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Post by eerr on Dec 11, 2016 21:31:08 GMT
MP>While in your inventory, slowly turn left quite far, and then lick the cherry red edge of those properties.
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Post by Actually Ed on Dec 12, 2016 0:05:16 GMT
>bishop: shake head slowly to convey disapproval of Snake going the wrong way around the board. Roll for strength, then roll for movement
Bishop passes by a weird orange building on the way to the community chest.
>Person: Roll for initiative, because you so far have not
Person rolls a specially made stat-die because the artist is sick and lazy.
> Snake: Rap your tail on the board to communicate through Morse Code. Use this communication method to buy the property.
I think it's breathing and silently judging all of us. Boardwalks are weird.
>MP: While in your inventory, slowly turn left quite far, and then lick the cherry red edge of those properties.
Unfortunately, the rim of your hat prevents you from tasting that sweet cardboard flavor.
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Dec 12, 2016 5:29:30 GMT
>Bishop: open community chest and observe contents.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Dec 12, 2016 5:33:00 GMT
> Snake: Just slither to some other property which is not a boardwalk, also go the right way round the board this time.
> Snake: Use your Morse Code Tapping method and High charisma to buy whatever this new, not boardwalk is.
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Post by Actually Ed on Dec 13, 2016 3:24:11 GMT
>Bishop: open community chest and observe contents.
Bishop gets a get out of jail free card! Let's hope they never have to use that, or do hope. Whatever you want, really. > Snake: Just slither to some other property which is not a boardwalk, also go the right way round the board this time. > Snake: Use your Morse Code Tapping method and High charisma to buy whatever this new, not boardwalk is.
Snake rolls a fairly low number, but luckily, this space doesn't exactly have high standards and offers you a discount from 60M to 50M. Snake now owns Mediterranean Avenue. Snake: 1450M
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Dec 13, 2016 6:18:28 GMT
>Player four: Reveal thyself as the evil wizard cat.
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Dec 13, 2016 8:34:50 GMT
>Bishop: open your pious ABSTRACTUS to examine the holy spells and miracles available to your class
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Post by TrickleJest on Dec 13, 2016 9:17:29 GMT
>Person: Become rabid Roxygen fan
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Post by heyitskane on Dec 13, 2016 12:09:23 GMT
>Chessboard: Violently crash into monipoly land
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Post by TrickleJest on Dec 16, 2016 9:40:58 GMT
>Grammar nazis: Correct 'monipoly' to 'monopoly". Sorry Kane.
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Post by heyitskane on Dec 16, 2016 23:36:36 GMT
>Grammar Allied Forces: Appear
This is war
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Post by TrickleJest on Dec 17, 2016 14:20:31 GMT
>TrickleJest: SLEUTH DIPLOMACY - Write letter saying "im sorry kane ; - ;"
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Post by Actually Ed on Dec 17, 2016 21:26:37 GMT
>Player four: Reveal thyself as the evil wizard cat.
A cute cat wearing a wizard hat appears! Looks can be deceiving, or not. >Bishop: open your pious ABSTRACTUS to examine the holy spells and miracles available to your class
Bishop can use Holy Light, or summon a rook. Bishop currently has 0/20 MP because of some Wizard of Id shenanigans earlier. >Chessboard: Violently crash into monipoly land
Suddenly, with a loud thud of abandonment, a chess board crashed into the free parking space. In an alternate universe, CHESS II is 3000 pages long and still has gone nowhere. >Grammar nazis: Correct 'monipoly' to 'monopoly". Sorry Kane.>Grammar Allied Forces: Appear
It's probably not a good idea to start World War I over a misspelling. Axis are close enough to Nazis, right?
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Dec 17, 2016 21:30:41 GMT
> Snake: Charge whoever is on your space.
> Snake: After you get the person's money, slither foward.
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Post by heyitskane on Dec 17, 2016 21:54:39 GMT
>Grammar Allied forces: Destroy the boardwalk property, which the grammar nazis are using as a secret base
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Dec 18, 2016 1:23:37 GMT
>bishop: examine chess board on free parking
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Dec 18, 2016 5:35:45 GMT
>Wizard cat: Be named Jeff >Jeff: Roll stats
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Post by TrickleJest on Dec 18, 2016 10:41:44 GMT
>Bishop: Open a biSHOP!
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Dec 19, 2016 4:05:17 GMT
>Bishop: ignore poor pun based inputs. Roll for intelligence and faith.
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Post by nootnoot on Dec 19, 2016 5:11:13 GMT
>Grammar Allied Forces: Storm the Jail and free the Grammar Nazi's prisoners
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Post by woodlandbaton94 on Dec 20, 2016 6:07:39 GMT
>Everyone: Scream
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Post by Actually Ed on Dec 21, 2016 6:10:09 GMT
>Snake: Charge whoever is on your space.>Snake: After you get the person's money, slither foward.
Snake should probably build some houses first, but that won't stop it's 2 dollar profit. Snake: 1452M Person: 1498M >Grammar Allied forces: Destroy the boardwalk property, which the grammar nazis are using as a secret base
The Boardwalk has been wiped off the map. >Bishop: examine chess board on free parking
It seems oddly familiar to Bishop. They vaguely remember a frog that looked like them right now. >Wizard cat: Be named Jeff>Jeff: Roll stats
Jeff playfully bats around some dice and rolls a 16 for initiative, he is a cat after all. >Bishop: ignore poor pun based inputs. Roll for intelligence and faith.
Bishop doesn't know what you're talking about, and has already rolled for faith. They proceed to roll an 11 for intelligence, >Grammar Allied Forces: Storm the Jail and free the Grammar Nazi's prisoners
The army can't fly, dummy!
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Post by TrickleJest on Dec 21, 2016 8:55:04 GMT
> Grammar Nazis: Eat the light bulb for extra illumination.
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Post by telaxius on Dec 21, 2016 9:35:23 GMT
> Snake: Slither foward onto the next brown space. Roll for a discount with your snake charisma, and buy that sucker. Once you buy both of the brown spaces, you'll be able to buy houses!.
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Post by yokcos on Dec 21, 2016 15:15:40 GMT
Person: Attempt to purchase all property and establish a monopoly in the name of humankind
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