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Post by Poligrizolph on Oct 22, 2016 15:35:27 GMT
> Hearthat: Go upstairs.
> Spadehat: Go downstairs.
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Post by yokcos on Oct 25, 2016 13:49:47 GMT
Hearthat: Go upstairs. Spadehat: Go downstairs.  The door is locked. |
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Post by eerr on Oct 25, 2016 22:48:12 GMT
>Search for puzzles.
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Post by digiornospizza on Oct 26, 2016 2:55:51 GMT
Examine elaborate wall decorations.
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Post by Poligrizolph on Oct 26, 2016 3:51:27 GMT
> Be Diamondhat(?)
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Post by yokcos on Oct 26, 2016 4:05:34 GMT
Edit: Goddamn it, I missed two commands X(
I'll do them in the next update
Search for puzzles. There's a puzzle right in front of you. It's a door that is not already open. How does one pass through such a devious mechanism? How is one to thwart the protective measures employed by the nefarious architect? Is it even possible to circumvent its blockade? Of course, this puzzle poses no challenge to you. Lick the door These doors are rather weak indeed.  Beyond the door is a crossroads with some kind of statue at its center. Off the bridges' sides is a pit that goes all the way to magma. You can go FORTH, LEFT, RIGHT or BACK.  Pass through newly-doorless doorway? Y/N |
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Post by digiornospizza on Oct 26, 2016 4:15:48 GMT
No. don't succumb to the evil schemes of plot development. lie down and think of something NORMAL to do.
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Post by becquerel on Oct 27, 2016 15:12:06 GMT
> Punch self in face to assert dominance
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Post by yokcos on Nov 1, 2016 4:04:54 GMT
Examine elaborate wall decorations  That appears to be your head in the middle there. And what's that behind it? A snake with its head on fire? You guess it's a miniboss you have to fight at some point or something. You make a note to keep hold of any loot that's strong against snakes. lie down and think of something NORMAL to do You lay down on the floor, determined to avoid the malicious schemes of Plot Development. Nay, you'll stick to NORMAL pasttimes, thank you very much! Punch self in face to assert dominance Such as showing yourself who's the boss. There, that put you in the place. You know who's in charge now and don't you forget it! Be diamondhat You're a stick figure with a hat, and by "with a hat" I mean your head is the diamond symbol. You're standing in your own home and you perfectly recall how you arrived here. You were in the middle of some rather pressing shopping then boom, you walked home. No explanation is needed for this non-mysterious locomotion. I'd ask what you'd do but it seems there's someone at the door.   Yo diamond, what's going on, what are you doing are you ready for the... the fight thing? Have you got your gun sword thing, have you got the others? I got my stuff with me, I'm locked and loaded, come on! Oh right.
The others went off somewhere to fight so I guess we're on our own today. So uh...
They gonna be back soon or what?
Nah, I don't think so. I'll bring a tank though, make sure we win.
Tanks for the extra firepower!
See what I did there?
Ah, suit yourself I thought that was funny.
Haha that was pretty good.The rare and powerful DOUBLE PUN! The old one-two, gets 'em every time... alright let's go before we stand around yakking so long the world ends. |
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Post by yokcos on Nov 3, 2016 14:00:39 GMT
Remove your face "Get away from me, face! No one likes you!" -------- -------- -------- -------- -------- -------- -------- -------- Replace your face with the candle You hastily find something to use as a face. The candle serves as a perfect substitute. New face!!! =D Allow your face to eat your body Your face makes an attempt to eat your body but fails to perform the important "digesting" stage of the eating process because it has no stomach.  You now have a face on your torso and a candle in your skullhole. |
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Post by Poligrizolph on Nov 4, 2016 1:17:18 GMT
> Everyone else: Follow Hearthat's example.
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Post by yokcos on Nov 5, 2016 2:38:42 GMT
Remove your arms Your bold quest of self-deconstruction continues without fail. Everyone else: Follow Hearthat's example. You're about to tear your face off when you trigger a trap card: Exposition! You are unaware of Hearts' face-related antics so you must remember the last thing you saw him do.  He teleported to a random spot on the planet. Well, that's not something you can do so you fail miserably in your quest to follow Hearts' example.  The last thing you know, Hearts was off to fight someone. Specifically he was going to fight Spades. That particular punching bag is not available right now so you'll just fight these jokers you scheduled last week.  Enter the arena and battle adversaries? [Y/N] |
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Post by Poligrizolph on Nov 5, 2016 2:51:20 GMT
> Y: Punch your way through the door. With your tongues.
