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Post by sirblizz98 on Apr 10, 2016 4:53:59 GMT
--==HELLO, DUE TO CHANGES IN DROPBOX'S POLICY ALL OF THE LINKS ARE BROKEN, I'LL PROBABLY FIX THEM AT SOME POINT... POSSIBLY NOT, BUT THE MIRROR IS ALL FIXED UP, SO READ THAT. OR DON'T. WHATEVER.==-- >Put box in inventory to open later when you find an opener thingYou try to do so but unfortunately the BOX is just just too dang LARGE to fit into any of your inventory slots, shucks buster. >Grab some palm fronds. Spell out a help message on the shore for future search crews. Keep a palm frond as a shade or fan for yourself
You collect some loose PALM FRONDS to spell out your S.O.S. sadly though it appears you can only find enough to spell out HEL which is probably more a little bit counterproductive to your quest for rescue. >>You stow one of the PALM FRONDS in your inventory, because Hey, why not, never know when a good piece of tropical leaf might come in handy. >Get the feeling that you are being observed.Indeed you can't Help but get the feeling you're being SPIED UPON by some wicked force, unseen, from the unexplored reaches of the JUNGLE, it chills you to the bone, nearly, the thought.
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Post by quixoticTokki on Apr 10, 2016 5:25:33 GMT
> Throw a pebble into the jungle, because that'll totally get whatever may be out there.
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Post by sporkaganza on Apr 10, 2016 6:15:38 GMT
>Let's, uh... let's NOT go in the jungle and head down the shore to see what else might be there.
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Post by Wessolf27 on Apr 10, 2016 10:27:14 GMT
Maybe walk around the shoreline. Perhaps there's something of interest there?
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Post by crossedcaravan on Apr 10, 2016 14:57:18 GMT
> Crabs: Follow the leader
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Post by typeandkey on Apr 11, 2016 20:25:20 GMT
>Round the crabs up into a classic style adventuring party then proceed into the foreboding dark.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Apr 12, 2016 12:30:56 GMT
>First order of business is to find fresh water, so as not to die! Let's try the jungle, why not.Fair Shout, While your LIQUIDITY GAUGE sits at a comfortable 70%, you should probably get on top of it sooner rather than later. Still though that Jungle gives you the heebie jeebies I mean really, you're fairly confident you saw something SPOOKY in there. >Hide box upshore in bushes. Assign a crab to guard it.You stow the BOX in some bushes so no uncouth ruffians jack it. To further ensure this you assign BLINKY to guard it, you got that Boy, you're pretty sure they got it. >Give yourself a rough estimate of time of day so you know how much daylight you've got to work with, then see if a lap of the island is feasible? You might find a shell sharp enough to best man's magnum opus, packing tapeWell let's see, judging by the position of that big ol ball of fire better known as the SUN, you'd say it's about... tennish. In the Morning. >Throw a pebble into the jungle, because that'll totally get whatever may be out there.There are no pebbles or stones, but there are plenty of (Perfectly dull) Shells strewn about to toss into the deep dark depth of the veridian terror otherwise known as a JUNGLE >>>Let's, uh... let's NOT go in the jungle and head down the shore to see what else might be there.
Yes lets. >>After what you imagine to be about an HOUR of jogging NORTH-ish, you reach an unfortunate dead end... literally in the case of this poor chappy over here, let's hope you don't end up like Him.
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Post by crossedcaravan on Apr 12, 2016 12:56:13 GMT
> Send a representative crab over there to diplomatically greet the green crab.
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Post by Wessolf27 on Apr 12, 2016 12:56:45 GMT
Yeesh. Pay respects to the dead guy... or steal their glasses. Either way's good.
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Post by quixoticTokki on Apr 12, 2016 16:26:09 GMT
> Is that a knife in front of the skull? Take it.
