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Post by Piono on Sept 17, 2016 17:42:07 GMT
You know trickle, Destroy the Godmodder already has its own forum site here.Jumping up a forum of your own where things really aren't gonna take off probably isn't the best idea, but whatever. Anyways, back to destroying the LE. Okay, you know what? If The Dude was ever really my friend in the first place, he wouldn't be trying to take vengeance on ME when Itchy was the one who killed him. He's already been avenged, and he's still coming after me, so you know what? I've got a target for my fiver. 5/5 for apples. I grab an apple. "Heads up!" I throw the apple as hard as I can. The Dude's ghost just keeps coming, it's a ghost, an apple can't hurt it, right? WRONG. The Apple smashes into it, knocking it from the sky, and suddenly, it's caught in a stasis field. Immediately, all the trees in the surrounding area are bristling with railguns. Use your imagination as to what happens next. I also have the cybersaurus hold onto its laser beam power for now, there's no point in using it when there's no enemies nearby. 1/10 for MADNESS!!! |
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Post by arbitraryTemplar on Sept 17, 2016 18:09:08 GMT
4/20 turns.
The BLACK KNIGHT is further frustrated by this nonsense and just launches the bomb back towards the nearest non-L.E. enemy.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 17, 2016 18:18:19 GMT
3/3 Funeral.
SURPRISE. THE FUNERAL SITE IS JUST A SET UP FOR A LASER CANNON.
"goodbye, old friend."
The laser cannon shoots The Dude's Ghost, if not, LE.
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Post by Piono on Sept 17, 2016 18:58:26 GMT
Nah, I'm not chewing you out, I'm saying that there is already such a place, so you making a redundant one probably isn't going to work.
You can still try though.
/null
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Post by canidaepsionic on Sept 18, 2016 3:02:05 GMT
i inform lord english he is a stale meme
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Post by arcanecynic on Sept 18, 2016 14:24:10 GMT
i grab my trusty THRIFT SHOP MAGIC SWORD: EGGSCALIBUR and attack the easter bunny.
i also start charging. mayhem 1/9
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 18, 2016 15:17:46 GMT
update, trickle
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 18, 2016 16:00:29 GMT
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 18, 2016 16:14:39 GMT
You know trickle, Destroy the Godmodder already has its own forum site here.Jumping up a forum of your own where things really aren't gonna take off probably isn't the best idea, but whatever. Anyways, back to destroying the LE. Okay, you know what? If The Dude was ever really my friend in the first place, he wouldn't be trying to take vengeance on ME when Itchy was the one who killed him. He's already been avenged, and he's still coming after me, so you know what? I've got a target for my fiver. 5/5 for apples. I grab an apple. "Heads up!" I throw the apple as hard as I can. The Dude's ghost just keeps coming, it's a ghost, an apple can't hurt it, right? WRONG. The Apple smashes into it, knocking it from the sky, and suddenly, it's caught in a stasis field. Immediately, all the trees in the surrounding area are bristling with railguns. Use your imagination as to what happens next. I also have the cybersaurus hold onto its laser beam power for now, there's no point in using it when there's no enemies nearby. 1/10 for MADNESS!!! The Apple smashes into The Dude. The Rail Guns obliterate him a thousand times over. However...
"huh looks like he hasnt gotten what the scrolls mean""Shouldn't you, maybe, you know, try to not be so cryptic?""but its more fun that way""What if it doesn't matter if it's fun? You were given one task, M. Don't screw this up.""okay maybe i screwed up he killed the spirit what do we do now""Look, don't you have time powers or something?""wont you stop existing or some shit if i go back""I've probably stopped existing a million times. Knowing you, you probably go back a million times over just to taste a delicious taco again.""uhhh, fine! this job is so stupid""There's nothing "stupid" about this, we're fixing the universe, M.""dont call me that!"
