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Post by waffleyboyo on Apr 1, 2019 5:32:07 GMT
h*ck everyones voting for aradead on both the here and tweeter pole.
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Post by i dont know how to forum on Apr 1, 2019 5:42:08 GMT
Holy shit
Thank you so much o this is truly an honor
Nothing else in my life could possibly top this moment
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Post by pain on Apr 1, 2019 6:19:59 GMT
doc scratch/final agent makeouts have already been unleashed onto this ungodly planet. what's next? doc scratch/final agent porn?
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Post by bigfanespectatornumberone on Apr 1, 2019 6:34:55 GMT
Ineteradasting that FA , said theres 3 final gardens,... 1 is him ovbously , the other seens to be rose? teenag girl and since the pink son is tie'd to time it wold explain her prowers. Also, FA said his employed by a demOn , wich is funy becaose Hecka Jef had a Que Ball in his desk during the biig man arc. (prehaps, cold hecka jef be the demon... mayb a ^2 prototypeen with geromy or rather a 8^y 2 prototpying.
enough theorising, heres a low effort funy
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Post by Luigicat11 on Apr 1, 2019 6:52:28 GMT
hopy h*ck guys do you know the dayh it is?
its momih*ckin' APRIL FOOLS up in this binch!
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Post by woa on Apr 1, 2019 6:58:36 GMT
h*ck thast a lot whyte wordes, but im reed themall anywayes for repsect the eforts of o
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Post by 0 (Zero) on Apr 1, 2019 9:33:38 GMT
What an amazing update
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Post by Happygate on Apr 1, 2019 11:57:20 GMT
If you aren't voting for Dabros, then like what are you doing? He's only had 1 panel so far, I wanna see his personality before he dies.
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Post by coolandnewmemer on Apr 1, 2019 12:22:27 GMT
Equius is literally the best character what are you doing
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Post by ElvenPotatoes on Apr 1, 2019 12:51:53 GMT
Oh. My. Effin' Lord!!!!! Final Guardians are Temporal and First Guardians are Spacial. This obviously has some connection to Rose's time powers along with her being a Lord of Space. Think this duality is pretty cool but... the PINK SUN IS REAL?!?! Over the events of Homestuck, the existence of the Pink Sun was theorized heavily. (https://pixie-styx.tumblr.com/post/107703024517/the-pink-sun). Oh the Cue Ball is also what gifts both of them their powers. FA being a Final Guardian needs some explaining but he does say that DS isn't event the real First Guardian and that that one has other stuff he's doing. Now I have an idea. Corrupted characters aren't enhanced. THEY'RE REPLACED! That makes so many things make sense. Also, he says Rose is a last guardian (teenage girl in another Universe) which would explain her time powers. Now, who is FA's employer? I dunno. It ain't English. Could be Calliope. Rose also coins the term, most likely at the end of her quest after what AR/Bg'logmomi'golbyglb's conversation was. We also know now know that 'o' caused the corruption. The STRONG-JUNP. Is a reference to Equius. FA has the 2 rings from the human session on his chess board, the Time Nanchos, a clock similar to the one owned by DS (the one that lead to Slick's escape www.homestuck.com/story/6138) and a wireless mouse with a cueball trackpad referencing this: www.homestuck.com/story/5488 . He also has a bunch of pictures (2 of Rose, Doc, Jhon, 2 of Hecka but one may be O, Momi and Lord Span/Engl-ish.) I also like his Cueball Swivel chair. It's kinda hilarious. They also referenced the fan art of the two guardians kissing! Yay! Also we should talk about Gametez running from Aradead and Eridumb. Nothing Much.
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Post by greenapple on Apr 1, 2019 13:41:26 GMT
The scene with chess obviously references game of Calliope and Caliborn (or Calmasis and Zazzerpan, if you want to be nerdy). D*c Scratch is made of Caliborn and other people. Final Agent is made of Calliope and other people? Equihorse (stong-junp)? Aradead (time-powers, fighting someone nasty in the air just like Aradia in Make Her Pay)? Dabe (something about the FA reminds me of him)? Also, what is the juju of FA, counterpart to Lil' Cal?
Also "teenage girl in another universe" may not be Rose. In fact, maybe Rose is mysterious employer of FA, while "teenage girl" may be some troll in A1 (Aranea?). Or Roxy. Or Jane. Or Calliope. Or Condesce - her quirk represents teenage girls.
FA trapped Granpa? (that person is like super old. and Granpa travelled to Harold)
Rose will HATE Kanaya, not LOVE? Wow, that sure is a downer.
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Post by ElvenPotatoes on Apr 1, 2019 13:55:44 GMT
Also: Is Post-Scratch Rose the second guardian of that planet?
