randomwriter
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Post by randomwriter on Apr 16, 2019 13:05:57 GMT
>Gil, flip a coin to decide which way you’re going.
>Sister Embers, randomly choose a direction. Clearly you’re the best at this “directions stuff.” Look for a big building or something important.
>Acolyte, just ask Alpha and Beta about Numeralia, see if there’s a map.
>Frankie, it might be a good idea to inform Gil or Acolyte about the boys in blue being here.
>Jones, put two and two together to make four. Seriously though, it’s pretty clear Del had something to do with Sigma suddenly being able to go.
>Sigma, run diagnostics.
>Jamie, somehow discover the magnificent man is on Numeralia, aka the perfect place for astronomy. Prepare another spacey side quest that could be really helpful from that height.
>Hal, begin deep introspection and philosophical thought on your golem brethren.
>Rick, be the perfect test subject for EVERYTHING! Hover boots? Bouncy gels? Swords that shoot lasers? Swords that are just tesla coils with a handle? A battlesuit? Heck yes. All of it.
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Post by spinydoughnut33 on Apr 16, 2019 14:39:11 GMT
> Gil: So, is Numeralia like Atlantis or something? It it a really big deal that you’re here? Or is it just like really fancy?
> Embers: Regardless of your expectations, be underwhelmed.
> Alpha & Beta: Take us to your god.
> Surface Dwellers: Collapse from oxygen deprivation.
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ten11
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Post by ten11 on Apr 17, 2019 3:36:36 GMT
>Start with the house right next to you.
>Also, try to casually ask Alpha and Beta about that Logic god person. Probably don't want to tip them off that that's who we're actually here to see. Hopefully Truth called ahead.
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Post by Jamies on Apr 17, 2019 7:21:50 GMT
So is the 'missing' Jamie the one we've already met? Any point asking the God of Luck what the odds of that being are?
Perhaps a good place to start would be some refreshments? Maybe the Numeralians have something for drying clothes.
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Post by Husad. on Jun 2, 2019 2:26:19 GMT
I'd like to see a rogue or unethical numeralian that's been practicing industrialized murder being thwarted by our heroes.
>Surface Dwellers: Suffer Altitude sickness.
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Post by tailortf on Jun 6, 2019 8:30:10 GMT
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Acolyte: I mean...where would you even start? Acolyte: Look at this place! It's huge! Acolyte: Look, there's even more over on this side! All up in the air! Acolyte: Jeez, I'm getting a little lightheaded just thinking about it. Gil: Yeah, me too. I think the air around here is thinner or something. Sister Embers: It is simply a city, acolyte. Sister Embers: Yes, quite a large and...floating...one, but a city nonetheless. Sister Embers: Do not lose sight of our mission, for it is the only thing that matters. Gil: Yeah, I'm with Embers for once, I'm not impressed. Gil: They WANT you to be impressed, I can feel it. Gil: That's why they give you the big speech at the start, you know. To impress you? Gil: Well I'm not falling for it. Gil: Let's just find this God of Logic in whatever form it takes, get the info we need, then get back on the ground. Acolyte: Alright, alright, fine. Acolyte: Man, you guys really have no appreciation for beauty. Gil: Whatever. The only thing in the world that needs to be admired is me. Everything else is for chumps. Gil: So, Embers, got a plan? Seeing as you ARE team leader, I guess. Sister Embers: Naturally. I have already spoken to our guides on this journey and they have assured me they will take us to our destination. Gil: Really? Huh, I was just kidding. Gil: Alright, let's go chat up some nerds.
>Alpha & Beta: Take us to your god.
Alpha: Welcome to Numeralia, Sector 3, Habitation Block Alpha-3. I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoy my life here. Sister Embers: Yes, thank you. It is certainly an...interesting place. Sister Embers: Now then, about our agreement. I recognize that you may have misunderstood what I requested- Alpha: Not at all. A visit to the seat of Logic is quite common in Numeralia. Alpha: In fact, all Numeralians are encouraged to attend at least once in their lifespans. Sister Embers: ...is that so? Beta: Very much so! Alpha here has already attended and he says it was quite an experience. Alpha: Correct. However, I am not at liberty to discuss it with others for fear of spoiling their experience. Beta: Naturally. Alpha: I have already reserved a place in the queue for your group while my domicile was connecting to the central power grid. Alpha: By my estimate, your attendance will take place in roughly 453 days and 4 hours, barring unexpected circumstances. Acolyte: What?! Gil: Hah. Nice work, Embers. Great plan there. Beta: Yes indeed. You are very fortunate! I've reserved my place in line nearly 2 years ago and am still a year away! Alpha: I understood that our guests were in a hurry, so I requested an express meeting, yes. Acolyte: Sister Embers, we can't wait that long! Acolyte: The window for summoning Lord Argaleth is going to close in less than a year from now! Acolyte: And without Brother Chalk, who knows when we'll get another chance to- Sister Embers: I understand that, acolyte! Sister Embers: ...Alpha. I thank you for what you have done for us. However, we require an even earlier audience. Is that possible? Alpha: Everything is possible in the correct context. Sister Embers: Yes, of course. But is it possible right now? Alpha: Very well. There is no established precedent for this, so I shall have to defer to a higher authority. Alpha: The Project Manager is going to be present at the annual progress report for this sector today. Alpha: If you speak to him, it is possible he will grant you express permission. Sister Embers: Excellent. Take us there. Alpha: I am currently occupied. I must report my findings from the surface to Automaton Manufacturing and then look over my team's presentation for the annual progress report. Alpha: I will meet you there. For the time being, Beta will assist you in any way possible. Beta: Of course! We do not have many guests here in Numeralia, but we treat them all with the highest respect. Beta: Would you like a guided tour of Numeralia's many incredible features? Beta: I am certain you would find them interesting. Gil: Hah, right. A "guided tour"? No thanks. Gil: I've been living in cities my whole life, I know what's what. Gil: Come on, guys, let's go. Beta: Very well. If you are in need of information, please refer to me. Gil: Sure.
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Gil: Please. A guided tour? Gil: Who in their right minds would be lame enough to actually go on-
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Gil: WAIT A MINUTE! Gil: I KNOW THIS! Gil: I don't know how or why, but me saying that just brought them here, didn't it?! Gil: Those idiots! Gil: Every time I say something like that, they always show up! Gil: Don't do it, you hear me?! Don't you dare make them come here! Acolyte: You really worry me sometimes, man. Gil: I SWEAR TO EVERY GOD I KNOW IF YOU BRING THEM HERE I'LL-
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Sigma: -guided tour of Numeralia's many incredible features? Sigma: I'm certain you would find them interesting. Sigma: I know I wanted to go directly to the Legislative Hall, but I'm just so excited to be home again and to tell you guys all about it! Jones: Well hey, why not? Jones: We've got some time to make ourselves known before we go talk to whoever's in charge around here. Jones: Schmooze with the local populace and all, represent the Church. Rick: Great! Rick: Francine told me that schmoozing is like 90% of all political missions, so that'd be perfect. Jones: Really? Well, that's more advice than she ever gave ME about this, but sure, good. Sigma: Excellent! Then let us begin.
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Sigma: 3 centuries ago, the surface world was completely different from the way it is now. Sigma: Instead of appreciating technology, science, and progress, these things were rejected and even punished! Sigma: Many scientists had to practice their craft in secret or face scrutiny from their peers. Sigma: Until one day, a secret organization of people of all sciences received a divine call from up above. Sigma: A message that filled their minds with the promise of a safe haven for all who wished to work in peace: Numeralia! Sigma: 352 years ago, that dream came true as a result of their tireless work, and the first version of Numeralia rose above the clouds, where it has soared ever since, as depicted in the mural you see on your left. Sigma: A true testament to what can be achieved through the mind and power of man and man alone.
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Jones: Wait, didn't you say they got a "divine call" to build this place? Jones: How can it be just man alone, then? Jones: Presumably some kind of god was involved. Sigma: Well, that is- Sigma: Hmm. Sigma: You know, that IS quite strange. Sigma: Oh well. Perhaps my tour program is outdated or corrupted. Sigma: It HAS been a while since my last diagnostic. I'll run one later. Rick: Nice mural, though. Sigma: Very much so! Sigma: This is a fine example of the few pieces of Numeralian art that have ever been created. Rick: You guys don't have art? Well, how come? Sigma: Science is our art! Sigma: That, and most forms of art was deemed an unnecessary distraction quite some time ago. Sigma: There is simply no room for them in an average Numeralian's busy schedule. Jones: Aren't you a culture scientist? Jones: Or, like, you study society or something? Sigma: Well, research is a different topic altogether. Sigma: Observation of the culture of others is very helpful for creating a better understanding of the world! Rick: Yeah, I guess so. Rick: Seems a little sad is all.
