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Post by heyitskane on Oct 7, 2016 15:21:53 GMT
>Try to find ham to go with the cake.
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Post by The One Guy on Oct 7, 2016 15:38:12 GMT
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Post by sirblizz98 on Oct 24, 2016 4:41:18 GMT
>Try to find ham to go with the cake. This does not strike you as a particularly appropriate time for ham. >Cake: Inspect suspicious apparating celebratory dessert. What's suspicious about Cake that spontaneously appears on your birthday? But really, you've given up on parsing this mystery years ago, and decided to, what's the phrase "Not look a gift-pony in the mouth"? >It is delicious cake and you must eat it. With what? Your hands?? Like some sort of peasant??? >> Okay, but anyway... You still don't have any plates though, oh well. >Cake: What if you went to the door, opened it, & walked down the stairs? Is that a thing within the realm of possibility? Door? What door, you don't see any door? Do you see any door? No. No you don't. Just a portrait of some guy. >> Who even is this guy, you don't know. You don't think anyone knows. >Check out your wardrobe. Just a lovely little wardrobe filled with an eclectic assortment of lovely little dresses, not too little though, you're a dignified and proper young lady and you wouldn't be caught dead in something too risque. >> ...or perhaps you would, oh-ho, who knows, this is a special occasion after all. >Take a closer look at that mural, too Oh this? It's a mural of the sky you painted when you were... 12? You were feeling particularly inspired that day, and incorporated some classic motifs. Or... at least... you assume they're classic, you read in a book they were classic.
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Post by cobaltergeist on Oct 24, 2016 8:13:26 GMT
> So if you're 22 years old according to the cake, but you've been in this tower for 16 years... What happened around age 6 that landed you here?
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Post by tronn on Oct 24, 2016 11:04:09 GMT
>Who's the shadow princess?
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Post by telaxius on Oct 25, 2016 0:43:12 GMT
> Demand exit from this prison. You are their monarch, and they are your subjects! They will do as you say!
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Post by gimeurcookie on Oct 25, 2016 2:45:36 GMT
> Yes who is the shadow princess?
> Take down picture of "The big man", it's giving you the creeps.
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Post by Sharkalien on Oct 28, 2016 19:48:51 GMT
>Construct lengthy rope out of bed sheets and little dresses
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Post by sirblizz98 on Oct 31, 2016 10:52:56 GMT
>You must get to the highest level of fashion possible. Wear all the dresses at the same time. This was a mistake Oh... Woe to all who must suffer in the name of fashion .>> You're wearing this now... >you're 22 and still living like a 12 year old. unacceptable. start tying all your things into a rope oh wow rudeYou already tried when you were 17 and going throuhg "I hate everything" phase, you quickly realized you didn't have nearly enought things to reach the bottom... or even remotely part-way down. >So if you're 22 years old according to the cake, but you've been in this tower for 16 years... What happened around age 6 that landed you here? You don't entirely know, all you really recall is that your parents were rather... stressed, about what you don't know, but evidently they found it prudent to send you away to here, not that it really improves the situation. >Who's the shadow princess? It's a bit embarassing actually, you see she was, your er... "imaginary friend" When you were younger you were rather lonely, your parents were very busy doing monarch-y things, and all of the local children your age were... to put it delicately, rather poorly, in more ways than one. >> Not being the most creative of children, you took to imagining your own shadow was another person, remarkably similar to you, and sharing almost all your interests, etc. She was your best friend, and you had many adventures and 'fun-times', and shared all sorts of embarassing and terrible secrets as only a small child can conceive. >Climb into wardrobe and imagine it's a portal to another world. Of course, you did eventually come to accept that she wasn't actually real, and the whole thing was rather silly, but even so, sometimes when your alone and in the dark you sometimes feel like there's someone with you, someone familiar, yet your fairly certain that's just you getting stir-crazy... >> Ohmygoshwhatthehe- >> Now what could that rather terrific crash be all about hmm?
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Post by Sharkalien on Oct 31, 2016 16:14:39 GMT
>Maybe it's a beautiful horse that has come to rescue you
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Post by The One Guy on Oct 31, 2016 19:14:58 GMT
> Cautiously peek out the wardrobe before exiting.
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Post by heyitskane on Oct 31, 2016 20:11:05 GMT
>burst out of the wardrobe with your heartiest war cry
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Post by tronn on Nov 1, 2016 21:28:28 GMT
>It's a dashing horse riding on a magical prince come to rescue you
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Post by sirblizz98 on Nov 13, 2016 9:22:50 GMT
>Gently say hi to your friend. If there's no one here, than you don't have to worry about being embarrassed by anyone hearing it! >> ...Right.... >Maybe it's a beautiful horse that has come to rescue you >It's a dashing horse riding on a magical prince come to rescue you Oh yes, that certainly sounds plausible.>Get out of there and see what fell. Hope to all that is good it wasn't your special horse statue. Ohmygoodnes not your- wait. You don't own a special horse statue... you don't think you even own a regular horse statue. In fact, I dare say, I don't she's seen a single horse statue her entire life. I'm not convinced they exist.>Cautiously peek out the wardrobe before exiting. ... Ohmygoodness- >> There's a mysterious... person? in your room and you don't know how to deal with that. Oh gosh.
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Post by coffee on Nov 13, 2016 14:08:59 GMT
> Summon a sword from your blood and attack the being .
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Post by Sharkalien on Nov 13, 2016 14:45:10 GMT
>Call medieval 911
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Post by tronn on Nov 14, 2016 5:18:19 GMT
>Tell him that this wardrobe is occupied, please move on.
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Post by Savior of the Meming Dead on Nov 14, 2016 5:26:47 GMT
> Shut the wardrobe.
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Post by eerr on Nov 14, 2016 8:15:00 GMT
>It's you from the future come to save yourself.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Dec 20, 2016 2:49:47 GMT
>Hide those bright red lines next to your head so that they don't attract attention. >Summon a sword from your blood and attack the being. You're pretty certain you can't actually do that. >Can you recall any similar crashes in your time here? Well actually, now that you mention it there was just yesterday... >> And also... uh, the week before, and two days before that... and... >Keep observing to see what they do. They're just sort of... moving around. They seem confused, they were probably expecting someone. >Girl, i think you're missing something major abut this situation. Whoever tht guy is, whatever they want... it's something from /outside/ this stupid tower. A chance to get out ! even if just for a few moments. Oh goodness you're right. Well then sirs what's the plan.>Kick open door, wield nearest thing threateningly, scream incoherently. Then the problem will solve itself. >Hey wait a minute... Was there always a door there??
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 20, 2016 3:12:19 GMT
>Shake the smurf until he answers!!
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Post by Curris on Dec 20, 2016 4:04:56 GMT
This is a delightful adventure, and the artwork is charming and beautiful!
Be a proper noble! Be courteous and offer that goblin some tea. OMG he's adorable and can fit into all of your dolls clothing!
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Post by venchi on Dec 20, 2016 7:04:36 GMT
Show off your platypus painting
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