NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Nov 10, 2016 3:05:05 GMT
Fortex Fusil && REFLECTIVE KATATANA BASCISSORS  You created the FORTANA FUSCILWow, you're first LEGENDARY WEAPONLEGENDARY WEAPONS can only be alchemized with other LEGENDARY WEAPONS, that don't have any of the same base parts. To make sure you guys don't make way overpowered weapons. Anyway, you do a woping 90 damage to both of the OGRES
COBALT OGRE: 310 HPRUBY OGRE: 310 HPThe OGRES attack! Focused on the one player in game right now!-------------------------------------HeyItsKane: 270 HP |
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Post by Con Air on Nov 10, 2016 3:11:10 GMT
I combine the hat and the pitchfork to create Drop Dead Gorgeous.
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Nov 10, 2016 3:27:33 GMT
Combine Pitchfork with Oven, AND style. Attack with resulting item on to the blue guy
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Nov 10, 2016 6:13:43 GMT
I combine the hat and the pitchfork to create Drop Dead Gorgeous.  You created a DISAPPOINTMENT
I mean, it has the abilities of a pitchfork, and the fanciness of the hat, but it's really annoying to use. Like you have to headbutt the target to actually get them, but it's really uncomfortable, and it's kind of hard to get the pointy part down enough to actually stab them. Regardless, you do 10 Damage to the COBALT OGRECombine Pitchfork with Oven, AND style. Attack with resulting item on to the blue guy  You alchemize the IGNITING IGNEOUS PITCH-TO-PICK-UP-FORKEven though it does massive amounts of damage, It's VERY heavy. Despite this, you still manage to do 30 damage to the COBALT OGRE
COBALT OGRE: 270 HP
RUBY OGRE: 310 HP
They do a joint attack! It's like a laser dance party of death!-------------------------------------
HeyItsKane: 260 HPConAir: 290 HPHyperagressiveAgent: 290 HPAs a note, any future alchemizations with the "RETRIEVE ARMS FROM CHEST" will be will this version.
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Post by venchi on Nov 10, 2016 7:40:53 GMT
I combine the cutlass && a toy lightsaber and use the result on one of the ogres
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Post by Savior of the Meming Dead on Nov 10, 2016 10:41:08 GMT
Perfectly generic double bladed sword || Retrieve arms from chest
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Post by Trickle on Nov 10, 2016 11:07:58 GMT
(too lazy to log in)
Oh hey Nothing! Glad to se you made your own game.
IGNITING IGNEOUS PITCHFORK && PROTON LASER CANNON
BTW, are you planning to return to DLE? Just asking, cause we have a discord chat and everything now.
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 10, 2016 13:55:22 GMT
Pyro skylander && Perfectly Generic Double Bladed Sword
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Nov 10, 2016 15:07:17 GMT
Combine Cutlass and Barbecue Grill, OR style. continue focus on COBALT OGRE
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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 11, 2016 0:13:09 GMT
i alchemize the Cutlass && Wack-Waving-Inflatable-Arm-Faliling Tube Man
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Nov 11, 2016 1:35:49 GMT
I combine the cutlass && a toy lightsaber and use the result on one of the ogres  You make the FENNYKARDIt looks like the gods of alchemy are in a good mood, and have blessed you with a really lightsaber! Well, it looked like it, until you realized it was plastic You deal a measly 10 damage to the COBALT OGRE Perfectly generic double bladed sword || Retrieve arms from chest  You create the RETRIEVE IMPERFECTLY RARE ARMS FROM YOUR PORTMANTEAUNot much to say about this one. The extremely long name says it all. This beaut deals 50x2 damage to the RUBY OGRE (too lazy to log in) Oh hey Nothing! Glad to se you made your own game. IGNITING IGNEOUS PITCHFORK && PROTON LASER CANNON BTW, are you planning to return to DLE? Just asking, cause we have a discord chat and everything now.  You alchemize the PIPING PROTON PITCHFORKYou managed to create the heaviest thing ever alchemized The only way you could pick this up, would be to have an IRON SUIT of some sorts Pyro skylander && Perfectly Generic Double Bladed Sword  You make MMPH MMN MMMNPH
A portal of power would be extremely useful right about now Combine Cutlass and Barbecue Grill, OR style. continue focus on COBALT OGRE  You construct the RED-HOT RETRACTABLE RAPIERNot only is this amazingly stylish, it's also fully weaponized.
You deal 40 damage to the COBALT OGRE i alchemize the Cutlass && Wack-Waving-Inflatable-Arm-Faliling Tube Man  You've created- OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELLITS ALIVE???WELL OKAY THENYOU MADE LIFE SAILORYOU MADE LIFEIt deals 20 damage to the RUBY OGRE, each turn apparently.
