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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 1, 2016 16:29:09 GMT
I fucking love shitposting.
I don't really want this to be a fan venture, but if one of the admins/mods moves this I'm okay with it.
Anyways...
You open up TEH INTERNETS, and go to cookieclicker.com (not the actual link).
Before you stands a giant cookie. What do you do?
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Post by grandioseArbitor on Oct 1, 2016 19:31:56 GMT
Click
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 1, 2016 19:55:44 GMT
You get one cookie. Great.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Oct 1, 2016 20:16:34 GMT
Click X2 Combob
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Post by grandioseArbitor on Oct 1, 2016 20:25:09 GMT
I click HARDER
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Post by Piono on Oct 2, 2016 1:44:32 GMT
I play another, more interesting clicker game that actually has stuff. The update schedule of cookie clicker is abysmally slow.
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Post by _ on Oct 2, 2016 5:32:22 GMT
I play another, more interesting clicker game that actually has stuff. The update schedule of cookie clicker is abysmally slow. like A dark room, or Spaceplan.
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 2, 2016 7:11:21 GMT
You get one more cookie. Total - 2. You break the mouse. Cool. Upgrades ~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [5 Cookies] Total - 2. I play another, more interesting clicker game that actually has stuff. The update schedule of cookie clicker is abysmally slow. Yes, but the author, Orteil is working on other games like Legacy. Check out his tumblr, Orteil42, I check every day. He's actually pretty funny. Cookie Clicker recently updated to 2.0, it has new prestige and stuff. Besides, it's the best because it's the first, too. Upgrades ~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [5 Cookies] Total - 2. I play another, more interesting clicker game that actually has stuff. The update schedule of cookie clicker is abysmally slow. like A dark room, or Spaceplan. Dark Room is great, but I hated the ending. Space plan? Never heard of it. Upgrades ~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [5 Cookies] Total - 2.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Oct 2, 2016 7:36:24 GMT
I thank you for not spoiling the ending.
Click.
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 2, 2016 7:49:48 GMT
I thank you for not spoiling the ending. Click. No problem, but Arb broke the mouse. You need five cookies to get a new one. Upgrades ~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [5 Cookies] Total - 2.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Oct 2, 2016 8:18:40 GMT
Uhm. We screwed ourselves over. If we can't click, we can't get cookies.
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 2, 2016 8:28:08 GMT
Uhm. We screwed ourselves over. If we can't click, we can't get cookies. Think outside the box, Sail. Think outside the box. Upgrades ~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [5 Cookies] Total - 2.
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Post by _ on Oct 2, 2016 9:30:48 GMT
call your grandma.
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 2, 2016 9:56:13 GMT
"Hello?" "THIS IS 911, WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY?""Uhhh... I want to bake cookies, but I broke the mouse..." "HOW DOES THIS CONCERN US?!""I need to call my grandma!" "SO DO IT!""I lost my phone!" "THEN HOW ARE YOU CALLING US?!""Oh... Whoops..." "Hey, grandma?" "who is this?""This is... Uhh... Shit, I forgot my name!" ENTER NAME. Upgrades ~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [5 Cookies] Total - 2.
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Post by loading on Oct 2, 2016 10:29:55 GMT
Your name is cookie. Total = 3
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Post by _ on Oct 2, 2016 10:35:35 GMT
Cookie Masterson.
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 2, 2016 10:37:22 GMT
Your name is cookie. Total = 3 I would've said no, but your "thinking outside the box" and "meta" skills are amazing, I'd even say you are the most meta person on the forums having made ThreadStuck and all. "COOKIE" allocated to your last name. You need a first one, too. Name: ______ COOKIE Upgrades ~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [5 Cookies] Total - 3.
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 2, 2016 10:38:41 GMT
Good suggestion, but COOKIE is already allocated to your last name. The COOKIE count stays at three. Upgrades ~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [5 Cookies] Total - 3.
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Post by _ on Oct 2, 2016 10:41:06 GMT
make your first name Cookie, and last name Masterson.
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 2, 2016 10:42:37 GMT
make your first name Cookie, and last name Masterson. Due to a glitch, you allocate the name DUFF to your first name. Your last name remains COOKIE. Upgrades ~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [5 Cookies] Total - 3.
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Post by _ on Oct 2, 2016 10:47:46 GMT
GODDAMNIT glitch the game again and NAME YOURSELF COOKIE MASTERSON
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 2, 2016 10:55:00 GMT
GODDAMNIT glitch the game again and NAME YOURSELF COOKIE MASTERSON You do not control the glitches, they happen randomly at any t- -- GLITCH --The game glitches your name into Duff Cookiewood. Great. The cookie count remains at three. Up grades ~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [5 Cookies] Total - 3.
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Post by _ on Oct 2, 2016 11:01:36 GMT
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG open the games source code and NAME YOURSELF COOKIE FUKKING MASTERSON
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 2, 2016 11:27:42 GMT
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG open the games source code and NAME YOURSELF COOKIE FUKKING MASTERSON You open the source and attempt to name yourself "COOKIE FUCKING MASTERSON" but it denies as you can only submit two names. Your old name remains. Upgrades ~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [5 Cookies] Total - 3.
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Post by _ on Oct 2, 2016 11:40:58 GMT
reset the game and NAME YOURSELF C.O.O.K.I.E M.A.S.T.E.R.S.O.N.
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