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Post by stormlordApathy on Nov 1, 2016 1:34:24 GMT
Jake==> Purchase a large quantity of sunlamps
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Post by tofurkinator on Nov 4, 2016 0:34:29 GMT
Jake==> Purchase a large quantity of sunlamps You look up how much sunlamps are online and take a moment to figure out how much, say, three would cost aaaaand nope. WAY more than your weekly allowance. Damn. Mom'd probably just take them away anyway, though, so nothing gained, nothing lost.
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Post by RoyalADK on Nov 4, 2016 0:43:23 GMT
Jake => Inspect stack of Papers
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Post by venchi on Nov 4, 2016 7:10:33 GMT
Jake => Show contents of closet
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Post by sirblizz98 on Nov 4, 2016 7:47:00 GMT
>Jake: Purchase a small quantity of sun lamps.
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Post by sparsilelammergeier on Nov 4, 2016 10:21:02 GMT
>Jake: go get the mail!!
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Post by tofurkinator on Nov 11, 2016 16:49:48 GMT
Jake => Inspect stack of Papers You take a closer look at the pile of papers sitting on your desk. It's nothing much really, just your homework. For some reason your mom wants you to write a 2.5 page essay on the "About the Authors" page of some textbook she probably stole borrowed from her college. Eh, whatever. You'll get to it later.Jake => Show contents of closet You swing open the door to reveal that secretly, it's...Just a normal closet, really? You aren't totally sure why someone would want to see your clothes. You mean, yeah, you've got a safe in there that even you don't know the contents of, but whatever. Doesn't everybody?
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Post by Sharkalien on Nov 11, 2016 16:52:27 GMT
>Open box of baby photos
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Post by venchi on Nov 11, 2016 19:11:59 GMT
Reveal your fetchmodus
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 11, 2016 20:46:38 GMT
> Question your knowledge
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Post by tofurkinator on Nov 12, 2016 20:59:09 GMT
You tilt the box so that all the polaroids inside spill out onto the carpet. There must be at least 200 in the box, but one in particular catches your eye. You pick it up.
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You pick up your favorite childhood image and smile at it. It's a picture of you at a young age sitting on a cold metal table--you can still remember how chilly the lab was, it seemed to bite into your skin--playing with a piece of string that you had gotten earlier that day. In the background, your mom--except you called her Dr. Lalonde then (and are still technically supposed to now, but you don't really pay much mind to that anymore)--and her colleague, Dr. Harley, are arguing about something or other. Huh. Now that you think about it, you haven't seen Dr. Harley in ages. You wonder how she's doing--but then again, she is a respected doctor of genetics, so she must be doing quite well.
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Post by Sharkalien on Nov 12, 2016 21:07:18 GMT
>Pick up the "jake and rose" photograph
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Post by telaxius on Nov 12, 2016 21:17:28 GMT
> Grab your least favorite picture out from the bunch.
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 13, 2016 8:01:45 GMT
> Alternative, grab your second favorite picture out of the bunch.
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Post by tofurkinator on Nov 14, 2016 23:56:09 GMT
>Pick up the "jake and rose" photograph > Alternative, grab your second favorite picture out of the bunch. Surprise surprise! They are the same picture! It's a photograph of you at age, you don't know, you couldn't have possibly been more than two or three, with Dr. Harley. She's wearing your mom's spare shirt due to the butterfly incident from earlier that day and you're holding your favorite picture book and looking vaguely confused at all the goings-on. No wonder, too, because you couldn't see a damn thing--your glasses had snapped in two earlier.> Grab your least favorite picture out from the bunch. Oh, God, ugh. It's the butterfly photo. Snapped on your birthday roughly 25 seconds before you freaked out at the prospect of a butterfly existing, chucked your glasses halfway across the atrium, and spit up on your mom's best friend's shirt, that day is truly one to remember, though you'd rather just pretend it never happened in the first place. You grimace at the thought of it and quietly slip the photograph into your pocket to throw away later.
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Post by Sharkalien on Nov 15, 2016 0:01:18 GMT
>Crack open the safe
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Post by telaxius on Nov 15, 2016 0:28:40 GMT
> Chomp on shoe whilst flapping your arms like a butterfly.
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Post by tofurkinator on Nov 28, 2016 2:02:05 GMT
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Post by 1337Walrus on Nov 28, 2016 2:35:56 GMT
> Attempt to be Mr. Slick as an ill-timed break from Jake's perspective!
> If not, hide under bed in shame.
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Post by telaxius on Nov 28, 2016 4:35:48 GMT
> Begin to shout "HVEM ER JAKE JEG ER IKKE JAKE"
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Nov 28, 2016 6:10:49 GMT
>STRIFE!
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Post by RoyalADK on Nov 28, 2016 7:10:48 GMT
Jake => QUICKLY, MAKE IT SO NO ONE KNOWS WHAT YOU WERE PLANNING
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Post by 1337Walrus on Nov 30, 2016 10:06:24 GMT
> Strife!
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Post by tofurkinator on Dec 2, 2016 2:53:16 GMT
((News post!
I made an Amino for Swapbent, which you can join here (http://aminoapps.com/c/swapbent) if youre into that sort of thing!
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Post by tofurkinator on Dec 4, 2016 22:00:28 GMT
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==> ==>> If not, hide under bed in shame. YEAH THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA RIGHT ABOUT NOW.> Attempt to be Mr. Slick as an ill-timed break from Jake's perspective! You can't be Mr. Slick...But you can be Roxy, who is currently pestering one of her nearest & dearest friends!
temeratingCacozealous [TC] started trolling gruntledGnostalgic [GG]
TC: YO fucker YOU there???
TC: I got SOMETHING to TELL you GG: Ohh boy.
GG: You know your typing quirk, or whatever it is you call it, gives me a headache!!
GG: and yet! You still do it!
GG: What shall I do with you?
TC: ugh cmon man
TC: be cool
TC: it’s PART of WHO i AM bro
GG: Yes, and that specific part of who you are confuzzles me to no end!!
GG: I’d mightily thank you to just stop where you are, in your tracks, and type normally like a human being for once.
GG: And don’t you DARE give me that bullshit about being from a different planet or anything like that!! I’ve told you once and I’ll tell you again that that isn’t going to convince me.
GG: You are a dear friend to me and a human and nothing else!
TC: geez fine man
GG: T:-T
TC: anyway
TC: this is HELLA important so listen the fuck up
TC: you know that game youre gonna up and motherfucking play?
TC: dont
GG: Why, whatever are you talking about??
GG: What game???
GG: Certainly not the game you’ve been warning me about for months!!
GG: Hehehe!!!!! T:-Dc
gruntledGnostalgic [GG] has blocked temeratingCacozealous [TC]
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