|
|
Post by Con Air on Sept 12, 2016 2:23:37 GMT
I slam down a hammer made of hamburgers with actual ham in them on Crowbar. The sheer hamminess makes him turn into a Hamtaro and ham off into the afterlife.
3/10 Giant Robot Of Doom
|
|
|
|
Post by TrickleJest on Sept 12, 2016 6:44:07 GMT
3/4 turns till a new attack starts charging. The BLACK KNIGHT turns to face Cans, hoping he'll turn out to be more of a challenge, and swings his sword with two hands in an executioner's motion. Cans attempts to punch you TWO POSTS AHEAD, but misses. You attempt to kill him, but his massive amount of HP makes it pretty hard. You do, however, damage him. I use ahab's crosshairs to blast LE in the nuts (does he even have nuts?). I start charging my bucket rain attack! 1/4 Bucket Rain. Knowing Hussie's horrible biology, they probably have 12 penises. Yeah, Hussie doesn't know jack shit about that, if you really think about it trolls don't need tits or even genders, but they do "just because". PS: Yes, trolls canonically have breasts, I saw Terezi's, Vriska's and Kanaya's chest stand out in the flash where they face off Gamzee. Finding it bad enough already that clover was dodging all his own attacks, it's even more annoying if he blocks attacks meant for others! I decide to do something about that. I walk up to Cans and continually bother him until he punches me, but I angle myself such that instead of punching me into next week, he punches me into the world update! (The bit at the end of each update where you list everything's health) Before I can be removed by mystical forces of the update terminal, I take Clover's luck stat and flip it turnways. His luck stat is now 8. I also take the opportunity to erase and rewrite LE's stankometer as being maxed out. The Dude will harass felt that try to get out of the oven, the cybersaurus will take advantage of being too big and heavy to be clocked into next week to attack Cans. 2/5 for Apples Smart move, man! Your location is now the WORLD UPDATE.However, since this spot is off-limits, TrickleJest summons World Guardian [x2]. They will only attack you, and you will have to fend off if you want to continue to change the stats!
You are also the only one who can damage them.
Your plan works!
Clover's luck stat becomes 8.
Cybersaurus damages Cans!
The Dude stands outside of the oven waiting for them to get out.
Cybersaurus's head finishes charging!
He unleashes a PULVERIZING BEAM [5x] attack, and destroys Cans!
His head charge is back to zero.
Lord English becomes STINK ENGLISH!
However, this is different from Blue Rage as he is the only one affected.
Until he is defeated he will spray poison fumes on his enemies every turn!
All ally summons take damage.
I use dream magic to create an indestructible bowling ball and hand it over to The Dude. It seems like a thing he'd use. What was that about bowling balls?  I slam down a hammer made of hamburgers with actual ham in them on Crowbar. The sheer hamminess makes him turn into a Hamtaro and ham off into the afterlife. 3/10 Giant Robot Of Doom Hamtaro is too cute for the afterlife! Crowbar becomes Hamtaro, and his weapon becomes a Hambar! (PS: I know explaining jokes is annoying, but did anyone notice that Crowbar had a Crowbar stat? That's because Crowbar sounds like a bar, like an HP bar or something. Yeah, I know, lame joke.) -- STATS --
The Dude
9051/9091 HPRock Candy Monster
150/200 HP
BLACK KNIGHT49k/50k HP10/100 S.E.Cybersaurus Head
3.9k/3.9k HP
FULL CHARGE COMPLETE!
0/3 Charge
Cybersaurus Body
19.9k/19.9k HP
Cybersaurus Tail
4.9k/4.9k HP
Stink English
83/95 HP
1/1 Stank-O-MeterHamtaro
666^6/666^6
A-Fuck-Ton/A-Fuck-Ton Cuteness Clover [IN OVEN]1/1 HP8/8 LuckBiscuits [IN OVEN]60/100 HP13/13 StupidityCans-- DED --Itchy20/20 HP500/500 Speed
WORLD GUARDIAN 100k/100k HP 666/666 Horror WORLD GUARDIAN 500k/500k HP 100/100 Horror |
|
|
|
Post by Piono on Sept 12, 2016 8:00:16 GMT
I look at the world guardians, then look at the newest arrival. I super suplex the first world guardian into hamtaro's health bar, and then piledrive the second world guardian into the first, before dropping rocks on them to prevent them from attacking me.
My entities continue to do battle with the felt.
3/5 for Apples
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2016 9:58:26 GMT
I call forth the army of the internet: the meme army.
