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Post by heyitskane on Nov 13, 2016 3:41:31 GMT
A young man, about 15 years of age, stands in his room. It just so happens that today, the 12'th of November, is the release date of a highly anticipated game that this particular young man pre-ordered. For some bizzare reason, this young man doesn't remember his name. Perhaps you could remind this upstanding chap what his name is.
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Post by digiornospizza on Nov 13, 2016 4:19:40 GMT
> Percy Graham
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 13, 2016 4:40:10 GMT
Your name is Percy Grahm. As was previously stated, today is the release date of a certain particular game that everyone knows the name of by this point. It should be arriving via the mail today. You are planning to play this game with a number of friends, both online and in real life. Its been a few hours since you've checked the mail, and perhaps its time for another check.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Nov 13, 2016 5:33:25 GMT
> Check under bed for Urðarköttur.
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 13, 2016 5:53:55 GMT
> Check under bed for Urðarköttur. You look under your bed and fail to discover any wild cats, translated into icelandic or otherwise. Honestly, the notion of there being wild cats in your home strikes you as quite preposterous. There does not seem to be any pussies to be grabbed, any tigers to be gotten, or any other such cat related memes to mention.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 13, 2016 5:55:39 GMT
>Examine Calendar.
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Post by digiornospizza on Nov 13, 2016 6:02:46 GMT
retrieve arms from closet.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Nov 13, 2016 6:06:53 GMT
> Fine, just keep a look out for Urðarköttur. Make sure he doesn't see you. > Play some 52 Pickup. > Do some Tarot, except with regular cards.
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 13, 2016 6:09:53 GMT
You examine your calendar, which is marked in such a way as to signify that 11 whole days have passed in the month of November, and you are currently on the 12'th.
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 13, 2016 6:19:39 GMT
retrieve arms from closet. You retrieve your Broadsword form your closet
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 13, 2016 6:36:39 GMT
It suddenly occurs to you that you have no idea how to read tarot cards, much less interpret the meaning of perfectly mundane cards. You have an extremely subdued reaction to this revelation. Yep. Completely calm right now.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 13, 2016 6:39:43 GMT
>Beat your chest like a gorilla and lick your computer screen
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Post by digiornospizza on Nov 13, 2016 6:46:20 GMT
allocate broadsword to strife specibus, in case things get too hot to handle. (which is never)
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 13, 2016 6:46:49 GMT
>Beat your chest like a gorilla and lick your computer screen Ok you should probably calm down so you don't reach MAXIMUM .JPEG
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Post by venchi on Nov 13, 2016 6:50:40 GMT
Equip broadsword
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 13, 2016 6:50:56 GMT
allocate broadsword to strife specibus, in case things get too hot to handle. (which is never) The broadsword is now in your Strife Deck, ready to be used at any time.
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 13, 2016 6:55:30 GMT
You equip the Broadsword
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Post by digiornospizza on Nov 13, 2016 6:57:01 GMT
> elaborate on current situation
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 13, 2016 6:57:33 GMT
> Percy: Badger your friends
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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 13, 2016 7:01:26 GMT
>Pose to calm you down.
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 13, 2016 7:06:32 GMT
> elaborate on current situation You put away your broadsword and explain that today, the twelfth of November, is the release date of an extremely hyped new video game that you happen to have preordered. You expect the aforementioned game to arrive in the mail sometime today, and are finding ways to pass the time until then. It is currently 6:15 on the dot, but due to the stupidity of daylight savings time and as well as your current geographical location, it is already dark outside.
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Post by digiornospizza on Nov 13, 2016 7:13:12 GMT
go downstairs
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Nov 13, 2016 7:15:10 GMT
> Whisper "Jeg liker frosker. De lukter godt og jeg elsker å skrubbe ryggen deres." quietly to yourself whilst hopping like a frog.
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NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Nov 13, 2016 7:40:35 GMT
>Check computer messaging program
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 13, 2016 7:44:22 GMT
> Percy: Badger your friends TG: HeyNC: Yes? TG: How are you doing?NC: Fine. Would you happen to have the game yet? I'd imagine it would have arrived in the mail by now.TG: Actually, its been a few hours since I last checked, so thanks for reminding me.TG: Would you happen to have your copy by any chance?NC: As a matter of fact, I have my copy on my desk right now.TG: Alright cool. I'll be back in a few minutes.
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