Commands:
Aradead: Get into the game. Petpeta: Get distacted leaving Kraket with time 2 escapee Kraket: GFTO!!!! Dabros: Be named Dabros Nimtram Dabros: Summen creature from the fiduspan ball] Equihorse: Look at all the My LittEL Porn-Horse Fanart U have collectde Equihorse: b visitteed by ur daddy Aradead: Brak Haeds
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Post by greenapple on Apr 1, 2019 14:05:41 GMT
dabros: U PATHETINC H*CKING WINP!! dabros: surf haroldnet for inspirancho dabros: guitar solo dabros: speak with your imaginary fiend Lord Spanish dabros: play some pokemoonmoon dabros: dream about alien furry dabros: wheel to Kraket's hive equihorse: YES ART equihorse: buid robobs equihorse: brek robobs equihorse: kiss robobs equihorse: beat robobs equihorse: pester aradead petpeta: pester equihorse petpeta: LIK AND TEAR petpeta: CUT KRAKET'S TAIL FOR GOOD petpeta: sudden XXXplosion petpeta: describe your opinions on other trolls like Sollecks Gametez Aradead petpeta: ship Kraket with your cat petpeta: TROLL ROMANSE PLEASE!!! aradead: how is your lusus aradead: SOLLECKS aradead: EQUIHORSE aradead: steel ATH bok aradead: S/ MAKE HER GAY aradead: pester papaya
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Post by takenusername on Apr 1, 2019 14:19:57 GMT
Also "teenage girl in another universe" may not be Rose. In fact, maybe Rose is mysterious employer of FA, while "teenage girl" may be some troll in A1 (Aranea?). Or Roxy. Or Jane. Or Calliope. Or Condesce - her quirk represents teenage girls. honestly hoping condesce here;; it would be really interesting if all 3 of the main villians are uncorrupted oops sorry i mispelt enhanced
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Post by fedoraswap on Apr 1, 2019 16:29:01 GMT
Duges can wee stop refrering to the booring roze as normnal an all the COOL CHARACTERS as corrumpt. O alreany confirmed that roze is corrupt n everyone else is cool and new.
Seriously though, I liked the gametez part of this update. I wonder how he'll enter the game if he's not at his house. I'm thinking that many of the troles will enter in the wrong house. Kraket might enter in petpeta's house, and aradead might enter in gametez's house.
Suggestions: Aradead:DRONK CLOUN JUICE Aradead: nopes. Donut do that Aradead:Spookylog Aradead:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Aradead:0_0 Aradead:Eat honk Aradead:Spook sum of ur friends Aradead:fight vrasky Aradead:go home Aradead:deploy alchemiter Aradead:alchamize ghonst gushers Doom Aradeads:appear Doom Aradeads:time shenenigans Doom Aradeads:kiss eanchother
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Post by woa on Apr 1, 2019 16:54:20 GMT
so ok theery time full list of gardens: beq, (gogcat?), harold real first garden, whyte wordes guy, l rd spanish...? whyte wordes guy 2, his emploer, adn a teen aged girl in an other unaverse. aswe can look at heer both whyte wordes guys are the employed of a same pare of demons. demon 1 is l rd spanish as showed heer (he is probably from wwg and kill wwg2) and the othe one is wwg2 employer, who we don'ot know who it is. i am included a helpfull chart to shwo that infromatoin. it'd be ease to say rozeis the teen aged girl from anothe unaverse, because that's what's she's. ans aswell she has time powers like wwg2. but i actualy thing roze or "rose" is the employer in stead, whiich meaned wwg2 is a mix of roze, a cueball, and some other things also probaly. maybe she canbe l rd roze i gues. she'd alreany a lord afteall. another thing for mentioning isthat many of the roze-like characters are wwg-related. maybe it has a thing to do with cuebal? so the final to guess is who are the girl and harold first real guaden. i thoughed papaya would maybe be the 1th gardin because she'd green, but aparently itis a he ( at bomtom of the page) (or mabye papaya is actualy boy, and became gorl through enhancement, but i think not) oh yeah i have none cleus about the girl, shes pobably post-scatch roze or something liek that. aradead: takeout your white eyed and put oranges eyed insted
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Post by 🤷 on Apr 1, 2019 21:55:23 GMT
We also know now know that 'o' caused the corruption. If you're talking about the text on this page, it could just be an Oxford comma. (Another point against people who think that convention reduces ambiguity!) I don't suppose one of our hosts would care to clarify?
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Post by greatbigdot on Apr 1, 2019 22:17:47 GMT
Alright, so there's some counterpart to Lord English. There are a lot of properties and people that are implied to be a part of or have something to do with this second demon, if only by appeal to symmetry. First let me summarize some things we know about the first demon. Lord English: - Is an amalgamation of several entities:
- Gamzee/2
- AVERAGE(Equius, brain-ghost-Dirk) + sprite-based Sburb knowledge
- Caliborn, Lord of Time, whose intrepid soul dominates the amalgamation, due to unmatched stubbornness, the raw power of a Lord, and the fact that he had practice.
- Is unconditionally immortal
- Is more omnipotent than just about anyone
- Is more omnimaleovolent than just about anyone
- Is a known, sanctioned part of Paradox Space, despite the fact that he...
