Post by digiornospizza on Oct 18, 2016 2:29:48 GMT
The sequel to an unfinished adventure that was lost. I am the original author.
woah! a giant! oh, that's not a giant! that's you! you friccin moron!
There you are! you are bit. you enjoy wearing a series of elaborate HATS, all of which you have lost, due to some hilarious and infuriating antics. you just so happen to be intensely allergic to BEES, and you are surprised to find out that you haven't been stung a single time today! and this SAPLING in front of you is devoid of them completely. what will you do?
Post by digiornospizza on Oct 26, 2016 0:29:36 GMT
You celebrate your own incompetence with a silly dance.
you notice one of your CELLMATES sitting behind you. well that was embarrassing. he seems to think you are the FELON, although slimmed down from running from the cops. from what he said, you can infer four things.
1. "you" were arrested two years ago for selling illegal MODS. 2. "you" are known around here as DONNY JAILBREAK. 3. "you" got this name for your numerous escapes, which eventually failed. 4. this is "your" fifth time being re-arrested. (according to everyone else)
Most people would say the best thing to do when you first go to jail is to beat up the biggest guy there.
Post by digiornospizza on Oct 26, 2016 2:47:16 GMT
Your CELLMATE throws his trusty knife. the BIG MAN hass the anger. suddenly, the lights go out. numerous knives have appeared. the BIG MAN has been slain. he collapses, taking most of the floor with him.