Alchemy Fight

You create the  MICROWAVE EMITTING PITCHFORKER
Well the name kind of says it all

Sorry, you already alchemized this intermission.

Okay, do this after the intermission then.

FRIDGE POKER SHOOTER && MICROWAVE EMITTING PITCHFORKER

You created t- ERRoR



ERROR 741- ITEM IS ALREADY AN OUTCOME OF AN ALCHEMATION WITH THAT ITEM AND/OR PARTS OF THAT ITEM.
Zzt

Oh my did it happen again?


You create the  PEANUT JELLY ICY FORK SHOOTER




From the ashes of the kernelsprite comes



FELTSPRITE



Enemy's may now ha-
OH GOODNESS


YOU ENTERED A BONUS ROUND.


It will be going it waves.
1. 1,2,3,4,5,11
2. 6,7,9,10
3. 12,13
4. 14,15


The items this round are

1. Arming Sword
2. Icepick
3. Scalemate
4. Baseball bat
5. Axe

> Tsar Cannon && Portal Gun Replica

You create... Well... I don't know what this thing is.
I mean it's kind of creepy, but it doesn't quite inhibit the reaction the originally life form piano created gave me.
So, let's just call it, NOT REALLY THAT CREEPY BUT STILL KIND OF CREEPY AT THE SAME TIME (NRTCBSKOCATST)

It deals 30 damage every turn.

(PM)

You alchemize the TSAR'S BIGGEST FANNON
This big boy can really level the playing field.
I mean it probably could, but it's not. at least not in this form

You deal 100 damage to the FELT UNDERLINGS


The alchemiter spits out 2 items.

A baseball glove and a Baseball cap.
Well that was... Unexpected. I mean it kind of makes sense.
Those two things are related, I mean a baseball bat an a sort of baseball, and a catchers mitt and a baseball hat



ITCHY: 20 HP
DOZE: 300 HP
TRACE: 300 HP
CLOVER: 300 HP
FIN: 2000 HP
MATCHSTICKS: 5000 HP
Time shenanigans wow i spelt that right first try
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Conair: 280 HP
Telaxis: 280 HP
SOTMD: 280 HP
MMPH1: 130 HP
MMPH2: 130 HP
OMGWTH: 30 HP
NRTCBSKOCATST: 30 HP
OMGWTHSY1: 30 HP
OMGWTHSY2: 30 HP


Tip: Healing Item's would be very beneficial for this bonus round
Health carrys-over over waves

Hmm, Not in this form eh?

> TSAR'S BIGGEST FANNON || CHAR 2C && SCHWERER GUSTAV

TSAR BIGGEST FANNON || THE MOST EPIC FART *EVER*

NOT MY FORTEX && portal ball

You created the NOT VERY WHAP-WORTHY KNIFE
It's double layered now, and a bit cooled down, so you can at least hold it now.

You deal 50 damage to CLOVER.

_{STOP READING MY SECRET TEXT YA DINGUS}

You create the CHAWERER GUSTA-V'S FANCYWORK
A little bit of size reference to the left there, just to give you the idea.
And in case it wasn't obvious, this is a LEGENDARY WEAPON

This big boy deals, a current record, 1000 damage to FIN


You alchemize the SCISSOR-HANDLED WOODSMAN AXE
This thing.
This is basically an axe.

You deal the final damage to ITCHY


You create the FANNON FART-IMPRINT
One whiff of this and those felt-underlings will wish they were never prototyped.

You deal 50 damage to DOZE.


You alchemize the MARS TIME SERUM

Injecting this into your body will add an amount of health dependent on the current time on mars.

IF YOU WANT TO USE THE SERUM ADD !Y! TO YOUR NEXT ALCHEMATION
(For everyone)
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO USE THE SERUM ADD !N! TO YOUR NEXT ALCHEMATION
IF YOU DON'T RESPOND WITH EITHER I WILL ASSUME YES.

You got the PORTAL MASTER DUEL SCISSORS

You (HeyItsKane) have the option to teleport an enemy of your choice to the sky-lander dimension
You get two (2) of these that cost a turn to use.


You make the HIDDEN SHOTPICK
It's a red hot ice pick and a gun, in one!

You deal 30+50 damage to DOZE



DOZE: 10 HP
TRACE: 300 HP
CLOVER: 250 HP
FIN: 1000 HP
MATCHSTICKS: 5000 HP
With one of their own gone, they get mad, and focus on one YOUR own.
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HeyItsKane: 300 HP
ThankingSailor: 300 HP
Tricklejest: 300 HP
Venchi: 300 HP
HyperagressiveAgent: 300 HP
Conair: 280 HP
Telaxis: 280 HP
SOTMD: 280 HP
MMPH1: 30 HP
MMPH2: 130 HP
OMGWTH: 30 HP
NRTCBSKOCATST: 30 HP
OMGWTHSY1: 30 HP
OMGWTHSY2: 30 HP

toy bunny || pikachu figure && taser !N!