"Okay, just... listen, drop another scroll down, and be straight with this one.""fiiiiiiiine""Don't screw this up, got it?""dont screw this up blah blah blah im so smart""What did you just say?""uhhhh nothing""Are you going?""yes! bye ill enjoy NOT seeing you"
"Take care. Bye."-- TIME TRAVEL --You aim the Apple at his ghost. However, before you can throw it, Mysterious Scroll II (x1) is summoned! "listen man you probs havent gotten what my last scroll means
i can be quite poetic hehehe
okay so here's what happened
the dude is brainwashed i mean his ghost and you will be brainwashed too if you dont do what you have to do
and that includes not throwing the apple bro
try reading the last scroll again
if you still dont get what it says, basically get his body back
youre in a bubble so that shouldnt be too hard
okay got it
just dont kill him
if dont want to be in a doomed timeline
im not signing this i dont want any unexpected visitors
last time that happened i had to do this job
i mean the job im doing now
this is more of an informal letter than a scroll
anyways do what we say or you die
dont do anything crazy. bye"You're starting to reconsider throwing the Apple. 4/20 turns. The BLACK KNIGHT is further frustrated by this nonsense and just launches the bomb back towards the nearest non-L.E. enemy. The Easter Bunny is too weak to throw it back, and Lord English just doesn't give a crap. The Bunny attempts to disarm it, but fails. It's gonna blow unless he does something! In anxiety, the Bunny hatches Bunny Baby [x12], but they are still too small to go in battle and cannot be harmed. 3/3 Funeral. SURPRISE. THE FUNERAL SITE IS JUST A SET UP FOR A LASER CANNON. "goodbye, old friend." The laser cannon shoots The Dude's Ghost, if not, LE. The Ghost is in the Bubble, so you attack English. Your Cannon gains more attack since the Orbital Cannon is also present. I'M A FIRING MY LASER, BOVWFEMCOXEMWO!!!
English takes some damage. i inform lord english he is a stale meme He is over the whole "bar" thing, that was so one page ago. However, the universe does an acrobatic fucking pirouette and magically increases English's Meme-Tastic Bar by one. i grab my trusty THRIFT SHOP MAGIC SWORD: EGGSCALIBUR and attack the easter bunny. i also start charging. mayhem 1/9 The Bunny craps hatches ten more eggs in pain! -- STATS --
Moomin <PIONO>
9001/9091 HPANOTHER BOMB! <CON>
3/5 Explodey-Boom-Boom!BLACK KNIGHT <TEMPLAR>48.5k/50k HP10/100 S.E.Cybersaurus Head <PIONO>
3.8k/4k HP
CHARGE READY!
Decided to keep charge in.
0/5 Secondary Charge
Cybersaurus Body <PIONO>
19.8k/20k HP
Cybersaurus Tail <PIONO>
4.8k/5k HP
Harambe <DRAWNIX> 999k/999k 5/100k Dicks
Iblis Crow <SAIL>
2000/2000 HP
500/500 Cool-Osity
ORBITAL CANNON <KANE>
6M/6M HPCRAZY CANNON <SAIL>
1M/1M HP
Lord English
380/420 HP
Demonhead Hamtaro
9999/9999 HP
A-Fuck-Ton/A-Fuck-Ton Cuteness
Easter Bunny
8k/10k HP
Baby Bunny (x22) [CANNOT BE ATTACKED YET]
1/10 Age
THE DUDE'S GHOST
9001/9001 HP
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 18, 2016 16:43:19 GMT
i ban LE from COD tournaments, therefore making his HP normal again.
Iblis is attracted by hamtaro's cuteness and starts to ask it if he could get a signature.
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Post by Piono on Sept 18, 2016 18:15:10 GMT
I stare at the scroll in disbelief.
"Wut." How could the absence of the Dude result in me getting brainwashed? I drop bigger, scarier stuff as a regular thing. I look up at the Dude's ghost.
Well, if he's somehow been brainwashed I owe it to him to get him fixed up.
I toss the apple up in the air and by the power of my five post charge it switches places with the Dude's body. I catch the Dude's body, use arcane majyspells to get him back in, and if that doesn't remove the brainwashing, I do it myself.
If there's any charge still available after that, I upgrade the Dude with the railguns.
