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Post by SinkingSailor on Oct 28, 2016 20:22:46 GMT
FOIL ==> OILS
i try to FOIL sandler's plan to get to the top by giving him authentic OILS, which blow up in his face, while he is also being hurt for poor grammar.
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Post by venchi on Oct 29, 2016 7:53:12 GMT
FOIL <=> OILS = FILLS
I shove the remains of the meatball surprise into Sandler's mouth which FILLS his stomach with rotten dirty meat.
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Post by The One Guy on Oct 30, 2016 16:18:17 GMT
FOIL ==> OILS i try to FOIL sandler's plan to get to the top by giving him authentic OILS, which blow up in his face, while he is also being hurt for poor grammar. Er... the word before your post was PILOT, not FOIL. FOIL <=> OILS = FILLS I shove the remains of the meatball surprise into Sandler's mouth which FILLS his stomach with rotten dirty meat. You made the same mistake SpookySailor made last page: The letters you get out of FOIL and OILS are F, O, I, L, and S; there's only one L.
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Post by sillyConformist on Oct 30, 2016 16:34:28 GMT
FOIL <=> OILS = FILLS I shove the remains of the meatball surprise into Sandler's mouth which FILLS his stomach with rotten dirty meat. You made the same mistake SpookySailor made last page: The letters you get out of FOIL and OILS are F, O, I, L, and S; there's only one L. ((After combining the words you are allowed to swap out one letter, so a swap of O ==> L would give him the letters he needs.))
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Post by SinkingSailor on Oct 30, 2016 16:40:55 GMT
FOIL ==> OILS i try to FOIL sandler's plan to get to the top by giving him authentic OILS, which blow up in his face, while he is also being hurt for poor grammar. Er... the word before your post was PILOT, not FOIL. FOIL <=> OILS = FILLS I shove the remains of the meatball surprise into Sandler's mouth which FILLS his stomach with rotten dirty meat. You made the same mistake SpookySailor made last page: The letters you get out of FOIL and OILS are F, O, I, L, and S; there's only one L. we're not allowed to swap a letter in a 5 letter word yet, dunkass.
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Post by The One Guy on Oct 30, 2016 16:50:43 GMT
You made the same mistake SpookySailor made last page: The letters you get out of FOIL and OILS are F, O, I, L, and S; there's only one L. ((After combining the words you are allowed to swap out one letter, so a swap of O ==> L would give him the letters he needs.)) Whoops, you're right, that one was my bad. Er... the word before your post was PILOT, not FOIL. You made the same mistake SpookySailor made last page: The letters you get out of FOIL and OILS are F, O, I, L, and S; there's only one L. we're not allowed to swap a letter in a 5 letter word yet, dunkass. We're not aloud to use word alchemy on a five letter word (aka combining the two previous words into a 6 letter word). We are allowed to do normal letter swapping on a five letter word.
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Post by melonlord on Oct 30, 2016 17:14:05 GMT
[Oh, wow, I forgot to check up on this and it got a little out of hand. I apologize. Alright, so. Trickle, your attack is fine (summoning is not a thing quite yet, so it'll just be a normal attack). Spookysailor, OILS actually would be a valid word; however, you're supposed to go based on the previous word, which is PILOT in this case (that's important, because as you can see it messes with the next person's attack). Venchi, your attack WOULD be valid if Spooky's was; I can confirm that you combine the words to make a "word pool", and then change one of those letters and use them to make a new word. Venchi changed O for an extra L, so that checks out. Can also confirm that letter swapping on 5-letter words is allowed (ex: POACH => COACH or something.) So I'm just gonna give Trickle full credit ( *), and throw on a little damage for Venchi since he technically did nothing wrong.] Sandler blinks a few times, not really sure what happened. Everyone seems rather confused, and the room smells faintly of oil and plane exhaust. His HP seems to be lower than it was before, though. Sandler is so perturbed by this turn of events, he forgets to charge this turn! EnemiesADAM SANDLER: 1280/1500 HP Sandler is preparing something...[ ===] Playerssillyconformist: Mana- 1/7Con Air: Mana- 1/7pionoplayer: Mana- 1/7Tricklejest: Mana- 2/7Spookysailor: Mana- 1/7venchi: Mana- 1/7The One Guy: Mana- 1/7 Available abilities
2X SCRAMBLE: Allows you to change 2 letters on your turn, instead of just one. Can be used once per turn. Cost: 3 mana. Previous word: - Current word: PILOT
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Post by sillyConformist on Oct 30, 2016 17:31:06 GMT
PILOT ==> TULIP
I plant some TULIP seeds into Adam Sandler's eye sockets, and hope that the resulting tears of pain will be enough to help them grow.
