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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 23, 2016 22:33:34 GMT
>Gain SPOON
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Post by Curris on Dec 24, 2016 0:55:50 GMT
Attempt MIND-SPOON Bending!
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Dec 26, 2016 22:47:10 GMT
 You gain the MIGHTY SPOON, the PSYCHIC's most prominent tool for displaying their abilities! Attempt MIND-SPOON Bending!  You can't really BEND spoons with your MIND though, the best you can do is use MAGICS LEVITATE to lift up the spoon and mess around with it. Not that much to do. >Head onward to the next room. You head onward towards the next room, with spoon not on your hand. You are soon greeted by a cunning shopkeeper! |
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Post by eerr on Dec 26, 2016 23:42:42 GMT
>Check pockets for Spondilucks and Zorkmids and metals of all kinds.
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Post by Zerio on Dec 27, 2016 0:26:57 GMT
>Ask him what's up.
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Post by Curris on Dec 27, 2016 1:17:28 GMT
Get a price check for his mustache. It's exquisite. You simply must have it.
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 27, 2016 14:40:20 GMT
>Sell him your magical floating spoon that's worth a lot, you bet
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Dec 28, 2016 4:52:00 GMT
 You didn't even need to say a single word, the keeper speaks.
Shopkeeper: Howsitbeen buddy?
Shopkeeper: You seem like a fancy-dandy man who's in need of some fine wares!
Shopkeeper: Well look no further! I provide the greatest wares of this fine dungeon! No other town's shop can beat my small quality stand!
>Check pockets for Spondilucks and Zorkmids and metals of all kinds.  You don't really have much. Just 30 SKELECREDs and 40 TITANERUM. Get a price check for his mustache. It's exquisite. You simply must have it.  You'd rather trade than purchase items usually, you'll attempt to trade before you buy.
Snirp: Hey uh..
Snirp: I'll trade you this PREMIUM PSYCHIC SILVER SPOON for your mustache.
Shopkeeper: What's this?
Shopkeeper: You want to trade such a premium object for my finest 'stache?
>Next. Shopkeeper: HAH! >Next. Shopkeeper: Sorry buckaroo!
Shopkeeper: No item of any value in the whole-wide-world can separate me from the glorious dame known as my mustache!
Shopkeeper: So if you dare make a garbage deal such as that again I'll fill ya face with bolts kiddo!
>Sell him your magical floating spoon that's worth a lot, you bet  Snirp: Well uh..
Snirp: Maybe with this whole mustache thing out of the way maybe you can eh..
Snirp: See how much this silver psychic spoon might be worth?
Snirp: I'm looking to sell it..
Shopkeeper: Sir I've seen a ton of spoons that look exactly like that.
Shopkeeper: Get your patoot out before I do what I've recommended earlier.
Shopkeeper: Unless you have an actual deal, that is. (;
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Post by Curris on Dec 28, 2016 10:02:11 GMT
Maybe he'd be more interested in procurement of live specimens rather than common artifacts. Offer him a fresh new Grimleg. You can rustle one up for a fairly decent price.
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Dec 29, 2016 0:08:22 GMT
Maybe he'd be more interested in procurement of live specimens rather than common artifacts. Offer him a fresh new Grimleg. You can rustle one up for a fairly decent price.  You'd rather not continue to bargain with such a seemingly unstable man. You just walk away, seems like the best thing to do anyway. >Next. You proceed towards the next room. The room bares a glass floor and a silly CLAW MACHINE. Truly, whoever designed this dungeon must bare the mind of a child! |
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Post by Curris on Dec 29, 2016 5:54:51 GMT
Look up.
I am suspicious of the glass floor. Does the room resemble a Claw machine as well?
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jan 2, 2017 4:53:38 GMT
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Post by Curris on Jan 2, 2017 6:24:25 GMT
I approve of Matt's forceful and direct applications of magic. Subtlety is for Wizards, you're a Magicist!
Ask if Fonz has any special abilities or useful functions?
Unlock door!
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Post by Zerio on Jan 2, 2017 8:44:53 GMT
I was wondering if everyone would be present in the reboot, nice to see Matt and Fonz again :D
>Ask how they got here.
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jan 4, 2017 4:31:01 GMT
I approve of Matt's forceful and direct applications of magic. Subtlety is for Wizards, you're a Magicist!
Ask if Fonz has any special abilities or useful functions? Unlock door!
Snirp: So uh..
Snirp: Fonz, right?
Fonz: YES.
Snirp: So do you have any abilities or skills that I should know about or..
Fonz: WELL, FOR STARTERS, MY SKILL-POOL ISN'T THAT EXPANSIVE DUE TO MY CLASS ASSIGNMENT BEING RECENT.
Snirp: So what class are you?
Fonz: I AM A TANK WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
Snirp: Alright alright, you didn't have to say it like that.
