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Post by stormlordApathy on Dec 7, 2016 0:26:31 GMT
Jane==> Introduce Roxy to the Dank Memes
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Post by tofurkinator on Dec 18, 2016 17:58:47 GMT
Jane==> Introduce Roxy to the Dank Memes 
TG: roxy
TG: u there
TG: are u bck yet
TG: lol *back
TG: come baaack
TG: wehere are you even goin
TG: antarctica or some shit
TG: where
TG: going
TG: you know what
TG: im sending u dank memes
TG: until u return
TG: here goes
TG: file: picolascage.jpg
TG: and another
TG: file: brokefood.jpg
TG: aaand another
TG: file: getshrekt.png
TG: aaaugh
TG: roxy come BACK
TG: file: blorf.jpg
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Post by idk whatever the fukc u want on Dec 18, 2016 20:24:00 GMT
one of the characters idk which you pick ====> rock sandwich
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Post by stormlordApathy on Dec 18, 2016 20:25:38 GMT
Perhaps we should see what is going on with our unresponsive friend, Roxy Harley?
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Post by . on Dec 18, 2016 21:21:03 GMT
Jane ==> show the pictures on your walls
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Post by tofurkinator on Dec 29, 2016 1:31:31 GMT
Jane ==> show the pictures on your walls  You helpfully label your drawings (plus the ultimate woman, Leslie Knope) for whatever viewer may or may not be looking in.
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 29, 2016 2:03:01 GMT
>Jane: Would Leslie Knope ever erase a heart she drew next to her friend's name? No. Draw it back on
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Post by tofurkinator on Dec 29, 2016 21:41:00 GMT
>Jane: Would Leslie Knope ever erase a heart she drew next to her friend's name? No. Draw it back on 
That is a very good point indeed!
You reach over and...
...And you draw it back on. Now, that wasn't really so hard, was it?
Perhaps we should see what is going on with our unresponsive friend, Roxy Harley?
Our friend Roxy Harley is too busy being mesmerized by the pretty swirling loading screen of Sburb Beta!
And she just realized she's been unintentionally ignoring her friend for the past few minutes just to stare at a loading screen. Good job.
GG: Oh!
GG: Deary me!
GG: Jane, I am terribly sorry for the holdup! I was simply installing the game you delivered to my door minus my knowledge or consent, just like any good friend should!
GG: That was sarcastic, in case you cannot tell.
GG: Many of the things I say are, or at least tend to be.
GG: In any case!
GG: Did you know, the game...what was it called?
GG: Sbrub?
GG: Sgurb?
GG: Sburb, that was it!
GG: The game is quite beautiful when downloading!
GG: All the spinny intricate circles...
GG: I could stare at it for hours, I do say!
TG: ok ok slow down
TG: u say u installed it?
TG: which
GG: Erm...
GG: The client, I do believe!
TG: im p sure this means i get 2 mess aroun w all ur stuff
TG: lmao
TG: *rubs hands n laugs evilly*
TG: laughs
TG: this should be fun
TG: anyway ive put in the server r u connected
GG: I think?
GG: It says I've connected to one Jane Strider, Dallas, Texas, so I do believe that is you!
TG: damn right its me
TG: now cmon
TG: weve got a game to play
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 30, 2016 18:46:54 GMT
>Be Dirk Egbert
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Post by tofurkinator on Jan 3, 2017 22:18:23 GMT
 You cannot be DIRK EGBERT! He is too busy inventing something or other! Instead, you can be ROXY HARLEY, who is CURRENTLY IN EXTREME CRISIS MODE.
This can't be happening this can't be happening this can't be happeni--
Note: the pink and green text says, "ROXY: WHAT THE FUCK / MOM: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!" |
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Post by nya on Jan 3, 2017 22:27:52 GMT
QUICK, JANE, DEPLOY THE MACHINES
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Post by Sharkalien on Jan 4, 2017 0:50:36 GMT
>Quietly say "what the fuck"
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Post by Pulsar on Jan 4, 2017 1:44:28 GMT
>Youth Roll outta there
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Post by twinfuckyou on Jan 4, 2017 5:59:31 GMT
>get on with it and FREAK THE FUCK OUT. hyperspeed motherfuckers
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Post by TrickleJest on Jan 15, 2017 17:16:41 GMT
> COME BACK THIS ADVENTURE IS GREAT AHHHHH
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Post by tofurkinator on Jan 25, 2017 18:51:41 GMT