I command them to attack THE OVEN and LE. I also keep charging my bucket rain
2/4 Bucket Rain
|
|
|
|
Post by conair on Sept 12, 2016 13:28:33 GMT
I say "RTFM, noob." Suddenly, a giant manual falls on hamtaro, giving him a nasty paper cut and spoiling the game, which amounts to actual spoiled eggs falling into the game, landing on lord English and raising his stank o meter.
4/10 Evil Robot Of Doom
|
|
|
|
Post by arbitraryTemplar on Sept 12, 2016 20:49:05 GMT
4/4 turns completed. A new charge has begun. 1/20 turns to cast.
The BLACK KNIGHT is repulsed by this turn of events and immediately begins swinging at Itchy in such a way that he is intercepted by the blade. He might move fast, but he can't think fast at the same time, right?
|
|
|
|
Post by heyitskane on Sept 13, 2016 13:51:39 GMT
Orbital cannon 4/10
While the cannon charges, I grab itchy's health bar, break it over my knee, and stab him with it.
|
|
|
|
Post by Con Air on Sept 13, 2016 21:45:43 GMT
I summon TrickleJest to update the game.
|
|
|
|
Post by TrickleJest on Sept 14, 2016 16:51:32 GMT
I look at the world guardians, then look at the newest arrival. I super suplex the first world guardian into hamtaro's health bar, and then piledrive the second world guardian into the first, before dropping rocks on them to prevent them from attacking me. My entities continue to do battle with the felt. 3/5 for Apples Woah! Hamtaro's health bar flips from 666^6 to 9^999, which is honestly way worse. Hey, but at least you dealt with those world guardians! However, you're still gonna have to find smart ways to dodge enemies since this is an author-only zone, bro. Trickle summons Red Plumber [x1], Green Plumber [x1] and Penis Shaped Mushroom Man [x]! Your summons battle Itchy, the remaining Felt member who's not in an oven. Unfortunately, he's too fast! Minimal damage was done. I call forth the army of the internet: the meme army. I command them to attack THE OVEN and LE. I also keep charging my bucket rain 2/4 Bucket Rain Woah! The Meme Army is summoned! You summoned Troll [x1], Dramatic Chipmunk [x1] and Bad Luck Brian [x1]. A FemiNazi shows up and yells about how no female memes were summoned, but Bad Luck Brian accidentally falls down on her and they both die. Whoops. I say "RTFM, noob." Suddenly, a giant manual falls on hamtaro, giving him a nasty paper cut and spoiling the game, which amounts to actual spoiled eggs falling into the game, landing on lord English and raising his stank o meter. 4/10 Evil Robot Of Doom Woah! You raised his Stank-o-Meter ABOVE his Stank-o-Meter. Hamtaro finds a loophole in the manual allowing him to gain ultimate power in all of the game! HOLY SHIT! Hamtaro is transformed into Demonhead Hamtaro! However, the loophole opens ANOTHER loophole allowing everyone to manipulate the game in weird ways! Pretty much everything (key words - pretty much) is allowed if it isn't WAY too insane. 4/4 turns completed. A new charge has begun. 1/ 20 turns to cast. The BLACK KNIGHT is repulsed by this turn of events and immediately begins swinging at Itchy in such a way that he is intercepted by the blade. He might move fast, but he can't think fast at the same time, right? Itchy is so fast, that the fabric of Destroy Lord English (already ripped apart by Hamtaro's descension) is completely shredded to pieces! WHAT THE FUCK?! Look at the world update for all the crazy shit that happened! Orbital cannon 4/10 While the cannon charges, I grab itchy's health bar, break it over my knee, and stab him with it. Itchy is slain. Orbital Cannon gains +4 charge points! 8/10 charge. I summon TrickleJest to update the game. It works! Sorry, bro. ALL SUMMONS TAKE DAMAGE DUE TO STINK ENGLISH'S POISON! Demonhead Hamtaro absorbs Stink English's stink! -- STATS --THE DUDE BECOMES A MOOMIN! THE ROCK CANDY MONSTER BECOMES A GIANT FUCKING BOMB THAT GOES OFF IN TEN POSTS AND YOU HAVE TO STOP IT OR SOME SHIT! THE BLACK KNIGHT REMAINS! THE CYBERSAURUS REMAINS! STINK ENGLISH BECOMES... WELL, HE BECOMES LORD ENGLISH. WEIRD. OH, BUT HE HAS HALF HP! AND IF YOU DESTROY HIM, YOU WIN, SO HAMTARO IS STILL HIS MINION. CLOVER BECOMES THE EASTER BUNNY, FIRST GUARDIAN OF MARS! BISCUITS BECOMES A LITERAL FUCKING BISCUIT! THE MEME TEAM FUSES AND BECOMES HARAMBE!
