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Post by BB on Apr 19, 2016 3:28:20 GMT
>Haberdasher of Grime: Elaborate on Disappointment  That guy is just an idiot. That's NOT all there is to say on the matter, but it's a very convenient jist of everything you've seen through spending an absurd amount of your energy cleaning up his ridiculous messes. >Question the existence of Green Time  No need! It does not. Green time does not exist. The concept, along with your current task, is all part of an elaborate and horrible punishment for some really messed up stuff you did in your past. Or... a lot of messed up things, to be honest. You deserve this, but accepting that doesn't make it any easier. Look at this! Your aspect symbol isn't even a green gear. It's just a shamrock stapled to your vest. There weren't any green time symbols when you got the suit. That is how nonexistant green time is. >Exposit on how strong your ORIGINAL OC FINAL BAWS IS.  It's just an amalgam of stupid crap the authors and their friends thought would be funny at the time. No real story or behind any of it. Why else would they start this far into the narrative? They probably think they'll just be able to make ends match as they go along. Tch. Pretty sure anyone who's tried that before knows exactly how it will go. Just another abandoned art project in the depths of the forum archives. Pity. You know... relatively speaking. Actually nevermind that thing is garbage.  Alright. Well, you've seen just about enough. A glance over the scene gives you everything you came for, and it's time to make like a raccoon in a cubicle and get lost. The Haberdasher of GREEN TIME time travels away to do something important. You are not them anymore, and aren't allowed to be, so don't even ask. Submit commands to the adventure at this time. |
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 19, 2016 3:31:24 GMT
>Be the Haberdasher of GREEN TIME.
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quixoticTokki
Void
baby gangsta
Posts: 702
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by quixoticTokki on Apr 19, 2016 3:33:46 GMT
> Be the BIG BAWS himself.
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Post by DS Piron on Apr 19, 2016 4:26:10 GMT
> Randomo Rpicnessguy: Become srlf-saware thorough typos.
> Be the time-traveling idiot.
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Post by Actually Ed on Apr 19, 2016 5:08:11 GMT
> Be the Warrior of Haqödjikå
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Post by Arashi500 on Apr 19, 2016 6:52:27 GMT
>FINAL BAWS: reveal weakness
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Post by crossedcaravan on Apr 19, 2016 13:10:50 GMT
> What's going on with the poison girl?
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Post by ForestGardener on Apr 21, 2016 2:25:32 GMT
> Adventure: Tie yourself in knots with TIME shenanigans. Fail to make knots inextricable.
> Be Past Haberdasher of Green TIME, aka the Haberdasher of TIME.
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
Posts: 624
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Post by randomwriter on Apr 21, 2016 21:25:05 GMT
>Be the Haberdasher of Void.
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Post by eerr on Apr 21, 2016 21:54:18 GMT
>Flashback to the good ole days. Prototype a zoot suit.
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Post by Curris on May 27, 2016 4:43:50 GMT
Haberdasher of Time --> Your contact with the Endocrinologist of Gross Diseases has made you contract something terribly deadly. And you just brought it back in time, to spread, and to infect, and to mutate. Incidentally, this terrible affliction will someday cause a fierce Asian/Mexican Wrestler to spontaneously grow a mutant badger dog head and become hostile.
Avocado of Triple-Life --> Eat a 1-UP mushroom. Question your life's choices. . .
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