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 5, 2016 19:27:24 GMT
> Y: Form a totem pole for extra STRENGTH.
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Post by Piono on Nov 5, 2016 19:37:33 GMT
>Y: This will be interesting.
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Post by yokcos on Nov 6, 2016 20:57:06 GMT
I choose not Y, not N, but /. You choose "/". You're not sure what that entails. To enter or not to enter, that is the question. Y: Form a totem pole for extra STRENGTH.
Y: Punch your way through the door. With your tongues.
Y: This will be interesting. You get onto Clubs and punch up the door a bit with your tongue. The door effortlessly deflects the lick, for it is invincible. No matter, the door will automatically open in a few seconds.   You have met these four adversaries before. Their leader has a black hole for a head. As you might expect, he has an IMMENSE gravitational field. He also sometimes shoots black holes from his face which messes with everyone's sense of direction, including his allies. Not much to be done about this bastard; best to eliminate his teammates first. The team's muscle has a cloud for a head. He's got lightning skills that would make Thor himself jealous. He was the world champion in lightning basketball for a while. He must die first. Their fodder is the one with the thing that looks like a gear for a face. You never knew what that was. What a stupid hat. You all agree that you hate that hat and the person to which it belongs. Stupid poopy hat. The fellow in the rice hat hasn't actually contributed to any fight at any point. He usually just sits on the outskirts of the battlefield doing absolutely nothing. Which obviously means that he has some kind of legendary unstoppable attack that he's hiding from you and saving for a special occasion. He seems to be a moron. You want to keep an eye on him to make sure he doesn't try anything fishy but he's not worth more than that.  You have your trusty Gatling Staff to pump these jokers full of deadly deadly bullets. Nobody cares about their stupid special powers when you have a gun. Just in case, you brought your Drill Tank for protection against whatever gimmicks they've brought with them. You also have your classic Bomb Bomb Bomb, which obviously explodes into Bomb Bombs and then into Bombs. How will you ice these fools? |
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Post by Piono on Nov 7, 2016 14:06:53 GMT
>Begin with clubs-head moving in through cover, diamonds will lay down suppressing fire with his gatling staff. Anyone that doesn't go down to the barrage of gunfire gets clubbed.
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Post by venchi on Nov 11, 2016 19:11:11 GMT
> Clubs-head wear the jester hat
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Post by yokcos on Nov 12, 2016 23:45:31 GMT
Clubs-head: Wear the jester hat What a wonderful hat!
Begin with clubs-head moving in through cover, diamonds will lay down suppressing fire with his gatling staff. Anyone that doesn't go down to the barrage of gunfire gets clubbed.   Such is the peril of having a black hole on your team.  Fortunately that jester hat is also a lightning rod. Club guy should run at an angle around the black hole guy so Club guy goes back in time. Keep doing so until you are at Black Hole guy's childhood. Tell him he will meet three people later in his life that he must betray, Cloud guy, Gear guy, and Rice guy. He must stick by them until he battles Diamond guy and Club guy. At which point he should kill all three of his supposed allies. That's a great idea! Except black holes don't work like that and time just slows down a bit. You get picked up off the ground by the gravity...  ...and you're dead. |
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Post by Piono on Nov 13, 2016 3:22:20 GMT
>Diamonds: Deploy drill tank, your buddy just got himself pointlessly killed and the opponents still have thunderhead over there on their time.
If now's not the time for heavy armor, I don't know what is.
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 13, 2016 8:04:40 GMT
>Diamond-Hat: Eat the black hole
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Post by yokcos on Nov 14, 2016 0:42:00 GMT
Clubs head, respawn You respawn at a random place and time, as usual. You have basically zero chance of getting back into that fight. Diamonds: deploy drill tank  Your buddy just got himself pointlessly killed and the opponents still have thunderhead over there on their side. If now's not the time for heavy armour, you don't know what is.  "Thunderhead" is unimpressed.    The tank is effortlessly countered. Diamond head, grab black hole guy's leg and shove it in his head Of course, you thought that Thunderhead would immediately destroy the tank. You took the opportunity to run right up to the black hole guy and shove his leg into his head.  Black hole guy is now floating in the air, spinning uncontrollably. You don't know if you'll just leave him like that or put him out of his misery. |
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Post by eerr on Nov 14, 2016 0:50:50 GMT
>Throw his friends at him.
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 14, 2016 5:00:19 GMT
>Also throw yourself at him
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Post by Poligrizolph on Nov 14, 2016 5:39:39 GMT
> Hook him up to a generator, make infinite energy.
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