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Beta: I don't see how it's sad at all. Beta: If anything, I would say it is quite wonderful. Gil: Yeah, well, I don't know if I'd call working all day, every day, for the rest of my life, "wonderful" exactly. Gil: More like "living hell". Beta: Not at all! We believe that as humans, our purpose is to work towards improving both ourselves and the rest of the world. Beta: A being capable of work must work. It is the most logical approach. Gil: Yeah, I've heard people say stuff like that before. Gil: Always makes my skin crawl. Gil: Especially since it's usually the boss saying that to a bunch of underpaid schmucks. Beta: Well, there is no need to worry. Beta: Numeralia is a completely democratic nation! Beta: Every citizen works, and every citizen is rewarded accordingly with all the benefits Numeralia has to offer. Gil: So...no money, then? Beta: Cash exchange is an outdated concept which emphasizes the relative importance of a single individual's work. Beta: We have dispensed with that idea - every citizen of Numeralia is equally productive and equally important, so there is really no necessity for it. Gil: Oh, well this just keeps getting better and better. Beta: Thank you! Beta: For more information on Numeralian accomplishments, I suggest you visit one of our many beautiful landmarks and/or parks.
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Rick: Huh. You know, these lemon trees are like the kind we have back home in Stonekey. Sigma: Of course! Numeralia and the Church of Truth have been part of an exchange program for decades. Sigma: We send you goods, technology, and scientists, and the Church provides us with the necessities that Numeralia has not yet mastered. Sigma: Many of our artificial orchards are grown from Church-donated specimens. Rick: Cool. Rick: It IS nice in here, even if it is just a place for farming. Sigma: It's very serene, yes. Sigma: I often used to rest here to rejuvenate myself between projects back in the day. Rick: So...are you going to stay, then? Rick: Since you're already here and all. Sigma: I didn't really think about that. Sigma: ...I guess I will. Huh. I'll admit, I never really thought it would happen, but I guess I really am home again. Sigma: I will send my letter of resignation to Captain MacLarren down with you, if you do not mind. Rick: Sure. Rick: I mean, I couldn't really see myself staying here instead of the Church. Rick: But I guess for you this place is like the Church is for me. Rick: I respect that.
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Jones: Alright, guys, let's go. Rick: Uh- Jones: Don't ask. Just...just don't. Rick: You know I have to. Rick: What's with the lemons? Don't the Numeralians...need those? Jones: Dude, you should've gone further in with us! Jones: There's a room that's the size of, like, our entire street! Jones: Just for growing lemons! Jones: I asked about it and the gardener just said to take as many as I want, no charge or anything! Rick: Why did you take so many? Jones: I don't know, I couldn't help myself! Rick: What are you going to do with so many lemons anyway?! Rick: Actually, what do YOU guys even do with so many lemons anyway? Sigma: I'm glad you asked! Sigma: The lemon is a very versatile plant and a vital part of Numeralian diet. Sigma: The primary use is, of course, during refreshment as a healthy source of vitamin C.
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Beta: Other uses for lemon include- Sister Embers: Yes, well, that is all well and good. Sister Embers: Hm. Sister Embers: I did not imagine that Numeralians would have time to stand here and simply drink water. Sister Embers: You appear quite a busy people. Beta: Oh yes, we are! All the time! Beta: However, we are taught that social interaction is also an important aspect of life. Beta: Lack of proper interaction with your peers may lead to becoming withdrawn, depressed, and less willing to collaborate on essential projects. Beta: Which is quite unfortunate, as in Numeralia, all projects are essential. Sister Embers: What topics do you speak of? Beta: Anything, really. Beta: Most of the time we simply exchange information about our latest projects. Beta: We could simply add it into the network - and we do - but it is also important to communicate in other ways. Beta: We may look quite similar at times, but we are taught that through social interaction, we discover the small differences that create true genius. Sister Embers: That is quite profound. Beta: Thank you! Beta: That is a quote from the preamble to the "Social Interaction" section of our guidelines. Beta: The Founders were excellent writers. Sister Embers: Ah. Of course.
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Sister Embers: I DID notice a curiously high number of resemblances around here. Sister Embers: Although it is far from me to be interested in the business of heretics, I find myself wanting an explanation. Beta: Well, that's quite simple! Beta: This particular trait of Numeralia is the result of the Founders' greatest invention.
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Sigma: You see, the Founders were all quite aged by the time Numeralia truly started to show promise. Sigma: So, in order to continue their work, they came up with a brilliant solution that ensured the Numeralian Project's perpetuity and preserved their genius at the same time. Rick: I'm not sure I understand. Sigma: Yes, I guess it's a little difficult to explain if you didn't grow up knowing it. Sigma: Here, why don't I just show you? Jones: I'm getting a weird vibe here, man. All these tanks are giving off some super strange energies. Jones: Are we sure we're allowed to be in here, Sigma? Jones: This place looks pretty staff-only. Sigma: Of course! Every door is open in Numeralia. It isn't as if anyone would want to be anywhere besides where they are supposed to. Sigma: Ah, here we are, this one appears to be nearly finished. Sigma: Let me just open it up.
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Sigma: Ah, here we are. Progressing quite well, I believe. Rick: Whoah! What the heck?! Jones: Is...is that a copy of you? Sigma: No, no, of course not. Sigma: It is a copy of Founder Sigma, just as I am. Sigma: Before they passed away, all the Founders took samples of their genetic information. Sigma: Thus, we are capable of creating new Numeralians all physically identical to the Founders! Sigma: Of course, for safety purposes they are kept artifically sedated in here for their growth period. Sigma: As their growth concludes, their interfaces are attached and filled with all the information vital to a productive member of Numeralia. Sigma: Looks like this one is almost finished.
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Sigma: This has many advantages! Sigma: Besides removing the trouble of child birth and care, it also removes the need for education! Sigma: All Numeralians are born with the information of the network already being a part of them! Sigma: This particular increase in efficiency is a large part of how Numeralia became as advanced as it is today.
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Sigma: And...ta-da! A brand new Sigma, ready to face the world! New Sigma: Sigma-2-30-4539 information injection completed. Reporting for duty. Proceeding to domicile registration. Sigma: Hello! Now that you've been born, is there anything you'd like to say to our honored guests? New Sigma: Honored guests. Welcome to Numeralia, Sector 3, Growth Block Sigma. I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoy my life here. New Sigma: Now resuming proceeding to domicile registration. Sigma: Ah, yes, I do recall that developing social skills still takes some time. Sigma: It certainly did for me. Sigma: Neat, huh?
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Rick: Uh...Jones? Rick: Remember when you told me about where babies come from? Jones: ...yeah, maybe just forget all that. Jones: Apparently I'm not the expert on the subject I thought I was.
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Announcer: Due to potentially dangerous weather conditions, the Standard Operating Height of all domiciles has been temporarily increased to 2200m. Please readjust your automatic piloting settings accordingly. Announcer: The Annual Progress Report for Sector 3 will begin at 10:00 hours. All Sector 3 teams who have entered their projects into the list are to proceed to Conference Hall 3 at their earliest convenience. Announcer: We are currently experiencing intermittent power outages. All resident of Habitation Blocks Alpha through Gamma are advised to enable their domiciles' autonomous power generators as a safety precaution. Announcer: This concludes the morning announcements for Sector 3. Have a safe and productive day.
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Jones: Ugh, I think I see those cult pricks in the blue section. Jones: How the hell did they- Jones: No, don't think about it. Focus on the mission. Rick: So...we'll be able to talk to the person in charge after this? Rick: About getting help for Greysoil and stuff? Sigma: Yes, of course. Sigma: The Project Manager is usually quite receptive to people's claims, if I recall correctly. Sigma: Hm, I've never been to a progress report in Sector 3 before. Sigma: Their chairs are nicer than my sector's.
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Gamma: Good morning, everyone. I am Gamma-6-32-0809. Gamma: As you can see, I have been selected to be the speaker for today's conference. Gamma: Now, I'm certain that we all have projects that we wish to get back to, so let us begin without further interruptions. Gamma: For our opening words, please welcome, as always, our most accomplished Project Manager - Founder Alpha.
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Acolyte: Wait, that's THE Founder Alpha? Like, from the scryer message? Acolyte: Shouldn't he be, like, crazy old by now? Gil: I mean, he IS crazy old, kid, look at him. Acolyte: No, but I mean even older than that still. That's incredible. Beta: It is highly credible in Numeralia! Beta: Life extension is a highly developed branch of Numeralian science. Beta: All to help our Project Manager, of course. Gil: "Help", right. Look at the poor guy. Gil: Just let the man die with dignity already. Beta: I do not see the issue here. Beta: Founder Alpha is perfectly capable of performing his duties, even after over 3 centuries of work. Beta: I think that is commendable. Gil: Ugh.
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Founder Alpha: *cough* *cough* Founder Alpha: Ah, yes. Good morning, everyone. Founder Alpha: Well, quite a turnout today. I don't believe I've ever seen so many students in here. Founder Alpha: I am happy to see that the recent series of inquiries by the Church Inquisition has not deterred anyone from attending. Founder Alpha: As always, before we begin, these lectures are sworn to absolute secrecy by the code of Logic. Please do not use anyone's real names, not even if you know them personally. The best way to conceal information is to not have it in the first place. Everybody understand that? Alright, good. Founder Alpha: Now then, onto today's topic. Founder Alpha: I'm certain that many of you may have heard of Researcher Theta's discovery of a certain quality of objects we have dubbed "electricity". Founder Alpha: But what IS this power exactly? And how may we use it to further benefit mankind? Founder Alpha: Well, let me begin by explaining-
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Founder Alpha: Hmm? Founder Alpha: What? Is that so? Since when? Founder Alpha: Well, alright then. Founder Alpha: Ahem. Founder Alpha: My apologies. Founder Alpha: Fellow Numeralians, I welcome you to Sector 3's 249th Annual Progress Report. Founder Alpha: Now, we have many exciting projects and developments to see today, so let us begin.
