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Post by Nero on May 24, 2016 16:27:25 GMT
>Disregard pacing and plot advancement to retrieve your trusty cricket bat to hunt some lizards.
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Post by Curris on May 26, 2016 5:50:50 GMT
Attempt to DOWNLOAD THE INTERNET so that you can do some REAL WEBSURFING.
Maybe you can MAKE IT TO a distant SHORE.
Computers sure are weird!
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Post by sirblizz98 on Aug 4, 2016 8:51:45 GMT
>Impishly sabotage this computer by changing the wallpaper background to something silly for a quick laugh.  Ha-Ha! Yes, that sounds like a right sonny idea-er, but what, you could rummaged throught the picture files of this computer for something silly... or.... you could.. yes! >Do a self portrait in an art program and use it for the background  This is, without a doubt, the greatest thign that has ever been created in the very brief history of the human race. Nothing else can top this, it's all down-hill from here. >Try to google "how much is £20"  Unfortunately there doesn't appear to be any sort of net browser, with which to access google... not even the much derided Internet Conquistador. >Open "Computer", and try to see what connected networks and devices are available.  Well it seems that there is precisely one. "ULTMTTRSSVR" what sort of bizzare thingamaboop that could be eludes you as your are not entirely up to schnops on extreme contractions, well except that it's probably some sort of server. >Check out Squawker.  It appears to be a manner of Instant Messaging service and/or Chatroom.. that's mostly used by birds if you're understanding these conversations correctly. |
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Post by quixoticTokki on Aug 4, 2016 17:40:55 GMT
> Infiltrate the chat. Pretend to be a bird.
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Post by badatnames on Aug 4, 2016 22:37:35 GMT
>Darn, we missed City Face.
> "Hello fellow birds. How are your feathers, and wings, and other avian characteristics that I also posses.
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Post by Juddy555 on Sept 22, 2016 20:54:58 GMT
> Enter "SQUAWK SQUAWK" into the chat.
This looks like a fun adventure! I hope this does not count as a necro-post.
+1 reader!
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Post by vividObscurity on Sept 28, 2016 8:14:23 GMT
> Befriend the birds in hopes of gaining more creatures for the army you seem to be amassing. Birds would be a great addition!
By the way, this is a cute comic. I can't wait to see where it goes from here!
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Post by Juddy555 on May 5, 2017 19:52:18 GMT
Aww man, this Adventure got killed by Dropbox! To be fair, it was already dying/dead, but it's still sad.
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Post by badatnames on May 6, 2017 2:13:44 GMT
This is a nice bit of nostalgia. That said, please don't necromance.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Feb 3, 2018 8:29:00 GMT
>Pretend to be a bird and chat for a while. Squawklog <a-bird-certainly> how do you do, fellow birds.
<PinkyBeak> OHAITHER
<FEATHERS> HEY ITS THAT GUY
<AceFeatherton> very well, i found some seeds
<a-bird-certainly> that sounds nice.
<AceFeatherton> oh they were great.<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> GREETINGS AGAIN CERTAINLY.
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> IT HAS BEEN MONTHS SINCE YOU LAST SQUAWKED.
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I HAD WORRIED THAT YOU HAD SUFFERED GRUESOME INJURY.<a-bird-certainly> oh no, i just got busy with life things you know.<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I UNDERSTAND.<TownyFaec> Oh yeah i getcha.
<TownyFaec> Like when your flying all casually like and then BAM!
<TownyFaec> Get caught by an falcon.
<a-bird-certainly> great constellations that sounds blighting aweful!
<TownyFaec> It was.
<TownyFaec> For my cousin.
<a-bird-certainly> oh sweet hitchinsons, are they okay?
<TownyFaec> He was never the same.
<TownyFaec> Becaus he was dead.
<Lzerbeek> RIPTHATGAI
<bird3> I no right >> Squawklog <COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> ANYWAY AS I WAS SAYING
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I DESTROYED ONE OF THE SILLY HUMAN METAL NONBIRDS
<a-bird-certainly> oh my trousers!
<TownyFaec> Bomb diggidy tel us more
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> GLADLY
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I WAS OUT ON MY REGULAR PATROLS
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> THE ONES BETWEEN MY BIHOURLY PREENING SESSIONS
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> YOU KNOW AS I DO
<bird3> yeah preening is da bes
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> IT IS
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> AFTER IM DONE HERE I SHALL COMMENCE AN EMERGENCY PREEN AND CLEAN
<COMMODROE_HAWKSLEY> THE WEATHER DID A NUMBER TO MY WELL GROOMED FEATHERS LET ME TELL YOU
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> SO I WAS THERE FLYING ABOUT AS MY MASTER INSTRUCTED
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> AND I SAW SOMETHING FLYING ABOVE
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I REFLECTED ON HOW THERE COULD NOT BE ANYTHING FLYING HIGHER THAN ME
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> AT LEAST NOTHING THAT HAD BEEN PERMITTED TO DO SO BY THE INDIVIDUAL IN CHARGE OF SUCH THINGS
<a-bird-certainly> and uh, who would that be?