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 30, 2016 20:54:38 GMT
I bring it down to four.
TULIP =-> LUTE
I take the TULIP, I string it with the LUTE and choke Sandler.
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Post by Piono on Oct 31, 2016 15:23:00 GMT
LUTE ==> MULE
I summon a MULE to attack Sandler using the LUTE.
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Post by The One Guy on Oct 31, 2016 17:45:16 GMT
LUTE <==> MULE ==> FLUTE
I play a song on a magical FLUTE, creating powerful sonic spell.
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Post by melonlord on Oct 31, 2016 19:30:19 GMT
PILOT ==> TULIP I plant some TULIP seeds into Adam Sandler's eye sockets, and hope that the resulting tears of pain will be enough to help them grow. sillyConformist jams TULIP seeds directly into Adam's eyes! My god, it's full of petals! A veritable head-garden begins to bloom as Sandler stumbles blindly about. 60 damage dealt! I bring it down to four. TULIP =-> LUTE I take the TULIP, I string it with the LUTE and choke Sandler. Tricklejest plucks a tulip from Sandler's face and strings a LUTE with it, before wrapping it around the actor's throat and beginning to choke him with it. Irony! I think. 60 damage dealt! LUTE ==> MULE I summon a MULE to attack Sandler using the LUTE. Piono plays a mystical horse song using the lute, calling upon the ancient equine spirits to assist him in battle. In recognition, the horse gods send a celestial MULE to trample Sandler! (and maybe eat a few tulips while he's there, those things are delicious.) 65 damage dealt! LUTE <==> MULE ==> FLUTE I play a song on a magical FLUTE, creating powerful sonic spell. Joining in the growing orchestra of asskicking, The One Guy pulls out a sacred FLUTE and begins to play! It's awful! The discordant shrieks let out a powerful sonic blast, causing Sandler to collapse to the ground clutching his eardrums. 75 damage dealt! Sandler begins invoking arcane hollywood majjyks, chanting as well as he can through a mouthful of flowers. There's a sudden release of static and tension, and you begin to feel something sickening settle over you, whispering three syllables in the back of your mind: I M E
Sandler has unleashed a CURSE! Curses place special conditions on what words can be used. For this curse, every word from here on must at least use one of the curse's letters, until the curse is TRIGGERED or BROKEN. The curse is TRIGGERED when its conditions are not met, unleashing some form of negative effect. The curse is BROKEN when its break condition is met (in this case, using all three letters in one word). EnemiesADAM SANDLER: 1020/1500 HP Sandler is readying another curse...[===] Curses
IME: -All words must contain at least one of the letters "I" "M" or "E". -Broken when all three letters are used in a single word. Playerssillyconformist: Mana- 1/7Con Air: Mana- 1/7pionoplayer: Mana- 1/7Tricklejest: Mana- 2/7Spookysailor: Mana- 1/7venchi: Mana- 1/7The One Guy: Mana- 2/7 Available abilities
2X SCRAMBLE: Allows you to change 2 letters on your turn, instead of just one. Can be used once per turn. Cost: 3 mana. Previous word: - Current word: FLUT E
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Post by SinkingSailor on Oct 31, 2016 20:13:34 GMT
FLUTE ==> MUTE
i play as loud as i can into the FLUTE, making adam sandler MUTE from being deaf.
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Post by Piono on Oct 31, 2016 20:21:49 GMT
MUTE ==> TIME
I MUTE Adam Sandler by breaking the curse over his head in record TIME
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Post by sillyConformist on Oct 31, 2016 21:17:29 GMT
MUTE <==> TIME ==> SMITE
I pray to Zeus to SMITE Adam Sandler with his lightning.
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Post by The One Guy on Nov 1, 2016 15:24:01 GMT
SMITE ==> MATES
Dissatisfied with just Zeus doing the smiting, I have him call upn all of his MATES to SMITE him too.
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 1, 2016 15:39:42 GMT
MATES ==> SATE
I unleash the MATES, too, and they SATE Sandler's need for being punched.
