Shopkeeper: Howsitbeen buddy? Shopkeeper: You seem like a fancy-dandy man who's in need of some fine wares! Shopkeeper: Well look no further! I provide the greatest wares of this fine dungeon! No other town's shop can beat my small quality stand!
Shopkeeper: Sorry buckaroo! Shopkeeper: No item of any value in the whole-wide-world can separate me from the glorious dame known as my mustache! Shopkeeper: So if you dare make a garbage deal such as that again I'll fill ya face with bolts kiddo!
Snirp: Well uh.. Snirp: Maybe with this whole mustache thing out of the way maybe you can eh.. Snirp: See how much this silver psychic spoon might be worth? Snirp: I'm looking to sell it.. Shopkeeper: Sir I've seen a ton of spoons that look exactly like that. Shopkeeper: Get your patoot out before I do what I've recommended earlier. Shopkeeper: Unless you have an actual deal, that is. (; Snirp: Oh.
?: Alright so I'll help you until we arrive at a town. ?: Then we split, deal? Snirp: Sounds good to me. Snirp: But what about your names? ?: Oh right. Matt: Just call me Matt, and this small robot goes by Fonz. Fonz: HELLO. Snirp: Nice to meet you both! Matt: Anyway..
Snirp: So uh.. Snirp: Fonz, right? Fonz: YES. Snirp: So do you have any abilities or skills that I should know about or.. Fonz: WELL, FOR STARTERS, MY SKILL-POOL ISN'T THAT EXPANSIVE DUE TO MY CLASS ASSIGNMENT BEING RECENT. Snirp: So what class are you? Fonz: I AM A TANK WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? Snirp: Alright alright, you didn't have to say it like that. Matt: Hey!
Snirp: So uhm.. Snirp: What exactly led you to finding this place? Matt: The dungeon? Snirp: Obviously. Matt: Ah, it was more-so familial matters that sent me here. Matt: Gotta expand the family riches and preserve the legacy you know. Matt: But this dungeon, from what I've heard, isn't like any other dungeon. Matt: They say it's a dungeon that makes itself as the adventurer goes but I found it to be rubbish. Matt: I seemed to have been wrong on that doubt though.. Matt: But whilst I was exploring, I found this sweet thing over in an unknown room. Fonz: IT WAS THE MASTER'S ROOM YOU DOPE. Matt: Anyway, it's been about 4 days since I was in this dungeon, and I discovered Fonz two days ago. Matt: He was shut off, seemingly being preserved for a future activation. Matt: At least, that's what he tells me. I personally think he was sitting there collecting dust so I activated him and assigned his class. Matt: After that we just fumbled around until this current situation. Matt: So with that out of the way, what's your story? Snirp: Oh, I was just bored this morning and decided to find a dungeon to explore. Snirp: I found this dungeon and I entered it. Snirp: I murdered a Psychic Gremleg and almost got murdered by a shopkeeper, and then I met you and your lil' robotic buddy! Matt: .... Fonz: .... Matt: Forgive me, I honestly expected something more interesting. Matt: Like a room full of rubber snakes or something. Snirp: Oh.
Snirp: Erm.. hello sir, we've just arrived from the other checkpoint, so we'll just be on our way through. Snirp: But uh.. Snirp: If you mind me asking, what's behind that gate? Guard: ...allow me to answer that...
You and your companions arrive at the town's center fountain. The center of the town seems quite empty for being, well, the center. But aside from that, the directions that stretch from you seem riddled with that feeling of whatever adventurers feel when they see something that needs adventuring.