2/10 for MADNESS!!!
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Greentike
im on time duty so yeah dont bother me
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Post by m on Sept 18, 2016 19:53:21 GMT
I stare at the scroll in disbelief. "Wut." How could the absence of the Dude result in me getting brainwashed? I drop bigger, scarier stuff as a regular thing. I look up at the Dude's ghost. Well, if he's somehow been brainwashed I owe it to him to get him fixed up. I toss the apple up in the air and by the power of my five post charge it switches places with the Dude's body. I catch the Dude's body, use arcane majyspells to get him back in, and if that doesn't remove the brainwashing, I do it myself. If there's any charge still available after that, I upgrade the Dude with the railguns. 2/10 for MADNESS!!!
im not the nicest guy around you know
but that doesnt mean im not the smartest
well im not the smartest
but thats not what im trying to prove here
you need to get both the body and the soul
to combine them and get your bro back
you werent supposed to use your spells
i think
listen, youve gone this far and done all of this shit
and youve been in the alpha timeline all this time
but now i think you failed
im not sure though
this seems like the alpha timeline so maybe you were supposed to screw up
thing is, now you have a flux necro-dude on you
and his soul
you had to combine his soul and his body to bring him back
so your alpha-ness will be ensured
so you wouldnt get brainwashed
so you wouldnt die
so everyone else doesnt die
etc etc etc
anyways im rambling sorry
just get the soul to get your friend back or some shit
try to do it correctly.-.. .. ... - . -. / -... .-. --- --..-- / .. -- / .- -.-. - ..- .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / -... . .. -. --. / .... . .-.. -.. / .... . .-. . / .- --. .- .. -. ... - / -- -.-- / .-- .. .-.. .-.. .-.-.- / . -. --. .-.. .. ... .... / .-.. --- -.-. -.- . -.. / -- . / .- -. -.. / - .... . / --- - .... . .-. / --. ..- -.-- / ..- .--. / ... --- / .-- . / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / . -. ... ..- .-. . / - .... .- - / -.-- --- ..- / --. ..- -.-- ... / ... - .- -.-- / .. -. / - .... . / .- .-.. .--. .... .- / - .. -- . .-.. .. -. . / -.-. --- --.. / .... . / -... . .-.. .. . ...- . ... / - .... .- - / .. -. / - .... . / .- .-.. .--. .... .- / .... . / .-- .. -. ... --..-- / .- -. -.. / .. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / ... - .-. .- -.-- / - --- / .- / -.. --- --- -- . -.. / --- -. . / .... . / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / - --- --- .-.-.- / .... . / .-- .- -. - ... / - --- / .-- .. -. / .- -. -.. / ..-. --- .-. / - .... .- - / . ...- . .-. -.-- - .... .. -. --. / .... .- ... / - --- / -... . / .--. . .-. ..-. . -.-. - .-.-.- / .. / -.-. .- -. / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / - .... .-. --- ..- --. .... / - .. -- . / .- -. -.. / - .... . / --- - .... . .-. / --. ..- -.-- / .... .- ... .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / --.- ..- . ... - .. --- -. .- -... .-.. . / .--. --- .-- . .-. ... .-.-.- / .--- ..- ... - / .-.. .. ... - . -. --..-- / - .-. -.-- / - --- / ... ..- .-. ...- .. ...- . .-.-.- / - .... . / ..-. ..- - ..- .-. . / .. ... / -.. .- .-. -.- --..-- / -... ..- - / .. / -... . .-.. .. . ...- . / .. -. / -.-- --- ..- .-.-.- / ... . . / -.-- --- ..- / ... --- --- -. .-.-.- / .. / .... --- .--. .take care okay
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Post by Piono on Sept 18, 2016 20:07:20 GMT
"That sounds like a load of crap if I'm not allowed to use teleportation to grab the body in all honesty. I retrieved the corpse, just like you asked. Where am I even supposed to go? Am I supposed to just wander around for eternity pursued by an invisible ghost eagle?
