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Post by sirblizz98 on Sept 18, 2016 0:32:55 GMT
>Commenciate We begin our story to-day glancing 'pon this massive tower of mystical majesty and aetherial whimsy. What is the deal with this thing, you ask? Why, let me tell you this mighty rosey obelisk is one of those fantastical containers of fairy-tail lore. In that legendary tradition of telltale tower construction, contains a Princess.>Let's zoom in a bit. A most lovely, charming, Princess cajoled safely and securely in the not-quiet-tallest chamber, of what is most certainly the tallest tower. A Princess who->> ...who it seems, is not having a particularly good day.>> No. Not very good at all.
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Superficial
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Post by Superficial on Sept 19, 2016 0:04:58 GMT
> Let down your hair.
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Post by Itsimplyace on Sept 19, 2016 0:17:41 GMT
> Dry your eyes and think about what happened.
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 19, 2016 0:25:30 GMT
>Zoosmell Pooplady
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Post by Scrungus on Sept 19, 2016 14:12:36 GMT
> EY STOP CRYING YA BROAD!
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Post by SpottedBlades on Sept 22, 2016 6:34:26 GMT
> Princess: Turn out to be a prince. Or a dragon. Or a stick of butter.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Sept 22, 2016 14:06:54 GMT
> Princess: Turn out to be a prince. Or a dragon. Or a stick of butter. Yes, you're a prince, but everyone thinks you're a princess and you don't know why.
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Cadorean
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Post by Cadorean on Sept 22, 2016 21:49:37 GMT
Prince(ss): slough off the gender binary and usurp your parents like a good heir apparent
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Post by SpottedBlades on Sept 23, 2016 8:52:59 GMT
> Eat some chocolate. Chocolate cheers up.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Sept 24, 2016 3:38:37 GMT
>EY STOP CRYING YA BROAD! Wow. Rude. Is that anyway to speak to someone in great emotional distress. No I didn't think so. >Head up, buddy. >> Alright, yes, okay... you're done. >Aww, do you need a hug? No.... >> ...yes. >kid level crying, teenage drama crying, existential horrors of life crying, or adult problems crying? It's actually... really stupid... you feel really dumb now, you really should know better, but you can't help yourself... it's... your... birthday.
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NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Sept 24, 2016 3:46:58 GMT
>well happy birthday then
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Post by heyitskane on Sept 24, 2016 4:17:44 GMT
>Gift: inexplicably fall out of the sky and safely into this girl's tower.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Sept 24, 2016 9:32:18 GMT
> How old does that make you?
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Post by origamidragon412 on Sept 24, 2016 16:08:05 GMT
>Shouldn't you be happy on your birthday? what's wrong?
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Sept 24, 2016 16:16:28 GMT
>Shouldn't you be happy on your birthday? what's wrong? Besides, based on the castle you're royalty! Royal Birthdays have extra big birthday cakes!
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 24, 2016 20:43:55 GMT
explain the troubles that are afoot.
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 25, 2016 0:06:01 GMT
>Don pointy hat
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Cadorean
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Post by Cadorean on Sept 25, 2016 9:54:29 GMT
Why is this birthday a warrant for mourning?
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Sept 26, 2016 17:14:38 GMT
> Worried about getting your name?
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Post by Scrungus on Sept 27, 2016 11:08:10 GMT
> Birthdays are dumb, become an atheist and stop celebrating them.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Oct 6, 2016 13:15:27 GMT
>look at it this way, another year not dead, another year of punching death in the nose to assert dominance. Oh yes, very uplifting, you feel the isolated melancholy melting away. >A princess, AND it's your birthday? How terrible! Yes you understand you should be ecstatic, but well... >> ...yeah. >How's the view? You suppose technically it's fantastic, but after sixteen years of the same old thing it gets a little tiresome. >> Just look at it, clouds, sky, the sun... wait is that a bird? Wow, look at that you don't see those everyday. Maybe to-day will be something special after all. >So, anything exciting in the tower? Define exciting, you have an oversized portrait of some guy, is that exciting? Looking wistfully outside the window? No... What about, uhm, you've got some paints, and ooh BOOKS, how about books! >Don pointy hat. Oh please, you haven't worn that since you were like... ten. >> Everyone knows proper mature princesses wear Elegant, fashionable tiaras, like so. >Worried about getting your name? Oh gosh no, you certainly don't need any more names, you've got a name it's... >> ...Cake.
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NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 6, 2016 14:28:12 GMT
>Well hello there Ms.Cake
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Oct 6, 2016 19:06:54 GMT
> What the hell? This cake isn't fit for royalty at all! This is just a plain old regular cake. We need a ROYAL cake, with frosting art depicting wars and battles of your country, with flavor that even the most humble of men would die to get a bite. We need a ROYAL CAKE.
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Post by Sharkalien on Oct 6, 2016 23:11:13 GMT
>Sit on the distasteful cake in disgust
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Oct 7, 2016 15:12:53 GMT
> It is delicious cake and you must eat it.
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