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Acolyte: ...huh. Acolyte: You know, when he was younger he seemed a lot more... Gil: Lucid? Gil: Sane? Gil: Aware of his surroundings for even a goddamn second? Acolyte: I was going to say "present". Beta: Yes, that is an unfortunate factor. Beta: One of the few things Numeralian science has been unable to preserve fully is the brain. Beta: Thus, over the centuries, Founder Alpha's faculties have somewhat degraded. Beta: However, he is still quite brilliant. In his own way. Gil: Well, I don't see how "brilliant" it is to listen to a crazy old man who-
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Gamma: Er...excuse me, but I must interrupt for a moment. Gamma: I have been informed that we have individuals of a non-Numeralian origin present at today's report. Gamma: Six of them, to be precise. Seats Red-524, 525, and 624, and Blue-434, 435, and 436. Gamma: There is no precedent for this type of event, so I must defer to a higher authority. Gamma: Founder Alpha?
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Founder Alpha: Well, well. Good eye, speaker. Founder Alpha: I would've spotted them myself, but I think I have the saturation turned down too low on these babies today. Founder Alpha: Everything's all washed out. Founder Alpha: Well, it's no matter. We welcome seekers of knowledge here, even if they're from- Founder Alpha: Uh... Founder Alpha: Hm. Founder Alpha: Th- the other place. The one that isn't Numeralia. Founder Alpha: Anyone know what I mean? Ah, whatever. Founder Alpha: Stand up and introduce yourself, folks, don't be shy. Gamma: Yes, of course. Gamma: We do not have many guests here in Numeralia, but we treat them all with the highest respect. Gamma: It would be appreciated if the leader of your group was to stand up and explain who you are and why you are here.
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Post by powerfulPlutonium on Jun 6, 2019 16:10:21 GMT
>Sister Embers: Yeah it's pretty much gotta be you to stand up. Visitors here to see the Seat of Logic, like Alpha said earlier. I get the feeling these folks won't like the word 'god'
>Rick: You are here ON A MISSION FOR HOLY JUSTICE! THE PEOPLE OF GREYSOIL WILL SUFFER NO LONGER! IF THE NUMERAILIANS ARE CAPABLE OF ASSISTING, THEN BY THE GODS THEY SHALL!!!
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Post by spinydoughnut33 on Jun 6, 2019 20:39:19 GMT
Rick & Embers: Stand up. You are clearly the leader here, and you have very important business concerning your god. These heretics need to hear what you have to say.
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ten11
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Post by ten11 on Jun 8, 2019 1:19:26 GMT
>Acolyte: Calmly explain that you're actually two completely separate groups of people here for different reasons, well the other group is kind of trying to capture you for things which weren't really crimes but the other group thinks they were, well mostly just 1 person in the other group, but besides all that though they're probably here for a different reason, since you didn't even know they were coming, and you were actually here because you're part of this cult they probably haven't heard of, based around the Ggod Argaleth, who apparently doesn't exist, so you just want to talk to Logic and ask what's up with that, and get some straight answers, but you need to do it quickly, so you want to ask the Founder if you could have an Express meeting.
>Gil: Just walk up to the Founder and tell him you're the leader.
>Jones: eat a lemon.
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Post by Sorry Gil on Jun 9, 2019 8:12:27 GMT
That was a nicely scripted section of switching scenes. Much better than a montage. Those things tend not to have a good narrative flow.
Does Gamma need his interface diagnosed? Sigma is of Numeralian Origin. Rude.
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Post by Hector? on Jun 16, 2019 4:08:25 GMT
So does Numeralia have a Hector's as well?
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randomwriter
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Post by randomwriter on Jun 17, 2019 23:11:20 GMT
>Hal, begin emergency lemon juggling protocols. You have been waiting ages for this.
>Embers and Rick, stand at the same time to speak.
>Gil, scam- er, convince the numeralians everyone here is good friends and all are here to just do good things
>Sigma, greet your cult friends! How exciting that they're here too.
>Also Sigma, teach acolyte how to use his scryer. And give him the guided tour if he hasn't had it.
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Post by tailortf on Aug 21, 2019 13:38:20 GMT
>Sister Embers: Yeah, it's pretty much gotta be you to stand up.
Sister Embers: Greetings. I am Sister Embers. Sister Embers: My group has travelled far and braved many dangers to come here. Sister Embers: However, as we are both people who value brevity, I will get to the point. Sister Embers: We seek an audience with you. Sister Embers: We have been told-
>Rick: Stand up. You're clearly the leader here.
Rick: -told that you can help us. Rick: Well, not you specifically, but just people in charge, so. Rick: In any case, we are here on behalf of the Church of Truth to ask you for help with something. Rick: If you would have us, I would gladly explain the nature of the problem.
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Sister Embers: Yes, we have faced many trials, but now we are here and we demand- Rick: -we REQUEST to speak to you, as we are certain- Sister Embers: -your wisdom will surely show you that the correct people to help- Rick: -are the ones who AREN'T HERETICS and are also here with a righteous cause! Sister Embers: The righteous cause to save the world and- Rick: -help people in need! Which is far more specific and better than some generic "save the world" thing, so nyeh!
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Rick: In any case- Sister Embers: What we want to say is- Rick: We would- Sister Embers: Like to- Rick: Speak to you- Sister Embers: RIGHT- Rick: NOW!
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Gamma: Sir? Founder Alpha: AHH! CODE BLUE! Founder Alpha: INTRUDER ALERT! EVERYONE BURN ALL YOUR DOCUMENTS, QUICK- oh.
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Founder Alpha: Excuse me, must've gotten lost in thought for a minute there. Founder Alpha: Now then. Founder Alpha: Friends from the surface! Founder Alpha: I have listened to your...somewhat confusing explanation, and I will be glad to help. Founder Alpha: However, my duties as Project Manager must always take priority. Founder Alpha: Thus, I will be glad to discuss any topics after the conference is over. Founder Alpha: For the time being, I invite your group to take the seats of honor.
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Founder Alpha: Yes, yes, right there in the front. Founder Alpha: Thank you very much for your cooperation. Founder Alpha: It'll only be a little while. Founder Alpha: Now, our first speaker...
>And so they waited...
Speaker: Now, usage of corridor B-23 has increased by nearly 500 individuals/day over the past year. Speaker: However, by my estimates, maintenance costs of the passage are highly inefficient. Speaker: Thus, my proposed change would increase the efficiency of...
>...and waited...
Speaker: This particular crop pattern is guaranteed to provide a higher yield than the ones currently used in the sector. Speaker: Please examine this chart which demonstrates the demonstrable increase...
>...and waited.
Speaker: Now, prosthetic limb creation is a common occurrence. Speaker: However, titanium limbs such as ones used by Founder Alpha or the more common crystal ones are far too inefficient in both construction time and resource cost. Speaker: This new metal alloy has demonstrated a notable improvement when it comes to...
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Rick: Jones. Rick: Jones, help. Rick: I am literally SO bored. Rick: I don't understand who anyone is or what they're talking about and all it is is a confusing bunch of numbers. Jones: Math class all over again, huh? Rick: This is WORSE than math class! Rick: I'm dying here. Jones: Well, you're not the only one. Jones: Check it out.
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Rick: Huh, isn't that a Numeralian? Jones: Yeah, I think so. Jones: I guess they can't put up with their own boring conferences either. Rick: I wonder where he's going. Jones: Who knows? Probably to calculate or make or experiment on something.
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Numeralian: Control override code: Option-Beacon-Electron-Yearn, three-nine-nine. Numeralian: Follow.
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Jones: Alright, I'm officially too bored. Jones: As team leader, I say we take that one guy's lead and get out of here. Jones: Am I still team leader? Whatever, let's just go. Rick: Didn't we want to still talk to the man in charge? Rick: It IS pretty important. Jones: Oh, right. Jones: ...whatever, I'm sure he'll be around when we get back. Jones: Where can he go? We'll just hang out outside. Jones: At least there's clouds and shit to see out there. Acolyte: Oh, you guys are leaving? Bye! Jones: Yeah, yeah, go suck a lemon. Jones: Sigma, come on, let's head out. Sigma: What? B-but... Sigma: Er... Sigma: ...yes, let's go. Gil: Great, we outlasted the B team in terms of withstanding boredom. Gil: Can we PLEASE go now, Embers? Gil: I can feel my brain dying. Sister Embers: Nonsense. Sister Embers: This has been...challenging, yes. Sister Embers: However, the meeting appears to be almost finished. Acolyte: Plus, I think that's Alpha up on the stage! Gil: Yeah, we've seen like 5 of them already. Acolyte: No, I mean the guy we came with. Don't you want to see what he has to show? Gil: Oh please. Gil: It's probably just gonna be another incomprehensible report about foot traffic congestion or agricultural reforms or something.
