Adamtonic
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Dec 10, 2016 20:49:39 GMT
Post by Adamtonic on Dec 10, 2016 20:49:39 GMT
Do a headstand, out of frustration. You do a headstand out of frustration. This tactic is the best to rid of stress. It works. ~~STRESS~~ 0%
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Dec 10, 2016 20:57:04 GMT
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 10, 2016 20:57:04 GMT
After headstanding long enough to relax you, stand up and kick the blank wall.
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Adamtonic
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Dec 10, 2016 21:18:32 GMT
Post by Adamtonic on Dec 10, 2016 21:18:32 GMT
After headstanding long enough to relax you, stand up and kick the blank wall. You un-headstand to stand up again. You kick the blank wall. Absoloutely nothing happens. Boring.
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Dec 10, 2016 21:21:30 GMT
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 10, 2016 21:21:30 GMT
...Lick the wall?
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Adamtonic
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Dec 10, 2016 21:54:59 GMT
Post by Adamtonic on Dec 10, 2016 21:54:59 GMT
You lick the wall. It tastes horrible. Still boring.
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Dec 10, 2016 23:10:17 GMT
Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 10, 2016 23:10:17 GMT
Hm... Go back to the crank, and turn it again. Y'know, just for good measure.
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Dec 11, 2016 3:14:01 GMT
Post by Adamtonic on Dec 11, 2016 3:14:01 GMT
Hm... Go back to the crank, and turn it again. Y'know, just for good measure. You resort to turning the crank. ~~POWER~~ 100%
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Dec 11, 2016 3:22:25 GMT
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 11, 2016 3:22:25 GMT
Bend scrap metal into a circular shape, and insert it into the coin slot.
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Dec 11, 2016 3:37:50 GMT
Post by Adamtonic on Dec 11, 2016 3:37:50 GMT
Bend scrap metal into a circular shape, and insert it into the coin slot. If you were strong enough, then yes. But you are not.
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Dec 11, 2016 4:17:34 GMT
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 11, 2016 4:17:34 GMT
Commence "Eye of the Tiger" training montage to become stronger?
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Dec 11, 2016 8:57:40 GMT
Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2016 8:57:40 GMT
>Turn the crank some more.
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Adamtonic
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Dec 11, 2016 15:54:21 GMT
Post by Adamtonic on Dec 11, 2016 15:54:21 GMT
Commence "Eye of the Tiger" training montage to become stronger? There's no reason to train. This is stupid.>Turn the crank some more. You do so. Even though it has no point. ~~POWER~~ 100% before, 100% now.
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Dec 11, 2016 16:00:00 GMT
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 11, 2016 16:00:00 GMT
...Investigate the broken computer and garage door.
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Dec 11, 2016 16:57:51 GMT
Post by Adamtonic on Dec 11, 2016 16:57:51 GMT
...Investigate the broken computer and garage door. You investigate the broken computer. How convenient- It seems you can use this scrap metal to repair it with the hammer and nails you recently picked up! The garage door seems like you need buttons to operate it. As in, actual buttons and not the ones you used for sewing. There are no buttons around in sight. So, what do you do now?
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Dec 11, 2016 17:12:21 GMT
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 11, 2016 17:12:21 GMT
Attempt to repair computer.
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Dec 11, 2016 17:25:45 GMT
Post by Adamtonic on Dec 11, 2016 17:25:45 GMT
Attempt to repair computer. You get the scrap metal, hammer and nails out. And then attempt to repair the computer! You did horrible at repairing it, but you hit the ON button. It still works as you hear noises from it. An icon appears on the screen, along with text. It says, "RESEARCH V2.910" whatever THAT means, anyways. Then the screen cuts to a interface with a bunch of words. There's no visible computer tower, keyboard or mouse- or any ports. Just the computer. You think you need a mouse. But you're not absoloutely sure. You just stare at the words, and also a box to the left side of the screen, with text above it called 'RESEARCH'. Above that, there's 'UPDATE'. But you're still absoloutely confused at what you have to do now. Well? What will you do?
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Dec 11, 2016 17:33:07 GMT
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 11, 2016 17:33:07 GMT
Poke the "RESEARCH" box. Maybe it's a touchscreen? Updating usually just messes everything up.
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Dec 11, 2016 17:54:11 GMT
Post by Adamtonic on Dec 11, 2016 17:54:11 GMT
Poke the "RESEARCH" box. Maybe it's a touchscreen? Updating usually just messes everything up. Nothing happens when you poke it. Forgot to mention- The text on the right is just stuff like 'Crank' 'System' 'Scrap Metal' That's all there is.
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Dec 11, 2016 18:31:23 GMT
Post by dregflurb on Dec 11, 2016 18:31:23 GMT
>Check computer wiring and circuits
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Dec 11, 2016 18:36:28 GMT
Post by Adamtonic on Dec 11, 2016 18:36:28 GMT
>Check computer wiring and circuits You can't. There's no computer tower in sight. Only the monitor of a computer, which looks fairly similar to those old computer monitors... Just not so bulky and without the horrible flickers. Half of the computer monitor is built into the wall on inspection.
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Dec 11, 2016 18:42:10 GMT
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 11, 2016 18:42:10 GMT
Search the room for a computer mouse.
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Dec 11, 2016 18:47:00 GMT
Post by Adamtonic on Dec 11, 2016 18:47:00 GMT
Search the room for a computer mouse. You search and search, but no luck. How confusing. It's not like you had any place to put the mouse in, anyways.
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Crank
Dec 12, 2016 1:01:41 GMT
Post by Actually Ed on Dec 12, 2016 1:01:41 GMT
>Press the button and then investigate the monitor
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Dec 17, 2016 0:42:02 GMT
Post by Adamtonic on Dec 17, 2016 0:42:02 GMT
>Press the button and then investigate the monitor (oh wait was i supposed to be keeping an eye on this thread-) You do exactly that. It seems nothing changes. At all.
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Dec 17, 2016 1:05:41 GMT
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 17, 2016 1:05:41 GMT
Lay on the floor and have an existential crisis.
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