quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on Apr 28, 2016 20:09:52 GMT
> Construct a mini Can Town.
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Post by crossedcaravan on Apr 28, 2016 20:49:34 GMT
> Attempt to recruit lizard to your party.
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Post by badatnames on Apr 28, 2016 21:27:26 GMT
>Time for a TEA PARTY! You already have the guests and the decor, now to set up the table by knocking off that crystal of uranium.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 29, 2016 0:33:06 GMT
>Ogle at technological shenanigans. Look for loot.
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sporkaganza
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Post by sporkaganza on Apr 29, 2016 3:44:31 GMT
>World's most beautiful WOMEN?? So she's some sort of attractive lady hivemind? Having the combined brainpower of many women would explain her seemingly awesome abilities.
(this was just me being sarcastic at first but then i was like wait this is legit a great idea)
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Post by typeandkey on Apr 30, 2016 2:58:22 GMT
>Privacy, what's that? Start rummaging around like you own the place.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Apr 30, 2016 10:23:07 GMT
>Look at the picture next to the computer. It appears to be a picture of LADY of some description, you have no idea who they are but they're certainly easy on the eyes. Presumbly this lady was an ASSOCIATE, perhaps a FRIEND of the person who inhabitated this cave/lab, you mind boggles in the infinite realm of possibility. >Look at adorable plushies.They appear to be PLUSH REPRISENTATIVES of some fine young DAMSELS from a CERTAIN POPULAR INTERNET... THING. Personally you were never really that into it, you always preferred the previous with the STREETWISE HARD BOILED PALOOKA'S who aint took no guff from nobody and did some serious SLEUTHING. Yeah, that was the ticket, you think. >Make the rose and jade dolls smooch.>>>take everything in this room you have zero use for and put it on that SCIENCE-looking platform.Well you can't really say you'll have ZERO use for any of this SWAG ya see, thing is, you might THINK 'oh i don't have any use for any of this guff' so you throw it all out, only for it to turn out, MUCH LATER, that that thing you threw out turned out to be the INTEGRAL PIECE of some sort of WEIRD PUZZLE MALARKEY, and then you'll be all 'aw sweet juneberries if only i hadnt thrown out that thing'. >GET THE GIANT BUTTERFLY NET IT'S ESSENTIALYou acquire the BUTTERFLY NET, perfect for all your FLYING CRITTER CAPTURING needs! It has some sort of SCIENCY DOOHICKEY attached but danged if you have any sort of clue as to what it does, perhaps it assists in the capture of FLYING CREATURES, that'd be your guess. >Ogle at technological shenanigans. Look for loot.Yeah you can't make heads or tails or any of these assorted TECHNOLOGICAL DEVICES of ESOTERIC MAGI-TECH, they certainly look advanced though. >>Anyway, you stash all the STASH-ABLE things into your cVINTORY, the EIGHT (8) additional inventory spaces provided by your handy-dandy cWatch. >>One of the pieces of SWEET LOOT appears to be a MAP of tunnels, presumbly connected to the cave you're in. It's a little complex, but you think you might be able to figure out what this means. >Press the big green buttonWell that was cool looking and all, but it appears to have done a whole lotta nothing.
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sporkaganza
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Post by sporkaganza on Apr 30, 2016 13:21:47 GMT
>WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAAANNN
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Post by Neptz on Apr 30, 2016 16:08:48 GMT
>Put one of the crabs in the console, stand on the pad and tell them to press the button.
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quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on Apr 30, 2016 16:54:21 GMT
> Turn on the radio. Gotta have some tunes while you investigate all this junk!
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Post by typeandkey on Apr 30, 2016 17:02:05 GMT
>Consult green crab on the scientific implications of this device.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 30, 2016 17:26:31 GMT
>Inspect sticker at the bottom of the pad.
>Put Green on the pad and press the button. What could go wrong?
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Post by badatnames on Apr 30, 2016 20:11:55 GMT
>Put your hand on it next time.
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Post by birdcat420 on May 1, 2016 12:00:53 GMT
nooo dont waste that green!!!!
cant you see the spent crystals on the ground drained of their greenness?
cmon alexander get your head in the game here!!