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Alpha: Esteemed colleagues, thank you for your attention. I am Alpha-3-26-2308. I will now present the project. Alpha: Now, as you are aware, one of the biggest issues faced by Numeralia since its' inception has been a reliance on surface resources. Alpha: Metals in particular have been difficult to replicate in energy-efficient ways. Alpha: The task force I am the head of have been instructed to find a way to collect metals more efficiently, and we have succeeded. Alpha: If implemented, our proposed project will increase the monthly yield of iron by approximately 40%, while only utilising- Tau: 60%.
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Alpha: ...while only utilising a relatively minute amount of power. Alpha: My research associates and I will now demonstrate the prototype we have built in action.
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Alpha: Now, as you can see, this is a model of a typical surface city, complete with geological data from subterranean golem scans. Alpha: Historically, human settlements have been strategically placed near valuable high-yield mineral sites. Alpha: Thus, this is a good way to ascertain the effectiveness of the device. Alpha: Begin demonstration.
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Beta: Beginning demonstration. Lowering room shutters. Tau: Beginning power cycle. Adjusting power levels to parameters provided by team leader. Beta: I believe you mean "adjusting power levels to most efficient parameters". Tau: Hmph. Beta: Enabling prototype.
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Alpha: Now, as you can see, the model is beginning to become disturbed. Alpha: The power generated by the device magnetises the metal in the affected area, both within the constructions and sub-surface. Alpha: In a few seconds the effect of this will become apparent.
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Alpha: The metal, now having been superheated by the force of magnetic induction, is pulled towards the transmitter easily. Alpha: Despite the relatively small distance here, we have calculated that this instrument could be used from any distance given appropriate power. Alpha: This would thus enable Numeralia to collect metals from the surface without the issue of direct contact.
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Alpha: Ah, yes. Alpha: One of the issues of working with rapidly moving superheated metal is the potential for accidents. Alpha: However, based off extensive testing, we believe that no Numeralian casualties can be incurred via use of the device.
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Alpha: With this, the gathering process is completed. Alpha: The iron has now been shaped into a convenient orb by the magnetic forces and will cool rapidly, allowing for quick reuse and transportation. Alpha: According to our calculations, larger-scale versions of this device may be mounted on any domicile and powered by its' internal batteries, allowing for both pinpoint and general mining. Alpha: The demonstration has now concluded.
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Alpha: Are there any questions? Alpha: I do not believe I see any questions.
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Gamma: And with that, the Annual Progress Report for Sector 3 has been concluded. Gamma: Thank you for your participation. Gamma: I look forward to seeing which of your projects are put into active use by next year. Founder Alpha: Well, why not make it all of 'em? They're all great! Founder Alpha: Heh, I kid. Founder Alpha: I do have my eye on a few good ones, though. See you all next year! Be sure to do your homework!
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Gil: So wait, you seriously think your guys' thing will get used? Beta: I see no reason for it not to be. Beta: Logically speaking, it is the most efficient way to collect resources! Beta: We have been discussing ways to make it attract materials besides iron, but we did not have time to demonstrate it this year. Beta: Perhaps we will have the opportunity next time. Gil: Like hell you will. Gil: That thing is a goddamn weapon of mass destruction! Beta: Oh? How so? Gil: "How so"? Gil: Think of how much iron is used all over the place! Gil: Hell, think of the country we're in right now! Gil: It's literally NAMED after iron! Gil: Our capital is made of like 90% iron! Beta: Actually, I believe Numeralia is constructed primarily from- Gil: No, that's not what I mean. Gil: Point is, that thing shredded that model city to bits. Gil: I can't imagine what it'd do to a real one. Gil: It's terrifying! Beta: I choose to believe you mean that in the sense of it being very effective. Beta: Thank you! Gil: Oh, shut up. Gil: Point is, it should never see the light of day. Beta: I am not certain how you would accomplish such a thing. Beta: The Project Manager is the one who selects projects for realisation, after all. Beta: You cannot influence the process in any way! Gil: Oh, is that so? Gil: Watch me, headband boy.
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Omega: I am sorry, Founder Alpha is currently very busy. Omega: Please check back later. Acolyte: What? Acolyte: But...but he said to talk to him right now. Founder Alpha: Ah, ignore that. They just say that every time. Founder Alpha: Welcome! Now then, what exactly is it that you wanted to speak to me about? Sister Embers: Yes, straight to the important part. Excellent. Sister Embers: We are here to-
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Gil: Yeah, hi! We're here to talk about how your ass is whack! Acolyte: What?! Dude, come on! Sister Embers: Thief! Sister Embers: Did it not occur to you that there was a REASON you were told to stay behind while we discussed this?! Sister Embers: The reason being THIS EXACT SITUATION?! Founder Alpha: Er, yes, hello. And you are? Gil: Gilligan H. Stern, red blooded Ferranian and unofficial team leader. Gil: Just consider me a representative of surface humanity for the purposes of this exchange. Founder Alpha: Ah, yes, of the ruling Sterns. I believe I've had the pleasure before. How is the Gleaming Keep these days? Gil: What? It's been called the Red Rust Keep for ages. When exactly did you last- Gil: Whatever! Gil: My point is, that mining thing is unsafe! It's horrific! It's a human rights crime! I won't allow it. Founder Alpha: Excuse me? I found it rather clever myself. Founder Alpha: And not just because it came from another Alpha. We don't practice nepotism around here, you know. Gil: Yeah, well, do you practice ETHICS? Gil: Because I feel like you need a lesson in something like that!
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Founder Alpha: Oh. Oh, I see. Gil: Ow! That's- that's a strong grab. Founder Alpha: Titanium arms, irrelevant. Founder Alpha: You think you know better than me, is that right? Founder Alpha: You think that you can come in here unannounced, from the SURFACE- Founder Alpha: *cough* *cough* Founder Alpha: Come in from the surface, bust into a PRIVATE conference, and try to teach ME how to run MY city? Founder Alpha: You think that just because you have a nice suit on and you know a few buzzwords, you can compete against three centuries of ingenuity and innovation? Founder Alpha: Is that it? Gil: Er... Gil: ...yes?
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Founder Alpha: Well that's just great! Gil: It is? Founder Alpha: Of course! Founder Alpha: I always say that the best ideas can come from the most unlikely people. Founder Alpha: Why, that's what this university was built on! Founder Alpha: Showing that just because you're not some fancy magic user, that doesn't mean you can't still bring great things into the world! Founder Alpha: And hey, ethics IS a criminally neglected portion of our research! Founder Alpha: So it's great that you want to share your findings on the subject! Gil: Yeah. Great. Founder Alpha: It IS great!
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Founder Alpha: In fact, I just had a great idea! Hold on a minute, sonny. Gil: What? No. Gil: All terrible ideas start with that sentence. Gil: Please do not do whatever you are trying to do. Founder Alpha: Omega, open a global communication. I want to make an announcement. Gil: Uh, I'd really rather you NOT make an announcement? Hello? Omega: I am sorry, that function is password locked. Please provide necessary password. Founder Alpha: What? What password? Omega: After last year's "everyone drop what you're doing" incident caused several casualties, you implemented a password requirement for accessing the global communications channel. Founder Alpha: Oh, right. Let me see... Founder Alpha: Oh, I know! Founder Alpha: Is the password "I'm the goddamn Project Manager and I can do whatever the hell I want"? Omega: Password accepted. Opening global communications channel.
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Jones: It's them. It HAS to be them! Rick: Who do you mean? Jones: Wh- the cult guys! The same guys we've been after the whole time! Jones: Who else would do this?! Jones: It's not like we just forgot where he was!!! Sigma: That is correct. Sigma: I am seeing microscopic particles of soil from the surface. Sigma: This is most definitely where Hal was standing. Jones: It's kidnapping! Or theft! Or whatever! Jones: Totally illegal is what it is! Rick: Yeah, I guess so. Rick: Plus Hal had all our lemons, so, y'know, that's pretty inconvenient. Jones: Why aren't you more on this, man?! Jones: Usually you're all about chasing after these guys, and they just did the worst thing ever! It's personal now! Rick: I mean, yeah, usually. Rick: And they're still terrible people and all. Rick: But...we were all sitting in the same room together. Rick: How could they have done anything to Hal like that? Jones: Well- well I don't know! Magic? They all have magic! Jones: Plus they have a thief! You know thieves are tricky! Rick: Hmm, I dunno if that's plausible. Jones: You're way too calm and it's starting to freak me out! Jones: Let's- let's just go talk to that Founder guy. Jones: We'll explain the situation and he'll help us track them down or something. Jones: They can't have gotten THAT far.
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Founder Alpha: Gooooood morning, Numeralia! Founder Alpha: Your very own Project Manager here, Founder Alpha, with yet another global announcement!
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Founder Alpha: Now, we just had us the Annual Progress Report over in Sector 3, and it all turned out great! Founder Alpha: Just great! Wonderful projects all around!