Moomin
9001/9091 HPGFBTGOITPAYHTSIOSS!
1/10 Explodey-Boom-Boom!BLACK KNIGHT48.5k/50k HP10/100 S.E.Cybersaurus Head
3.8k/4k HP
1/3 Charge
Cybersaurus Body
19.8k/20k HP
Cybersaurus Tail
4.8k/5k HP
Harambe 999k/999k 5/100k Dicks
Lord English 50/50 HP
Demonhead Hamtaro
9^999/9^999 HP
A-Fuck-Ton/A-Fuck-Ton Cuteness Easter Bunny [IN OVEN]10k/10k HPBiscuit [IN OVEN]1/1 HP1/10 Ready-NessItchy-- DED --WORLD GUARDIAN -- DED --WORLD GUARDIAN -- DED --Red Plumber
10k/10k HP
50/50 Mustache
23k/23k Wa-Hoo!
Green Plumber
5k/5k HP
100/100 Mustache
23k/23k Death Stare
PSMM
1/1 HP
100k/100k Meme-Tastic Juice |
|
|
|
Post by Piono on Sept 14, 2016 18:08:58 GMT
I look very unimpressed at the new arrivals and banish the mushroom man for being obscene. He doesn't even get the honor of fighting me before he dies.
The plumbers on the other hand... I'll kill them regularly.
I reach down into Hamtaro's healthbar and grab the carats (the little arrow thing) out of it, and throw them, embedding both of them in the eyes of the green plumber, I roll out of the way of the jump of the red plumber, collecting up the [IN OVEN]s, and then smash them down on the red plumber, trapping him inside of the stasis oven, and even scoop up the green plumber if he's still alive, and then dropkick the oven back into the main world so that if they survive this attack, they can't attack me anymore and have to fight the others.
The Cybersaurus and Moomin are both read for this. They both unload large amounts of hurt on the Easter Bunny as it suddenly finds itself unleashed on the battlefield regular.
4/5 for apples
|
|
|
|
Post by Piono on Sept 14, 2016 19:03:36 GMT
A cult? If you're talking about the people who pretend to worship Erelye as their supreme overlord than that's all just a joke, and if you're not talking about that I have no idea what you're talking about. I've also noticed that the wiki is basically the off-time project of two or more of the veteran players, so it's kept up by people who are actively involved, so there's that.
Anyways, you're welcome for the introduction. It's a fun community, even if you don't get involved in the games. And the games are all pretty entertaining too.
/null
|
|
|
|
Post by conair on Sept 14, 2016 21:47:16 GMT
I turn Lord English's health into 420. He gets kicked out of the army, because 420 blaze it, and then actual blazes attracted to MLG things come and scorch Lord English.
5/10 Giant Robot Of Doom
|
|
|
|
Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 14, 2016 23:04:59 GMT
IBLIS CROW APPEARS!
He decides to summon a RLC (Real Life Computer) and suddenly turn everything into homosuck!
|
|
|
|
Post by arbitraryTemplar on Sept 15, 2016 1:46:35 GMT
2/20 turns to absolution.
The BLACK KNIGHT attempts to defuse the bomb by cutting the fuse short.
|
|
|
|
Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 15, 2016 19:29:09 GMT
iblis tells trickle to update right NOW.
|
|
|
|
Post by heyitskane on Sept 16, 2016 10:48:53 GMT
Orbital cannon 9/10
The sheer energy of the cannon terrifies everyone around, and kane raises a shield to protect himself.
