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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 14, 2016 5:56:33 GMT
> Throw the generator at him
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Post by Piono on Nov 14, 2016 20:39:09 GMT
>Throw black hole guy at thunderhead, who shouldn't have seen you yet through all the fire and smoke. While he's distracted by being stuck in a black hole, gun them both to death with your gatling staff.
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Post by yokcos on Nov 15, 2016 4:44:35 GMT
Hook him up to a generator, make infinite energy. Energy crisis, solved. Throw the generator at him  Throw the generator at him
Also throw yourself at him
throw him like a boomerang towards the other opponents
Throw his friends at him.
Throw black hole guy at thunderhead You throw yourself at Thunderhead. By which I mean you leap in his general direction out of the obscuring smoke and fire.   His leg is taken from him, but while Thunderhead still stands it can be regrown. summon another tank No problem. You've got tanks for days. Clubs guy, run REALLY fast towards the arena You can only run at a normal speed and lack the ability to teleport or time travel or blast yourself into the air with some kind of explosion or anything. You don't even know where the arena is. It's probably not somewhere that's even accessible on foot. Still, run you shall. Also what the hell is Heat Guy doing right now? Franz Heatguy is defending his town from a foreign invader. He's far too busy to respond to commands at the moment, and is also not a stick figure with a hat, so we will be paying him no more heed.  Heart guy, on the other hand, is gazing vacantly at the front door, which is currently being knocked upon from the other side. |
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Post by Poligrizolph on Nov 15, 2016 5:01:30 GMT
> Heart Guy: Answer as you are. Act as if things are completely normal.
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Post by yokcos on Nov 15, 2016 23:21:05 GMT
Heart guy: Answer as you are You answer the door as you are, acting as though everything were perfectly normal. "We have your-" "What are you supposed to be? A demon? Where is this man's woman?" Pay more attention to Heat Guy We take a look at what Heatguy's up to, but not too closely. Because Heatguy is not a stick figure with a hat and therefore we will ignore him. He is very unimportant indeed and we will surely not be returning to see what he's doing ever again. Make a propeller out of the black hole guy and fly towards the ocean You have no idea where you would find an ocean around here. Still, fly you shall. You grab some bits of wreckage from the ruined tank and bend them into makeshift propellor arms.  summon another tank. You're too far away from land to deploy the tank there, so you just place it in midair and let it fall. Tell us how Black Hole guy came to be Black Hole guy never "came to be". Nor did any stick figure. Instead they are themselves from the future. Hang on, let me draw a diagram...  At some point in the future, every stick figure will inevitably go back in time and become their past self, either by dying and respawning in the past or through some time travel power. So there's no point at which they "come to be". For some, that's the whole story (ignoring Limbo): Go to future, die, respawn in past, repeat. As you might expect, that's not where it ends for everyone. See, stick figures respawn at a random time and place, so they can die any number of times before ending up back where they started. And every moment they're chasing the trail left by themselves in the future in an endless ouroboros of fate. Of course, they can't remember the immediate future. As time passes after an event (from their perspective), they forget details of the event. After half their lifetime has passed, the event is totally forgotten. So if they live for a total of 80 years, they may or may not remember the past 40 years, but the 40 years before that (which is also the next 40 years) is guaranteed to be forgotten, and is marked in red on the diagram. |
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Post by Piono on Nov 15, 2016 23:58:04 GMT
>Diamonds: THATS NOT HOW YOU WIN A FIGHT
Now go back there with your propeller and spawn a drill tank on top of thunderhead.
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Post by yokcos on Nov 16, 2016 1:42:44 GMT
THATS NOT HOW YOU WIN A FIGHT
Now go back there with your propeller and spawn a drill tank on top of thunderhead.  No need. Looks like he followed you. I want some more Lore. Well, there's a Fly Head stick figure who remembers his entire life. He feels eternally perplexed and dissatisfied by his situation. If he were to review his life, its score would be a zero. |
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Post by Piono on Nov 16, 2016 2:22:20 GMT
>Diamond: Time to start throwing tanks.
Begin spawning drill tanks above Thunderhead as quickly as you can, summoning more in between you two whenever he gets ready to attack, blocking his shots. Once he is distracted enough trying to dodge the rain of giant tanks, fill him full of holes with your gatling staff.
