
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Post by arbitraryTemplar on Sept 11, 2016 13:38:15 GMT
2/4 turns until a new attack can be prepared.
The BLACK KNIGHT scoffs at these opponents, and proceeds to start attacking Crowbar with a wide-arc swing from his blade.
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Post by Scroomby Goomby on Sept 11, 2016 13:58:25 GMT
I eat a shit-load of cabbage and fart straight into the face of Lord English.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 11, 2016 17:14:36 GMT
i roll up my ghost busters poster and smack le! i then use dave sprite's sword to try to kill crowbar. John? Is that you? Anyways, good luck! You also did two attacks meaning 1/2 damage. Crowbar gets hit, however English dodges! I use the pogohammer to bounce off of LE's head and then I smack him in da face. 2x POGO BOUNCE COMBOB! Head smack! Face smack! English takes a bit of damage. I force clover to chant the number 666 out loud 666 times, then decide his head looks like a billard ball. I get a giant pool cue, then whack his head straight off, then use his head for a jack o lantern, THEN use the Jack o Lantern for a billards ball. Weird, but... okay. However, Clover is too lucky in this state! Something HAS to be done about that luck! As a note, you might want to keep track of how much the head's special has charged up. Anyways, I ride my giant dinosaur to victory! The Dude assaults crowbar, keeping him distracted, while me and the dinosaur somehow sneak up on him and attack from behind. The Cybersaurus uses it's second attack to stick a large rocket into the oven that will explode when Biscuits comes out. 1/5 for Apples Sure thing. Biscuits is probably too stupid to realize there's a bomb, so he's guaranteed to be hit. Crowbar is too intelligent for distractions! However, when he turns around to dodge your and the dinosaur's attack, The Dude smacks him! He drops his crowbar in the process, though, allowing Crowbar to attack! Crowbar's Crowbar stat is recovered! An alarm is faintly audible in the distance, and the light glows even brighter. Orbital laser 3/10 Ominous! Yet cool. Forgot..... 2/10 Giant Robot Of Doom That's okay. 2/4 turns until a new attack can be prepared. The BLACK KNIGHT scoffs at these opponents, and proceeds to start attacking Crowbar with a wide-arc swing from his blade. Yeesh, everyone hates Crowbar! He manages to get a bit of damage through, as he has his crowbar, but he is still attacked. Crowbar doesn't have that much HP left. Biscuits asks Crowbar if he wants to hide with him, but he realizes it's rigged and says no. Clover, however, wants to get in. Due to his amazing luck, the bomb does not go off! Crowbar hides with him. English calls them cowards, and summons Cans and Itchy. Itchy and Clover quickly team up, as Clover is too lucky to be shot and Itchy is too fast. I eat a shit-load of cabbage and fart straight into the face of Lord English. That should increase his stank meter! -- STATS --
The Dude
9091/9091 HPRock Candy Monster
170/200 HP
BLACK KNIGHT49.8k/50k HP10/100 S.E.Cybersaurus Head
4k/4k HP
2/3 CHARGE
Cybersaurus Body
20k/20k HP
Cybersaurus Tail
5k/5k HP
Lord English 83/95 HP 0.67/1 Stank-O-MeterCrowbar [IN OVEN]60/300 HP7/7 CrowbarClover [IN OVEN]1/1 HP∞/∞ LuckBiscuits [IN OVEN]60/100 HP13/13 Stupidity
Cans
1k/1k HP
500/500 Strength
Itchy
20/20 HP
500/500 Speed
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Post by arbitraryTemplar on Sept 11, 2016 17:25:53 GMT
3/4 turns till a new attack starts charging.
The BLACK KNIGHT turns to face Cans, hoping he'll turn out to be more of a challenge, and swings his sword with two hands in an executioner's motion.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2016 17:58:32 GMT
I use ahab's crosshairs to blast LE in the nuts (does he even have nuts?). I start charging my bucket rain attack!
1/4 Bucket Rain.
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Post by Piono on Sept 11, 2016 19:33:46 GMT
Finding it bad enough already that clover was dodging all his own attacks, it's even more annoying if he blocks attacks meant for others! I decide to do something about that.
I walk up to Cans and continually bother him until he punches me, but I angle myself such that instead of punching me into next week, he punches me into the world update! (The bit at the end of each update where you list everything's health)
Before I can be removed by mystical forces of the update terminal, I take Clover's luck stat and flip it turnways.
His luck stat is now 8.
I also take the opportunity to erase and rewrite LE's stankometer as being maxed out.
The Dude will harass felt that try to get out of the oven, the cybersaurus will take advantage of being too big and heavy to be clocked into next week to attack Cans.
2/5 for Apples
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Post by Scroomby Goomby on Sept 11, 2016 22:44:20 GMT
I use dream magic to create an indestructible bowling ball and hand it over to The Dude. It seems like a thing he'd use.
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Post by Piono on Sept 11, 2016 23:23:38 GMT
I use dream magic to create an indestructible bowling ball and hand it over to The Dude. It seems like a thing he'd use. Cool, my pet invisible eagle has an indestructible bowling ball. Now what? /null |
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