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Founder Alpha: HOWEVER, there have been some complaints that some of the proposed projects may not be entirely "ethical" or "safe" or may be " "human rights crimes" ". Founder Alpha: That, unfortunately, is less great. Founder Alpha: After all, we all know how much we treasure human life in Numeralia. Founder Alpha: It's the greatest invention of all!
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Founder Alpha: But fear not! I, as always, have the answer! Founder Alpha: Please meet these fine folks from the surface! Founder Alpha: Effective immediately, I am appointing them to our very own brand new Ethics Committee! Founder Alpha: Meaning they get to screen ALL our projects for potential ethical violations! Hooray! Founder Alpha: What would you like to say to the good people of Numeralia? Sister Embers: What? Gil: Goddammit, no! Acolyte: Er...hi? Founder Alpha: Wow. Truly inspiring stuff.
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Founder Alpha: So, from now on, if you have any questions or concerns at all about the moral ramifications of any of your research, you know what to do! Founder Alpha: Simply seek out these three individuals! Founder Alpha: In my wisdom, I have granted them the executive power to do WHATEVER THEY WANT! Founder Alpha: ...with proper approval from me, of course. Founder Alpha: Can't forget the chain of command! Founder Alpha: Founder Alpha out.
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Rick: ...huh. Rick: Alright, I'll admit, that's...that's pretty suspicious. Sigma: I'm not sure what you mean. Sigma: They were appointed by Founder Alpha. Shouldn't that mean they're the right individuals for the job? Rick: I mean, I guess so? Rick: Still, they could be lying. Y'know, being heretics and all, they're pretty good at that. They've been lying to themselves their whole lives. About their...religion and stuff. Sigma: Why would they do that? Rick: I don't think we have time to get into that right now. Rick: Gotta find Hal and all. Rick: Right, Jones? Rick: ...uh, buddy?
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Founder Alpha: Ah, that was fun. Founder Alpha: Well, toodle-oo! I best get going. Acolyte: W-wait! But we still need to talk to you! Founder Alpha: I'm sorry, young man, visiting hours are over. Founder Alpha: Perhaps you could try the dean's office. Founder Alpha: And in any case, I am much too busy for simple conversations. Founder Alpha: What's next on the agenda today? Omega: The next item on your schedule is- Founder Alpha: Yes, yes, simply too busy, as you can see. Founder Alpha: Oh well. Founder Alpha: I'll gladly speak to you about the progress of the Ethics Committee once you've made some, though! Founder Alpha: Oooh, why don't you start with that Alpha's mining project if you were so concerned about it? Founder Alpha: Yes, that is simply brilliant! Acolyte: But- but- Founder Alpha: No buts! Founder Alpha: Keep the buts in the bathrooms, not the classrooms, that's what I always say. Founder Alpha: In any case, I will accept nothing less than a full report about how you have masterfully refined that project's moral structure. Founder Alpha: Once you've brought me that, we can talk business. Founder Alpha: I'm certain you can do it much better than us Numeralians! Founder Alpha: You were in such a hurry to try, after all. Founder Alpha: Founder Alpha out~!
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Acolyte: Well, great. Now we have to deal with this on top of everything else. Acolyte: Thanks a lot, Gil. Gil: Was that- was he...? Gil: ...uh, nevermind. Gil: Anyway, you're complaining? Gil: You saw that thing! It was a nightmare! Sister Embers: Whether or not that is the case, we are guests here. Sister Embers: Or...workers, now, it appears. Sister Embers: Either way, you have massively overstepped your boundaries as a visitor. Sister Embers: And, more importantly, wasted our time. Sister Embers: I highly advise you to not speak for the rest of our time here. Gil: Yeah, right. Gil: Then who'd bring the untamed wit, comic relief, and last-second punchlines to the table? Gil: The kid? Please. Acolyte: Alright, look, we REALLY need to get going. Acolyte: Especially with this new thing we have to get out of the way now. Acolyte: Can't you bicker while we go find our Alpha? Gil: You know damn well we can, that's not the point.
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Post by spinydoughnut33 on Aug 21, 2019 15:14:37 GMT
> Be Hal, if only briefly.
> Acolyte: Try to actually come up with a solution to this ethical problem.
> Sister Embers: Attain an audience with Logic immediately.
> Gil: Wonder about how many people actually saw that "global" announcement. Perhaps some certain people now know your location?
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Post by Rubbish on Aug 21, 2019 23:27:58 GMT
Acolyte> Rubbish Dumps!
Sigma> "How about we just follow the trail of soil to Hal, instead of debating who/what/why?"
Embers> Think "Logically" about this situation. Where would Logic be hiding?
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Post by randomwriter on Aug 22, 2019 0:20:51 GMT
>Acolyte: Find Alpha and attempt to find an ethical way to extract the soil! >Embers: Attempt to get to the front of the line. >Gil: Use your position of authority to walk into unauthorized areas. >Be Hal for a second. >Alpha and Tau, be the tsunderes. Or just start dating already. >Sigma: Just go to the cult for help! >Rick: DETECTIVE MODE >Jones: Find Gil and grumble at him.
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Post by powerfulPlutonium on Aug 24, 2019 20:21:18 GMT
>Party: Engage in a walk-and-bicker
>B-side Party: Accost the new ethics committee about your ethical disagreement
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Post by ten11 on Aug 25, 2019 12:00:13 GMT
>Be Hal for a second. >Gil: Use your new-found authority to ask Alpha what the fuck is up with his evaluation of the worth of human life. >Sister Embers: Use your new-found authority to learn the God of Logic's residence and go talk to them. >Sigma: Use the power of SCIENCE!!! to find Hal.
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Post by tailortf on Aug 31, 2019 9:04:53 GMT
>Sister Embers: Use your newfound authority.Sister Embers: Very well, you know what we must do. Acolyte: Right! Acolyte: Let's go fix the problem! Because it's easy and it's what's best for everyone! Sister Embers: What? No. I have no desire to be entangled in local matters. Sister Embers: The last two times that happened, we were all nearly grievously injured. Sister Embers: With our numbers being so small, I cannot allow that for anyone except perhaps the thief. Gil: Gee, thanks. Gil: Well, since I brought this up, I feel kinda obligated to go get it done and all. I'm going with the kid on this one. Gil: Still, what's your plan? Just for reference. Sister Embers: It's quite simple, really. Sister Embers: As I understand it, we have been granted executive privileges by the ruler of this city. Sister Embers: Thus, we will simply use this authority to figure out the location of our quarry and go there. Acolyte: But Sister Embers, we could just go talk to them and- Gil: Don't, man. Just...don't. Gil: It'd be a huge mess if she came with us anyway. Gil: Let's just get this done and then find her afterwards. Acolyte: ...yeah, alright. I guess that'd be for the best. Sister Embers: I will ignore that for the sake of keeping team morale high. Sister Embers: Do as you wish, but await me with success before the night falls. Acolyte: Right. We'll...we'll do that.
>Rick: Detective mode.Rick: So, let's recap. Rick: A big ol' boy missing, taken from right under our noses. Rick: A few suspicious characters who may or may not- Jones: Probably may. Rick: -be involved. Rick: And a team of plucky explorers ready to find the truth hidden in the intricate web of lies and deception? Rick: You know what this sounds like? Jones: God, no. I already know where you're going with this. Rick: That's right! It's totally like those mystery stories they publish in the paper! Rick: Dude, we can totally solve this! We're exactly like the Two-Town Twins right now! Jones: I guess. Except that we're from a single town. And we're not twins. Jones: ...and they're fictional characters and this is real life. Jones: Alright, fine, let's do it your way. Jones: You HAVE read like a million of those dumb stories. Maybe it'll work out. Rick: Alright! First, let's start canvassing the area! Ask people what they've seen and such. Rick: Sigma! Can you go back inside and ask everyone if they saw anything suspicious during the conference? Rick: I think they'd trust you more since you're from around here.
==>Sigma: I suppose that could work. Sigma: Alternatively, we could simply follow the trail of soil left by Hal to his location. Rick: You think that'd work? Sigma: Sure. Sigma: Most Numeralians never step foot on the surface, so it'd be very unlikely for them to leave traces like that. Sigma: Hal's should be the only one we can see. Rick: Alright, cool. Rick: Not really how I would've done it, but hey, if it works, it works. Jones: Well what are we waiting for?! Jones: Let's get these sons'a bitches!
==>Sigma: This way! Rick: Alright! The chase is on! Rick: Man, I forgot how great it feels to run! Rick: We're always taking it slow since Hal is with us, so this is kinda nice! Jones: Eh, I dunno. I like it slow. Jones: Besides, you always just run everywhere anyway. Rick: That's because it's the best way to move, man! Sigma: Absolutely! Proper anaerobic exercise is extremely important! Rick: Yeah, see? You should totally go running with us some time! Jones: Yeah, no thanks. Jones: So you really think you can track down Hal? Jones: This ground is pretty clean. Sigma: I assure you, my interface can see the most minute particles with ease! Sigma: And according to it, the trail should end riiiiight...
==>Sigma: ...here!
==>Jones: ...ah.