Look, I have the body, I have the soul right here in the form of his ghost. Done everything you asked.
Only reason I'm even playing along at this point is because you snapping timelines around gives me a headache. Now if you're not gonna tell me what's so important for me to do, I have an invincible demon to roflstomp."
/null
((In all seriousness, if I'm not given an actual path to try and follow I'm going to default to using any saved up charge I have access to. I do have the body and the soul, so I don't really see the problem))
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Post by Piono on Sept 18, 2016 22:06:55 GMT
I didn't swap the body with the soul ya goof I swapped it with the apple.
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Post by arcanecynic on Sept 19, 2016 9:28:41 GMT
I summon the great chickenMcGolem with his french fries of terror. (You do not want Fries with that).
Mayhem 2/9
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Post by arbitraryTemplar on Sept 19, 2016 16:28:08 GMT
5/20 turns to tap into the lifeforce.
The BLACK KNIGHT looks back at the magiknight for a moment as his summoner starts to have purple/black smoke emanate from him, but turns back towards his enemies as he begins charging his S.E meter...
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 19, 2016 19:54:11 GMT
trickle. up the date, my friendo.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 20, 2016 8:35:21 GMT
Piono recombines the parts of The Dude and brings him back! PS: Piono there's a secret message in m's post... hehe... it's easy to find. Now that The Dude's ghost is gone, and he is back to being normal he re-joins the team! i ban LE from COD tournaments, therefore making his HP normal again. Iblis is attracted by hamtaro's cuteness and starts to ask it if he could get a signature. English doesn't play CoD, that stuff is too juvenile for him. Instead, he plays CoCaD, Call of C*nts and Dicks, the all new game made by... the people who made CoD? You know what - this joke really sucked, English's HP is back to one hundred. Hamtaro punches Iblis and says 'HOW DARE YOU DEFY THE POWER OF HAMTARO'?! However, Iblis regenerates HP and says the same sentence in a mocking-like voice. Hamtaro gets so mad, that he poops out his signature. That's good, you did what you wanted to do.
LEGENDARY ARTIFACT RETRIEVED!
You're not sure why you need the signature, anyways. I summon the great chickenMcGolem with his french fries of terror. (You do not want Fries with that). Mayhem 2/9 CHICKEN MCGOLEM SUMMONED! This sounds so bad, you know, with the whole 'guy-doing-it-with-a-mc-chicken' scandal that happened last week... 5/20 turns to tap into the lifeforce. The BLACK KNIGHT looks back at the magiknight for a moment as his summoner starts to have purple/black smoke emanate from him, but turns back towards his enemies as he begins charging his S.E meter... All of the self esteems! --  --
Is everything going well?
depends on what well means
I mean, did he get the Dude back?
yup
Did you, you know...
put the message in
Shhh! He could hear us.
yes, but i dont know if he got it
Good. Everything is going like we planned.
like HE planned
Shut it!
but we dont want things to do according to plan
Yes, we do!
no because if they do you know what happens right
But if we don't, he will kill us!
he wont kill us he will torture us forever
That's even worse!
i know so we should find a way to stop him
No! We should do things like he says.
fine whatever
Be on the lookout, there are still things we have to fix.
okay
WHEN WILL YOU STOP ARGUING?!
Huh?!
whos there?!-- STATS --
Moomin <PIONO>
9001/9091 HP
The Dude <PIONO>
9001/9001 HPANOTHER BOMB! <CON>
4/5 Explodey-Boom-Boom!BLACK KNIGHT <TEMPLAR>48.5k/50k HP20/100 S.E.Cybersaurus Head <PIONO>
3.8k/4k HP
CHARGE READY!
Decided to keep charge in.
