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Post by digiornospizza on Oct 18, 2016 2:29:48 GMT
The sequel to an unfinished adventure that was lost. I am the original author. >start  woah! a giant! oh, that's not a giant! that's you! you friccin moron! >zoom out  There you are! you are bit. you enjoy wearing a series of elaborate HATS, all of which you have lost, due to some hilarious and infuriating antics. you just so happen to be intensely allergic to BEES, and you are surprised to find out that you haven't been stung a single time today! and this SAPLING in front of you is devoid of them completely. what will you do? |
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Post by Sharkalien on Oct 18, 2016 3:43:01 GMT
>Go punch a cop
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Post by digiornospizza on Oct 18, 2016 4:03:02 GMT
 You are starting to get nervous.  The officer approaches! your adorable feet shuffles shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! |
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Post by sirblizz98 on Oct 18, 2016 4:23:31 GMT
>Kick that Cop!
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Post by Meganerd502 on Oct 18, 2016 12:14:55 GMT
>Book it, Smokeyyy!
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Post by yokcos on Oct 18, 2016 18:17:35 GMT
That cop's waist is greater than the legal maximum. Arrest him!
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Post by Sharkalien on Oct 18, 2016 23:07:19 GMT
>Point at that bee on his shirt
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Post by digiornospizza on Oct 21, 2016 5:56:19 GMT
 You can't do it. your hand is trembling. you are too much of a lawful neutral to punch a police officer!  you start to question if there really is an upside to the lack of detail in the world. is this even a real police officer? |
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LukeTheNerd
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Post by LukeTheNerd on Oct 21, 2016 14:11:38 GMT
>Lightly push on police officer
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Post by digiornospizza on Oct 21, 2016 21:18:09 GMT
 The Cop? removes his uniform and reveals himself to be a ESCAPED FELON. the BEE lands on your nose. you black out.  you wake up. the FELON has escaped with your hat. that sting made you swell considerably. the FELON's false uniform is lying on the ground. |
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Post by gimeurcookie on Oct 22, 2016 21:35:21 GMT
> Take the clothes and go to the police, warn them about what happened like a rational being.
> Or wear the clothes like an irrational being.
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Post by digiornospizza on Oct 24, 2016 0:47:33 GMT
 you would never pass up the chance for a new hat. you put on the full uniform. you kinda look like the guy who took your hat.  a real policeman shows up. he says something along the lines of "i finally caught you." at least you think that's what he said. his mouth is too full of food to understand him completely.  he pulls out his baton and swings it around. you are knocked out. |
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Post by sirblizz98 on Oct 24, 2016 4:49:02 GMT
>Have Crazy coma dreams
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Post by digiornospizza on Oct 25, 2016 1:05:20 GMT
 you begin to have a half-conscious transition dream. you are now in jail, completely alone. your swelling has went down. you got the JAIL HAT. |
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Post by gimeurcookie on Oct 25, 2016 2:14:13 GMT
> You're an irrational being for putting on the police clothes, hooray!
> Scream for someone to open up the the cell, you're innocent you swear.
> What crime are you even accused of?
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Post by sirblizz98 on Oct 25, 2016 6:27:09 GMT
>The only sensible thing to do in prison is to get mad shredded dog.
>Get dat done do.
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Post by digiornospizza on Oct 26, 2016 0:29:36 GMT
 You celebrate your own incompetence with a silly dance.  you notice one of your CELLMATES sitting behind you. well that was embarrassing. he seems to think you are the FELON, although slimmed down from running from the cops. from what he said, you can infer four things. 1. "you" were arrested two years ago for selling illegal MODS. 2. "you" are known around here as DONNY JAILBREAK. 3. "you" got this name for your numerous escapes, which eventually failed. 4. this is "your" fifth time being re-arrested. (according to everyone else) Most people would say the best thing to do when you first go to jail is to beat up the biggest guy there.  you hope they didn't mean that literally. |
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Post by sirblizz98 on Oct 26, 2016 0:47:51 GMT
>Of course it's literal, take him down slick.
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Post by digiornospizza on Oct 26, 2016 2:47:16 GMT
 Your CELLMATE throws his trusty knife. the BIG MAN hass the anger. suddenly, the lights go out. numerous knives have appeared. the BIG MAN has been slain. he collapses, taking most of the floor with him.
where did all those other knives come from? |
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Post by sirblizz98 on Oct 26, 2016 4:52:27 GMT
>Obviously they were summoned by your powerful MURDEROUS INTENT. There can be no other possibility.
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Post by Agustusceezar on Oct 28, 2016 22:17:17 GMT
Another cellmate who is trying to show off his knife skills
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Post by digiornospizza on Oct 28, 2016 23:32:03 GMT
 there he is. there is a huge chasm between the two of you. the door to the cell is on the other side. what will you do? |
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Post by sirblizz98 on Oct 28, 2016 23:36:46 GMT
>Do some style of acrobatic maneuver over the chasm.
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Post by Sharkalien on Oct 28, 2016 23:37:08 GMT
>Ask him if he would kindly attach a rope to one of his knives and throw it over
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Post by digiornospizza on Oct 28, 2016 23:55:20 GMT
 he pretends he doesn't have a knife, and the other guy is pretty convinced. you are starting to feel like there was no knife at all. in fact, you feel pretty stupid for even thinking there was one.  but he did have the brilliant idea of throwing rope towards us. how nice of him. his plan fails. |
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