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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 8, 2016 19:48:44 GMT
TAXES ==> STATE
i put the TAXES up so high, it forces everyone from every STATE to beat adam sandler because they thought he did it.
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Post by sillyConformist on Nov 8, 2016 20:23:30 GMT
STATE ==> VATS
Taking advantage of Adam Sandler's STATE of being blamed for high taxes, I tie him up with a rope and dangle him above several VATS of acid, threatening to lower him into them.
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Post by Con Air on Nov 26, 2016 3:44:50 GMT
VATS ==> TASTE I dunk Adam into the acid VATS, melting him into bones, then fortify them with cheese to make them TASTE good.
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Post by sillyConformist on Nov 26, 2016 4:33:37 GMT
VATS ==> TASTE I dunk Adam into the acid VATS, melting him into bones, then fortify them with cheese to make them TASTE good. I don't believe it's possible to create a five letter word using one four letter word. I you want to go back up to five letters, then you need to do alchemy on two four letter words in a row. Since there has only been one four letter word since the last five letter word, you can only create a four letter word right now. That being said, I do appreciate you trying to revive this thread.
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 26, 2016 15:51:45 GMT
EVERYBODY TRY TO CONTACT MELONLORD!!! melonlord
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Post by Con Air on Nov 26, 2016 17:13:38 GMT
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Post by melonlord on Nov 27, 2016 18:01:58 GMT
[So. I could give a long-winded explanation for the impromptu 3-week hiatus I put this on, but it would really just be a bunch of excuse making. So, to make a long story shorter: I fucked up, and then got caught in one of those age-old "I feel guilty about not doing X for so long, so I'm going to put off doing X to avoid dealing with that" cycles with this. I am very, very sorry, and, assuming anyone's still interested in this thing, I will do better with this game in the future. I will be updating this every night at around 9:30-10:00 ish, or at least providing an explanation as to why I'm not updating (schoolwork, not enough people posted, etc.) If I don't post something at around that time, please feel free to irritate the hell out of me until I do. I also will sprinkle bonus updates around when I have time and enough people have posted. Like this one. Thank you guys for getting me off my lazy ass again.] SATE <===> SAKE = TEXAS I, being from TEXAS, charge up my cowboy powers and CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE Adam Sandler with a massive herd of cattle entirely for the SAKE of making a stupid joke. A Texan flag watermark appears in the background as Piono leads an enormous herd of enraged cattle stampeding towards the growing mess of gods and vines surrounding Sandler! Dozens of deities are smashed and forced to abandon their physical forms, though the actor is, astoundingly, still alive, protected as he is by a shell of plant matter. 80( *) damage dealt! TEXAS ==> TAXES I raise the TAXES in TEXAS so high that even Californians like Sandler are hurt by it! The One Guy uses his considerable political clout to raise taxes in Texas through the roof! Total economic instability and collapse ripple through the entire U.S, causing what remains of Sandler's mortal mind to worry and stress over his future economic prospects. 70( !!) damage dealt! TAXES ==> STATE i put the TAXES up so high, it forces everyone from every STATE to beat adam sandler because they thought he did it. ThinkingSailor manages to convince the rest of the country that Sandler was responsible for Texas' sudden tax hike, painting it as all part of a secret Hollywood Illuminati conspiracy. Angry protestors arrive by the busload, attacking Sandler with pitchforks and torches! 75( !!) damage dealt! STATE ==> VATS Taking advantage of Adam Sandler's STATE of being blamed for high taxes, I tie him up with a rope and dangle him above several VATS of acid, threatening to lower him into them. sillyConformist manages to insinuate himself as head of the angry mob, and demands that Sandler be dipped in acid for his crimes! The protestors (and some of the gods, who are mostly just in it for the violence) chant their approval, and haul sandler off to be hung above the acid vats! Well. They try to, anyway, but are unable to hack through the shifting cocoon of vines, flowers, and ensnared cattle around Sandler. After about an hour, they settle for just dumping the acid on Sandler instead, despite sillyConformist's objections that it was only meant as a psychological warfare tactic. 65( !!) damage dealt! VATS ==> TASTE I dunk Adam into the acid VATS, melting him into bones, then fortify them with cheese to make them TASTE good. EnemiesADAM SANDLER: 375/1500 HP Sandler is readying another curse...[ ===] Curses
-None Playerssillyconformist: Mana- 2/7Con Air: Mana- 1/7pionoplayer: Mana- 2/7Tricklejest: Mana- 2/7Spookysailor: Mana- 1/7venchi: Mana- 1/7The One Guy: Mana- 2/7 Available abilities
2X SCRAMBLE: Allows you to change 2 letters on your turn, instead of just one. Can be used once per turn. Cost: 3 mana. Previous word: STATE Current word: VATS
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 27, 2016 18:21:45 GMT
Yay! The game's back! Woot!