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> THAT WOULD OF COURSE BE ME
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> COMMODORE SQUAWKERS HAWKSLEY MASTER OF THE AIR
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I CLIMBED RAPIDLY TOWARDS THE INTRUDER
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> AND OF COURSE IT WAS NO BIRD
<a-bird-certainly> oh dear! >> <COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> THE MASTER PROCEEDED TO CONJURE A MOST MIGHTY STORM
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> AND SWIFTLY THEN DID I OPPERATE IN CONJUCTION
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> TO SUMMON FORTH A TERRIFIC BOLT OF LIGHTNING!
<a-bird-certainly> that was you!
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> OH YES INDEED
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I AM QUITE MAGNIFICENT AND POWERFUL
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> THOUGH NOT AS SUCH AS THE MASTER
<a-bird-certainly> oh my dear.
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEM
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> THEIR PANIC AND RAGE WAS DELICIOUS
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I TOOK A SWIFT DIVE AGAINST THEM
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> AND SPLIT THEIR CRAFT IN TWO
<a-bird-certainly> oh goodness gosh!
<a-bird-certainly> do you know what happened to the pilot?
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I BELIEVE I SAW THEM ESCAPE WITH ONE OF THOSE FLOATY DOWN THINGS
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> IT MATTERS NOT OF COURSE
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> WITHOUT THEIR CRAFT THEY ARE NOW TRAPPED HERE
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> THE MASTERS TERRESTRIAL MINIONS WILL MAKE SHORT WORK OF THEM IM SURE
<a-bird-certainly> oh my josh AN: Hello yes, Strandido is back. For now. Maybe for later WHO KNOWS. |
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Post by badatnames on Feb 7, 2018 21:43:27 GMT
Oh wow, seeing this brought back is mildly surreal. Reminds me of the passage of time. Especially seeing Squakbox's interface, since I've gone from "never touched IRC" to "uses IRC on a daily basis". Or how I know recognize "City Face" as a GC reference. Sirblizz, I know your shtick is "reviving your adventures after long hiatuses", but two years is a bit of a record, no?
>Turn around and notice the ruckus behind you.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Apr 24, 2018 6:34:03 GMT
>Do a little trolling  Squawklog: <a-bird-certainly> wawawowee that all sounds distincly adventurous
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> INDEED.
<a-bird-certainly> so you fellow birdies and birdos I have some news.
<a-bird-certainly> hot takes from the vinyard which you find yourself curious towards.
<AceFeatherton> oooooh.
<FEATHERS> OWOWOWOWOWOWO
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE BUT I MUST HEAR THESE HOT TAKES.>>  Squawklog: <a-bird-certainly> so any of you birds, like preening and cleaning?
<a-bird-certainly> i mean, of course you do, right?
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> ....YES
<a-bird-certainly> Well I have heard from a most eclectic assortment of professionals on that individuals might be related to a certain sort of rock-a-doodles if you're catching my persuasion.
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> ARE YOU SAYING
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> BIRDS THAT LIKE TO PREEN
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> ARE CHICKEN?
<a-bird-certainly> :?
<AceFeatherton> I think they might be.
<bird2> tht sems to be the implicton to meeeee
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> WELL I LOVE TO PREEN AND CLEAN AND I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT ANY SORT OF COCK-A-MAY-ME COCK!
<a-bird-certainly> but I don't know man, have you checked.
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I CERTAINLY HAVE CHECKED, I AM A VICIOUS POWERFUL HAWK!!>>  Squawklog: <a-bird-certainly> Why do have such a problem with this.
<AceFeatherton> Certainly you should stop.
<COMMODORE_ HAWKSLEY> WHAT?
<a-bird-certainly> What you have some sort of a problem with cluck-cluck-aroos?
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> WHAT NO WHAT
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> THERE IS NO PROBLEM AT ALL
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I AM NOT A CHICKEN THOUGH
<a-bird-certainly> those sound like what some sort of birdist would say.
<a-bird-certainly> are you a birdist hawksley?
<AceFeatherton> Please stop trying to rile them up certainly.
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I AM NOT
<a-bird-certainly> a birdist would say that.
<TownyFaec> uh uhhhu
<FEATHERS> :C
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> YOU ARE TREADING DANGEROUS GROUND CERTAINLY
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> YOUD BEST APOLOGIZE TO ME
<a-bird-certainly> why?
<a-bird-certianly> and about calling you a birdist or a Cockadoodle?
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> BECAUSE IF YOU DONT
<AceFeatherton> Hawksley calm down pleasse.
<FEATHERS> :CCCCC
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I WILL FIND YOU
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I WILL DASH YOUR PATHETIC FRAME AGAINST THE ROCKS
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> AND I WILL DEVOUR YOUR HEART
<a-bird-certainly> Well come on then.