|
|
|
|
Post by TrickleJest on Sept 16, 2016 13:05:40 GMT
I look very unimpressed at the new arrivals and banish the mushroom man for being obscene. He doesn't even get the honor of fighting me before he dies. The plumbers on the other hand... I'll kill them regularly. I reach down into Hamtaro's healthbar and grab the carats (the little arrow thing) out of it, and throw them, embedding both of them in the eyes of the green plumber, I roll out of the way of the jump of the red plumber, collecting up the [IN OVEN]s, and then smash them down on the red plumber, trapping him inside of the stasis oven, and even scoop up the green plumber if he's still alive, and then dropkick the oven back into the main world so that if they survive this attack, they can't attack me anymore and have to fight the others. The Cybersaurus and Moomin are both read for this. They both unload large amounts of hurt on the Easter Bunny as it suddenly finds itself unleashed on the battlefield regular. 4/5 for apples The Mushroom Man has been slain. You mess around with the bars and statuses and end up putting the plumber bros into the oven, and releasing the previous contents of the oven too. The Bros suffocate in the oven. You do a bunch of damage to the Bunny who has been released out of the oven! Trickle summons the final wave of World Guardians before the Ultimate Weapon is revealed... THE DUDE'S GHOST (NOW GONE ROGUE) [x1] is summoned! I turn Lord English's health into 420. He gets kicked out of the army, because 420 blaze it, and then actual blazes attracted to MLG things come and scorch Lord English. 5/10 Giant Robot Of Doom He can't be kicked out, he's the leader! Lord English's HP is maxed out to 420. He also takes 20 damage. IBLIS CROW APPEARS! He decides to summon a RLC (Real Life Computer) and suddenly turn everything into homosuck! Since the universe is messed up, nobody turns into Homosuck. Instead, some characters out of Homosuck appear! STUPID BITCH [x1] and ALPHA MALE [x1] are summoned! Unfortunately, they are neither good nor bad, and end up splitting themselves into two parts. And then each part bleeds out to death. Yeah... not a good idea. IBLIS CROW summoned! 2/20 turns to absolution. The BLACK KNIGHT attempts to defuse the bomb by cutting the fuse short. The bomb is defused! However, it turns into ANOTHER BOMB WHICH THIS TIME IS SLIGHTLY SMALLER BUT NOW TAKES FIVE TURNS TO EXPLODE AS OPPOSED TO TEN AND YOU STILL HAVE TO DEFUSE IT OR SOME SHIT. iblis tells trickle to update right NOW. Sorry, school started yesterday. Orbital cannon 9/10 The sheer energy of the cannon terrifies everyone around, and kane raises a shield to protect himself.
-- STATS --
Moomin
9001/9091 HPANOTHER BOMB!
1/5 Explodey-Boom-Boom!BLACK KNIGHT48.5k/50k HP10/100 S.E.Cybersaurus Head
3.8k/4k HP
1/3 Charge
Cybersaurus Body
19.8k/20k HP
Cybersaurus Tail
4.8k/5k HP
Harambe 999k/999k 5/100k Dicks
Iblis Crow
2000/2000 HP
500/500 Cool-Osity
Lord English
400/420 HP
Demonhead Hamtaro
9999/9999 HP
A-Fuck-Ton/A-Fuck-Ton Cuteness
Easter Bunny
9k/10k HPBiscuit
1/1 HP
1/10 Ready-NessRed Plumber
-- DED --
Green Plumber
-- DED --
PSMM
-- DED --
THE DUDE'S GHOST
9001/9001 HP
5 quadrillion/5 quadrillion VENGEANCE |
|
|
|
Post by Piono on Sept 16, 2016 15:52:48 GMT
400 health. RIP us.
Normally I'd complain, but this game has been way too short so far.
Try as I might, I cannot bring myself to harm the Dude's Ghost. He was a loyal friend until the very end, and technically still is.
I also didn't know that him being turned into a Moomin killed The Dude in the process! I shall need to reclaim his body for him somehow...
But as it is, it becomes apparent to me that I can't just keep hiding about in the update terminal. I'm mostly useless up here what with the constant attacks.
I jump out of the update terminal back into the main game, turn, and punt the bomb over into the LE side of the field.
The Cybersaurus and Moomin will attempt to deal with the Easter Bunny.
5/5 for apples... stored because I don't have a good target for it. I'm gonna wait until that laser strike obliterates everything and LE summons some stronger cronies.
|
|
|
|
Post by Piono on Sept 16, 2016 16:06:57 GMT
Those are supposed to be rune markings. If it were fully up to date, this guy'd probably look a fair bit different in a lot of different ways.
Anyways, the character's design was based on an old, crappy Minecraft skin I made, and then that one time twinbuilder was doing art requests, he drew that, so Piono's been my avatar in most places since then. I'm hoping to get either a more up-to-date or in general more avatar-oriented version of this.
|
|
|
|
Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 16, 2016 18:43:01 GMT
Iblis freaks out over the fact that the dude is dead and on LE's side now. i begin setting up a funeral. 1/3 The Dude Funeral.
|
|
|
|
Post by arbitraryTemplar on Sept 16, 2016 18:51:46 GMT
3/20 turns to absolution.