1/5 Secondary Charge
Cybersaurus Body <PIONO>
19.8k/20k HP
Cybersaurus Tail <PIONO>
4.8k/5k HP
Harambe <DRAWNIX> 999k/999k 5/100k Dicks
Iblis Crow <SAIL>
2000/2000 HP
500/500 Cool-Osity
ORBITAL CANNON <KANE>
6M/6M HPCRAZY CANNON <SAIL>
1M/1M HP
Chicken McGolem
8k/8k HP
Lord English
100/100 HP
Demonhead Hamtaro
9999/9999 HP
A-Fuck-Ton/A-Fuck-Ton Cuteness
Easter Bunny
8k/10k HP
Baby Bunny (x22) [CANNOT BE ATTACKED YET]
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Post by arbitraryTemplar on Sept 20, 2016 9:52:31 GMT
6/20.
The BLACK KNIGHT braces for the explosion, regardless of distance.
The magiknight utters something.
"...Soon, it will flow..."
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Post by arcanecynic on Sept 20, 2016 13:52:42 GMT
I level my chickenMcGolem up to lvl.56 it evolves to Kraelr Farmus Cronar, the chickenwinged Beast .
KFC attacks the easter bunny
Mayhem 3/9
EDIT:(as a sidenote read piono's sidenote in the next post)
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Post by Piono on Sept 20, 2016 17:26:33 GMT
I look at the message and nod. Yup, there's more going on here than we initially thought...
But isn't that always how things like this go?
Ah, whatever. I meander around for a bit to see if there's anything particularly interesting in the dream bubble, I think I'm gonna wait for that bomb to go off before I head back.
Also... the Cybersaurus having two charges built up to unleash at the same time sounds FUN.
3/10 for MADNESS!!!
(As a side note, if someone decides to help my charges, it would be greatly appreciated.)
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 20, 2016 19:19:37 GMT
I give piono the X2 CHARGE ROD, which decreases charge time.
on a side note...
i summon Mini-Lord-English.
Iblis uses his Cool-osity to C00L BL4ST LE.
I look at a book and suddenly- oh shiet.
here come...
dat...[/u][/i]
SANESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 22, 2016 10:56:41 GMT
6/20. The BLACK KNIGHT braces for the explosion, regardless of distance. The magiknight utters something. "...Soon, it will flow..." However, instead of exploding, the bomb instead does something... else... UNKNOWN OBJECT SUMMONED. I level my chickenMcGolem up to lvl.56 it evolves to Kraelr Farmus Cronar, the chickenwinged Beast . KFC attacks the easter bunny Mayhem 3/9 EDIT:(as a sidenote read piono's sidenote in the next post) Chicken McGolem > KFC! You tell your beast to attack the Bunny. I look at the message and nod. Yup, there's more going on here than we initially thought... But isn't that always how things like this go? Ah, whatever. I meander around for a bit to see if there's anything particularly interesting in the dream bubble, I think I'm gonna wait for that bomb to go off before I head back. Also... the Cybersaurus having two charges built up to unleash at the same time sounds FUN. 3/10 for MADNESS!!! (As a side note, if someone decides to help my charges, it would be greatly appreciated.) The bomb did not explode. It... changed forms? I give piono the X2 CHARGE ROD, which decreases charge time. on a side note... i summon Mini-Lord-English. Iblis uses his Cool-osity to C00L BL4ST LE. I look at a book and suddenly- oh shiet. here come... dat...SANESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! MOGOLOVONIO TIME! Anyways, SANES summoned. NEW RULE: If summons are not used in three turns, they will decay and die. Sorry, it's just that this is too cluttered. Templar mostly moves with his awesome summon, so he doesn't have to worry about that. Drawnix is busy with school, so I'll protect his summon, too. This only applies if you make a post without using your summon, if you don't post at all the summon will not decay. If you hate this rule, tell me, I can remove it or increase the time. It's just that there are WAY too many summons. -- !!! --
who the hell are you
WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW?
yes thats why i asked fuckass
Stop being so impolite, M!
i told you not to call me that
He hates it we use our real names!
at least use my title
Okay, how is calling you The Messenger better than M? M sounds at least ten times cooler! And saying The Messenger all the time is really exhausting, you know.
exhausting? hahaha you talk all the time im pretty sure two extra words wont hurt
You are so insufferable!
AHEM AHEM!
what?!
YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ARGUE?!
we didnt ask you to come here
M! Stop it! I'm sorry, he's always like this.
and im sorry too shes always like this
Like what?!
like this!
Aaaargh!
LISTEN! JUST SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND! CAN WE PLEASE INTRODUCE OURSELVES?
you already know who i am
You can call me W.
I ASSUME YOURE THE WELDER. AM I RIGHT?
Yes, precisely! How did you know?
I HAVE MY WAYS.
whats your title
THE PILOT.
So we're on a ship? Wait, if you're the pilot, why aren't you piloting it?! We're gonna crash! Holy crap!
CALM DOWN! THAT'S NOT QUITE WHAT I DO.
Then why are you called the pilot?
HE LIKES TO BE VAGUE WITH OUR TITLES. THEY ARENT ALWAYS OBVIOUS. YOU DO NOT ACTUALLY FUSE METALS, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE THE WELDER, AM I CORRECT?
Yes, but... You're... Uhh... You're right.
but im literally the messenger
I KNOW. I SAID THEY ARENT ALWAYS OBVIOUS. ALWAYS IS THE KEY WORD.
then what do you do
I DRIVE THE OPERATION FORWARDS. I PILOT IT, SO TO SPEAK.
oh
I get it! But why did you come to us?
THERES SOMETHING WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT.
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Moomin <PIONO>
9001/9091 HP
The Dude <PIONO>
9001/9001 HP
UNKNOWN OBJECT <!!!>
?/?BLACK KNIGHT <TEMPLAR>48.5k/50k HP20/100 S.E.Cybersaurus Head <PIONO>
3.8k/4k HP
CHARGE READY!
Decided to keep charge in.
2/5 Secondary Charge
Cybersaurus Body <PIONO>
19.8k/20k HP
Cybersaurus Tail <PIONO>
4.8k/5k HP
Harambe <DRAWNIX> 999k/999k 5/100k Dicks
Iblis Crow <SAIL>
2000/2000 HP
500/500 Cool-Osity
ORBITAL CANNON <KANE>
6M/6M HPCRAZY CANNON <SAIL>
1M/1M HP
KFC <ARCANE>
10k/10k HP
SANESSS <SAIL>
1/1 HP
Lord English
100/100 HP
Demonhead Hamtaro
9999/9999 HP
A-Fuck-Ton/A-Fuck-Ton Cuteness
Easter Bunny
7k/10k HP
Baby Bunny (x22) [CANNOT BE ATTACKED YET]
3/10 Age |
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Post by Piono on Sept 22, 2016 15:06:40 GMT
Me and my collection of assorted entities show up on the battlefield announced by a large and over-dramatic explosion.
"Hello everyone! Did you miss us?"
The Moomin and the dude rush forward to create chaos, and the Cybersaurus unleashes his giant freaking laser beams.
This might be a bit harder for the Easter Bunny to deflect than just rockets.
I walk up to Demonhead Hamtaro. Why is this guy still on the field? This is stupid.
I proceed to pimp slap out into the outer circle where he is eaten by horrorterrors that really just do not care at all about cuteness.
56/10 for MADNESS!!!
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 22, 2016 16:35:14 GMT
Me and my collection of assorted entities show up on the battlefield announced by a large and over-dramatic explosion. "Hello everyone! Did you miss us?" The Moomin and the dude rush forward to create chaos, and the Cybersaurus unleashes his giant freaking laser beams. This might be a bit harder for the Easter Bunny to deflect than just rockets. I walk up to Demonhead Hamtaro. Why is this guy still on the field? This is stupid. I proceed to pimp slap out into the outer circle where he is eaten by horrorterrors that really just do not care at all about cuteness. 5/10 for MADNESS!!! (unless trickle is gonna let sailor contribute more than one charge point at a time in which case I'm at 6/10) I'm not a bad guy, so why not? Here, your charge just got +1 point, you're at 6/10 now. All of your charges will now increase at intervals of 2 instead of 1. Also, Sail, since you decided to be a nice guy and stuff, you also get a x2 charge. |
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