<a-bird-certainly> Unless you're a...
<AceFeatherton> Don't!!
<a-bird-certainly> Chicken >:}>>  You feel like you may have succeeded too well. If there can be such a thing. >>  Well you're just going to ignore that problem for a later time, as you refocus your efforts on where you are in the present and where you've been for about three or four hourse maybe at your reconing. You admit you lost track a little because you were standing at that computer for what felt like years. Like one-and-a-half years if you had to pick a random ammount. To review, you're stuck on an island, you're in a cave filled with techno-magickal weirdness, you have some crabs, You fought a definitely-hostile crab, and you lost a box you found on the beach. The way you see it, you could: A. Look for that box of yours. B. Explore this cave. C. Find out why a random over-large crab was hostile to you (Which it was) D. Or any other particular thing you can think of, you're not too married to any particular course of action. You do suppose you'll have to do some work on Escaping At some point. Even though you were told that would be very difficult by the radio. Actually, there was a radio show, there was probably a person manning that show. As well as a witch, and a wizard... and skeletons. You don't know what some of that was about, but it does give you some options. [/spoiler][/spoiler][/div]
AN: Reminder: While I haven't gotten around to fixing the forum version, the MSPFA version is all fixed up if you want to (re)read the adventure to help remember what you can/want to do. |
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Post by ten11 on Apr 27, 2018 3:23:09 GMT
>Put the radio in your inventory and explore the cave
This is really good btw
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Post by sirblizz98 on Apr 27, 2018 23:34:06 GMT
>E: Remember what other letters you've got in your alphabet.  Yes... and F, and also... abcdefG!! And and and and and >>  okay look its been a while since you've had to actively think about your ABCs GET OFF MY BACK. >Set the room back up to the way it was when you came in. Leaving someone's underwear lying about like that seems a tad bit rude.  Okay but the things you appropriated are staying in your inventory where they obviously belong>Also maybe investigate the strnd.txt file that just popped up?   You investigate the mysterious text file that appeared on the computer while you were busy making horrible life choices on the internet... Easy2ReadMode Hello Lexxy (Do you call boys Lexxy... Whatever.)
Lexx my dude Its me ya boi, the wizard of the island, the one you probably heard about on the radio, yeah that me. I sent you this message with my FANTASTICAL WIZARD POWERS to cordially invite you to my abode at the center of the island. Yeah I know Im fantastic like that. Please come at your earliest convenience my dude Lexx.
-Yours cordially Seeabove the Wizard. O>O Well thats all very intersting, and mildly creepy and all, but you've got some bricks to scrute. >Investigate the differently colored bricks.  These bricks are definitely bricks... okay well, while you're certainly no sort of BRICK MASON or anything like that, you reckon that these here BRICKS are just standard issue fired housing bricks. You figure with sufficient STRENGTH or a SUITABLE TOOL you could tear these babies down no problem. Alas you lack either at the present moment. >Explore the cave.  You decide you'll probably explore the cave. But before you do that you consult the INCREDIBLY CONFUSING MAP you found earlier... Well according to this, theres a passage deeper into these caves in the tunnel you entered earlier. >...but definitely first find out why that crab was a big meanie to you.  You join in on your crab friends powow on the floor here. Using your tremendous abilities of CRAB DIPLOMANCY, you question your decabuds on why the MEDIUM ENEMY CRAB was not a MEDIUM BRO CRAB. Your crab friends glance at each-other. Pinky reccomends you get some snacks because this is bit of a doozy. You say you're okay. >Long Ago.  The CRAB KINGDOM was in peace and harmony. The BLUE CRABS and the RED CRABS lived side by side. Though the reds were larger and more brusque, and the blues smaller and more wily, they were aligned in their purpose and most importantly, in their love of their beloved CRAB QUEEN. >>  The beautful VIRIDIAN QUEEN OF CRABKIND, no other could match the luster of her shell, nor the beauty of her claws, she was unsurpassed in all respects. All accross the Isle loved the Queen, not merely the SCUTTLING CRABS of the shore, but the GRACEFUL BIRDS of the sky, the DUTIFUL MICE, and even the DUPLICITOUS GECKOS. All the creatures of the Isle loved and paid her homage. >>  But then, one horrid day, when all seemed terrible, the Queen vanished! Flummoxed by this events, CRAB accused CRAB, the REDS and the BLUES blamed each-other and terrible strife ensued. >>  It was in this chaos that the CRIMSON USURPER came. Empowered by dark and mysterious forces, the CRIMSON USURPER took charge of the RED CRABS, and led them in driving the BLUE CRABS, and all the other crabs into exile. >>  And that is the story of why the Red Crabs are such jerks. Pinkie conlcudes. |
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Post by ten11 on Apr 28, 2018 0:14:03 GMT
>So what kind of crab is your green friend?
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