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Post by typeandkey on Apr 12, 2016 17:22:52 GMT
>A brief moment of silence for this tragedy. Then looting.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Apr 14, 2016 5:59:22 GMT
>Yeesh. Pay respects to the dead guy... or steal their glasses. Either way's good.F>Parley with the green crabYou attempt to strike a DIPLOMATIC ACCORD with the green crab, alas, the one sidedness of your communique leaves your efforts much to be desired... >Send a representative crab over there to diplomatically greet the green crab.You assign PINKY the duty of being your diplomatic envoy as, obviously He is the most VERSED in the LABYRINTHEAN ARTS of CRUSTACEAN ETIQUETTE AND DIPLOMACY. >>Pinky no! >>Wait... actually, it seems okay, it appears that the Green Crab appreciate's Pinky's brand of no-nonsense ruffianism. >Is that a knife in front of the skull? Take it.You take the WEATHERED KNIFE, now you'll be able to defeat civilization's greatest technological advancement since Cheese and Bread, and possibly whatever that ARCANE HORROR that is TOTALLY lurking within the Jungle. >How did this person die? Look around carefully for danger.Well, judging by the state of this individual's lifeless husk, you reckon, mind you are no expert on such things, but you reckon that this person died... YEARS AGO, and thus does not indicate in any reasonable way, the amount of hypothetical danger that may or may not lurk nearby.
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Post by sporkaganza on Apr 14, 2016 6:05:36 GMT
> Time to open the package already! What's in the box, Jack?
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Post by quixoticTokki on Apr 14, 2016 6:30:53 GMT
> Box: Mysteriously be gone upon return.
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Post by crossedcaravan on Apr 14, 2016 13:10:46 GMT
> Examine protruding stalagmite and the surrounding rocks.
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Post by BB on Apr 14, 2016 16:21:08 GMT
Make skeleton armor
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Post by typeandkey on Apr 14, 2016 19:16:43 GMT
>Ask the Green Nurse Crab to join your adventuring party. You can use a healer.
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Post by badatnames on Apr 14, 2016 20:10:17 GMT
>Consider the feasibility of crafting BONE ARMOR.
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Post by Wessolf27 on Apr 15, 2016 15:25:44 GMT
>True, the skeleton might be ages ago, but those specs certainly don't look old. It can only mean that there's someone else on the island!
>Also your head hurts, these eyeglasses just make you dizzy.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Apr 20, 2016 15:02:07 GMT
>Carve a drinking hole into the coconut. Then check the nearby walls.This Coconut is hardier then it looks, no matter how frantically you poke at it refuses to yield even in the slightest. >>A Little dejected at your defeat at the hands of a goddamned fruit, you decide to investigate the suspicious ROCK WALL, yes, there's something about this wall that giving you the jeebies and the Goose Eggs. >>Sweet Haberdashin' Dungarees look at that, the wall isn't even real, it's some sort of MYSTICAL GHOST WALL, and behind it is a passage plunging straight into the rock, tantalizing you with it's unwhispered promises of ADVENTURE, TREASURE, WATER. >Unpack the box with your brand spanking new knife!But you'll have to give that a go a little later, you've got a BOX to deal with. >Box: Mysteriously be gone upon return.What the sassafrassing heck, where'd your BOX go, it was right Here, with, HEY, WHERE'S BLINKY! >>>>>>You are suddenly threatened by the MEDIUM ENEMY CRAB, now you're admittedly no expert in such things, but it's giving off incredibly HOSTILE VIBES, and you don't think it'll be receptive to DIPLOMANCY, Crab or otherwise.
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Post by typeandkey on Apr 20, 2016 16:40:17 GMT
>It's too powerful for direct confrontation. Flee!
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Post by badatnames on Apr 20, 2016 18:04:22 GMT
>Ride it like a bull.
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Post by crossedcaravan on Apr 20, 2016 21:39:41 GMT
> What the heck happened to all the other crabs?
> Throw your knife at it!
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Post by sporkaganza on Apr 21, 2016 1:08:09 GMT
> Attack its weak point for massive damage
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Post by birdcat420 on Apr 21, 2016 1:11:12 GMT
>Drop the coconut on it and crush it into a crabcake
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