>get on with it and FREAK THE FUCK OUT. hyperspeed motherfuckers  H̛̻͚̲̹͍̩͍ͣ́́Y̻̼̟͓̲͎̰̹͛̎̉̋̿̏̔̐P̨̤͂ͬ̄ͮͫ͗E͍͉̮̻̥͕̓ͭ͐̑͒̈ͦ̚R̢̰̼̠͚̻̓̈̎̓ͬ̃͟͠S̶̶̹͕̆͐̒P̙̮͈͉͚̣̖ͥ̐̇ͨ̋ͫ̄͠E̷͉͕͑Ȅ͓̮̖͇ͬͬ̅̊ͩͥ͠D̩͈̝̻̻̫ͨ̆ͬ̽ͯ ̡̝̩͓̯̳̺̟̫̺͂ͦ͠Á̖̼̖̲̞̬͙̆͆̕Ć̨̪̳͒̉ͣH͙̮͔́̑͘Ḭ̶̟͚͆̾Ȩ̼̙̖̰̗̤ͤ̈V̷̮̮̰͇̰̹̄́ͩ̿͊Ḙ̵̥̬ͤͮͫ͌ͦ͊͂̈́͝D̖̭̬͓͍͙̙̖͒́ͣ̆.͍̣̺̳̥̑͌̃͐̽ͅ ̴̸̰͍̤̫̘ͯ̕W̸̢͙̣̹̬̼̼ͧ̃ͥ̾ͭ̌ͪH̡̹̥̗̞̤̙̯̯̓͑̓͝E̍͛͒ͯ҉̞̺̠̤͈̳R̢͇̦̰̩ͥͨͨ͋͛̾͘Eͮ̅ͤ͌ͮͧ̽̒̚͏̦̞̻͕ͅ ͍̪̫̭̝̖̙͂͆͊͠Ț̸̰͈̠̮̠̋̈̐̈́͠O͍̙͎̼͚͙̩̬ͬ̃̊̃͘͟ͅ ͬͩ̕҉̥̖͈̤̬ͅN͌̍͌̈́ͩ̂ͨ̃҉̞͕̱̲E̻͇͎͓͓̐̋̌̓̈͆ͯ̀̚̕X̧̠͓̮͈̜̗̹̌̒̔̔ͥ̑ͥ̚͡ͅŢ̵̟̙̞͖̓ͯ̈́̿,̶̵̬ͧ̈́ ͇̦̹̩̣̫̮͓̜ͨ͊Ć̶̛̖͕̖̪Ȁ̬͓̩̳͖̥ͧ͆̍̾̂̈̅P̰̞ͫ̎T̢̼̯̬̃́ͭ̕͝A̷̦̺̰̝̪͉ͪͧ̐ͦͦ́̓̚I̢̫͈͓͕͈͕̫̮͔͒N̶̛̠͇͆͋͗?̛̟̰́
> COME BACK THIS ADVENTURE IS GREAT AHHHHH
((AN: I am so so so sorry for going on an unexpected hiatus!! There were some personal problems I had to take care of, but I am back now and will be back for the foreseeable future, updating weekends and holidays!)) |
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Post by TrickleJest on Jan 25, 2017 19:25:42 GMT
((holy fuck i'm so sorry i didn't know!!! please don't be mad D:!!! your adventure was just so good i was afraid it would implode))
>Roxy: Panic!
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Post by tofurkinator on Jan 27, 2017 3:18:38 GMT
((holy fuck i'm so sorry i didn't know!!! please don't be mad D:!!! your adventure was just so good i was afraid it would implode)) >Roxy: Panic!  You ARE panicking!!!!QUICK, JANE, DEPLOY THE MACHINES  GG: JANE WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!
TG: uhmmm
TG: im not sure??
TG: i think its called
TG: the cruxible extractor
TG: something like that
TG: no wait
TG: cruxtruder
TG: yeah
TG: theres still like 2 more thingns ive gotta put down lmao
TG: im assuming youre not that fond of your desk
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Post by Sharkalien on Jan 27, 2017 4:23:24 GMT
>Roxy: Take a chill pill
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Post by TrickleJest on Jan 27, 2017 13:01:05 GMT
>Jane: Attempt to calm down friend
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Post by stormlordApathy on Jan 29, 2017 18:23:46 GMT
Roxy==> Take a breather, and let's see how another kid is.
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Post by The mini sprite haunts me on Jan 30, 2017 17:50:30 GMT
==> Jane, talk Roxy down from her panic.
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Post by tofurkinator on Feb 3, 2017 1:29:10 GMT
 You calm down a little bit, sit down, and attempt to talk some sense into your best friend.
GG: Janey, why have you dragged me into this??
GG: This is ridiculous!!
GG: Next thing you know you will be, I don’t know, popping me into some magical dimension populated solely by unicorns, rainbows, and happy positive feelings!!
GG: Which I admit, wouldn’t be quite so bad, but still.
GG: UGHHHH!!!!!
GG: This day could not possibly get any worse!!
TG: heh why dont you calm donw a bit sweetheart
TG: down
TG: lets vidchat, ok?
TG: we can work some of the shit thats happening out there.
GG: Okay, fine.
GG: But if any more of the cuckoo kind of things that have been happening today happen while I'm gone and videochatting you
GG: This is your fault!!!
TG: calm your titties. lets just call
==> Jane, talk Roxy down from her panic. >Jane: Attempt to calm down friend 
JANE: dr jane here
JANE: ok so what seems to be the problem
ROXY: I have no time to play games right now, Jane!!
ROXY: My entire island is rocking to and fro and I can’t fathom why!
JANE: but arent we playing a game now…./??
ROXY: Argh!
ROXY: Jane, that is not the point and you know it!!
ROXY: I swear, if this gets any worse the only thing that will calm me down will be searching out my mom and persuading her to let me go trickster again!
ROXY: And I haven’t had to do that since I was little!!!!
JANE: jeez louise
JANE: wtf is going trickster
JANE: sounds like some kind of drug or somethign
JANE: is that why youre so irritable
JANE: is that the source of all ur problems
JANE: mommy used 2 drug ya up
ROXY: I WOULD THANK YOU TO NOT TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT!!!!
JANE: whoa whoa whoa
JANE: dont get ur panties in a twist, lol
ROXY: ARGH
ROXY: You are being completely undeniably irrevocably INSUFFERABLE!!!
ROXY: Why don’t you just drop more incomprehensible machinery in my bedroom while you’re at it!!!
JANE: dont mind if i do
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Post by Sharkalien on Feb 3, 2017 2:19:01 GMT
>Jane: Deploy alchemiter somewhere reasonable
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