- Utterly hates all life that isn't him and intends to kill all of it
- Infiltrates universes to do just that via Lil' Cal.
- One of the ways in which he uses Lil' Cal to infiltrate universes is by orchestrating the creation of Doc Scratch. Doc Scratch:
- Is an excellent host.
- Is made of:
- Lil' Cal
- Omniscient cueball
- First Guardian genetic code
- Incidentally, this appears to forge a connection between Lord English and the Green Sun, an inherently space-based entity, granting him at least partial control over his complementary aspect.
- This is an example of LE's modus operandi: taking pre-existing parts of Sburb, Paradox Space, and the story at large and corrupting and twisting them to serve him and to have always served him.
Combining this with other clues, the second demon probably has some of the following properties (but note that some are mutually inconsistent): - Is an amalgamation of several things, potentially including:
- Other half of Gamzee/Gametez
- Equihorse ('cause of the strongjunp)?
- Doomed Calliope/Capillary
- Intrepid soul dominates amalgamation, partially due to practice?
- Cabilron?
- Roze?
- Rose, Lord of Space?
- Intrepid soul dominates amalgamation, due to the raw power of a Lord, and maybe also being the only Enhanced part?
- FDG3, or at least something Bg'ogubglog'ybul/horrorterror related? (Two "demons" are tearing apart the trol session, presumably the BIG MAN (pre-Scratch Earth's incarnation of LE) and FDG3. It would make sense for the two pairs of demons to match up.)
- Unfathomably horrid soul dominates amalgamation; mortal minds are instantly overwhelmed and grimdark'd by mental contact with it.
- (Incidentally, Rose is an honorary horror terrer.)
- ⁇⁇⁇?
- Is unconditionally immortal
- Is more omnipotent than just about anyone
- Is more omnimalevolent than just about anyone
- Is an anomalous, artificial part of Paradox Space
- Hates all life? Or hates all life that isn't Enhanced? And intends to kill all of them?
- Infiltrates universes to do just that by way of ⁇⁇⁇?
- One of the ways in which he does that is by orchestrating the creation of the Final Agent. The Final Agent:
- Is a host.
- Is made of:
- ⁇⁇⁇?
- Omniscient cueball
- The Last Guardian genetic code (ROZE code? MEOW code?)
- This may incidentally grant the second demon a connection to the Pink Sun, an inherently time-based entity, granting them at least partial control over their complementary aspect
- An example of what may be the Last Guardian's modus operandi: refusing to accept the existing rules and structure of Sburb, Paradox Space, and the story, and instead creating their own power to wield—power which stands in opposition to the existing powers.
Alright, based on that, here's my prediction: Rose goes totally grimdark. Maybe she fails. Maybe Jhon, Jaed, and Dabe die. Maybe Kanaya does. Maybe she learns it's impossible to make the world match her memory. Perhaps she decides that if she can't fix the Corruption, she must annihilate it. Or maybe that's the prerequisite for replacing it. Anyway, with no small help from Bg'ogubglog'ybul and/or FDG3, she succumbs and basically goes totally off the deep end in every way. She ascends to god-tier, completes her quest [by/despite] rejecting its rules, creates the pink sun, etc. Kanaya tries to save her every step of the way, but is ultimately unsuccessful, and pays a high price. Rose creates and/or becomes part of the demon, along with FDG3 (and possibly half of Gamzee and some version of Calliope). The demon then infiltrates universes in a way similar to LE, often by way of the Last Guardian, to accomplish her ultimate goal.
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Post by o on Apr 1, 2019 22:18:40 GMT
We also know now know that 'o' caused the corruption. If you're talking about the text on this page, it could just be an Oxford comma. (Another point against people who think that convention reduces ambiguity!) I don't suppose one of our hosts would care to clarify? i think it is the oxfrod kind of commma,that sounds fancyer
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Post by woa on Apr 1, 2019 22:38:21 GMT
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Post by greatbigdot on Apr 1, 2019 22:40:15 GMT
oops, typo, fixed
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Post by waffleyboyo on Apr 1, 2019 22:40:27 GMT
roze is the spac playre, hecka is the time playre.
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Post by Dingle, Hero of Time on Apr 1, 2019 23:00:11 GMT
It's very interesting to hear everyone's fan theories! I think my favorite one is the theory that Calliope inhabits the Last Guardian or whatever his name was.
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Post by lampshadejustice on Apr 1, 2019 23:49:06 GMT
guyse, dabros doesnt have much time left he shoul'd get to bee the BEST TROLE (at leats for a little bit...) DABROS: live on the egde and do some bad *ss stuff DABROS: wish for what is youre greatset dream (so it wilc ome true) DABROS: sick whealchair stunts!!! DABROS: rap a amazing dis track to youre haters
team dabros fourever
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Post by takenusername on Apr 1, 2019 23:55:01 GMT
game theroy: hecka jeef is actually viz media from viz media
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