The BLACK KNIGHT becomes clearly frustrated by this nonsense and defuses the next bomb before looking for further ones. If another shows up, he will instead opt to use his sword like a golf club to drive it at L.E.
|
|
|
|
Post by heyitskane on Sept 16, 2016 20:59:31 GMT
Orbital cannon 10/10
The very fabric of the universe ripples as this mighty weapon fires. The very earth crumbles as the beam hits the site of the battle. The battle now takes place on a floating price of debris orbiting what was once earth.
|
|
|
|
Post by conair on Sept 16, 2016 21:51:07 GMT
I chow down on the biscuit and force hamtaro to run in a hamster wheel for the rest of his life.
6/10 Giant Robot Of Doom
|
|
|
|
Post by TrickleJest on Sept 17, 2016 12:09:06 GMT
400 health. RIP us. Normally I'd complain, but this game has been way too short so far. Try as I might, I cannot bring myself to harm the Dude's Ghost. He was a loyal friend until the very end, and technically still is. I also didn't know that him being turned into a Moomin killed The Dude in the process! I shall need to reclaim his body for him somehow... But as it is, it becomes apparent to me that I can't just keep hiding about in the update terminal. I'm mostly useless up here what with the constant attacks. I jump out of the update terminal back into the main game, turn, and punt the bomb over into the LE side of the field. The Cybersaurus and Moomin will attempt to deal with the Easter Bunny. 5/5 for apples... stored because I don't have a good target for it. I'm gonna wait until that laser strike obliterates everything and LE summons some stronger cronies. Suddenly, Mythical Scroll I [x1] appears! "Retrieve the body,
used by the haunt,
if thou reclaims it,
perish it won't.
Betwixt your heart,
and past the mind,
thou shalt get your friend back,
if thou can find."The Dude's Ghost follows you out of the World Update! You kick the bomb into Lord English's side of the battlefield. Your summons attack the Bunny, however, as I said before, he is the First Guardian of Mars and therefore has great powers! He teleports you and your summons to a DREAM BUBBLE! Talk about inconvenient. *Sigh*. The Dude's Ghost follows you there. (If you understood what the poem was referring to, you can find what you're looking for somewhere around here.) Iblis freaks out over the fact that the dude is dead and on LE's side now. i begin setting up a funeral. 1/3 The Dude Funeral. 3/20 turns to absolution. The BLACK KNIGHT becomes clearly frustrated by this nonsense and defuses the next bomb before looking for further ones. If another shows up, he will instead opt to use his sword like a golf club to drive it at L.E. Unfortunately, the Knight finds that the bomb is on the other side of the battlefield. This has quickly changed as English kicks it back to your side. Now, if you could only kick it back without English doing the same... +1 Charge For The Explodey-Boom-Boom Bar Orbital cannon 10/10 The very fabric of the universe ripples as this mighty weapon fires. The very earth crumbles as the beam hits the site of the battle. The battle now takes place on a floating price of debris orbiting what was once earth. Ooh! Your location is now on... Debris? Wait, let me stylize that... your current location is THE METEOROID! Piono is still in his dream bubble, though. Cannon summoned! I chow down on the biscuit and force hamtaro to run in a hamster wheel for the rest of his life. 6/10 Giant Robot Of Doom Con, you always put the most random shit in here, hahahaha. Okay, the Biscuit is down (your stomach), but Hamtaro is just too powerful to be in a hamster wheel! -- STATS --
Moomin <PIONO>
9001/9091 HPANOTHER BOMB! <CON>
2/5 Explodey-Boom-Boom!BLACK KNIGHT <TEMPLAR>48.5k/50k HP10/100 S.E.Cybersaurus Head <PIONO>
3.8k/4k HP
2/3 Charge
Cybersaurus Body <PIONO>
19.8k/20k HP
Cybersaurus Tail <PIONO>
4.8k/5k HP
Harambe <DRAWNIX> 999k/999k 5/100k Dicks
Iblis Crow <SAIL>
2000/2000 HP
500/500 Cool-Osity
ORBITAL CANNON <KANE>
6M/6M HP
Lord English
400/420 HP
Demonhead Hamtaro
9999/9999 HP
A-Fuck-Ton/A-Fuck-Ton Cuteness
Easter Bunny
8k/10k HPBiscuit
-- DED --
THE DUDE'S GHOST
9001/9001 HP
5 quadrillion/5 quadrillion VENGEANCE |
|
|
|
Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 17, 2016 14:08:52 GMT
(( i wanna be mod  )) 2/3 The Dude Funeral i give everyone flowers to use for the funeral. |
|
))