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 16, 2016 10:18:06 GMT
> Readers: Don't understand anything
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Post by yokcos on Nov 16, 2016 19:47:16 GMT
Time to start throwing tanks. You start throwing tanks at Thunderhead, hopefully more than he can reasonably dodge.   Thunderhead counters by deploying Russia as a shield.    Fortunately for you, Russia is made of mere earth and rock. Child's play for a tank whose main feature is a drill. It begins to dawn on you that Thunderhead's defense was not particularly well thought through.   ...Except the tanks lose a lot of their momentum passing through Russia and plummet after coming out the back/bottom, missing their mark completely. Readers: Don't understand anything What is this nonsense? You don't even know which way is up anymore!  Time travel? Russia? Suits? Heatguy? Black hole? What is this preposterous nonsense! This story is abominable and its author should be hanged for invoking such infantile and nonsensical concepts! How does he expect anyone to follow all of this poppycock!  You decide to rest your brain for a bit with some mindless entertainment. You settle down to see if you can finally finish Desperate Times before returning to this stupid stick figure story. |
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Post by Piono on Nov 16, 2016 20:27:50 GMT
Affix black hole head propeller to the front of a drill tank in such a way as to continually pull the drill tank forward through the center of Russia. Keep close to this drill tank.
Continue throwing drill tanks.
The now black-hole-powered drill tank will retain its speed after pushing through Russia, allowing you to continue your slew of drill tanks on the far side of it, preventing thunderhead from being able to block everything, and still keeping him distracted from you, who will be driving the black-hole-powered drill tank straight into his face.
Death by black hole has worked on the others, so why not on him?
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Post by yokcos on Nov 17, 2016 1:08:17 GMT
Can we pay attention to Fly Head? Fly head just got punched.  The aggressor has the ability to punch people into the past. Fly head was punched just under half a second into the past, right into the path of an incoming punch.  The incoming punch connects.  The one who delivered the punch has the ability to punch people into the past. Fly head is displaced just under half a second into the past, where a fist is already en route...  Alright, worth a try.     The black hole has the remarkable ability to consume the matter around it, growing in mass as it does so, increasing its size and power. As it consumes Russia, it gathers enough strength to pry you from your freefall to the planet below and to draw you into its deadly maw.  Fortunately for you, Thunderhead is simultaneously drawn into the black hole.  You have died and arrived in Limbo. Guess that fight was a draw then. Better than losing, you guess. Wait, crud! Black hole guy survived! Gah, that's a loss then. You must remember to congratulate the team when you next see them. |
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Post by Piono on Nov 17, 2016 3:45:26 GMT
RIP diamond head but hey, I tried.
>Explain Limbo
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Post by yokcos on Nov 19, 2016 22:25:18 GMT
Explain Limbo The previous explanation of the cycle of death and rebirth was something of a simplification. Between the death of a stick figure and its resurrection, it spends some time in Limbo. Resurrection occurs when the stick figure dies whilst in Limbo. So, when one dies in the "real" world, one arrives in Limbo, and death in Limbo sends one back to the "real" world. Become a stick figure with a frog hat. You don't have a frog hat to put on. If you could find a frog hat, maybe you could then conclude your quest. You feel something tickling you from behind. |
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Post by Poligrizolph on Nov 20, 2016 1:29:33 GMT
> Diamond head: Throw yourself off of that cliff behind you.
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Post by venchi on Nov 20, 2016 13:38:47 GMT
Hearthguy: Consider releasing the woman from your bottle
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Post by eerr on Nov 21, 2016 6:03:28 GMT
>Use the lighting to light your candle.
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 21, 2016 9:21:56 GMT
> Switch to Coke-Head!
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Post by Piono on Nov 21, 2016 21:14:41 GMT
>Diamond: unless there's something better to do in Limbo, jump off a cliff.
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Post by yokcos on Nov 21, 2016 21:44:41 GMT
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Post by Poligrizolph on Nov 21, 2016 23:56:50 GMT
> Guy: Die.
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Post by eerr on Nov 22, 2016 3:03:25 GMT
>Give her a piggyback ride.
>HELLS YES.
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Post by digiornospizza on Nov 22, 2016 3:05:05 GMT
johnny test: turn on your master.
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 22, 2016 9:04:38 GMT
> Eat digiorno pizzer!
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Post by yokcos on Nov 24, 2016 18:46:49 GMT
Remove his skull, remove his spleen, remove his kidneys. The intruder says farewell to more of his organs. Guy: Die He decides that now is as good a time as any to keel over and expire. Give her a piggyback ride. HELLS YES Test seems rather perplexed by the situation. johnny test: turn on your master. She turns away from her master and egresses at high speed. She's had enough weirdness for one day. Perhaps she shall return when things become rather more normal. Allow the intruder's face to eat your body. You continue to assemble your face kebab. |
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