==>Jones: You're sure this is where he was taken? Sigma: Absolutely! We did not come from this direction, but the trail definitely ends here. Sigma: Thus, there is only one conclusion. Rick: Hal was taken to one of those funky flying houses you guys have! Rick: Then it left, making the trail unusable! Sigma: Precisely so! Jones: So...does that mean a Numeralian did it? Sigma: That does appear to be the case based off the existing evidence. Sigma: However, that's impossible! Sigma: No Numeralian would take someone else's private property! It's highly rude. Rick: And also illegal, right. Rick: So, an impossible conundrum, eh? Rick: That's great! Figuring out the truth behind what seems impossible is what a good mystery is all about! Sigma: Fantastic! I believe the correct term here is that the mystery is "afoot"? Rick: Yeah, you got it! Jones: Oh, well I'm glad you guys are having fun with how our friend got kidnapped. Jones: What if he's hurt, huh? You think about that? Jones: What if something happened to him and we don't even know?
>Be Hal, if only briefly.ERROR: Command not recognised (CODE 148: COMMAND_SOURCE_NOT_FOUND)Control override in effect. Please contact this unit's bonded individual(s) for command input assistance.
==>Numeralian: Greetings. Numeralian: As you can see, I have completed my mission. Shadowy Figure: Good. Are you certain nobody saw you? Numeralian: Absolutely. Everything went according to plan. Shadowy Figure: Fine work. Now we can begin to-
==>Shadowy Figure: -one moment. I was waiting for the accumulators to recharge. Shadowy Figure: I will get the lights. Numeralian: Very well.
==>Numeralian: There we are. Now then, I congratulate you on completing your task. Numeralian: It was great! I actually did a crime! Numeralian: This is a very interesting feeling! I believe the adrenaline from- Numeralian: Yes, yes, you can perform serotonin analysis later if you wish. Numeralian: First, we need to hide your ill-gotten goods.
==> Numeralian: After all, this is going to be instrumental for what I have planned.
>Sister Embers: Attain an audience with Logic immediately.They do not believe you can accomplish this on your own? Very well. They may flounder all they want with futile tasks while you complete your mission here single-handed.You know how to get information. You know how to speak to people now. You have the perfect set of instructions.==>Sister Embers: "Good afternoon." Sister Embers: "I would like to purchase one information as to the whereabouts of the God of Logic." Numeralian: I believe it is still the morning, actually. Numeralian: Most cultures define "afternoon" as past 12 o' clock, and my internal clock has not yet reached that time. Sister Embers: Hm. Sister Embers: "Are you certain that you do not have any left?" Sister Embers: "Please check again." Numeralian: In addition, "good" is a highly subjective quality that cannot be forced onto your partner in conversation. Numeralian: For example, currently it is not raining. Numeralian: This is what is commonly defined as "good" weather. Numeralian: However, if you spent the majority of your time in a desert, which are famously bereft of water-
==>>Think "logically" about this situation. Where would Logic be hiding?Alright, maybe you are not good at speaking to people. Really, nobody is. You simply aren't ashamed to admit it. You can simply puzzle this out on your own. Now, thinking logically, the god of something is the epitome of that particular quality and thus resides somewhere where that quality is in surplus. For instance, the god of Truth (if you are assuming everything he told you is accurate) spent his time at the Tower of Truth, which is the most iconic landmark of the Church. Thus, a god of Logic would spend their time somewhere that is the most logical and knowledge-filled place possible. Ah, now you've got it.
==>==>Sister Embers: AH-HA!
==>Numerlibrarian: Welcome to the Numeralian Physical Knowledge Repository! Numerlibrarian: Are you here to check something out or turn something in?
==>This may be more complicated than you first anticipated.
>Meanwhile, across town.Acolyte: Thanks again for going along with this. Acolyte: I would've thought you'd be upset that we were gonna mess with your project. Alpha: I do not see a reason to be displeased. Alpha: Of course, I also do not see a reason for your actions. Alpha: However, such are the orders of the Project Manager. Gil: Right. "Orders". Gil: Meaning if you weren't told by your boss to do this, you wouldn't give a shit, huh? Gil: You'd just point that death ray right down at Stonekey or Veriton or wherever the hell. Gil: What IS it with you guys and not caring about human lives anyway? Alpha: I see you have already begun the ethical informing. Very well. Alpha: However, I believe it would be more efficient to have everyone involved here for this. Alpha: Please, follow me into our assigned public use work area. Gil: Fine, let's just get this over with.
==>Gil: Dang, look at this place. Gil: Garbage everywhere. I feel right at home. Acolyte: Heh heh heh. Gil: Oh, shut up, you know what I mean. Acolyte: Yeah, it's just the way you said it. Gil: Point is, I'd like Numeralia a lot more if it was ALL like this, y'know? Gil: All lived in and stuff. Usually this entire place looks brand new and I don't like it. Alpha: Yes, I suppose so. Alpha: Now then, let me introduce my team. Alpha: You have already met Beta, of course. He is our primary systems analyst and information collector. Beta: Hello again! Beta: I am making adjustments to the prototype. I noticed the internal temperature rising higher than projected during the test. Beta: Please do not touch any exposed wires! It would be very inconvenient to everyone.
==>Alpha: This is Phi. He serves as our primary engineer, tester, and repair officiator. Phi: Hello. How did the conference go? I was too busy to attend. Phi: Did the prototype perform according to our projections? Alpha: All readings nominal. The Project Manager expressed a message of satisfactory performance. Phi: Good. I still have a few ideas for adjustments I'd like to make, however. How long until the final design must be submitted? Alpha: That is what these individuals are here to assist us with. We will discuss work later. Phi: Oh yes, I did hear something about this over the global communications channel. Very well.
==>Phi: Greetings, Ethics Committee. Gil: Yeah, hey. What'cha workin' on there? Phi: Ah, yes, this is a side project of mine. Phi: I am attempting to link the motion of my body to that of my Human Assistance Instrument. Phi: This would allow for greatly refined motor control of the automaton. Acolyte: And...that's...useful? Phi: Naturally! Phi: While assistance instruments are very clever, they are not very capable of precise operations. Phi: Using this, one could make them useful in many new fields. Phi: Emergency search and rescue, accessibility improvements, self-defence applications... Phi: The practical uses are numerous!
==>Phi: Ah. Phi: Beta? It happened again. Beta: I see. I will fetch the ladder. And a spot welder.
==>Alpha: Finally, this is Tau. Alpha: She is our primary calculations and projections expert/planner. Tau: Hello. Tau: Please exit my immediate vicinity. I am quite busy.
==>Alpha: Tau, this is the Ethics Committee. They were sent here to- Tau: I am aware of that. That does not change the nature of my request. Tau: Our project does not need improvement or assessment. It has performed properly and presented to the Project Manager with satisfactory results. Tau: This is a poor use of our time. Alpha: I am certain that we are all in agreement on that. Alpha: However, the Project Manager specifically requested that we accommodate them for the present time. Tau: That is not relevant to the work I currently need to finish. Tau: In any case, only 2 of the 3 members are here. Tau: What is the reason for this? Are you now incapable of assessing the required capacity of any and all things? I suppose the warning signs were there. Alpha: As I have told you numerous times, my settings for the metal extraction device are finely tuned to allow for a fine balance of power usage and performance. Tau: And as I have told you numerous times, I disagree strongly.
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Gil: Woof. We've gotta deal with this now on top of everything else? Gil: Does this happen often? Phi: It is a common occurrence, yes. Acolyte: Wait, I thought you guys didn't have arguments around here? Acolyte: Since you're all objective and stuff. Beta: That is correct. Beta: However, what we see here is the collision of TWO objective realities that cannot find a compromise! Beta: It is actually a highly curious phenomenon. Beta: ...as long as you are not forced to be involved. Gil: Great, I was wrong. I guess this is going to be a huge mess regardless of Embers being involved. Yippee.
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Post by spinydoughnut33 on Aug 31, 2019 15:23:26 GMT
> Embers: Everything is labeled, right? Just follow the signs.
> Acolyte: Use your experience of having multiple siblings to resolve this petty conflict.
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Post by randomwriter on Sept 3, 2019 15:16:11 GMT
>Sigma, think. You already know Numeralia's changed, but Numeralians committing crimes? This is trouble. And given your friends in the cult were promoted to CHIEF ETHICS OFFICIALS, they'd likely be the most against crimes. Try to contact one of them via scryer if able.
>Rick, Jones, and Sigma: See if you can figure out who the house belonged to through polite questioning and doing your best to remain calm.
>Acolyte: Use your people management skills and experience dealing with Embers to hopefully get the two to make nice. Ask for both their opinions on the project, maybe?
>Gil: Do your best to C A L M L Y talk about the ethics of this death ray. Failing that, try and get them to see that human casualties would likely lead to hostilities, and ask them if it'd be possible to at least fire it at areas without people, or inform people of your desire to mine for resources.
>Hal: Dispense lemonade for your new friends. Wait patiently.
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Post by danyyl on Sept 8, 2019 16:50:31 GMT
>Acolyte: Realise that you have a severe need to eat something.
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Post by Puzzles on Sept 9, 2019 4:41:04 GMT
Embers> Get lost in the shelves before realising you could just ask the Numerlibrarian for a book on where to find the God of Truth. Find a book on a shelf labelled God of Logic, that is really a lever the opens a secret passage. Face a series of very non-logical puzzles that may or may not lead you to your goal.
