DABE: jhon wherd did youre hair go JHON: head DABE: oh DABE: i cann ot see it befause the blapck back round DABE: also whats is wrogn wit hthe finger DABE: its like ..lite brown?? instead of normal DABE: i thing the finger-owner is sicc JHON: you coud say that DABE: it remind me of swet bro and hecka jefs skin which also wierd-color JHON: it is DABE: ?? JHON: swet bros finger DABE: why come the rest of his body is not atached JHON: i killt him
DABE: WAHT???! DABE: it wat swet bros body in the caik?!? JHON: um sory?? DABE: swet bro and hecka jef we're my bets fruends DABE: i even made a website-comic about then JHON: wel he got in my way wehn i try to simply throw a picka xe out my window also i was angery DABE: *snif* DABE: is hecka jef at leats o. k. JHON: yes, prolalby JHON: shh ...., it wil be ok
>jhon ; quickly make out with dabe before tebhd end
First, you tell the Brute to stop talking like a god damned imbecile. It's bad enough we've got to wear this yellow garbage. If he expects you to accept one more ounce of embarrassment in one day, you'll be happy to replace his nauseatingly Prospit-colored outfit with a nice red one, you say.
He doesn't respond.
You don't have time for these humans and their infantile antics. You've got too much paperwork to not do. You radio the nearest Authority Regulator and order him to handle it. He says something unintelligible. Just get it done, you say.
Everything seems even more terrible than usual today. Must be the new outfits.
Rose: Wonder why you are immune to the shitty things happening around you.
As far as you can tell, the phenomenon is affecting everyone and everything except for you. You can't imagine what is so special about you, though. The most likely explanation is that this is all simply some sort of hallucination, or perhaps a vivid dream. You have to admit, it's kind of funny sometimes. Still, with Sburb putting everyone's life in danger, your brain couldn't have chosen a worse time to break. Unless Sburb is only part of the dream, you suppose.
Standing like this is giving you an uncomfortable sense of déjà vu.
You aren't really sure if you can be a fictional character, but you decide to check the newest Midnight Crew update. Unfortunately, it looks as though your favorite webcomic has fallen victim to the shittiness phenomenon as well. Or perhaps Hussie simply decided to make a low-quality parody of his own webcomic, within his own webcomic. You never really know with that guy.
>Rose: attept to cotat truls tosee if theyr more fuked th an usal
testacleTheorist [TT] at gelloCAlibater [GC] TT: Hello? GC: W4T TT: Do you know what my name is? GC: UM...........,..Y34 GC: 1TS ROZ3 GC: Y?!? TT: Ok. Thank you. GC: YOUR FUCC1NG W13RD GC: 114443313344334443434143134434311 GC: 4113411341311434441344331331114311 TT: God, shut up. GC: 3414314414131341114441133431414133 testacleTheorist [TT] is gone from gelloCAlibater [GC]
anonamousVengance [AV] has too pester testacleTheorist [TT] AV: roze AV: staird are very dangrous AV: donut fall doun them AV: lern from my mis-takes...... TT: Yes, I remember the meme.
AV: are yuo in the median TT: Well. I was definitely sent somewhere. TT: I'm on a completely white planet. AV: mine comes in blapck TT: Do you have any idea what we're supposed to be doing here? AV: no TT: Ok. Great.
TT: By the way, Hella Jeff...how are you real? AV: wow...............thast kind of a deep quetiosn AV: same way as you i gues?? TT: No, I mean, you're from Dave's comic. Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. TT: Dabe's* AV: ok, firts of all, my name is: hecka jef AV: also the comic based on me and swet bro, what did you thing the titel means?? stutid TT: So Dabe met you and decided to make a comic about you? AV: yes, we liv near eac other and grow up as bets fruends TT: And your name is actually "Hecka Jef"? AV: my ful name is heckacious jeferey TT: Who names their kid that? AV: wow, stop beign rude mauybe??
TT: Is Sweet Bro actually dead? AV: ......... AV: yes AV: he wass brutely murbered..... AV: by jhon ebgret TT: How did you know "Jhon" did it? AV: i was their
AV: a mothn ago we took dabe to washigon to live with jhon, his new daddy TT: What. AV: and tooday erlier we decied to visit him too see how doign (also to eat jhons birday caek)
AV: swet bro clinb window to say helo....
AV: but then is murdewed!!!!!
AV: i calln pollice ..
AV: but i am afrad to go to swet bro be cause jhon vialently has come outsid to dehanditate his dadd
AV: so i flewn back to home
AV: swet bro was supose to be a play sturb with me wehn we gotten home AV: so im playig with yuo instad AV: so that i can liv and also....
AV: so i can follo jhon intu the sessio, AV: and kill him!!
TT: Intense. TT: I don't think John is here, though. He wouldn't play, remember? AV: yeabut hes is here i saw him he're in my dream TT: Your dream? AV: yes id dream on prostit theres clouns TT: Ok, thanks for the explanation. AV: jhon will be their soon/ TT: On "Prostit"? AV: no at youre hous TT: Is Dabe here too? AV: yes in the insipidspear i dint see him go their at youre hous thoug TT: Ok. TT: Well, I'm not going to let you kill John. TT: It does sound like he's done some terrible things. TT: But this isn't the John I knew. TT: "Jhon" may be some sort of brainless sociopath, but John never would have intentionally hurt an innocent person beyond mild pranks. TT: I'll find a way to bring him back. TT: To bring all of them back. TT: Somehow. AV: john is juts jhon spelt wrongly, there is no two differance in people, only jhon AV: he coud go after my belobed germysprit next!! AV: or.......ARE YOU NEXT? AV: his crimed cantot go unpunnishe AV: he shell pay!!!! anonamousVengance [AV] all done psetering testacleTheorist [TT]
You suppose you have to sympathize. If someone you loved was killed in your presence, you're sure your thoughts would quickly turn to revenge.
But that's why you have to keep Jhon alive. You know John is still inside there, somewhere. He has to be.
>Gemroy, get out of that sprite..! you hav to use it to bring back Sweet Bro instaed
youn cant get out the!!
HECKA JEF: whap are you doid GERMYSPRIT: tyring to get out sprite so we revibe swet bro HECKA JEF: their is none use HECKA JEF: swet brothers bodily has ben consumped HECKA JEF: by jhon ebgret GERMYSPRIT: WAHT!!!!!! GERMYSPRIT: letd kill him HECKA JEF: i kno rihgt?? HECKA JEF: bub first id jet-lag so sleeping, bye