>try to determine what the machine does by putting things on it and then pressing buttons
that or
>take a nap on that cozy lookin bed
thats also a decent choice IMO
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Post by sirblizz98 on May 6, 2016 3:43:29 GMT
>Turn on the radio. Gotta have some tunes while you investigate all this junk! Yeah! Wait, these don't sound like sensual sounds and melodies at all, in fact it more sounds like some manner of radio talkshow. Let's listen. -Good Afternoon Casper Island, this is the One O'Clock show, and I'm your host August Rhodes.->> -Top of the order for our show, earlier today, that Old Wisewoman on the north end of the island reported some strange signs in the soup, foretelling a cataclysmic future of death destruction and armageddon for us all!->Take three random items out of your inventory and put them on those squares on the science platform, then press the green button again. >> -Ordinarily I'd be advising you heed these warinings most diligently, dear listeners,--but I've been informed by the most honest and gracious Enlightened Wizard of the Island, that there is nothing to be worried about, and that that Old Women is probably just senile or something. Still though, something to contemplate.->Consult green crab on the scientific implications of this device. -Anyway, our next order of business, dear friends, I've heard from the Swallows that we have a new guest or two on the Island, while I've not seen them yet, and can't confirm of their disposition, I can speculate that they'll be a lovely addition to our community,->Put one of the crabs in the console, stand on the pad and tell them to press the button. -and I suggest you give them a warm welcome. Now you might've noticed the weather took a strange turn all of a sudden,->> -maybe that's related to these new guests? Maybe, It's rather weird aint it, strangers show up on the Island and all of a sudden a storm whips up, hmm, maybe that Senile Old Spinster ain't completely out of it completely.- >put the lady's picture in the slot -Eh, what else have we got on the docket, ah yes, those Skeletal Soldier weirdos are still being weird, graverobbing, skeleton nabbing, being all around antisocial and weird, steer clear of them new guests, if you are listening, they'll probably eat your flesh or something I don't know, I don't pretend to understand the mores and behaviours of weird skeleton people.->Put the two plush dames and the picture on the green platform and then turn it on again -But oh, it appears we're out of time. I'll leave you off with these parting remarks to our dear new friend, if they're listening anyway--Make yourself comfortable stranger, our dear island is strange, and dangerous, but most importantly, its very possessive, escape is very much outside the realm of any realistic proposition. So welcome, to Casper Island. This has been August T. Rhodes, signing off, until next time.>> Wait what did the radio say, you sort of tuned it out, but you think you heard something along the lines of 'escape is impossible'.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 6, 2016 13:40:48 GMT
>Put your knife and one of those crystals on the ground, on the pad and press the button.
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quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 6, 2016 16:52:53 GMT
> What's up with that one bricked up section of wall, anyway?
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Post by crossedcaravan on May 7, 2016 1:30:32 GMT
> Gather more palm leaves.
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Post by Wessolf27 on May 9, 2016 17:07:25 GMT
Notice the Rad(e) Girl Plushie on the platform. Might as well take it for now.
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Post by birdcat420 on May 13, 2016 10:40:21 GMT
Notice the Rad(e) Girl Plushie on the platform. Might as well take it for now. noooo, i think... i think whoever had the picture of the girl wants some kinda of memento of her and we should leave the plush doll behind for them. after all, theres no escape from the island. makes sense that people would miss those they left behind... >Put back the gear and the contraption they were working on at least, geez >Snoop around on the computer
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Post by sirblizz98 on May 23, 2016 4:05:15 GMT
>Actually, the line was "escape is very much outside the realm of any realistic proposition", which isn't so much of 'it's impossible' as 'it's very unlikely', so there's no need to worry about that.Oh your mistake, that's soooooo much better. >Capture the lizard roaming about the room with the net, and test the buttons on itYou attempt to do so, but sweet MERRY CRYSTAL, this NEWT is a wily one leading you a merry chase around the cramped environs of this bedroom lab, sometimes you get close to CAPTURING the wee beast, but it slips away before you can SEAL THE DEAL. >>CONFOUND IT ALL TO BLITHERAN HECK >What's up with that one bricked up section of wall, anyway?Good Question, according your map, such that it is, this here brick and morter barricade should lead further abreach into the OVERCOMPLEX TUNNEL NETWORK of this Island. One assumes that the previous OCCUPANT of this DOUR GROTTO HOME blocked it off to prevent any undue incursions into their residence. >Ask green if she would like to be fused for the sake of science.You ask if GREENBACKS would like to participate in a SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, one involving YOU and the COMBINAMAJIGGY over there. She takes a few moments to contemplate this, you assure Her there's no pressure, after all, considering the nature of this MAD SCIENCE, you certainly wouldn't want an unwilling participant. She says 'no.' Well alright then. >Check under the mattress.Look at you go, picking up that mattress like a well trained Psuedoprofessional Longshoreman, or TEAMSTER perhaps, perhaps you were one in a past life, or a past job. Anyway, you find no trap door, there are some DUBIOUS UNDERGARMENTS, and COINS! >>The Coinage is immediately deposited into your FISCAL ABSTRACTA, where you can see this is apparently HM'S CURRENCY the POUND STERLING, you would never have guessed because those coins had images of CLAMS and WEIRDOS on them, although you must admit English Historical figures were never your forte, anyway though... >Notice the Rad(e) Girl Plushie on the platform. Might as well take it for now.It appears to be some sort of combination of the PLUSH DAMES and also the LADY in the PICTURE, it is, as you would conclude, quite THE BUSINESS, or as the fine minded youth of your technical peer group might say, QUITE RAD. >Snoop around on the computerBut enough of these other distractions of PERSNICKETY SALAMANDERS, MERRIGOLD DOLL DAMSELS or BOOGEY LOOT, you're gonna upgrade your distractions to the modern age by distracting yourself with this OLD SCHOOL COMPUTATIONAL DEVICE, look at all the ICONS. YEAH!!!!
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Post by Neptz on May 23, 2016 15:19:28 GMT
>Move the mouse to the icon with the name SQUAWKER below it and press the left button on the mouse.
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quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 23, 2016 17:56:45 GMT
> Examine contents of Trash.
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Post by badatnames on May 23, 2016 20:23:47 GMT
>Try to google "how much is £20"
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Post by crossedcaravan on May 24, 2016 15:55:00 GMT
> Check the Videos folder in the Computer icon.
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