COBALT OGRE: 220 HP
RUBY OGRE: 190 HPThe ogres seem to be cooling down from that last attack.-------------------------------------HeyItsKane: 260 HP
ConAir: 290 HP
HyperagressiveAgent: 290 HP
Trickle: 300 HP
Venchi: 300 HP
SpookySailor: 300 HP
OMGWTH: 100 HP |
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 11, 2016 1:41:47 GMT
FENNYKARD && Perfectly Generic Double Bladed Sword
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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 11, 2016 1:54:04 GMT
i alchemize PROJECTOR and PORTAL OF POWER for the MMPH MMN MMMNPH
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Post by Savior of the Meming Dead on Nov 11, 2016 3:16:35 GMT
Fennykard && 5E Player's Handbook
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Nov 11, 2016 3:43:44 GMT
FENNYKARD && Perfectly Generic Double Bladed Sword  You alchemize THE PERFECTLY UNCOMMON KETKARD Still plastic, but at least there's two of them now. 10x2 damage to the RUBY OGRE i alchemize PROJECTOR and PORTAL OF POWER for the MMPH MMN MMMNPH  You created th- ERRoRERROR 742- NEITHER ITEM FOUND IN ANY INVENTORYZZTWhew, I just blacked out for a moment there. Did anything happen? Savior of the Meming Dead
Glitched out again, wouldn't let me quote You created the NECROMANCERS SWORD OF SHINING LIGHTAnything you kill with this (and any alchemations of this) will come back as a half health undead minion.It's as if someone used a random number generator to pick a random spell in the book.You deal 30 damage to the COBALT OGRE COBALT OGRE: 190 HPRUBY OGRE: 150 HPStill cooling down it looks like-------------------------------------
HeyItsKane: 260 HP
ConAir: 290 HP
HyperagressiveAgent: 290 HP
Trickle: 300 HP
Venchi: 300 HP
SpookySailor: 300 HP
SOTMD: 300 HPOMGWTH: 100 HP
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 11, 2016 4:21:51 GMT
Red-hot retractable rapier && NECROMANCERS SWORD OF SHINING LIGHT
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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 11, 2016 4:47:34 GMT
whoops. apologies.
i alchemize the perfectly uncommon ketkard with NOT MY FORTEX
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Nov 11, 2016 4:58:35 GMT
>Microwave Oven with Red Hot Retractable Rapier, AND style. In a fit of wild action, attack the ruby ogre
QUEUE Next TURN >Cutlass and Barbeque Grill, AND Style. Target blue ogre
(let the QUEUE FUNCTION serve in absentia, if by sheer chance a player is absent when the next turn is available.)
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Nov 11, 2016 6:16:28 GMT
Red-hot retractable rapier && NECROMANCERS SWORD OF SHINING LIGHT  You create the NECRETRACT LIGHT SWORDNot much of a difference, it's now just as retractable, and you seem to be just side stepping instead of going up a step It's as if the alchemeter wants you to make new alchemations You do 40 damage to the COBALT OGRE whoops. apologies. i alchemize the perfectly uncommon ketkard with NOT MY FORTEX  You alchemize the UNUSUALLY DUEL HANDED FORTARD Now there's two of them, double the damage I guess you deal 40 damage to EACH OGRE >Microwave Oven with Red Hot Retractable Rapier, AND style. In a fit of wild action, attack the ruby ogre QUEUE Next TURN >Cutlass and Barbeque Grill, AND Style. Target blue ogre (let the QUEUE FUNCTION serve in absentia, if by sheer chance a player is absent when the next turn is available.)  You make the BLAZING MICROWAVE CUTCLASS This thing is positively radiating! Literally. This strange Cutlass seems to hit anything near it with microwaves, heating them and reheating them. You deal 50 damage to the RUBY OGRE COBALT OGRE: 110 HP
RUBY OGRE: 40 HP
Well they stopped cooling down, but now they're charging up, and this looks like a big one!-------------------------------------
HeyItsKane: 260 HP
ConAir: 290 HP
HyperagressiveAgent: 290 HP
Trickle: 300 HP
Venchi: 300 HP
SpookySailor: 300 HP
SOTMD: 300 HP
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Post by venchi on Nov 11, 2016 7:58:48 GMT
Toy Bunny && firecracker
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 11, 2016 9:46:25 GMT
Can't equip the proton-fork, so...
(NECRETRACT LIGHT SWORD && PILE OF DAGGERS) || GRENADE LAUNCHER
Brackets means I do that first, by the way. I should get a LIGHT DAGGER LAUNCHER, I'm pretty bad at alchemy so I might get some other shit instead.
I attack the RUBY OGRE.
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Post by Savior of the Meming Dead on Nov 11, 2016 15:07:01 GMT
> Pitchfork-hat || Nerf-gun
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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 11, 2016 15:30:28 GMT
FORTEX FUSIL && Battering Ram From The Beginners Guide To The End Of The Universe
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Nov 11, 2016 18:23:17 GMT
OVER RIDE QUEUE >Red Hot Retractable Rapier with Bifurcated Glasses, AND style. Target COBALT OGRE
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Nov 12, 2016 1:11:19 GMT
 You created the BUNNY BOMB
Just watch the stuffing fly! You deal 50 damage to the COBALT OGRE Can't equip the proton-fork, so... (NECRETRACT LIGHT SWORD && PILE OF DAGGERS) || GRENADE LAUNCHER Brackets means I do that first, by the way. I should get a LIGHT DAGGER LAUNCHER, I'm pretty bad at alchemy so I might get some other shit instead. I attack the RUBY OGRE.  You alchemize the NECRETRACT DAGGER LAUNCHERYou were close, but you still got it. You deal 60 damage to the RUBY OGRE RUBY OGRE HAS BEEN DEFEATEDAND RESURRECTED BY NECRETRACT> Pitchfork-hat || Nerf-gun  You've made a  -PITCHFORK SHOOTERIt was a knock-off Nerf-gun to be fair You deal 30 damage to the COBALT OGRE FORTEX FUSIL && Battering Ram From The Beginners Guide To The End Of The Universe  You alchemize the RAMMERS FUSILEX So, it's a giant pistol that shoots giant bullets that's decorated by a ram's head and a knife. G-good job. You deal 50 damage to the COBALT OGRE OVER RIDE QUEUE >Red Hot Retractable Rapier with Bifurcated Glasses, AND style. Target COBALT OGRE  You created LESS THAN USELESSwell this is infinitely useless.
the glasses aren't even see-through. Luckily you don't even need it because the COBALT OGRE HAS BEEN DEFEATED
 Another Kernalsprite has appeared!
What do you prototype with?
- D&D Monster Manual
- The Felt Poster
- Troll Cosplay Set
ALSO
Everyone gets 1 free alchemation with any item from this roster or the last. |
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