It's okay, Melon. We forgive you. Or, at least I do.
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Post by sillyConformist on Nov 27, 2016 19:48:18 GMT
((I forgive you too, melonlord. Now let's get back to playing!))
VATS ==> STAR
Outraged at the misuse of my VATS, I call a STAR to fall down upon the angry mob with Adam Sandler still in its midst.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 27, 2016 22:18:24 GMT
STAR <=> RATES
I insult sandler by telling him he doesn't deserve to be a STAR, and make his RATES go down.
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Post by melonlord on Nov 28, 2016 2:47:16 GMT
Only 2 posts, so I'm not updating yet. Will check again tomorrow afternoon, will update tomorrow night regardless of how many have posted.
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Post by Con Air on Nov 28, 2016 3:23:08 GMT
RATES ==> RATS I become irate enough so that I summon a critic that RATES some RATS "0/8 m8" and they become irate too and then they messily devour Sandler.
(Why only one sentence. If we had more, we could be one gazillion more times creative)
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 28, 2016 5:48:23 GMT
RATS ==> REST
I tell the RATS to REST it out, and once they're asleep, I put Sandler to an eternal REST, which basically means I kill him with a giant sword made outta RATS.
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Post by Piono on Nov 28, 2016 14:19:37 GMT
RATS <===> REST = TEARS
After the long REST that we had in this game, I take the raw power of all my impatience, which TEARS up everything around me, and most importantly, our target, Sandler
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on Nov 28, 2016 20:05:41 GMT
TEARS ==> STARE
I STARE at him so hard he bursts into TEARS and make him cry so much it dehydrates him.
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Post by melonlord on Nov 29, 2016 5:30:28 GMT
Update will be tomorrow morning.
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
Posts: 283
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Post by venchi on Nov 30, 2016 21:22:34 GMT
STARE ==> STARS
Using The one Guy's STARE as a distraction I sneak up on Sandler and hit his head hard enough to make him see STARS
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Post by TrickleJest on Dec 4, 2016 15:47:35 GMT
Melon... there's still no update... o-o
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Post by Con Air on Dec 4, 2016 16:52:43 GMT
I kick melon lord in the gut hard until he stops procrastinating, then super glue him to his chair and super glue the chair to the floor in front of his monitor and glue the swivel mechanism so that it won't move anymore.
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Post by TrickleJest on Dec 5, 2016 10:02:01 GMT
I kick melon lord in the gut hard until he stops procrastinating, then super glue him to his chair and super glue the chair to the floor in front of his monitor and glue the swivel mechanism so that it won't move anymore. Hey, that's not cool, Melon is a pretty good person.
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Post by sillyConformist on Dec 12, 2016 17:33:09 GMT
*Bunp*
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Post by SinkingSailor on Dec 14, 2016 10:39:01 GMT
*bunping bunper cars*
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Post by Con Air on Feb 3, 2017 0:50:18 GMT
melonlordAre you still gonna update? If not, at least give us an explanation why. You've got a sweet game, don't abandon it like this.
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