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Post by Patronage on Sept 10, 2019 2:37:59 GMT
Got mixed up. That first line above should read: "Embers> Get lost in the shelves before realising you could just ask the Numerlibrarian for a book on where to find the God of Logic. "
Anyway, does anyone have any thoughts on who the God of Logic has selected for Patronage? We know it can't be Gil, Embers or Acolyte. Frankie isn't there, so it seem unlikely to be her. That leaves Rick, Jones and maybe Hal (although Hal might be part of the Patronage...). I could see it going either way between Rick or Jones.
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Post by tailortf on Oct 28, 2019 12:14:54 GMT
>Acolyte: Resolve this petty conflict.Acolyte: Guys, guys!Tau: I am not-Acolyte: Oh, you know what I mean. Acolyte: Listen: is it really a good idea to argue like this in a team? Acolyte: I mean, is it logical?Tau: No, it is not. Tau: However, it is also illogical to insist on using clearly inadequate power levels for a highly important project.Alpha: I agree, it is highly illogical to ignore your team leader’s instructions in favor of advancing your personal cause. Alpha: Perhaps I should request a different fourth member.Tau: Perhaps I should request a different team leader. Tau: One who is not so clearly defective.Acolyte: Okay, that’s it. Acolyte: I’m gonna tell you what I tell my cousins when THEY fight. Acolyte: If you don’t stop right now, I’ll go tell Uncle Hank and he’ll take you home and you BOTH won’t get to play in the sandbox anymore. Acolyte: …except replace “Uncle Hank” with “Founder Alpha”. Acolyte: And “play in the sandbox” with, uh, “work on the project”. Acolyte: Point is, if your guys’ team is arguing like this all the time, maybe you shouldn’t be working on something so important in the first place. Acolyte: If I tell Founder Alpha that, he’ll take away this whole thing and then NOBODY gets to talk about how it should be done. Acolyte: So let’s all play nice. Okay?Alpha: …very well. I will suspend this discussion until further opportunity arises.Tau: I suppose that is sufficiently logical for a non-Numeralian, despite the use of a highly suspect mixed metaphor. I will temporarily acquiesce as well.==>Gil: Alright, so, are we all made up now? Gil: Everyone’s good and happy? Great. Gil: Now let’s get to what we’re ACTUALLY here for rather than cheap drama: Gil: Time to teach you boys and girls some ethics, surface style.==>Acolyte: That’s right! With a proper detailed explanation of ethics and morality!==>Gil: Well, not where I thought this would go, but alright. Gil: …what the hell are you wearing?Acolyte: …what? My mom sent me a sweater vest. Acolyte: I think it makes me look more scholarly, y’know?Gil: Right. Gil: Let’s just get started.Acolyte: Okay!>Gil: Do your best to calmly talk about the ethics of this.Acolyte: So! On the surface, we have a little thing called “ethics”. Acolyte: I’m sure you’ve heard the word, but let’s take some time and consider what ethics actually MEANS to us as a species.Gil: And how it should be used to not do stupid things like build a giant people-killing machine. Gil: I mean seriously, what the hell are you people thinking?! Gil: Do you know how dangerous this could be to-Acolyte: Could…could I just do the lesson, please?Gil: Right, right, sorry. ==>Acolyte: Anyway, as I was taught, ethics and morals are very important things that differentiate us from animals. Acolyte: Animals just run around and try to survive, doing bad things to each other just to get ahead. Acolyte: But as people, we understand the value of a human life a lot better, so we should never do things like kill or hurt someone or steal their things. It’s just not the right way to go about life.Gil: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Gil: …well, unless there’s a decent reason to do things. Gil: Like self-defense or if the guy looked at you weird. Gil: You can’t be a COMPLETE pushover. Gil: Same with taking other people’s stuff. Sometimes you need it more than them, y’know? Not like it hurts them all that much, so you’re still morally in the right, kinda.==>Acolyte: What? No, I’m pretty sure that the morally right way is to NOT do those things, man. Like, at all.Gil: Yeah, but for everything? Every single day? That’s just exhausting.Acolyte: I dunno, I’m in my twenties and I’ve never had trouble with it so far.Gil: What, so you’re saying you’ve never nabbed anything that wasn’t necessarily yours? Gil: You lived with a ton of people, you told me. You never even snatched, like, a deviled egg from someone else’s plate when you were hungry?Acolyte: A deviled egg? What do you think we eat in my household?Gil: I don’t know, that was just a random example. Gil: Point is, always following the rules and NEVER doing ANYTHING unethical is for chumps. Gil: There’s a spectrum to these things, y’know? Teaching them it’s all black and white is just as bad as teaching them nothing.Acolyte: I’m starting to realize you might not have been the best candidate for explaining ethics to people, Gil.Gil: Hey, I’ve heard of ethics. Gil: I just don’t, y’know, follow them myself. Gil: Ain’t no phony sense of morality is going to stop me from getting MY deviled eggs, y’know?>After a few hours of this.Acolyte: …alright, and that’s about it for the very basics. Acolyte: Before we keep going, does anyone have any- oh, everyone, alright. Beta, please. ==>Beta: Yes, what are “deviled eggs”, exactly? I also do not understand the meaning of “chump”.Tau: I have also written down a list of words I did not know the meaning of in that explanation.Phi: I have done that also, but I am in addition interested in the “value of a human life”.Phi: What units are you using to quantify that, exactly?==>Gil: This…this is gonna take a lot longer than I thought. >Boys in Blue: See if you can figure out who the house belongs to through polite questioning.Jones: Alright, so. Jones: If you two are such big-brained geniuses, what’s the next step now that our lead has vanished into literal thin air?Rick: Questioning! Rick: This is a huge city! Someone probably saw our perpetrator leave with Hal! Every crime has witnesses.Sigma: Oh, yes, a survey! Excellent idea! Sigma: I suggest that I should be the one to question the “witnesses”. Sigma: As I am a Numeralian myself, they will find it easier to share information with me.Jones: Sure, go for it, I guess. Jones: I’ll just sit back here and try to figure out how I’m suddenly no longer the leader of this delegation.Rick: Do you actually care about that, though? We all get a vote anyway.Jones: Yeah, but it’s still really weird how that just happened.==>Sigma: Hello!Numeralian: Hello. Numeralian: Hm, this is strange. Numeralian: You are classified as an exile in the manifest, yet you are here in Numeralia. Numeralian: What is the reason behind this?Sigma: Yes, it does sound strange. Sigma: However, I have now returned to Numeralia in order to assist dignitaries from the Church of Truth with their work.Numeralian: I suppose that is understandable. Numeralian: What do you need?Sigma: We are searching for a member of our group who has gotten lost. Sigma: Have you seen a large suit of armor move through this area in the last several hours?Numeralian: No, I have not. Numeralian: The Surveillance Archive is the best place to look for information on that topic, but their records are classified. Requesting the footage may take up to 6 weeks.Sigma: Understood, thank you. I will ask someone else before I attempt this.==>Sigma: Hello!Numeralian: Hello. Numeralian: Hm, this is strange. Numeralian: You are classified as an exile in the manifest, yet you are here in Numeralia. Numeralian: What is the reason behind this?Sigma: Oh, yes, it does sound strange. Sigma: I have now returned to Numeralia in order to assist dignitaries from the Church of Truth with their work.Numeralian: I suppose that is understandable. Numeralian: What do you need?Sigma: We’re searching for a member of our group who has gotten lost. Sigma: Have you seen a large suit of armor move through here recently?Numeralian: No, I have not. Numeralian: The Surveillance Archive is the best place to look for information on that topic, but their records are classified. Requesting the footage may take up to 6 weeks.Sigma: Understood, thank you. I will ask someone else.==>Sigma: Hello.Numeralian: Hello. Numeralian: Hm, this is strange. Numeralian: You are classified as an exile in the manifest, yet you are here in Numeralia.Sigma: Yes, it sounds strange. Sigma: I have returned to Numeralia in order to assist dignitaries from the Church of Truth.Numeralian: I suppose that is understandable. Numeralian: What do you need?Sigma: We’re searching for a member of our group. Sigma: Have you seen a large suit of armor recently?Numeralian: No, I have not. Numeralian: The Surveillance Archive is the best place to look for information on that topic, but their records are classified. Requesting the footage may take-Sigma: Understood, thank you.Jones: This…this may have been a mistake.>Embers: Everything is labelled, right? Just follow the signs.Numerlibrarian: Hello? Numerlibrarian: Do you require help making your selection? Numerlibrarian: It is understandable. Numerlibrarian: I see you are not a Numeralian. Perhaps you would enjoy a copy of a surface work? Numerlibrarian: We have a wide variety of books, including such rare surface collectables as “Yoga for Use In Battle” and-==>Sister Embers: Silence! Sister Embers: I have wasted my time here. Sister Embers: I will simply locate the Founder and question him. Sister Embers: So far it does not appear anyone would neither wish nor be capable of stopping me. Sister Embers: Good day.==>==>Sister Embers: Also, yes, hello. Sister Embers: I would like to check out one map of the city.==>Hmm…though this city layout is highly unconventional, navigating it seems simple enough. Merely follow the directions written in white and you will find the Founder’s residence.