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Post by melonlord on Nov 2, 2016 4:18:14 GMT
FLUTE ==> MUTE i play as loud as i can into the FLUTE, making adam sandler MUTE from being deaf. Unleashing a blast of powerful sound from the magical flute, SpookySailor is successful in making Sandler completely deaf! He tries to curse at you, but has trouble forming the words with his newfound deafness attribute; he seems to have gone completely MUT E! (Not that he was particularly able to talk much anyway, what with the tear-fueled tulips rapidly taking over his head. 65(!!) damage dealt! MUTE ==> TIME I MUTE Adam Sandler by breaking the curse over his head in record TIME Using questionable metaphysical powers, piOhNo is somehow able to grab the abstract manifestation of the curse hanging over them and smash it over Sandler's head, sending bits of red MAJYYK flying everywhere! Sandler has now been double-muted, pushing his speech attribute into the negatives. An eerie silence begins to spread as Sandler's continued attempts to yell at you begin sucking noise out of the environment! 60(!!) damage dealt! The curse is BROKEN! (And in record T IME, too!)MUTE <==> TIME ==> SMITE I pray to Zeus to SMITE Adam Sandler with his lightning. sillyconformist prays to the mighty god of lightning to SMITE his enemies! Unfortunately, he doesn't seem to be answering his prayers at the moment. After a few more prayers and some flipping through a few obscure religious texts, he is eventually able to convince Apocatequil, the Incan god of lightning, to smite Sandler in exchange for his firstborn child. A few moments pass, and Sandler is suddenly struck from above with a massive bolt of lightning! (Though the thunder seems somehow muted.) 80(*) damage dealt! SMITE ==> MATES Dissatisfied with just Zeus doing the smiting, I have him call upon all of his MATES to SMITE him too. The One Guy steps into the summoning circle set up by sillyconformist as well, asking Apocatequil if he can call up any MATES in exchange for sillyconformist's second and third children as well. To your surprise, the ancient god actually agrees, mumbling something about "needing to get out more"! You can hear a few other gods arrive on the other end of the line (along with a...pizza guy?), and after a few moments, fire, a flood, locusts, meteors, a small tornado and some weird bat creatures descend upon Sandler in quick succession! 100(!!) damage dealt! MATES ==> SATE I unleash the MATES, too, and they SATE Sandler's need for being punched. Tricklejest barges in on the circle and demands that the gods show up in person to SATE Sandler's intense need for punches. The deities on the other end roar their approval, (their words sounding quite slurred) not even asking for a sacrifice this time! A few minutes later portals begin to open, unleashing various mesoamerican gods that begin to mercilessly pound Sandler with kicks and punches! The bottles of ambrosia they've obviously been downing cause them to miss quite a few blows though, and none seem to notice the vines coiling around their feet... 50(!!) damage dealt! -------- EnemiesADAM SANDLER: 665/1500 HP Sandler is readying another curse...[ ===] Curses
-None Playerssillyconformist: Mana- 2/7Con Air: Mana- 1/7pionoplayer: Mana- 1/7Tricklejest: Mana- 2/7Spookysailor: Mana- 1/7venchi: Mana- 1/7The One Guy: Mana- 2/7 Available abilities
2X SCRAMBLE: Allows you to change 2 letters on your turn, instead of just one. Can be used once per turn. Cost: 3 mana. Previous word: - Current word: SATE
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 2, 2016 4:20:18 GMT
I should really start anti-ninjaing too in DLE, dunno why i havent.
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Post by venchi on Nov 2, 2016 7:53:41 GMT
SATE ==> SAKE
I use a bottle of SAKE as an improvised molotovcocktail and throw it at Sandler.
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 2, 2016 8:22:21 GMT
SATE <=> SAKE = TEXAS
I SATE my thirst for alcohol by chugging a big jug of rice SAKE, which makes me extremely drunk. I proceed to all for Uncle Sam from TEXAS. I share some SAKE with him, which powers him up to use a massive TEXAS smash using his giant TEXAS-shaped hammer. Sandler gets crushed by his own Uncle. America, fuck yeah! (Even though I'm not American.)
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Post by melonlord on Nov 2, 2016 12:59:34 GMT
SATE <=> SAKE = TEXAS I SATE my thirst for alcohol by chugging a big jug of rice SAKE, which makes me extremely drunk. I proceed to all for Uncle Sam from TEXAS. I share some SAKE with him, which powers him up to use a massive TEXAS smash using his giant TEXAS-shaped hammer. Sandler gets crushed by his own Uncle. America, fuck yeah! (Even though I'm not American.) [Attacks can only be one sentence long, sorry! Current word is still SAKE.]
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Post by Piono on Nov 2, 2016 15:33:08 GMT
SATE <===> SAKE = TEXAS
I, being from TEXAS, charge up my cowboy powers and CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE Adam Sandler with a massive herd of cattle entirely for the SAKE of making a stupid joke.
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Post by The One Guy on Nov 2, 2016 19:32:55 GMT
TEXAS ==> TAXES
I raise the TAXES in TEXAS so high that even Californians like Sandler are hurt by it!
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 8, 2016 8:09:19 GMT
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