Matt: Hey!
>Next Matt: While you chaps were seemingly discussing Fonz's competency I-
Fonz: YOU WHAT?!
Matt: Oh hush, anyway..
Matt: I opened up the door while you two were chatting. >Next. Snirp: Oh.
Snirp: Thank you kindly. >Discuss how you all got in the dungeon. Snirp: So uhm..
Snirp: What exactly led you to finding this place?
Matt: The dungeon?
Snirp: Obviously.
Matt: Ah, it was more-so familial matters that sent me here.
Matt: Gotta expand the family riches and preserve the legacy you know.
Matt: But this dungeon, from what I've heard, isn't like any other dungeon.
Matt: They say it's a dungeon that makes itself as the adventurer goes but I found it to be rubbish.
Matt: I seemed to have been wrong on that doubt though..
Matt: But whilst I was exploring, I found this sweet thing over in an unknown room.
Fonz: IT WAS THE MASTER'S ROOM YOU DOPE.
Matt: Anyway, it's been about 4 days since I was in this dungeon, and I discovered Fonz two days ago.
Matt: He was shut off, seemingly being preserved for a future activation.
Matt: At least, that's what he tells me. I personally think he was sitting there collecting dust so I activated him and assigned his class.
Matt: After that we just fumbled around until this current situation.
Matt: So with that out of the way, what's your story?
Snirp: Oh, I was just bored this morning and decided to find a dungeon to explore.
Snirp: I found this dungeon and I entered it.
Snirp: I murdered a Psychic Gremleg and almost got murdered by a shopkeeper, and then I met you and your lil' robotic buddy!
Matt: ....
Fonz: ....
Matt: Forgive me, I honestly expected something more interesting.
Matt: Like a room full of rubber snakes or something.
Snirp: Oh.
if this doesn't say exposition then I don't know what does lmao
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jan 5, 2017 3:21:02 GMT
>Finally arrive somewhere You finally arrive at what appears to be a checkpoint guarding a town! >Next. It appears that there is a checkpoint guard just half asleep! He might propose a threat due to every checkpoint guard's lack of knowledge of people's patience, what will you do?
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Post by Sharkalien on Jan 5, 2017 17:25:42 GMT
>Knock his lights out
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Post by Curris on Jan 5, 2017 21:11:07 GMT
Claim that you just came from the *Other Checkpoint* and everything checked out clear, so you'll just be on your way.
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Post by eerr on Jan 7, 2017 3:00:22 GMT
>Ask him what's up next in the dungeon.
>A batter
>A makeshift mimic
>A treant?
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Post by Curris on Jan 7, 2017 7:42:04 GMT
Alternatively, ask him to join your party. He seems bored sitting at a checkpoint booth. When's the last time he got out and walked around. Besides, you'll make great company!
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Post by Zephyr Nepres on Jan 8, 2017 21:20:09 GMT
> Flirt
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jan 9, 2017 4:27:32 GMT
Claim that you just came from the *Other Checkpoint* and everything checked out clear, so you'll just be on your way. 
Snirp: Erm.. hello sir, we've just arrived from the other checkpoint, so we'll just be on our way through.
Snirp: But uh..
Snirp: If you mind me asking, what's behind that gate?
Guard: ...allow me to answer that...
>Next. Guard: ...beyond the first checkpoint lies the TOWN OF ENTRO....
Guard: ...wherein you'll be at the town's center where you..
Guard: ...where you...
Guard: Wait a second... >Next.  Guard: THERE'S NO PRIOR CHECKPOINT TO THIS ONE!
Guard: ENTRY DENIED.
Guard: SHOW YOUR PASSPORTS OR PAY FOR ONE. 
Matt: Hey mister..
Matt: If you let us in, I'll personally take you to the inn and show you a few magic tricks..
Matt: (;
>Next. Guard: Sir.. I don't necessarily swing that way.. >Next. Matt: ...
Matt: Oh.Snirp: pfftMatt: Well then in that case.. uh..
 Matt: SLEEP!>Next. Guard: SIR, THE ACTIVITIES YOU'VE PERFORMED HERE ARE WORTHY OF REPORTING TO THE-
>Next. >Next. You've successfully put the guard to sleep. |
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Post by eerr on Jan 9, 2017 13:41:06 GMT
>Proceed to the fountain in the center?
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jan 12, 2017 3:22:12 GMT
>Proceed to the fountain in the center?  MATT opens the gate towards the town.. >Next.  You and your companions arrive at the town's center fountain. The center of the town seems quite empty for being, well, the center. But aside from that, the directions that stretch from you seem riddled with that feeling of whatever adventurers feel when they see something that needs adventuring. |
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Post by eerr on Jan 12, 2017 3:25:42 GMT
>What are the odds that this is a zombie apocalypse?
>Go to Entro.
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?: HEY! You need any help up there?