==>Left at junction A-87…Down at intersection B-29...Proceed for five minutes at average pace…==>Turn right at park Z-19…Turn right at park Z-19…Turn right at park Z-19…==>Sigma: Yes, it does sound strange. Sigma: However, I have now returned to Numeralia in order to assist dignitaries from the Church of Truth with their work. Numeralian: I suppose that is understandable. ==>And finally, according to these directions, the Founder’s residence should be right…here.==>You are highly displeased right now.>Many hours later.Gil: Alright, so, let’s go over this again.==>Tau: Very well. Tau: So, if I understand this correctly. Tau: We should NOT target surface settlements because the resulting loss of human life would be “morally unacceptable” and the profit to be made-Beta: No, no, I believe you cannot speak about profit in this framework. Beta: As it would be, hold on, “considering objects more valuable than people”.Tau: Is that correct? I feel as though a large enough amount of iron ore would be more valuable than any individual.Phi: Yes, but according to surface convention, “any human life is precious and full of potential”.Phi: Thus, our project should be reworked to minimize loss of life and thus “human potential”.Phi: Is that right?==>Acolyte: Y-yes! Oh my goodness, that actually is kinda right!Gil: Oh thank fuck. Thank FUCK!Tau: Hm, well, this is all very much based on conjecture. Tau: But I suppose I can see the thread of logic within.Phi: Perhaps if we constructed some variety of defense for the surface so we were able to extract the iron without harming the surface individuals?Phi: Or issue evacuation warnings beforehand?Beta: Actually, I believe I have some plans for a loudspeaker system which could project potential warnings up to-==>Gil: Alright now, okay, let’s not get too excited! Gil: The point is: we’ve all agreed that the current “make a giant death ray” plan isn’t the best option, right?Acolyte: Right. Acolyte: How about we take a break for today and come back to this fresh in the morning? Acolyte: I think we covered a lot of ground already. Acolyte: For now…uh…dinner?Phi: I suppose it is close enough to established dinner time that we could do that, yes.Tau: Very well, then. Meeting adjourned.==>Gil: God. You think we even got anywhere today? They could just come in tomorrow and say “no, just kidding, get out”.Acolyte: I think we’re getting through to them. They’re starting to understand why it’s a bad idea, at least. Acolyte: …in their own way, but still. Acolyte: If we go at it again tomorrow, we should be able to convince them.Gil: So, another day on the Nerd Islands. I don’t know how much more of this I can take. Gil: We’ve been through a lot of weird shit, but this genuinely feels like a fever dream. Gil: Like, what are we even eating right now?Acolyte: I don’t really know. White…blocks? This was the closest thing to a meat option. Acolyte: Tastes a little weird, but I guess it’s fine.Gil: Tastes like ASS, you mean. Gil: Just like this whole place. Gil: It’s all ass and I won’t stand for it. ==>Acolyte: Sister Embers!Gil: Well, look who’s back.Sister Embers: Hello, thief. Acolyte. Sister Embers: …Acolyte, I believe I have informed you previously about what I think of that vest.Acolyte: I know, I know, but this time it was for a good cause!Sister Embers: Yes, I recall you telling me that the previous times also. Sister Embers: So, how goes our plan that we have previously discussed?Gil: “Our” plan? Didn’t you decide to go off and try to find Logic on your own?Sister Embers: I do not recall such a ridiculous thing ever taking place. Sister Embers: Only a fool would propose such a plan. Sister Embers: A highly flammable fool.Gil: You CAN just tell me to shut up, you know.Sister Embers: That seems insufficient for you at this point, but very well. Shut up.==>Acolyte: The plan’s going great! Acolyte: Well, sort of. Acolyte: I think pretty much everyone on the team is ready to rework the project besides the guy who has to approve all of it. Acolyte: Alpha hasn’t said a word all day, I don’t know what’s gotten into him.Gil: Hey, not a problem. Gil: Just let me work the ol’ Crimson Rogue charm and we’ll know what’s eating our boy.Acolyte: Didn’t he zap you with electricity that one time?Gil: So? Frankie and I were at each other’s throats when we first met, now we’re great friends. Gil: Any solid relationship starts with a beatdown. Gil: Plus I think I’m getting the hang of talking to Numeralians since we’ve been hanging out around them all day. Gil: I’m gonna go talk to him.==>==>Gil: Hey there, bud. Something bothering you? Gil: Did you not understand something in class? I can explain if you want.Alpha: Oh, hello. Alpha: No, I simply… Alpha: I am trying to calculate something I do not fully comprehend. Alpha: I have been attempting to process it all day, but it still does not make logical sense. Alpha: I did not wish to say anything in front of the rest of the team, but it is troubling me.Gil: Oh? Here I thought you Numeralians knew everything.Alpha: The facts are as follows: Alpha: Founder Alpha approves every project in development by the research teams, including ours, before the prototype phase. Alpha: During construction and prototyping, no objections were raised as to the method of operation of the device. Alpha: During the presentation, the prototype met with Founder Alpha’s approval. Alpha: Despite all this, it was selected as the first ever example of a project that required ethical revision. Alpha: Why? It is not logical.Gil: …huh. Gil: Well, revisions happen, y’know. Can’t get everything right on the first go ‘round.==>Alpha: No, this is far from the first attempt. Alpha: We have spent…a large amount of time…working on this particular project. Alpha: We have expended a large amount of energy, as well. Alpha: Phi burned off both of his eyebrows on three separate occasions. Alpha: Beta nearly destroyed his entire domicile attempting to calculate the necessary energy equations to power the beam. Alpha: One of the primary axioms of Numeralia is: all your work serves to improve the greater whole. If what you do is in service to the greater good, it must be the correct course of action. Alpha: Did…did we fail to accomplish this? Why was our work rejected? I do not understand.==>Gil: Huh. Well, kid, I think- Alpha: …no. I am not interested in anything you have to say. Alpha: The surface was the cause of all this in the first place. It cannot fix it. Alpha: Tell everyone… Alpha: Tell them I refuse to accept this new direction. Alpha: The project will continue unaltered. Gil: ...really? Won't your boss or whatever not like that? Alpha: If the Project Manager has any issues with this, I will appeal to him personally. Alpha: Your work here has concluded. Gil: Hm. Y-you know, down on the surface we find that talking to someone can really- Alpha: You may stay the night at my domicile, after which you will meet with Founder Alpha as you desired and I will ferry you to the surface. Alpha: This is my final decision. I will not accept a secondary opinion. Alpha: Now, please leave me. We have nothing to speak about. Gil: ...well, alright then.==>
Hmm. Well, that was certainly unexpected. I’m starting to think Numeralians aren’t as above it all as they claim. Besides literally, that is. Heh.Anyway, this is something to think about. I’ll see you guys later, alright? This seems like a natural stopping point for now.>Meanwhile, on the other side of town.Jones: Well, great. Jones: A whole day of “questioning” and we got zilch. Jones: You know, Sigma, you could’ve warned us that Numeralia had a strict “no snitching” policy. Jones: Would’ve saved us a lot of time.==>Rick: Don’t worry, man, I’m sure the case will break tomorrow! Rick: Maybe!Docking System: Invalid domicile detected. Please detach your domicile so as to not inconvenience the resident of this address.Sigma: I will admit that questioning was most likely not very productive. Sigma: Tomorrow I will attempt to submit a missing persons/property report to the proper authorities.Rick: See? There’s always something to try!Docking System: Invalid domicile detected. Please detach your domicile so as to not inconvenience the resident of this address.Rick: As long as there’s a way, Truth will prevail!Jones: Yeah, yeah, alright. Let’s just try to get some rest for now and work something out tomorrow.Docking System: Invalid domicile detected. Please detach your domicile so as to not inconvenience the resident of this address.Jones: Emphasis on “try”. Jones: Excuse me for a moment.==>Docking System: Invalid domicile detected. Please detach your domicile so as to not inconvenience the resident of this address.==>Jones: AGHHHHHHHDocking System: Invalid- inv- please de-d-detach yourrrr-Jones: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPDocking System: Res---- of this---- addr-Jones: WHO’S INCONVENIENCED NOW, HUH?! Jones: THAT’S WHAT YOU GET!!!==>Jones: Phew.Sigma: Jones?Jones: Uh, sorry about that, Sigma. Just couldn’t stand that voice anymore.Rick: Yeah, I know what you mean. Rick: Repeating stuff over and over again like that really gets me.Jones: I’ll pay for a new one if you want.Sigma: It’ll be replaced for free by the city. Sigma: What I am more concerned by is: what exactly did you use to break the docking system?Jones: What? I dunno, just a brick or something, it was sitting on the ground in front of your house there.Sigma: Numeralia is not the surface. Bricks don’t simply “sit on the ground”.Rick: That’s true, this place is the cleanest city I’ve ever seen. There isn't even any bird poop, which is pretty incredible considering.Sigma: May I see that object, Jones?Jones: I mean, alright, but I don’t know why you’re getting so excited, it’s just-==>
Jones: …well then. Jones: Maybe life really IS as convenient as all those mystery stories.
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